[Mayalas: Your sycophancy is too obvious, the dog shook his head when he saw it. 】
[Taromaru: Woof woof! 】
"Ding! Congratulations, Ms. Fools, for answering correctly... The rewards are being drawn, please enjoy the following video first."
"Ding! Play "The Best Toy Salesman in Winter.""
The on-screen image starts to play.
The cute blonde girl Ying and Paimeng, the mouth of the gods, are communicating with a child.
"Your brother said before that he would be by the river near Qingxupu, shall I go and look for him now?!"
The little boy was very excited when he heard Paimon's answer, and said happily, "That's great! Let's go!"
As soon as the camera turned, Ying and Paimon took the little boy to the destination. At the foot of the hill, looking from afar, they saw the young man they were looking for - Dadalia.
And Dadalia on the hillside seems to have something very important, and is communicating with the treasure robbers in front of him.
Dadalia looked serious about his work, with a hint of coldness in his tone, facing the members of the Treasure Bandit:
"You...should know why I came here, right?"
"The tone is not small, and you still want us to guess? Who do you think you are? If you want to join us, then I will make it clear. A playboy like you can't pass the test with us. .”
Seeing that Dadalia was so arrogant, Wu's second child put his arms around his chest and said in a bad tone.
Then they looked up and down, and found that Dadalia was dressed gorgeously, and he looked like a rich man, or a wealthy family, and several members of the treasure robbery group suddenly had different thoughts.
"Hehe...Your imagination is pretty good..."
Dadalia was very speechless after hearing this. These treasure robbers thought he was so majestic. He snorted coldly, and a cold air flashed in his eyes, which instantly became extremely sharp and pierced people's hearts.
He also knew that this group of treasure thieves were just small characters, and it was normal to have such thoughts, so he decided to report himself as his family. He put on a good posture, stretched out his right hand as if preparing for a battle, and said disdainfully:
"In the name of His Majesty the Winter Empress, I forgive you short-sighted people for the time being. Now, listen to my name with all your ears—"
At this moment, Toke, a little boy who couldn't bear the loneliness, rushed up, his eyes were full of admiration, he looked at Dadalia with piercing eyes, and said excitedly:
"Is my brother selling toys to them?! So cool, I've always wanted to see for myself how handsome my brother is at work!"
Toke's arrival disrupted Dadalia's plan, and he was immediately discouraged, with a lot of thoughts in his mind. He couldn't let his pure and kind brother know his true identity, and his mind was running fast:
"...my title—is... um...the best toy salesman in Winterst."
Then he acted as if he understood the applause, and raised his hands above his head to perform a self-applause for the big guy.
"Ding! The screen ends here."
[Dadalia: No~~ Impossible!I am the executive officer of the fools, and I am the warrior of the solstice!Not some toy salesman! ! ! 】
[Fools and rich people: Don't resist Dadalia, you are a toy salesman, so don't complete any tasks, and stay in Liyue to complete the task of selling toys. What do you colleagues think? 】
[Ms. Fools: I think it's pretty good. 】
[Fools and girls: Can he sell toys with such an eloquence? He won't even be detained by Liyue at some point. 】
[Zhongli: I think Qixing can discuss it. 】
[Pimon: @徐达希亚, the best toy salesman in the Winter Kingdom, can you bring me a toy, I will use your Mora to buy your toy. 】
Seeing Dadalia deflated, Paimon immediately activated his God's Mouth mode.
[Gan Yu: Toys?Is there a toy that looks like the emperor? 】
[Zhenjun Liuyun Borrowing the Wind: Gan Yu, how could there be such a toy. 】
[Ke Qing: Ahem, I also want to ask... Of course, this is definitely not because I agree with Lord Dijun...It's just for the convenience of self-examination...Yes, it is self-examination. 】
As the emperor's chef who hides in the depths, Ke Qing tries to cover up every time, trying to fool the past.
