Another day trampled by the witch

Through the glass window, you can see the bustling crowd downstairs. The man's eyes are a little bit floating. I don't know why he doesn't dare to look at the former head maid. He always feels uneasy like facing an elder.

Luo has been approached more times than in the past two years since his last life, let alone getting close to girls.

It's not that he has a fat house or no charisma, but he has to sit in the company all day long and work overtime. Who can stand it? Mortgage, car loan, these things are not interesting when they are on a man's shoulders things.

Especially now that the scene of sitting in a coffee shop is very familiar, this makes someone Luo can't help but think of some not-so-good memories back then. For him, the most not-so-good memories are...

Blind date.

Well, like sitting in a coffee shop like this, sitting face to face with other parents or little girls, and no one speaks, the atmosphere is the most embarrassing.

To be honest, he actually dislikes these things. After all, he is forced to go out to discuss business every day, and it is a business in which he is the only one who loses money. , each hold what they need.

In his previous life, his family was not bad, and his old man was quite capable, but it is a pity that he is more Buddhist and never compares, and his wealth is a little bit, but his old man upholds the attitude of raising children from the poor to the rich, so he was stunned. He didn't keep a dime for himself, and it was all in his father's hands. Luoka himself didn't have a good relationship with his family, so he still had to work hard with his own hands for a long time.

Perhaps it was because the old man had joined the army, their family's social status was relatively good, and they had quite a wide network of contacts. After all, everyone wanted to come and take a bite of the fragrant steamed buns.

This caused Luo to find time to go out on blind dates even when he was busy with work every day, sitting in a coffee shop with other parents' parents and chatting, which made him extremely annoyed.

The current situation is a little bit like that.

I don't know why, looking at the head maid in front of him who doesn't feel much older than himself, Luo always feels that the other party is a bit oppressive. The reason why he thinks of a blind date is because every time other parents look at him, it is This look, this kind of looking up and down with a little scrutiny, is like looking at a son-in-law.

Well, although Luoka had a lot of blind dates in his previous life, he didn't have many successful dates. It's not that he was demanding or something, but he wanted to find a suitable one, one with a suitable age and personality, and one who could be talked about in all aspects. People, it is indeed difficult.

The situation he faced was that he couldn't talk.

For example, you talk about the three views with the other party. They say which milk tea is delicious, and you talk about your ideals with the other party. They say which snack street tastes good. Finally, you can't help it. Talk to the other party about the future and life Planning, and then people get excited.

Backhand, I will give you a dowry amount of 88w, and I want a suite for myself, and a car no less than 48w, and her name must be added to the wedding room. Not only that, but the first time we meet at home, I will give her dad an 8w8 red envelope, One for her mother, preferably one for her younger brother who is still in high school, for good luck, and give out some red envelopes during the holidays.

How many people should be invited to the wedding banquet, which five-star hotel is going to hold the wedding banquet, the 6w6 wedding dress I saw last time is very good, it costs 18w to get off the wedding car, and she has a lot of girlfriends, everyone give 2w8 an idea , I want to hire a few cars to take her relatives who live in a corner of a bird's shit to take her to my wedding banquet. It can't be a bus, it must be a car.

After marriage, I don’t do housework or cook. I have to hire two nannies at home. Having a child depends on my own wishes. The first one will follow my surname. My parents have raised me for many years. I can’t feel sorry for them, so the first One child must take our family name, the second belongs to you.

I have to hand over my salary and so on. This is for supervision. Men will spend money recklessly, and they will go out to mess around, but it is not allowed to restrict my personal freedom. I will often go out to play or spend the night with my girlfriends, and I cannot be restricted. .

And then there's...

His eyes were darkened.

This is the real situation of Luo's blind date. As long as they are talking about other things, they don't know anything about it. As long as it is about money, they can chat with you all afternoon.

How to chat?

How to talk?

Every time Lorca heard this, he would keep silent, and he would show face to the other party, saying something on the scene, such as "I'll go home and ask my mother for advice", and then they would say something back.

"Your mother, boy?"

Break the defense instantly.

