Reincarnation, your integrity is gone

Reincarnation, your integrity is lost by the Lost Believer

Some people are alive, but they are dead.

Some people died, but he still has a resurrection game.

Lord God: "Do you want to understand the meaning of life? Do you want to truly live?"

"What age is it, and you are still playing this kind of old jokes, can you guys who engage in telecom fraud have some fun?"

Li Tianxiu stared suspiciously at the deep void, and frantically nodded his fingers to confirm.

Lord God: "..."

Note: 1. The original title of this book is "Some People Are Born with Obtuse Angles".

2. This book contains a lot of abstract, nonsensical, crazy, and corrupt elements. If you can't understand, please find a doctor as soon as possible to go through the discharge procedures.

Chapter 1 Today is my funeral, the cemetery is full of laughter

In the cemetery that exudes the fragrance of green grass, dozens of people in black formal suits are standing in one place, with solemn expressions saying goodbye to their relatives and friends.

"Death is not a sad thing. Our body dies, but our soul will be reunited with the Father in heaven..."

Holding a prayer in his hand, the priest said to the audience with a sacred expression: "Our friend Mr. Li Tianxiu is a child with good character and learning and a kind heart. After 1289 days of heroic struggle against the disease , he went to heaven..."

"Which one is Mr. Wang Sao?"

After reading a eulogy, the priest suddenly looked at the crowd, as if looking for someone.

"I...my name is Wang Xiao..."

A handsome man in a black suit raised his hand helplessly.

"Yes, you are Mr. Li Tianxiu's best friend. His biggest regret before he died was that he hadn't returned a child to his parents. He hopes that you can help him realize this wish, can you?"

The priest picked up a small sealed bag from the altar with a serious expression, and handed it to Wang Xiao.

"Woooooh, my sleeves..."

Hearing about the child's last wish, Li Tianxiu's mother couldn't help sobbing and sobbing softly.

"What a wonderful child, why..."

"He's so gentle, I really...cry to death..."

All the relatives and friends couldn't help sighing, the sadness pervaded the entire cemetery.

"This……"

Feeling the heavy sustenance from his friend, Wang Xiao's eyes were full of determination.

Although Li Tianxiu and him always ridicule each other on weekdays, being able to entrust him with such an important task before dying is enough to prove the weight of their friendship-heavier than Mount Tai!

"Tianxiu, I have received your wish! Let me take the school belle you like!"

Wang Xiao raised her head with tears in her eyes, tightly grasped the bag in the priest's hand, and said solemnly, "Is this his suicide note?"

"No, it's his genetics," the priest said.

"Fuck!"

Wang Xiao's body shook violently, and he threw the dirty thing on the ground with his backhand.

In the next second, he became the focus of attention.

Priest: "Look at—"

Father Li and Mother Li: "Look at—"

Relatives and friends: "Look at——"

"I'm... sorry, I'm just... a little flattered..."

With the powerful force of moral kidnapping, the half-step Dou Zong powerhouse can't help but take a breath.

Wang Xiao couldn't resist, so he could only suppress the discomfort, and picked up the bag on the ground with two fingers.

then,

The funeral continued.

"Mr. Li is a nostalgic person, but due to physical reasons, he couldn't visit them one by one, so he had to videotape himself before he passed away, to say goodbye to you all."

The priest looked at the eulogy in his hand, then took out a USB flash drive from his pocket and inserted it into his laptop.

After a while, a young man wearing a round cotton cap and hospital gown appeared on the big screen.

That was the protagonist of the funeral - Li Tianxiu.

"First of all, thank you very much for coming to my funeral."

Li Tianxiu smiled, his pale face filled with touching strength, and said: "I don't have many friends, and the ones who can come are all my brothers. Since they are brothers, I hope that after the funeral, I will put If you haven’t paid, you can make up with the gift money.”

"what?!"

Hearing the words Suiliqian, the distant relatives who just wanted to wait for the banquet changed their colors and left the banquet one after another, fighting with each other, almost wanting to leave first.

"Wait, wait! He was joking, there is no such thing as a funeral ceremony..."

Mother Li hurried out to stop people. Although the expression on her face was a bit awkward, she felt a bit of warmth in her heart.

He has been so gentle since he was a child,

Knowing that the family spent a lot of money to treat his illness, before he died, he was trying to find a way to subsidize the family's finances.

