Siheyuan: violent engineer, dictatorial disobedience

"Come here! Pull him down and cut him off for me! Just as a warning to others!"

Lieutenant General Liu Hai threw the arrow, and immediately a yamen servant stepped forward, ignored Xu Xiaomao's begging for mercy, pulled out the door, raised his knife and dropped it, Xu Xiaomao's head fell to the ground immediately.

"Where is the master? Prepare a notice for me, and anyone who eats dumplings without dipping them in vinegar will be executed."

After beheading Xu Xiaomao, Liu Haizhong still felt a little uneasy, and immediately called the master to arrange for him to post a notice.

The master walked out from the back hall, bangs were amused.

Hastily stopped the master who was just going to draft the notice, and waved at him.

Although the master didn't understand what the county magistrate told him to do, he still walked forward respectfully.

Unexpectedly, just as he stood up and didn't speak, he saw Liu Haizhong slap him hard on the face.

The master was taken aback, covered his face and said in disbelief: "My lord! Why are you beating a villain?"

"You are a dog who eats inside and out, Yan Pugui, you still have today when you ride a horse?"

"In my own dream, I can't beat you, can I?"

"Not only did I slap you, I'm going to kill you today."

"Come here! Drag the master out for me and chop him up!"

After Liu Haizhong smoked the master, he immediately started calling for the yamen servants, and the yamen servants who had just chopped Xu Xiaomao at the door filed in again.

Picking up the bewildered master, he walked out again.

"Officer dog, you are so disrespectful of human life, you will die! You will suffer retribution sooner or later!"

Before the master died, he came to his senses and cursed Liu Haizhong loudly.

Liu Haizhong tossed his official uniform, and walked towards the back hall with steps that his relatives did not recognize.

After finishing the official addiction, of course I have to see how the girls in my dreams are doing.

Official dream plus spring dream, this is a beautiful dream.

When he came to the back house, he grabbed a maid and learned that his wife was waiting for him in the house.

Liu Haizhong rubbed his hands wretchedly.

"Hey hey hey! Here I come, beauty~"

Liu Haizhong pushed open the door with a lewd smile on his face, and saw a beautiful figure facing him from the back.

Liu Haizhong didn't say anything, a tiger pounced on him.

"Beauty, let's have a good sleep with Sajia!"

While talking, Liu Haizhong threw it on the bed regardless of the struggle of the beauty in his arms, and immediately began to undress in a hurry.

While taking off, I also looked at the beauty, and I didn't know who the beauty in the dream would be.

It doesn't matter if you look at it, bangs are almost frightened away.

Where is the beauty lying on the bed?

Lying on the bed was Sha Zhu in women's clothing and heavy makeup.

Silly Zhu saw that Liu Haizhong stopped moving, and said shyly: "Officer, what are you doing staring at the servant's house?"

Chapter 253 Air Fryer?

Liu Haizhong's face was full of astonishment, he never thought that it would be an official's dream.

A silly man disguised as a woman popped out!

Sure enough, you can't have your cake and eat it too, and you are not allowed to have sex dreams if you have an official dream.

This spring dream turned into a nightmare, Liu Haizhong immediately turned around and ran away.

The back house is too dangerous, or go to the front hall to continue the interrogation is the kingly way.

But just after taking two steps, I felt my calf sink, and I couldn't run no matter what.

Liu Haizhong looked back and found that Sha Zhu got up from the bed at some point and hugged his calf.

No wonder I can't run!

Silly Zhu hugged his calf in bangs, and smiled brightly, like a hungry and thirsty boudoir.

"Da Lang, if you are interested in looking for my slave today, why don't you leave without having fun, let's have fun together!" Silly Zhu said with a sly smile.

"Dog, get the hell out of here!"

"I'm so happy with the dog, and I'm not happy with you either, you let go, and I'll be rude if you don't let go!" Liu Haizhong scolded.

I thought that Sha Zhu would let go obediently, but unexpectedly, instead of letting go, Sha Zhu winked like silk.

"It turns out that Da Lang likes this kind of tune, so I will give you a whip and ravage my family! Don't pity this delicate flower of my family, whip me hard!"

Silly Zhu took out a leather whip from nowhere and handed it to Liu Haizhong.

Immediately, he lay down in a large font, patted the open space beside him, and signaled Liu Haizhong to continue.

Liu Haizhong looked at the whip in his hand, then at the impatient silly Zhu lying on the ground.

"Thank God for letting me vent my anger in my dreams, there's a whip, I'm a fart!"

"Silly Zhu, why don't I beat you to death today."

Liu Haizhong shouted loudly, raised the whip in his hand, and began to whip Shazhu vigorously.

The sound of slapping and slapping was endless, and Sha Zhu was still moaning excitedly at first.

But as the bangs were being whipped harder and harder, Sha Zhu began to dodge.

The more he dodged, the more excited Liu Haizhong became.

After half a stick of incense, Liu Haizhong walked out of the room refreshed.