[Wendy: You see, your Emperor is like that, and you still want his toys?Alas, I am so disappointed for you. 】
[Zhongli: No one will treat you as dumb if you don't speak. 】
[Arataki Ichito: I remember that Inazuma has General Raiden's toy, it is said that it is quite difficult to buy. 】
[Jiujo Shaluo: Presumptuous, that is "the statue of Yu Jianming, the Lord of the Great Imperial Palace", it is not the general's toy, and you speak wild words, it seems that you are getting more and more beating! 】
【Paimon: Er... this name is really long enough, I can't even remember it. Is it necessary to have such a long name? Wouldn't it be better to just call it the portrait of General Thunder and Lightning? 】
【Jiuqi Ren: This naturally has a special meaning. As for other meanings, you can learn about them slowly. 】
Chapter 126 The Three Gods Can't Make One Mora
"Reward: The lady gets the magic weapon of "Dummy Substitute"."
"Ding! This magic weapon can save a life in times of crisis, please make good use of it."
"Reminder: After using this magic weapon, you will give up all the power you currently have and become an ordinary person."
[Ms. Fools: It sounds like a good thing, it suits my appetite, at least not those messy rewards. 】
A small doll with its head tilted and covered in purple entanglements appeared in Rosalind's hands. This is also a magic weapon that can only be used by herself.
For her who is walking on the tip of the knife, this kind of magic weapon can be said to be a godsend, and if used properly, it may save a life at a critical moment.
[Fools and roosters: This doesn't sound like good news. After all, in the previous video, Rosalin was already...hehe, but well, since the future is already doomed, dying struggles are just futile. 】
[Fools and rich people: Destined?In vain? , It is said that the Bank of the North Country controlled by me, Pantalone, operates with blood, tears and wailing, but your values, mayor, are even more distorted than that of a banker like me. 】
[Fools and servants: Hehe, I can only say that the two of you are just laughing at fifty steps, and it’s not too much to wear the same pair of pants. 】
[Dadalia: Hey, even I think what you said is too cold, at least don't be like before. 】
[Fools and puppets: Happy~! 】
[Captain Fools: No matter what the result is, it should be admirable for Lowefart to obtain such a magic weapon. It would be great if he had the means to save his life, and it would be even more handy for Her Majesty's mission. 】
【Dr. . 】
[Fools and clowns: The foolish show at night should be over, and the play can't be too much. 】
[Fools and girls: Hmm...then I'll just laugh. 】
【Paimon: Well, it seems that they just entered the drama directly. It's really unusual. It's worthy of being a crowd of fools. 】
"Ding! Today's quiz is successfully completed, see you at [-]:[-] tomorrow morning."
"Ding! In order to celebrate the end of answering questions, this system has prepared a leisure and entertainment program for everyone to enjoy."
"Ding! This program is "Three Gods Can't Make One Mora"."
"Ding! This time, the participants in the stage are assigned to Liyueyan King Dijun—Zhongli, Mengde Fengshen—Barbatos, and Rice Wife Thunder God—Balzebu who is chasing the "Three-colored Tuanzi"."
"Ding! Special performers: Angel's Gift, Dawn Winery's owner Diluc, and fake wallet Dadalia."
"Please give us a big round of applause to welcome them to perform for us for free."
[Finally: Oh, Zhongli, I didn't expect the system to prepare a program for us, did you ask for it? 】
[Zhongli: I don't know either, I can't figure out the system's thoughts. 】
【Wendy: How can I not make up a Mora, I will give it to you now...】
When Wendy saw this topic, she immediately felt insulted. He has been working hard to make money from the buff these days, and it can be said to be full of money!
He subconsciously took out his trouser pocket and fumbled twice, huh? !
He suddenly realized that the money he earned was not enough to drink. He had a little Mora these days, and every time he went to order the most expensive wine, he was emptied within a few clicks.
In an instant, he lost his confidence and had to stop speaking quickly.
【Lei Movie: What's none of my business...】
【Dragon King Ruo Tuo: This name sounds very exciting, and Morakes made a fool of himself, hehe! 】
[Twarin: Ruo Tuo thinks so too?Hahaha, the hero sees the same thing, I think Barbatos will definitely lose face too. 】
[Yae Shenzi: You two really don't give face to your own gods, it doesn't look like I just want to sit in her place for two days. 】
"Playing now..."
on the screen.
Mond City, at the Outer Table of Angel's Gift.
Wendy, Zhongli, and Lei Yingying sat together.
