After doing this, Li Tianxiu switched the song that was playing, then picked up the wine glass, and leaned back with a smile on his face, like an emperor sitting on a golden throne.
"Baby bus."
"Starting today, I have to go to the toilet by myself."
"Mom and Dad, don't underestimate me."
"Baby Bus taught me the secrets of going to the bathroom. I can't wait until I have to go to the bathroom."
Children's songs full of childlike innocence sounded in the toilet, like a spell to summon the little magic fairy Lababa.
"You can't eat when you go to the bathroom."
Li Tianxiu blew out the candles, cut off the cake with a knife, and put it in his mouth.
"When going to the toilet, save paper."
Li Tianxiu grabbed the toilet paper and arranged it as a white belt to welcome distinguished guests.
"When you go to the toilet, you can't play with toys."
Li Tianxiu held a fidget spinner in his hand, spinning it in circles at high speed.
"When you go to the toilet, you can't eat shit."
Li Tianxiu's expression froze, but he still didn't dare to move.
I don't know if it was because of his cowardice, a song passed, but there was no reaction around.
"What's the situation? Are you so demanding? Or are you ghosts still on weekends?"
Li Tianxiu took a sip of black tea in doubt, and sat on the golden toilet to think.
Sleep is required until 10:[-] at night, and the safety time is relatively short.
In the current data, the meaning of Pure Love God of War is unclear, and the only monsters that can be summoned during the day are Lababa, Little Demon Fairy and Pickled Cabbage Girl.
If Xiao Moxian can't summon it, then I can only try another...
But what Li Tianxiu didn't know was that when he failed to summon the Little Demon Fairy Lababa, the other people were not idle either.
……
"Ugh……"
A sigh came from the toilet, and the emperor walked in in a lack of mood.
After the battle last night, his self-esteem was severely damaged, causing him to not even go to the morning meeting, and he did not want to participate in the search for clues and the investigation of the cause of his death.
He just wants to be depressed by himself, and slowly rot and stink...
"Hush..."
As if he felt bored peeing, the emperor whistled on his own.
While urinating and urinating, his mood suddenly improved, and he started aiming and shooting again, trying to get the water into the mouth of the cartoon villain attached to the urinal.
As the game progressed, his expression gradually became cheerful.
At this moment, the surrounding light dimmed quietly, pulling the emperor into another space.
The tattered and thin figure of Lababa Xiaomoxian appeared behind him, trying to tie his limbs like last time.
"Um?"
The Great Emperor felt something, turned around strangely, and urinated all over the former.
"what!!!"
The violent and masculine boy's urine, coupled with the scarlet force covering the whole body, made the emperor's urine like sulfuric acid, corroding Xiao Moxian's thighs into faint red smoke, making her scream and take a big step .
"Who are you?"
Looking at the obviously inhuman guy in front of him, the emperor asked a naive question.
Seeing his appearance of being magnanimous, magnanimous, and fearless, Lababa Xiaomoxian was trembling with anger, and shouted loudly: "Put down the gun!"
"what?"
The emperor was slightly taken aback, then put on his trousers, realized belatedly, and said in shock, "Ah! You are the little demon fairy who pulls papa!"
"Hasn't anyone ever taught you that you can't play with toys when you go to the toilet?" Lababa Xiaomoxian said with a gloomy face.
"Toy?"
The emperor was taken aback for a second, and then felt that he had been greatly insulted, and he hardened his fist all of a sudden.
Suddenly there was a lake of embarrassment in front of him, and his right hand, surrounded by a red whirlwind, appeared brazenly in front of Xiao Moxian.
Xiao Moxian's face showed horror, her eight arms had no time to defend, she was punched in the face, her whole body flew upside down, smashing the wall of the room!
"That's a weapon! Not a toy!"
With killing intent all over his body, the Great Emperor approached the little Moxian who was submerged in the gravel step by step.
At this moment, he forgot the pain of being knocked down harmlessly, he just wanted to kill this sightless guy!
Giggle...
Broken bricks slid down from the sides, revealing Xiao Moxian's black and white body.
Now his head was beaten askew, and his neck was folded to his back like a prop, looking even tattered than before.
But this is his home field, and with the continuous influx of black air around him, his body is also being repaired quickly, returning to its original appearance.
"Self-healing?"
Looking at the vision in front of him, the emperor also frowned.
Don't look at him as simple-minded, but before he entered the reincarnation space, he was a world fighter who won four consecutive championships.
If he hadn't encountered a big tsunami when he went out to sea at the end, he would still dominate the world's arena in the next few years.
