Is this a godsend?

Because the son of King Zhao inherited his father's ambition to destroy the Shang and established the Zhou Dynasty, later generations used "young, long and salty" to describe someone's practice of bearing humiliation, demonstrating with funny and absurd performances, and keeping a low profile among the crowd.And "the group of virtuous men arrives" is used as a derogatory term to describe the incompetent villain under King Shang Ling, who regards the villain as a virtuous person without knowing it.

[It's a bit far-fetched, but it is indeed far-fetched to distort many allusions and idioms, so let's see. 】

Chapter 26 adds mushrooms to everyone

It was snowing heavily outside, and the room was as warm as spring. Zishou stepped on the soft fur with his bare feet. It felt fluffy and warm. There was a sword stand in the corner of the wooden platform where government affairs were handled, and two swords, one long and one short, were placed on it.

The sunlight is reflected into the main hall through the polished and smooth bronze mirror, and sprinkles from the top of Zishou's head, thus illuminating the wooden slips and boards on the table.Most of the documents are written by Zhong, and among these people, she is the fastest to learn characters.

For others, that’s probably the case. As for simplified characters, it’s basically impossible to popularize them, because Chinese characters at this time are mostly comprehensible and pictographic, supplemented by harmonious sounds, and there are almost no transliterations and borrowings.

Basically, the meaning of a character can be known at a glance, but it is very troublesome to promote simplified characters or even seal script. The reason is that starting from seal script, the glyphs of Chinese characters have become abstract and are no longer so intuitive. At the same time, the creation of characters The techniques have also become richer, and the requirements for the brains of people who study characters have also become higher.

There are not many government affairs related to writing, and there are very few other types of government affairs. The main thing is to care about the savages and slaves outside the city. It is not good to freeze too many to death. A kind of property, if the loss is heavy, it is also very uncomfortable.

Therefore, Zishou ordered the slaves to dig semi-underground pits on the side of Modu except those who had to serve, and then took out some briquettes to keep them warm, so as to avoid too many slaves dying in the spring. , No one is responsible for farming, mining and workmanship.

After solving the last trivial matter, Zishou threw down the wooden slips, and the bookcase was already full of scattered wooden slips. These were all processed documents, and then threw them to the officials in the palace, who were responsible for scraping off the surface with a knife. text, it can be used again.

As for the issue of papermaking, let’s forget it. The materials for papermaking are all textile materials at the moment, which are quite expensive. However, the problem of wooden slips can be solved.

"Next year, after finishing the matter of the Zhou girl, we will start conquering Huaiyi." The Huaiji Ershui River is the upstream mainstream of all irrigation water systems in Laiyi and Renfang, and controls the main road. Can the tributaries still have water?Even if it can't be cut off, it can still attack downstream, and the problem of grain transportation is also easy to solve.

"However, if you want to use force on a large scale in a short period of time, you need more food. I don't know how Yushu has solved the problem of raising fish?" Zishou didn't mind giving his harem members some power. In other words, in this era, It is also quite common. It is quite common for wives of noble families to deal with various miscellaneous affairs and even personnel and government affairs, otherwise Confucius would not have gone to see Yangzi.

Fish farming was thought of by Zishou when he discovered the by-products of retting and the remaining methane residue. He diverted water to fill the pond, and then put the fish in it. The fish was raised with these residues. The pond is divided into two layers. The first layer leads to the river, and the water diversion and Put the fry into the house, and the first floor leads to the reservoir.

When harvesting, put the pool water and fish fry into the second layer of pools. After the first layer of pools dries up, the fish will all be at the bottom, so you can just get them up directly.

As for the solution is very simple, a special fish-drying ground has been arranged nearby. During the hottest summer, drying fish in the sun is the best military ration, and as a high-protein food, it is also effective in making those fish less Eat two mouthfuls of millet.

Although the general process is like this, there are still a lot of problems in the specific technical details, so Zishou left it to Jiang Hou's little cousin to solve it. In other words, in this era, it is very common for sisters and sisters to marry one person at the same time .