Loka has a violent temper, and will fight back with "gold? Diamonds" every time. When his mouth smells bad, he doesn't show mercy at all. The relatives in the family will be besieged mercilessly by someone from Luo. Let's put it this way, he has been scolded and cried by a little girl more than once during a blind date.

Not only that, but he also acted on the grounds of self-defense.

Because there are always some people who take advantage of their gender and feel that the other party dare not do anything to them, and they start to slap each other if they fail to bicker. What kind of temper does he have? Guys dare to open their mouths and shut their mouths to slander others, directly scolding you for managing the country is a pile of thick shit, so they can't even scold Lilia.

The final result is to go to the bureau to report, and then the family members come to wipe their butts. He is a hob anyway, or he will be convicted of mutual assault. He pleaded guilty. At worst, two people go in together. The blind date girl is afraid, and his family is really not easy to provoke, and it won't get any benefits if he comes and goes, so he can only let it go.

This is not the most critical.

The most important thing is, let alone being disgusted outside, when I get home, my family will ask how the situation is, and I will say that it is not ideal, and then backhandedly scold myself, scolding myself for being demanding and ignorant.

Every time this happened, Luoka would tell his family what the other party said, and added kindly: "Then why don't you two elders sell the land of your hometown and buy a house in the urban area? I guess It's almost the same, oh, yes, the children have to take their family names, and the second child can take our family names."

"You still dare to talk back, don't you? The wings are hard? You can't say that, right?"

lore.

Parents are such double-standard and rogue creatures. As long as they can’t say anything about you, they will directly move out of their seniority and scold them directly. Female elders will choose to cry and yell, anyway, there are only a few days to live, so what do you like? , and other classic words, you will never be able to refute them, they can stand on the moral high ground and condemn you infinitely.

This is why Loka would rather starve to death than go back to live outside.

After he retired, he only stayed at home for a year and never lived at home for a long time. Really, he would rather work overtime every day, and he would not go back to live for an extra day with the burden of the mortgage. Anyway, he has his own sister at home. With these two things in mind, nothing will happen. I will never go home except during the holidays. Even if I go back during the holidays, I will be terrified when I go back. I am afraid that I will take out my phone in the next second and tell you something.

"Come on, come on, look at this photo, how about the daughter of a retired employee in my company, make an appointment to meet her, oh, forget it, don't make an appointment, just happen to be free today, just today!"

Then, with a sad face, he was dragged out of cafes and restaurants by his family.

Perhaps this is the sad life.

Well, it is also the author's sad life.

So now the situation in front of someone in Luo is already a bit of PTSD. A man and a woman are sitting in the coffee shop. They are of different generations. They are the elders of the girls in their family, and they have a maternal feeling.

And opening the mouth is one of the classic sentences.

"Those children are all brought up by me. It's really hard for you to help them recently. How old are you this year?"

Cardiopulmonary arrest.

After calming down for a while, the man regained his composure. He is not in the 21st century, and this place is not a fucking blind date market either!

"No, no, it's all what I should do. I... am 21 years old."

"Then you are of the right age."

Sifni had a pretty smile, a standard smile without showing her teeth, and the corners of her mouth were slightly curved, showing the dignity of the royal family, but this sentence made Luo's heart feel like a heavy hammer.

He swore that he had heard this opening sentence no less than thirty times.

But the next few words made Loka's hanging heart feel relieved.

"The two children, Lilia and Lilith, like you very much. They haven't been close to any boy for so many years. Since they chose you, I naturally won't ask too much. I hope you can treat them well. My... and the wishes of the late king are, after all, the children I watched grow up."

"They have bad personalities. I hope you will be more tolerant. Don't think that these two little guys have failed to lead the kingdom well, but they are very smart. They can do everything easily. I hope you can be more patient and teach a lot. Although this The two children are a bit poisonous, but their minds are not bad at all."

"Lida stays in Wangcheng, and she also needs a lot of care from you. You also know that she is very timid. Her mother didn't take care of her much and was very irresponsible, which led to her developing such a character. Speaking of it, I was still because of I had a fight with her about it."