In the room, Silly Zhu was lying on the ground, already taking in less air and exhaling more.

"Although it's not a spring dream, it's worth it to be able to smoke silly sticks in the dream."

"Damn, I can't beat you in reality, but I can't beat you in my dream?"

Liu Haizhong returned to the front hall, sat on a chair and began to deal with official duties.

Open a document, take a closer look, and find that I can't understand it.

However, this can't help County Magistrate Liu.

"Come here! Call the master to me!" Liu Haizhong sipped his tea and said.

After a while, a yamen servant walked in with a helpless expression.

"My lord, there is no master!" the yamen servant said respectfully.

Liu Haizhong was startled, and then flew into a rage: "You dog, how dare you lie to me? Believe it or not, I cut off your head. There is no master in the yamen? What are you kidding?"

The yamen servant smiled wryly: "My lord, you forgot that the master just had his head chopped off by you!"

"This…"

It was only then that Liu Haizhong realized that the master looked like Yan Pugui, and he had ordered him to cut him down just now.

There was no master in the yamen for a long time, since the former master was cut off, it is necessary to find another one.

"Go and post a notice to the official, saying that the official will recruit a new master."

"Go and come back quickly, within a stick of incense, there is no new master to take office, so I will chop off your head."

When the yamen servant heard Liu Haizhong's arrangement, he immediately felt that he was not worth it.

Find a master in just one stick of incense, what are you kidding?

Master is not a Chinese cabbage in the field, just pick any one.

But facing the lustful power in Liu Haizhong, the yamen servant could only sigh and go out to try his luck.

After a stick of incense, the yamen servant led a person in.

In the room, Liu Haizhong was writing with a brush in boredom.

On the fine rice paper, dragons and phoenixes danced, and earthworms crawled around chaotically wrote a sentence.

"It's rare to be confused, (the wording is too small, just add a few words)"

Looking at his pen and ink documents, Liu Haizhong smiled with satisfaction.

"My official's calligraphy is still very good. This word can be seen as a master of painting."

"Yes, yes! The word lord is impressive at first glance. The villain is willing to pay 500 taels of silver to buy the calligraphy of the lord, and I hope the lord can make it happen."

The new master is a very upright person, and he spends five hundred grains of silver to buy handwriting that looks like a dog crawling in his bangs.

Liu Haizhong patted the new master's shoulder appreciatively.

The lad is very promising and worth developing.

You work hard, when I upgrade to a level, you will be upgraded to a level.

Liu Haizhong began to draw big cakes for the new master.

The new master is also happy to eat cakes, and after a while, both the host and the guest are happy.

Liu Haizhong rubbed his hands together and said, "Master, help me check the tax and see if I can collect some tax money in advance?"

The master nodded, picked up the ledger and began to look through it.

After a long while, the master said with a serious face: "My lord, there is no tax to collect. The previous county magistrates were too ruthless. The tax has been received in 2022 in the Western calendar, that is, 200 years after it was received."

"The county is so poor that it can't even pay the salary of the yamen servants."

Liu Haizhong was shocked: "Fuck, why are these people so cruel? You guys are done collecting, what should I charge?"

"What are you collecting? Pack up your things and go to the palace to become a eunuch!"

Before Liu Haizhong could finish his shock, such a sentence suddenly came from outside the room.

Immediately afterwards, a group of brocade guards in flying fish suits filed in.

The leader was an acquaintance, and it was Liu Jianshe in reality.

"Fuck, scaring people? Can I still be scared by you in my own dream?"

Liu Haizhong rolled up his sleeves and stepped forward to slap Liu Jianshe.

Unexpectedly, Liu Jianshe slapped him unconscious.

"No! Wasn't I the biggest in the dream? Why was he bullying me in reality, but also in my dream?"

"Then why am I still dreaming about this?"

Liu Haizhong doubted his life again, squatted on the ground and fell into deep thought.

"If you have any grievances, go to the palace and tell others!"

"Come with us now!"

……

"I was wrong, I was wrong, don't eunuch me, I'm old, you can eunuch or not!"

Liu Haizhong struggled to open his eyes and found that he was in the confinement room, so he let out a long sigh of relief.

"It turned out to be a dream! It scared me to death, I thought it was really castrated."

Liu Haizhong wiped the sweat off his forehead, and then touched it.

The next moment, there was a deafening howl from the confinement room.

"Fuck! Where did the bird go?"

In Fan Yu's office, Liu Jianshe squeezed his chin and looked at the truth talisman in his hand, which was similar to the immersive talisman.

"It turns out that these two talismans are used in this way. I used to think that they could only be used to tell the truth. I didn't expect this kind of usage."

"Learn it, it will be useless in the future, do more research."

After Liu Jianshe finished speaking, he looked up and saw Fan Yu with piercing eyes.

"I really don't understand how to fry things without oil? Why do I feel a little unreliable about the air fryer you mentioned?"