It is winter now, and the results may not be seen until next summer. At that time, there will finally be some new tricks on the dining table. In this era, many vegetables eaten by future generations do not exist, or they are still in the state of wild vegetables and are planted. There are only five kinds of vegetables, which are the so-called five dishes.

Not to mention Chinese cabbage, which requires a variety of vegetables to be bred, and there is no natural variety in nature. Even many common vegetables in later generations are in the state of wild vegetables, undomesticated, and the taste is hard to describe.

These days, not only most vegetable crops have not been domesticated, even livestock are the same. For example, the second senior brother who has paid too much for the progress of human civilization, the breeds at this time are quite thin and need to spend a lot of food and feed to raise them. As a result, the actual number of breeding is not large.

In addition to pigs, cattle and sheep are also the same. Needless to say, cattle are an important production tool when cattle farming has gradually become popular. Except for the Son of Heaven and special sacrifices, you can’t see cattle as animals in the world. on the table.

And sheep are the main source of meat for the middle and high-level nobles and Shang kings, pigs are the source of food for the gentry and warriors, chickens and dogs are the source of meat for the people of the country, and finally the savages and common people basically eat only when they eat vegetables. Bugs, otherwise there is little chance of tasting the meat.

Unless it is a social sacrifice, you can get a little meat scraps to make do with. If you are lucky, you can also pick up bones that have not been gnawed too clean. This is their only source of animal protein. Other than that, it is in the wild When I picked up bird eggs and wild eggs, I immediately cracked open them and ate them. After all, this way is not easy to be caught.

Of course, there is no such need for you as the king of Shang. He raised a large group of chickens and dogs in the yard. The purpose is to kill and eat meat. Don’t think that the Chinese people’s dining table is too monotonous in the primitive times. In fact, nobles They still eat well.

For example, there are four types of oil, beef, chicken, dog, and sheep oil, which are used for barbecue and boiled meat in different seasons. After the briquettes are produced, clay pots are used for stewing and frying. The only problem is that the iron pot is a cast iron pot, so it cannot be fried, but it is rich enough.

"My lord, are you done with the matter?" Su Bin was still dressed as a girl, with a white fox fur on her body, a knee-length short jacket underneath, and her legs were only wrapped up to the upper part of her calf, revealing her white and tender thighs and delicate soles. Quite alluring.

"Aren't you afraid of water on your thighs?" Zishou squinted his eyes. You must know that girls in modern Japan like such short skirts and thick cotton socks in winter, resulting in water accumulation on their thighs.

Su Bin rolled his eyes, thinking that the king was speaking strange words again, and the monster words have confused the crowd. This year has passed, and the number of times the king said strange words has become less. He thought he was recovering from his illness, but it turned out that it was only periodic for a long time onset?

"I mean aren't your legs cold?"

"No." Su Bi went to Zishou and sat down beside him, "Wait a minute, change back first." Su Bi froze for a moment, then popped out the furry ears and tail helplessly, "I mean change a little more?"

"Is that so?" The arms and legs also became hairy, "Well, it's much warmer this way."

"..." Su Bin lay down on the corner of the desk, "Are you co-authoring it as if I were a warm bag?"

"Otherwise? It's freezing cold, how comfortable it is." Zishou grabbed Su Bing's waist and pulled him over, half lying in his arms. Her body temperature was slightly higher than that of ordinary people, and with the soft white fluff, It is really comfortable to be a hand warmer in winter.

This is what makes Monster Girl so good. It can seamlessly switch between hot water bags, hand warmers and blankets. It doesn't have the stinky smell of animal skins or the smell of animals, only the scent of girls.

Each of these scents is different. For example, the scent of Jiang Hou and Yushu is a bit similar to the bitter scent of that kind of herbal medicine. It is said that all Shennong people are like this. In the case of human blood, even blood and body fluids can be used as antidotes.