The "her" in her mouth naturally refers to Sifmi, and the wife took a sip of the hot coffee in front of her. Now she is not wearing that maid outfit, but she has found an excuse to change clothes in order not to attract attention. She wore a plain light yellow dress, but no matter how plain the clothes were, they couldn't conceal her noble temperament. What made Loka even more confused was that she was obviously just a maid, so why did she feel nervous when talking to her?

Why is this like what a mother said?

However, when he heard the other party's words, he couldn't help but feel a little puzzled.

"Ah? Ms. Sifmi has always been very responsible. Even if someone looks at her daughter too much, she will be strangled to death, and she will cook for her every day, and she will take her home. Although she has a hot personality , but Miss Sifmi is indeed very responsible."

"That's now. She was not like this before. She was not sensible at all. Alas, it's good that she is sensible now. She knows how to take care of the child for... Her Majesty the Queen. Speaking of it, when I was a child, I was also with Xi. Fumi grew up together."

"Hey, I don't know these things at all, and I didn't dare to talk about the past with Miss Sifmi, the main reason is..."

"It's because she always has a straight face, hahaha~"

Showing a gentle smile, although the atmosphere made people feel tense, the woman's gentle smile immediately dissipated the tension in Loka's heart.

The two said they were dating, but they were actually chatting, and the content of the chat was normal. It was all about the girls around them. Probably, the former head maid said that she had left Wangcheng for dozens of years. Years, and decades of separation from the children who grew up.

The conversation was basically centered around Lilith, Lilia and Lida, such as what interesting things happened to these children, about the embarrassing things these little girls did when they were young, and their Personality and previous experiences, stuff like that.

It's normal, the kind of normal that is too normal, but the man listens with gusto, and I don't know why, when he listens to the embarrassing things his partner did when he was young, he always laughs very happily, and is very interested in these gossips. In the future, I can use these handles to threaten those two girls.

For example, what are you talking about, Your Highness the Witch, you don’t want others to know about your bed-wetting in elementary school, do you?

Although the result is very large, it changes itself into fly ash.

In Loka's eyes, the former head maid who called herself "Nishaya" was undoubtedly a loving elder who had been caring about the affairs of the younger generations, in stark contrast to the missing former queen.

Look how much the head maid cares about her own children, how open-minded, and how she looks like an elder. When she looks at the former queen, she knows how to make trouble, leaving a lot of mess and no one to deal with it. This is a gap.

It's no wonder that Lilia has to scold Lilia if she has nothing to do.

It was quite quiet in the afternoon. After Sifni opened up the conversation first, Loka got into the mood naturally. The two of them chatted about everything, whether it was things about their childhood, or about the environment in the city of Twin Sisters, and how they met these girls. process.

They chatted very relaxedly and happily, and finally, Nivier suddenly changed the topic.

"After chatting for so long, why don't we talk about something sensitive? For example... a topic that adults only discuss?"

The blue eyes blinked slightly, as if teasing.

Rapid heartbeat.

He couldn't help swallowing, looking at the turbulent elf wife, he felt a little dry for a while, and more importantly, the other party gave him a wink, as if hinting at something.

"Really...can you really talk about those sensitive adult topics?"

"Yes."

The beautiful woman showed a confident and charming smile, and the man nodded immediately, so the wife lowered her voice, stood up slightly, not only that, but also leaned forward, and her plump breasts directly knocked back the coffee cup on the table by [-] centimeters , until the lips are almost attached to the man's ear!

Finally, she spoke.

"What do you... think about the situation in the Kingdom of Roria and the Kingdom of Lions?"

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It is indeed a sensitive topic.

Among the people of Roria, no one dared to talk about this matter. Although there was freedom of speech in the kingdom and there was no so-called literary prison, it was obvious to the people that they only needed to wait for the good news from Her Majesty the Queen at this juncture.

Although some people discussed it, it was limited to private communication. At least no one mentioned it in public. After all, everyone was afraid of saying the wrong thing, and they still maintained awe of the royal power in their hearts.

Only children don't know what war means to them. It is naturally impossible for adults to talk about these things, and children are not interested in this matter.

In a sense, Sylphine is not lying, this is indeed a very sensitive topic that only adults can talk about.

