Siheyuan: violent engineer, dictatorial disobedience

If the really ugly ones were unable to have children, Yi Zhonghai would have let the big mother leave the house long ago.

When Liu Haizhong was young, he had a crush on Da Ma, but now that he is very old, not only does he not give up, but he still misses it.

It is impossible to live together, but it is still possible to take advantage of the opportunity.

Liu Haizhong's calculations were good, but it's a pity that he underestimated the fighting power of the old women.

You must know that there is a famous joke in later generations.

What is the creature that is more manly than the men in the Northeast?

Answer: Girls from the Northeast!

The two old women were tearing up vigorously, when suddenly a bang popped out.

Naturally, the guns were pointed out, cursing and beating Liu Haizhong at the same time.

"Smelly shameless, seduce my man, you old shoe."

The first mother scolded Jia Zhang by her hair in her bangs.

Jia Zhang grabbed Liu Haizhong's shoulder and replied: "You are a hen that doesn't lay eggs, what right do you have to scold me?"

"If you are capable, give A Hai a baby."

The big mother's eyes turned red when she was told about her pain, and she pinched her bangs on her thigh angrily.

"You have the ability, the ability to seduce someone's husband, and the ability to give him a baby, a godly woman in her 60s, can you give birth to it?"

Jia Zhang slapped Liu Haizhong across the face.

"Give him a baby, don't stop him if you have the ability, and see if I don't give him a litter."

"Besides, I have given birth anyway, unlike you, I haven't even laid eggs."

Jia Zhang insulted provocatively, and the angrily aunt grabbed the hair in her bangs and tugged frantically.

"Seduce other people's husbands, you are still justifiable, you are worthy of a broken shoe, Lao Jia probably knows that you are cuckolding him, so he will be mad to death!"

Liu Haizhong: ╮(oωo)╭

"Who will save me! I'm about to be bald!"

ps: Can you count the tickets?

Chapter 35 Please give me a face for stealing the Holy Stick!

Facts have proved that the war between women is still as far as possible not to participate.

In the bangs is the bloody lesson.

After being torn apart by two old women for a long time, he was almost smashed into the Mediterranean Sea.

If it wasn't for the second aunt who saw that the situation was wrong, she joined the battle and rescued Liu Haizhong.

The second uncle is afraid that there are many dangers, or else magic can only defeat magic.

Three elderly middle-aged women were arguing endlessly.

The courtyard suddenly looked like a farm.

One woman is five hundred ducks, and three old women are fifteen hundred ducks.

The noisy one is called the one who is in full swing, and the bangs can't get in the words.

On the other side, the three of Yi Zhonghai were also fighting in full swing.

The third master, Yan Bugui, was a frail scholar who couldn't pull himself together at all, and almost lost his waist.

Yan Bugui wiped off his sweat and said to Liu Jianshe who was watching the play.

"Man, let's help! If the three of you continue to fight, you should get angry, and it will be difficult to handle if someone is killed."

"Come on, help me, pull them away."

Liu Jianshe curled his lips in disdain, and strode over to the three of them.

Lift your right foot towards Shazhu's buttocks.

Silly Zhu was avoiding Yi Zhonghai's sneak attack, and didn't notice the attack behind him.

Kicked by Liu Jianshe, he staggered, lost his center of gravity, and fell to the ground.

Faced with such an attractive opportunity, Xu Damao naturally didn't want to let it go.

He raised his fist and was about to hit Shazhu on the head.

But will Liu Jianshe give him a chance?

Obviously impossible, Liu Jianshe raised his palm and slapped Xu Damao across the face.

The slap in the face made Xu Damao dizzy, and subconsciously wanted to fight back.

Unexpectedly, Liu Jianshe slapped another backhand.

After two slaps, Xu Damao also came to his senses.

Covering his face, he squatted on the ground, not daring to make a sound.

In the end, Yi Zhonghai was left alone.

Yi Zhonghai waved his hand and said with a sneer, "Don't hit me, I'm awake."

As soon as he finished speaking, Liu Jianshe slapped him in the face with a backhand.

"If I hit them, if I don't hit you, others will think I'm partial, so you have to get hit twice."

Three people, four big mouths, plus a kick, completely calmed down the three of them.

As for the battle between the old ladies on the other side.

Liu Jianshe said that there was nothing he could do to help him. He used too much force just now, and now his wrist hurts, making it inconvenient to hit someone.

Liu Haizhong jumped anxiously, but he couldn't stop the war between the three women.

Scratching his ears and cheeks anxiously like a monkey.

Stick sticks out his chest and stretches out his hand to his bangs.