It's a pity that although Queen Jiang claims to be descended from Shennong, her blood has been diluted a lot. Only this peculiar bitter scent, saliva and milk have a weak detoxification effect, which makes Zishou decide that if she has children in the future, it is best to have It's better to find a wet nurse, otherwise the baby will probably cry out—slightly bitter, don't ask how he knows.

The scent on Su Bing's body is another kind, a bit like the scent of grasses, trees and orchids, but it is different from the real scents of plants and trees. I heard that this is the smell of pure white fox blood. Some anomalies are powerful enough to induce heat and are said to aid in fertility.

The green smell is much more normal. It cannot be called a fragrance, but the fresh smell of fresh leaves. When the weather is hot, Zishou likes it very much, because she seems to be refreshing when she sweats. It's the same in the woods—well, it's just the smell, which may be related to the special substance contained in the secretion of body fluids, or it may be simply a factor of strange power and chaos.

Based on such a peculiar physique, Zishou felt that he was about to develop the ability to "smell a woman by smelling a fragrance", but the strange thing is that if the blood is diluted to a certain extent, like a normal human woman, there is no special body odor, unless it is Pickled by cosmetics.

"I'm thinking about something."

"What's the matter?" Su Bin raised his head and asked, because of his transformation, he looked at Zishou with vertical pupils like dark red jewels.

"Do you want to carve something on the side of the coffin when you die?" Most emperors are not afraid to talk about the tomb when they are alive. In fact, most emperors will start to repair their own tombs after they ascend the throne, such as Zishou Up to now, it is very rare that the location of the grave has not been found.

"Engrave what?"

"Well, it's really good to just engrave a big white fox~" Zi Shou felt that if this was the case, it would definitely make the scholars of later generations bald. Does the big white fox mean a real fox, or a person with a fox as a totem, or something else is enough They beat human brains into dog brains.

It is meaningless to add mushrooms to later scholars, what simplified characters, formulas and theorems are engraved in the mausoleum. Unless they have knowledge and memory from another timeline, they will just directly regard the invention of simplified characters as the ancestral method of ancient archaeology .

And these formulas and theorems are also highly likely to be attributed to coincidence, just like combining Tao Te Ching, Tai Chi Yin Yang and Binary, and finally praised: The ancestors are amazing!That's it.

It can't make them bald at all, but let them happily put a lot of unsolved mysteries on their ancestors' heads, and get good explanations and results.

If you want to add mushrooms to them, you have to give them something that is ambiguous and even contradictory. For example, what does this big white fox refer to?

"It's disgusting~!" Su Bijiao smiled and slapped her, "Change back!"

"Ok?"

"Become the same as before, oh, keep the tail and ears!"

"so?"

"Yes!" So, it was another day to fill the hot water bottle with new hot water.

Not only the taste of the big white fox is really good, but also the feeling of flowers and birds, so Zishou decided to add something to the tomb, for example, "Flowers and birds are so fun~" Let future generations continue to break their heads.

In the evening, the weather became colder, and all the outsiders returned to the house, curled up by the fire, but Zishou was different, he lay in the warm bath, squatting in the warm bath, who didn't like water very much. Behind him, he poked Jiang Yushu's soft stomach curiously.

"Don't, don't poke, if you poke again, you will spit it out!"

"Who told you to eat so much?" Zi Shou patted her on the shoulder, "The meat sauce I marinated tastes good, but don't eat so much." Of course she didn't ask for it because it was filled with hot water Spit it out, but simply eat too much yum (salt cured pate).

You must know that these salts are refined salt dissolved with coarse salt, and then re-formed by using the crystallization temperature difference and filtration method. There is no bitterness, and it is marinated together with the umami mushroom sauce cultivated by Zhi. If you eat it now , salty and delicious, with the butter inside, it is even more fragrant.

For people in this era, when Jiang Hougui is a queen, it's okay to say that when she has eaten such a good thing, although the meat she ate before was not as delicious, the food is still the same thing, after all, she can also eat beef.