Just like "How do you think about the form of ELK" back then.

The expression gradually solidified.

Sifni kept the posture just now without moving, and the tangy milk fragrance poured into the brain along the nostrils. If Loka was careful enough, he would find that this milk fragrance actually existed on Lilia, including Lilith, but it was only on her body The smell of her is a bit stronger, after all, she is a mother.

This pose highlights the beautiful woman's good figure, with exaggerated body proportions. Although she is of average height and not as tall as the eldest daughter, the proportions are not ambiguous at all, especially the swaying fullness of the chest is hard to move away The line of sight, the two people are very close, in the eyes of others, it looks like a young couple showing their affection. Someone wanted to feed the two of them a mouthful of shit to interrupt the atmosphere, but it can be seen that the other party's clothes can only be old. Honestly gave up on this idea.

There is no way, class is deeply ingrained in this world, and there is no need to provoke anyone in the royal city, because they may have various identities that cannot be provoked.

Finally, Sifni couldn't take it anymore.

"Hehehe~ What are you thinking, oh, what a bad boy, he is obviously facing his little girlfriend's mother... Auntie, he is obviously facing the elders, but he has unforgivable thoughts, if he is caught by that The two little guys know that they must castrate you, cluck cluck..."

Sitting back in her seat with a smile, Sifni smiled happily. She always liked to play tricks on people, but she was more able to grasp the scale and let the other party linger between anger and embarrassment, making some small jokes , just not really offending others, and can also serve the purpose of teasing the other party.

Do you still remember that not long after Loka and Sifmi first met, she mentioned that her sister was not serious at all, and her head was full of colored waste. Don't forget the cabinet at the beginning. This is a case where the product was dug out by the children and used as a weapon.

Therefore, the two sisters were also spanked by their mother.

The ugly face of the former queen is fully exposed at this moment!

The corners of his mouth twitched a few times. He had to admit that the hateful and despicable former headmaid in front of him really knew those two girls well enough. They could definitely say and do things like castration. In the eyes, recalling the feelings at that time now, I feel that the lower body is aching.

How can it be repaired!

Looking at Sifni with a sad look, he didn't think of anything strange, but the other party deliberately said such words that misunderstood him, and then lured him into the bait like fishing. Misleading him gave him a moment of expectation.

This is not how haose someone Luo is, but the reaction of a normal person. No matter who faces this situation, he will think wrong for a moment, but it only takes a few seconds to react, but Sifni doesn't give it up. This opportunity to think was directly attached to the man's earlobe, and he almost took a bite of it.

"Why do you have the same virtue as Nivier? Oh, you are indeed a family, and the traditions are exactly the same, right?"

After holding back for a long time, the man can only hold back these few words.

"Is she as virtuous as me? Giggle~"

Hearing this sentence, instead of being angry, Sifni laughed even more happily.

As I mentioned before, Lilith hangs out with the former witch all day long, learning to study magic, while Lilia hangs out with her aunt all day long, studying martial arts, thinking about fighting, and Anna takes the real Ni Saya is treated as an idol and follows her to learn how to become a qualified maid.

So here comes the question, among these few sisters, there is only one Nivier left, who is she hanging out with?

You can think of it with your toes, that girl learned badly from the back of the then queen Sifni!

The cat girl maid has such a character, gentle, considerate and generous, but at the same time gentle and a little dark-hearted and naughty, she often does something that catches people off guard, but can't be angry.

Come and see, is it similar?Was it carved out of the same mold?

It would be better to say that this elf lady is the root of all evil.

With a smile on her face, Sifni actually wanted to say that Nivier is Nishaya's child, but if she said this, it might be misleading. If she said that Nivier was my daughter, then Luoka would go over and ask, It would be a little troublesome to expose your true identity.

How fun it is to keep this scene, right?

"Why this expression, looks very disappointed, could it be... really want to have something to happen with me, an old woman?"

Picking up the coffee cup with one hand, she threw a suggestive look at the man. The charm of Sifni is not comparable to that of a cat girl and maid. Both her movements and expressions are natural, but this time Luo Ka just rolled his eyes.