"Just kidding, kidding, re-recording and re-recording."

Li Tianxiu himself was also very happy, waving his hands to communicate with his friends.

The camera records their laughing past, that smiling face was once so vivid.

After a while, he returned to a serious expression and said again: "Wang Xiao, you should have received my inheritance, right?"

Wang Xiao: "???"

You kid really think of that thing as an inheritance, don't you?

"I've always regarded you as my best friend, so I've been keeping my secrets about your men's secrets. I've never told anyone else. You can rest assured."

"I %￥@^#!?"

Wang Xiao's tongue instantly became knotted, and his handsome face turned into a liver color in an instant.

Don't mention it if you keep your mouth shut! ! !

"I can understand this kind of helpless pain, you are still my brother, so naturally you can't sit idly by.

A while ago, my mother saw that I was not in a good state of mind, so she found me a psychiatrist.After I cured the doctor, I found out that he happened to know a master of andrology who specializes in treating various difficult and miscellaneous diseases.

Now I have contacted him for you, and he will come to you soon. "

Wang Xiao: "???"

Who was so tight-lipped just now?

It's not over, is it? !

"Andrology master?"

Because there were no subtitles, everyone didn't have much reaction at first.

But after hearing this word, they all cast inquiring eyes.

"What's the matter, little brother?"

"Does your girlfriend know that this happened?"

"Sure enough, good looks come at a price."

No one was talking, but there seemed to be auditory hallucinations in Wang Xiao's mind.

This made him look extremely frightened, and he backed away again and again, as if he was forced to the edge of a cliff.

"Mr. Wang, what he said is true!"

A man in a suit raised his clenched hand and said excitedly to Wang Xiao: "I am that psychiatrist! I can introduce you to a foreign country to receive the most comprehensive treatment, so that you can regain your glory within a month!"

"puff!"

The psychiatrist's supplement became the last straw that broke the camel's back.

Wang Xiao's eyes turned white, and his body fell backwards uncontrollably.

His world collapsed.

At the moment when he lost consciousness, he seemed to have seen the Milky Way universe, the origin of all things, and the future where he was free from disease and disaster, married a wife and had children normally...

Hearing only a "pa", Wang Xiao's hind legs slammed on the ground, stopping the momentum of the fall.

"Give me the contact information."

The moment he turned to face the psychiatrist, his eyes were extremely determined, and his eyes were extremely determined.

Once he accepts his weakness, he is invincible.

from now on,

He will be fearless.

thank you,

Li Tianxiu!

"Sun Hao! There is a very serious matter that I have to tell you."

The picture suddenly flashed, and Li Tianxiu's expression became serious, and he continued: "The sister we have been saying looks like your long-lost sister, the girlfriend who has been in love with you for two years, is actually you My long-lost sister."

Sun Hao: "Ah?!"

Sun Hao's girlfriend: "Ah?!"

Students: "Huh?!"

As soon as these words came out, the two people who were named subconsciously let go of their clenched hands, which also shocked their friends.

"I'm not kidding, because I was very concerned, I found time to go to her adoptive parents' hometown to inquire for half a month. I learned that they bought the adopted daughter from the traffickers exactly 16 years ago, and the time was right. superior."

Li Tianxiu said seriously: "Of course, this is just an inference based on clues. I want to confirm it further, but I have run out of time. The last step may have to be up to you..."

"I was... bought and raised?"

Sun Hao's girlfriend was shocked, obviously she didn't know the inside story of this level.

"Why are you... meddling in your own business..."

Sun Hao scratched his hair, his forehead was covered with blue veins.

My parents have been looking for my sister for more than ten years. If it is really my sister, they will be very happy.

But they have...

"what!!!"

Sun Hao scratched his head and screamed in pain.

"Three uncles."

"Shut up!"

Suddenly being called by Li Tianxiu, Sanbo was so frightened that the fat on his face twitched.

After the lessons learned by the previous two people, it is probably not a good thing to be named by him.

"Don't get excited, Uncle San."

Li Tianxiu raised his hands horizontally, signaling him to rest assured: "I didn't mean to talk about your cheating on Aunt Zhang downstairs."

"puff!"

Sanbo almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

And behind him was Third Aunt's murderous gaze!

"I want you and the third aunt to play less mahjong. If you have time, you should pay more attention to your cousin. She has a boyfriend recently, and she is an out-and-out racing biker."