However, for people like Yushu, don’t talk about beef at home. It’s the turn of the female relatives to eat after the father and brothers have finished eating. It’s good to eat meat. Beef is just a dream. If Zishou hadn't got a lot of disabled and dead cows this time, so she could only kill them and marinate them into beef sauce, she wouldn't be able to get along.

With people's attitude towards food in this era, of course, when you can eat, eat as much as you can, who knows if there will be any food tomorrow, eat more, and turn into fat can effectively ensure that you can survive the winter.

Although Yushu and Empress Jiang were not the ones to be filled with hot water, Zishou deliberately controlled her needs and strength to prevent these two from getting pregnant again, and the fun would be great. Even if their physiques have Shennong blood, they would not Too likely to withstand production at this age.

However, the remaining ones don’t have to worry about this issue, because they really “talk about beauties while warming wine”, just like a hot champagne bottle. Speaking of which, did Zi Shou ruin another allusion just now?

After filling several hot water bottles, Zishou's hot water bottle was almost emptied. Even if it was the blood of the black bird, it was not the "pot of infinity".

"My lord, if my sister is pregnant, have you thought about what to do?" Jiang Hou asked, although the chances of these aliens and god descendants like Su Bing being pregnant are not high, but if they are pregnant, then it is really necessary Think about the succession plan in advance.

Is it Lichang, or Lidi, or more troublesome, Lixian.If it is Li Chang, then whoever gets pregnant first will have the next King of Shang. Although the children will not fight too hard, as a mother, it is inevitable that they will fight for it.

If it is the establishment of a descendant, the problem of inheritance is the most stable. However, it cannot guarantee the sageness of the offspring and whether the descendants can grow up smoothly. In other words, the life safety of the descendants will be greatly threatened.If it is Lixian, then the harem will be stable, but the descendants of the descendants will be beaten into dog heads if they are not human heads, which will be much more troublesome.

"Don't worry about it, I'm not dead yet." Zishou rolled his eyes. He was still young and strong, so there was no need to think about the heir so early. early."

As for the successor's plan, he didn't bother to worry about it, so he set up his son to grow up. After all, it is a succession plan that has been proven reliable by countless dynasties in later generations. If the eldest son is too useless, he can't see it. For things like children, even in the modern education system and social environment, there are many wastes.

Tiger fathers and dog sons are the norm. There are not many phoenixes from Jingmen. Even if parents are university professors, rich in education and excellent in character and learning, it is not just one or two children who are worthless. If the parents are good, the children must be good. If this is the case, the theory of bloodlines will not be thrown into the trash can, then it will really be "the princes and generals are really kind!".

"If the king really wants a child..." Su Biao swam over and lay on Zishou's body, "I do have secret skills, but I just need people from the clan..."

"Five foxes are chaotic, I can't stand it!" She can hold the three delicate flowers together. If the five foxes are together, it will be fifteen, even if Zishou is a large-capacity oil tank The car can't resist the use of 15 large-displacement racing cars.

"What are you thinking!" Su Bin said angrily. The king said strange things every day, and it became more and more strange. After Di Yi fought, he became a little bit normal.

"It refers to the secret technique of the family, allowing the concubine's blood to temporarily return to the ancestors, thereby activating the power of breeding and fertility controlled by the nine-tailed white fox."

"What about the price?" Such a powerful force cannot be without a price, Zi Shou asked calmly, the biggest difference between him and the nobles of this era is that he never felt that miracles do not need a price.

"What do you think?" Su Bing winked.

"Mr. Jiang, your people will send all the herbs tomorrow, especially a small red granulated, slightly sweet fruit." Zishou looked at Queen Jiang, Ma Ye, do you still have spells in this power mode? ?Then wouldn't I have to live a life of soaking goji berries in a thermos in advance?

