Siheyuan: violent engineer, dictatorial disobedience

A group of monkeys in Monkey Mountain began to yell, and at the same time grabbed the sundries around them and threw them at Master Qi.

"Master He, hold on for a while. The monkeys are hungry and need food. I'll go prepare some steamed buns and come to rescue you later!"

After all, Master He turned his head and fled like a mouse, fleeing in a panic. There was no way not to run away. The Monkey Mountain has not been cleaned up this morning, and there is a lot of poop inside...

And Sha Zhu, who was still down the slope, was suddenly hit by a wave of firepower.

He grinned his teeth in pain, especially when he was thrown into his mouth, a stone thrown by some unlucky monkey.

There is still a little smell on the stone.

It is hot whether people or animals.They are all a little bit hot, so the taste is very strong.

"Bah, bah, bah! What a pity, you know, I shouldn't have come with Master Qi, and I'm not in charge of Monkey Mountain, so why am I here?"

Finally, after the first wave of firepower passed, a group of monkeys did not continue to attack, but stood on the rockery and waited and watched.

Only then did Sha Zhu have the thought to leave the barbed wire fence by rolling and crawling, and just left with his front foot.

He felt someone pulling his trouser leg from his back foot, Sha Zhu looked back and found a monkey was pulling his trouser leg and would not let go.

The other hand was spread out along the barbed wire.

Signal Shazhu to hand over the food.

Shazhu has corn bread on his body, and the smell of food deeply attracted Pohou.

Silly Zhu twitched his right leg, only to find that it was being pulled tightly by the monkey.

After pumping it a few times, he couldn't break free, so the somewhat annoyed silly Zhu directly picked up a stone on the ground, pretending to smash it.

But the monkey still didn't let go, so Shazhu didn't care so much.

A stone hit it directly, hitting the monkey's head.

The monkey was in pain, so he let go of his hand, screamed and ran back to the group of monkeys.

"Just because you, a beast, still want to fight with me, let's evolve for tens of thousands of years!"

After Sha Zhu finished speaking, he lifted his legs and left.

Little did he know, he had already run into a catastrophe.

As we all know, there is a monkey king in the monkey group.

The main function of the monkey king is to maintain the operation of the monkey group, and the silly pillar smashed the monkeys.

The monkey king was not happy, and with a scream, all the monkeys on the rockery were dispatched.

The group of monkeys ran fast, and the monkeys that were close directly grabbed Shazhu's clothes.

He dragged Silly Zhu back abruptly.

Across the barbed wire, a group of monkeys began to surround and beat Shazhu.

They bite with their mouths, grasp with their hands, and some monkeys even stretch out their hands to play with monkeys and steal peaches.

Sha Zhu's expression changed from gradually resisting to grinning, and then his pupils shrank sharply.

It is not clear whether the egg is broken or not, but the taste is not good anyway.

When Master Qi ran back with a bag of steamed buns in his hand.

Silly Zhu is just like a girl who has been ravaged for a long time, her eyes are dull, and she keeps muttering to herself: "I ask you how much you can worry, just like a eunuch going to a brothel, and chickens flying eggs!"

"Sister Qin, I may not be able to give you a happy life in the future!"

When Master Qi saw Shazhu's appearance, he guessed that the monkey group must have done something to Shazhu.

"You bunch of monkeys, just wait! I must make you look good today! Anyone will bully you! Do you think you are the Monkey King?"

Master Qi picked up the long stick and threw another one to Shazhu.

"Come take up your weapon and take revenge. Today I will teach you how to take revenge on these monkeys."

"In the entire zoo, no animals are allowed to be beaten, but the group of monkeys can be beaten. This group of monkeys often hurt tourists in the past, so the director said that when necessary, the monkeys must know who is the boss of the zoo! "

Silly Zhu took the long stick, and his whole body regained consciousness in an instant.

How could God of War of the Siheyuan have suffered such grievances? If he could take revenge, he would take revenge on the spot.

Under the leadership of Master Qi, the two opened the door and closed it.

Master Qi pointed to the only monkey sitting upright on the rockery.

"Remember, that is the monkey king. Don't worry about the other monkeys. Just grab this monkey king and beat him up. As long as you beat him up, no one in the whole group of monkeys will dare to provoke you."

Sha Zhu nodded in response, but did not look at the monkey king, but at the monkey who stole the peach just now.

At this time, the Pohou seemed to feel Sha Zhu's gaze, and grinned provocatively.

"My mother, I won't kill you today!"

Facing the provocation, Sha Zhu couldn't suppress his anger at all, and chased Po Hou with a long stick in his hand.

"Master He, what are you doing? The Monkey King is here, why are you running there?"

Shazhu's successful move made Master Qi a little confused!

It's all said and done, why do you have to chase after an ordinary monkey?

If you don't fight the monkey king, other monkeys will try to stop you.

Do you not understand such a simple principle as capturing the thief first?

If he didn't listen to the old man's words, he would be at a disadvantage. Master Qi could only watch helplessly as a group of monkeys drowned Silly Zhu.

Some monkeys even snatched the long stick from Sha Zhu's hand, picked up the stick and beat Sha Zhu.

Sha Zhu screamed in spite of the pain.