"Give me a dollar, and I'll help you out. If you don't give me money, just keep scratching your head!"

The brat asked for money, which was an act of extortion, but there was nothing he could do about it in Liu Haizhong.

He didn't want to pay, so he discussed it with Stick.

"One dollar is too much, I have one penny, why don't you?"

Stick stem looked at Liu Haizhong with contempt.

"A penny, are you fooling around? A penny must be a penny, and nothing less will do, otherwise you will continue to watch three women fight."

Liu Haizhong had no choice but to take out a dollar and hand it to Bang Geng.

BangGong took the money and came to the three women who were arguing with his chest up.

Coughed twice lightly, after drawing the attention of the three people.

"Stop arguing, we are all sons and daughters of the world, please give me some face, and let this matter be over. If you don't give me face, then be careful about the things in your house."

"Especially the underpants. Lame Li spent money to buy them recently, but I haven't been able to find them recently."

There is a saying that goes well: A young man is chivalrous, making friends with Wu Duxiong, and a promise is worth a thousand dollars.

Since Liu Haizhong received one dollar, he should help him solve this problem.

Even though his ears turned red from being pulled at the end, his face was scratched with a few marks.

Stick stem also thinks he is a big hero.

Squatting in the corner eating boiled eggs, with a vicissitudes of life smile on his face.

And he smiled triumphantly at Liu Jianshe.

Liu Jianshe couldn't help giving a thumbs up.

Didn't realize that Bang Geng is still a tough guy, this trick Shui Dong quoted well.

Successfully made the three women stop the war.

Half an hour later, a new round of the whole courtyard meeting was held in the courtyard.

One of the three chairs was vacant, and the second uncle sat on the top chair without hesitation.

He said in a soft voice: "Today, everyone is called together for what happened during the day."

"Some of the big guys may not know what happened during the day?"

"I'll give you an overview to clarify right and wrong."

The second uncle imitated the official accent of the leaders in the factory and said a few words.

The third master couldn't wait any longer, and it was obvious that Liu Haizhong's official addiction came up again.

Ask him to say a few words, and it is estimated that he will not be able to finish it in half an hour.

It's not worthwhile to spend half an hour listening to bangs bragging.

It would be great to go to Tianqiao to listen to cross talk when you have that time, and it can also polish the time.

"To make a long story short, that's about it."

"Jia Zhang's affair with the uncle was discovered by her daughter-in-law Qin Huairu, and then she found out that Jia Zhang not only had an affair with the uncle, but also had an affair with Sha Zhu and Xu Damao."

"Silly Zhu and Xu Damao were naturally not happy, so they asked the uncle to argue, and the three of them fought if they failed."

"Then the first mother was so angry that she asked Jia Zhang to argue, and the two quarreled again. The second uncle tried to persuade the quarrel, but his hair was plucked."

"The second aunt is not happy anymore. In order to save her husband and join the battle, the three of them quarreled again."

A long passage made Yan Bugui speak out in a cadenced tone with a tone of commentary.

The people in the courtyard could be heard with great interest, and someone answered, "What happened next?"

The third master took a sip of water and knocked on the table with the tea mug.

"If you want to know what will happen next, please listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

"Okay! Well said, reward!" Liu Jianshe clapped his hands and booed, and threw a penny into the teacup of the third master.

The third master didn't feel ashamed, so he took the money and said, "You took it."

Seeing that the two are going to turn the solemn and sacred general meeting into a big stage for storytelling.

The second uncle slapped the table angrily.

"Is this the time to be funny? Be serious! This is an event with extremely bad influence, not a gossip about the parents and the west."

Liu Jianshe was not happy, and curled his lips: "It's not gossip about broken shoes, so it's just news?"

The second uncle saw that someone was going to question him, and he would get angry when he slapped the table.

In the end, he was stopped by the third master.

"Look at you, just now I said not to change the subject, but now I want to argue with him again, the business is important."

The second uncle thinks about it too, the biggest thing now is to take the opportunity to overthrow Yi Zhonghai, so that he can successfully change from the second uncle to the first.

It is indeed not the time to quarrel with Liu Jianshe.

So, the second uncle continued to clear his throat.

"Yi Zhonghai, tell me what's going on?"

"You are a married man, why did you hook up with an old widow?"

"And Sha Zhu and Xu Damao, you two young fellows, why are you infatuated with an old widow?"

Chapter 36

"Second uncle, what is an old widow? Can you speak?"

Qin Huairu was a little unhappy, after all, Jia Zhang was still her mother-in-law.

You can't let Liu Haizhong slander at will, the Jia family's reputation is still necessary.