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Blast's Magic History and Dictionary:

Xing Boji, father of King Shou of Shang, his mother Su had three sons, Ji was the last son, and when he was born, he was born in a fragrant purple house. Everyone thought it was different, and his father liked him.Ji Youchangli (tall and strong), was young and hunting, met a tiger, Ji got off the cart and captured it, everyone at the time praised You as his father.

Ji Conghui is studious, learns in the room, is good at numbers, and is good at archery. He can hold the sword to protect the king's left and right.Ji Chang, who was granted the title of the old capital Mo, said that he was the northern protector of the Shang Dynasty. Ji Kuanren did not rely on favor, courteous to the superior, and orderly under the imperial court. Everyone praised him as the virtue of the former king.

The elder brother was jealous of him, and he was rude to Ji Yingjin. He moved first to Huai and then to Xing.He moved to Xing, hunted in the suburbs, and found a white fox. He sighed and said: "My mother died. A few days later, Wang Zhaozhi was poisoned and killed in Lutai. Su Sui rebelled in Xing."

Later generations said that King Ling was blind because of his bravery, Uncle Zhou coveted inside, Marquis Qi looked on outside, far away from virtuous ministers and close to villains, only one season can protect business, but he doesn't know how to use it, causing the kings to rebel, Zhou Qi divides court And resist courtesy. ——"Shang Ben Ji"

Victory without force:

Refers to being able to defeat an opponent without a weapon. It was originally used to describe a person who is so brave that he can win with bare hands without a weapon at all.Later, it was used to describe a person with excellent ability, who can solve the enemy by resourcefulness and force without relying on sharp weapons.

Stand against court:

It means that Zhou and Qi announced in the courtyard of Lutaiyuan that they would separate from the king of Shang, no longer follow the etiquette of Shang, and establish themselves as kings, named Zhou Wang and Qi Wang.Described as brothers, father and son turned against each other and completely separated.

Chapter 27 Self-casting (pun intended)

In winter, due to the snowfall in Modu, several houses collapsed and dozens of warriors and people died. This was considered a serious accident, so the King of Shang ordered everyone to go out to sweep the snow and do it himself. .

"Wow~!" The wooden shovel pushed the snowdrift as high as a person into the ditch on the side of the road. After the snow melted, it would flow into the pool outside the city along the ditch.

"Snow is a good thing. It means that the pests are frozen to death. I am worried that there will be no rain this year, and there will be locusts next year."

For this reason, Zishou also ordered a large number of chickens to be raised. When the spring was ready, the chickens would be driven into the fields to kill locust eggs and larvae.

Biological treatment can generally only prevent and reduce the intensity of locust plagues to a certain extent. To really deal with locust plagues, insecticides must be used, or ignited to kill locusts by using their phototaxis.

Also, it is not acceptable to eat locusts, because when the number of locusts exceeds a certain threshold, they will be poisonous, and birds will not eat them. Ah, by the way, this is why the bird officials of the Shennong family have common supernatural powers Not very strong, but the reason why it is still higher than those wild aliens.

Because their physique is there, they can change their prototypes to eat locusts, and their body size makes their poisoning threshold much higher than that of ordinary birds, and the white fox family is almost the same reason, they can force birds to prey on pests, plus their own It can drive away small animals such as foxes and catch mice, so the white fox has become a symbol of fertility.

"However, Majesty, if the snow is blown in this weather, I'm afraid..."

"It's a rare sunny day today. It's better to go out to sweep the snow than to wait at home to die when the house is crushed by the snow. In other words, Modu is like this, and the north doesn't know what it looks like."

Those northern princes who were canonized did not settle in the north at all, and they had to wait for the second year before they began to move in successively to cultivate and repair the houses damaged during the war.

At the same time, at the gate of Modu, a tall woman walked into the city. She was a little surprised to see snow plowing and piling up everywhere, but she didn't stop there, and went straight to Nilv. There are already primitive inns in this era. After all, a business is called a business by trade, so it is natural to have a place for storing passengers and goods and a place for camping. Over time, it has become a primitive inn.