"Master Qi, save me, I'm going to be beaten to death!"

"Fuck! Who the hell is stealing peaches?"

"..."

Master Qi shook his head and ignored Sha Zhu, taking advantage of the attention of the monkey group on Sha Zhu.

Master Qi hit the monkey king who was lying on the rockery laughing with a stick.

The Monkey King was in pain, and looked up to see Master Qi.

Immediately, there was a squeaking sound from his mouth, and he knew without a translator that he was calling for the monkey group to come and save him.

But at this time, the group of monkeys was beating Sha Zhu violently, and no one paid any attention to it.

In this way, a strange scene appeared in Monkey Mountain.

Master Qi is slamming the Monkey King, while the monkey group is slamming the silly pillar.

Poor silly Zhu didn't take advantage of anything on his first day at work, so he had a fight with the monkey first!

What's even more sad is that Sha Zhu never beat this group of monkeys!

Instead, he was pressed and rubbed on the ground by the monkeys!

After Master Qi finally subdues the Monkey King, it's time to save Sha Zhu.

Silly Zhu has begun to doubt life.

"It's normal that I can't beat Liu Jianshe. After all, his strength is obvious to all, but I can't even beat a monkey. Isn't that a bit too sad?"

After Shazhu's words fell, a hard hidden weapon hit him directly on the head.

The hidden weapon is nothing else, but the cornbread given to him by the goddess...

Chapter 289 Meeting Chang Xiangyu at the Report Meeting

Silly Zhu was beaten by a group of monkeys in the zoo, and the people in the courtyard didn't know about it.

Everyone is very busy, busy with work, busy with being commended, and busy with attending various presentations.

This is the case with Liu Jianshe and Fan Yu. They arrived at the factory in the morning and haven't entered the office yet.

Of the two of them, one was called to the office by director Yang, and the other was called to a cafeteria by deputy director Li.

It was only later that I learned that the superior leaders were going to hold a report meeting on heroic deeds.

All units must send people to participate, and when they come back, they must convey the spirit of the meeting and the insights from the meeting!

Liu Jianshe really didn't want to participate in this kind of formalistic meeting, but he couldn't hold back the director Yang who said that after the meeting, there would be a cultural performance.

Even if there is a cultural performance, Liu Jianshe is not very willing to go. He has experienced the information age, and he has a little disdain for the literature and art of this era.

Until Director Yang said, Maozi, ballet, long legs, big horses, and other keywords.

Liu Jianshe patted his chest and said that he had decided to go to this advanced report meeting, and Jesus couldn't stop it.

In this way, Liu Jianshe and Fan Yu came to a place that they never even dared to imagine in their previous lives.

Great Hall, and there is the word "people" in front of it.

"Are you serious? Is this a place I can come to? Fuck, I'm a bit disappointed that I can't install B in Moments without a mobile phone."

Liu Jianshe murmured in a very low voice.

Fan Yu beside him was also shocked, and his steps became a little cramped.

"With my composition, I can also enter to participate in the meeting? Am I dreaming?"

Fan Yu tugged at Liu Jianshe's clothes: "Hit me, am I dreaming?"

For this requirement, Liu Jianshe has always been satisfied.

According to Fan Yu's head is a slap.

After feeling the pain, Fan Yu looked like he was not dreaming.

The guard at the gate checked the invitation letter of the two, and after confirming that it was correct, someone immediately led the two inside.

When the two sat on the chair, there was still some sense of unreality.

This feeling is like you usually only go to street stalls for dinner, and suddenly one day someone asks you to eat in a five-star hotel.

You will have a strong sense of gap, always feel that everything is not real.

"Jiangshe, are you here too?"

Just when Liu Jianshe lamented that he could not take photos without a mobile phone and installed 13 in Moments, a familiar voice suddenly came from behind him.

Liu Jianshe turned his head and found that Yu Min was also there, right behind him.

"What's the situation of this meeting? Director Yang told me that it was just a simple report meeting, why so many acquaintances came here."

"Look over there, is that Mr. Ma from the cross talk world?"

Liu Jianshe asked Yu Min in a low voice. After all, his job level is higher than his, so he should know something inside.

Unexpectedly, Yu Min was even more confused than him.

Like Liu Jianshe, he was working at the unit, and suddenly he was stuffed into the car by the leader and asked him to come to the meeting.

Since everyone doesn't know, just wait!

Anyway, it's just an advanced report conference, not a major conference.

Liu Jianshe thought so in his heart, and slowly began to observe his surroundings.

Security guards armed with live ammunition, and familiar faces walking in one after another.

Liu Jianshe has also accumulated some contacts over the years, and found that the people who came in are very familiar with them.

He had a bold guess in his mind.

However, he immediately shook his head. The meeting in 65 took place in winter, and it's only September, which is still very early.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible. It is impossible for me to participate in the winter meeting. If I do participate, there will be an amulet, an amulet that can be used for ten years."

Liu Jianshe shook his head and smiled wryly, feeling that he might be a little dazed. An ordinary meeting, how could it be a winter meeting.

But reality slapped him hard.

One after another, well-known leaders stepped onto the stage.

Liu Jianshe's expression couldn't hold back any longer.