He is a genius, has a natural intuition for combat, and is naturally aware of the difficulty of the enemy.
"Impolite guy."
Lababa Xiaomoxian was shocked, dozens of sharp strands of hair protruded from the back of his head, and shot towards the emperor like a spear.
These hairs are extremely sharp, and can freely manipulate the direction, and the angles are weird and tricky. After hitting, they can also parasitize, absorbing the opponent's physical strength for their own use.
The previous hidden killer in the shadow demon form was gradually eaten away by this vicious attack method, and eventually died of exhaustion.
The emperor's body is even bigger, and there are more flaws exposed, making it more difficult to defend.
Therefore, in Xiao Moxian's eyes, this big man will only die faster than the hidden killer.
"Crimson Touch!"
Facing the strands of hair attacking from all directions, two larger red giant hands extended out from the Emperor's hands, which were five times the size of Chen Xi's.
The huge hand disrupted the airflow in the space, quickly grabbed the hair from all directions, twisted them together, and flung them aside vigorously!
"what?!"
Before Xiao Moxian could be shocked, her body was lifted off the ground like a sandbag, and she was pulled by her hair to spin around the room with the Great Emperor as the center.
He hit the wall all the way, and the wall along the way cracked like foam, and a circle of pits was plowed out.
And his body was smashed to pieces, and he almost lost consciousness.
"what!"
Accompanied by a violent shout, the Great Emperor smashed Xiao Moxian to the ground in front of him, raised his foot towards the latter's face and stepped on it.
War Trample!
winter!winter!winter!
Shocking crashes sounded continuously, Xiao Moxian's face had been trampled into a red sheet of paper, and the ground behind him was also covered with cracks.
However, the emperor's anger still persisted, and he rose up into the air with all his strength, and smashed down with his own weight.
Meteor drop!
boom!
This blow made the ground of the villa tremble.
The ground on the second floor was smashed through on the spot, and countless rubble fell chaotically, bringing one person and one ghost down to the first floor at the same time.
Chapter 24 I will try to keep the story short
The broken stone fell to the ground with a "slapping" sound.
Lababa Xiaomoxian's body was smashed into a lake of blood and flesh, and she froze on the ground and couldn't move.
But judging from the dark forces constantly pouring in from all directions, this guy's body is repairing itself, and it won't be long before he will stand up again.
"Hmph, once you get up, I will kill you once. I don't believe that your strength is endless!"
The Great Emperor clenched his fists and made a crisp sound.
Just when he was about to continue attacking Xiao Moxian, his sidelight saw a figure sitting next to the wall paralyzed.
It's a hidden killer.
"Um?"
The Great Emperor walked towards the Hidden Assassin, touched the blood vessels in his neck, there was no sign of fluctuation, it seemed that he had been dead for a long time.
In front of the hidden killer, some words were written in blood.
"Uninstall it, dead vegetable!"
"what?!"
This shocking words shocked the emperor, as if he had been struck by lightning.
Could it be that the man-machine bureau that was killed yesterday...
He saw it all?
After being shocked, he also found that there were other words written under this line of words, so he continued to read
"I am a Hidden Assassin, and I was attacked by the Little Demon Fairy Lababa.
The monster may be able to regenerate infinitely, and ordinary methods may not work.
So whoever is the second hit, let's take a look at my findings. "
"Find?"
The emperor's spirit immediately cheered up.
"The wound hurts...I'm bleeding out, so I can only make a long story short.
This is an independent space, just like a marriage. People outside want to come in, and people inside want to go out, but they have no choice.
When it comes to marriage, I suddenly think of Xiao Wei.
If I'm young and capable and don't feel inferior, and know what is precious..."
Great Emperor: "???"
Didn't you say to make a long story short?
Why did you suddenly start looking back at the past?
You have a lot of blood?
The emperor was agitated for a while, and quickly skipped the [-]-character first love story between the hidden killer and Xiaowei, and came to the main text.
"In short, severely injuring Xiao Moxian's body can weaken the barrier of the two dimensions.
It's a pity that fear was born in my heart at that time, and the first thing I thought of was to ask for help, and I could only pull off the chain of Admiral Wushuang's pants.
It's like when I was chasing Xiaowei back then, because she expressed her love too vaguely, after she changed three boyfriends, she still didn't realize that I liked her.
Bitter, bitter..."
Great Emperor: "..."
Although he is not very smart, judging from these few paragraphs, he probably understands the reason.
It's too inky! Hey!
You are out of blood!
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