Of course, the so-called inn in this era is not a later upper room, but a straw shed with straw curtains hanging on all sides, with an earthen stove inside, no waiter, no shopkeeper, and merchants stay here. Find a place to lay a floor, and then cook with an earthen stove to solve the problem by yourself.

The only public service is a large pottery water tank. Everyone relies on self-consciousness. When they leave, they go to the well behind to fill the tank with water. It's that simple. There are no rooms, no tables, chairs, and no hot water and hot food. The service, of course, is also unpaid.

The woman is carrying a golden scabbard on her back. The blade is wide and slender, which is different from the current bronze sword. She is holding a rattan basket in her hand. There are a lot of dried flowers and fruits in it. The appearance of dry food.

An earring hangs on the white and tender left ear. Under the pink and white pearl is a gray to blue feather. It is a very common decoration in the businessmen of this era. Therefore, bird feathers and bird shapes are often used as decorations in the civilization of the Ming Dynasty, such as eagle owl cups, bird bottles, and bird patterns, and bird feathers with conspicuous colors are often used for personal accessories.

Zhou people, on the other hand, mostly used jade as decorations because of the production of jade, and did not use bird feathers much. Of course, merchants also used jade decorations, and they used more jade than Zhou. Use what looks good. Most businessmen are free and undisciplined, which is very different from the seriousness of Zhou people.

From the perspective of future generations, the character and behavior of businessmen are a bit similar to the French in the Chinese stereotype. In a sense, insulting businessmen seems to be as popular in the Spring and Autumn Period as it is now. The jokes of the Song Dynasty are As popular as a French joke is.

Zhou people, on the other hand, are like the Germans in the stereotype of the Chinese. Relatively speaking, they are much more serious and upright, and they also pay more attention to the order of dignity and inferiority. There is a big difference between the barbarian style.

Although the woman's decoration is very similar to Shang's, the clothes on her body are completely different. There are a lot of blue cloud patterns embroidered on the edge of the white robe. It is hard to imagine how she can do such complicated dyed silk threads in this era. .

This made her be regarded as the daughter or even the head wife of a noble family when she entered the door, no one asked at all, and at this time, everyone was being escorted by the King of Shang to sweep the snow, and there was no time to observe In the image of outsiders, the reason why the city gates are still open is because the snow plowed and accumulated manure need to be thrown into the composting pit outside.

Although the manure pits were terribly smelly, the slaves still placed their shacks next to these pits because of the heat of fermentation. If the slaves hated this job in summer, then it was a good job in winter.

On the sides of these large fermentation pits, the temperature is slightly higher than other places because of the heat of biological reactions. This temperature difference seems to be insignificant to modern people who are used to various heating and cooling equipment and are rich in nutrition. , but for these slaves, it is enough to produce obvious body induction.

As for the matter of heating fire and hot water for nobles and Shang kings, and delivering carbon to iron workshops, it is a good job for wild people, and slaves can't get into this job, not for any reason, simply because they can Rubbing the adults warm stove.

Fortunately, Zi Shou is not the chairman of a certain technology company, so he is not sweating beside the coke oven and asking the untouchables why they don't go to work when it is so warm.

"You are going to the palace, right?" The person in the thatched cottage in the guest house said when they saw her, such a beautiful stranger must be going to the palace, although everyone has a heart for beauty, the beauty of the stranger is as beautiful as a flower There are not many. People in this era are not picky about their tastes. Of course, Zhong, who has too many inhuman elements and cannot be restrained, is still not very popular.

Generally speaking, the more human-like a foreigner is, the more people like it; and the less human-like a foreigner is, everyone likes it, but those who are between human-like and less human-like are not popular, such as Zhong That's it.

Under the two-dimensional beautification correction, everyone thinks that they are charming when they see a horse girl, but if they actually meet...

Even a person with a normal surname like Zishou can't accept it. Of course, it's just that he can't accept the surname, and it's not enough to cause fear when he sees it.