The bar owner Di Luke personally served them food and drinks, all of which were high-end goods, which belonged to the level that ordinary people could hardly consume.
Wendy's eyes lit up, she stuck out her tongue and licked her lips, excitedly said with naked eyes;
"Hey~! I didn't expect to be acting. Since I can enjoy a big meal and good wine, it's great!"
Zhongli sat firmly on the Diaoyutai, and said unhurriedly: "Phew, the color and fragrance are complete, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, um~~ the wine is also good, but it's a pity that something is missing, and it's missing Xiangling's secret dipping sauce."
Different from the familiar personalities of the two, Lei Movie has returned to normal at this moment, and is no longer the little girl chasing after the "three-color dumpling".
There was a little nervousness on her beautiful face, not knowing what was going to happen next, but she still said hello to them.
"Then let's eat?" Wendy picked up a glass of dandelion wine and drank it directly. While drinking, she still remembered the delicious food on the table. will let go.
Compared to Wendy who devoured gobbled it up, Zhongli was much more refined. He served all kinds of delicacies in an orderly manner, and kept reminding Lei Movie not to be too restrained.
"Hmm...sweet with a hint of spiciness, this dish is not bad, oh, this dish is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, with a faint floral fragrance, it can be seen that the chef is a shrewd person with his own skills, we must get to know each other when we have the opportunity. …”
Lei Movie was even more flustered, but he couldn't show it. He just shyly picked up the three-color dumpling, and then glanced at the dumpling milk.
[Paimon: What!Why can they eat it!Paimon wants to eat too!Hmph, let's go to the Manmin Hall now, by the way, Mayaras is also there. 】
[Mayalas: Hahaha, I ate outside, they ate inside, oops... I have to say that Liyue's food needle doesn't poke, it can't stop at all, just listen to it when you're only half full from this meal This little girl said that I ate 6000 million moras. 】
[Fools and rich people: You can really eat~! (gritting teeth)]
【Xiangling: Although Mr. Mayaras is not as knowledgeable and knowledgeable as Mr. Zhong...Dijun when he commented on food, he is full of praise for me. Hehe, especially those fresh dishes, he always refuses to come. 】
At this time, Wendy, Zhongli, and Lei Movie also wiped out almost all the food on the table.
"Comfortable~! It's been a long time since I felt so comfortable." Wendy put down the last glass of dandelion wine, rubbed her stomach, and was very satisfied.
"really."
At this time, Di Luke with fiery red hair came forward and said expressionlessly:
"So... the three gods, who will pay the bill?"
This question is comparable to the coming of heaven, and the three gods were directly stunned.
"This...Of course it's Morax. He made Mora, so he must pay for it." Facing this question, Wendy gave an answer at the speed of light.
"I don't have Mora." Mr. Zhong threw out a sentence very simply.
Chapter 127 The Situation Is Getting Serious
The shadow on the side was silent.
"What do you mean, Morax will not have Mora?" Wendy questioned.
"It's not a question of Mora." Zhongli explained.
Wendy got up and picked Zhongli's pocket, trying to find some Mora, but found that he really didn't have any Mora.
"What! Liyue has a vast land and rich resources, and your Yan lord can't even pay for the meal?!"
Wendy and Zhongli wrestled directly, waving their arms like two groundhogs.
"The Free City of Mond! Is their god just cheating and cheating?"
Zhongli counterattacked directly, to the point.
"My money is all my own hard earned money. I'm not cheating on food and drink! You shameless coin minter~~!"
Wendy spoke confidently, with reasons and evidence, without any panic at all, and directly refuted.
The shadow of watching the battle was really unbearable, so she stood up to dissuade the two, trying to save some face, after all, everyone in the live broadcast room was watching, but the more she persuaded them, the more energetic the two were, they were both caught in a personal enmity appearance.
She yelled loudly: "Stop making noise, stop hitting!!! Don't fight any more~~!"
"I'm retired, so I can't enjoy it?!! Also, you don't know how to cheat food and drink, cheat people to steal things, and even break them, now all Watts know!!"
The two did not listen to dissuasion at all, and continued to wrestle together, punching and kicking.
"Is that what you call retirement? Are you ashamed to say that you hold a funeral for yourself just because you want to have a feast!?"
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