Siheyuan: violent engineer, dictatorial disobedience

Unexpectedly, Li Zizi frowned, and replied with some uncertainty: "This is not very clear. When I followed Master Huang, I was only in Shencheng. The big guy was thinking about the mainland."

"I haven't heard of anyone who put his hand into the port city, but I've heard about the legend of the dragon's head crutch."

Li Zizi paused, and found that the two looked at him curiously.

So he told what he knew,

According to legend, in the late Ming and early Qing Dynasties, some anti-Qing warriors silently formed forces against the Tartars.

But at that time, after all, the Tartars were numerous and powerful, and they were not opponents at all on the surface.

Therefore, the martyrs have been silently accumulating strength, waiting for one day to rise up.

And because they are scattered in various places, the election of leaders is also a big trouble.

So there is the origin of Longtouguai, the battle for Longtouguai every three years.

No matter what method you use, as long as you can get the leading abductee, you will be the talker.

"Of course, this is just a statement on the surface. Master Huang once wanted to send someone to test the authenticity of the matter, but he never had time to test it."

"I personally suggest that if you really participate in the competition for the dragon head abductee, you should first collect clues secretly. After all, we are new here and have no clues. If you come forward rashly, you will definitely startle the snake."

As a real son and daughter of the rivers and lakes, Li Zizi made a pertinent suggestion.

The patient next door supported his chin with one hand and began to fall into deep thought.

After a while, the patient next door nodded: "What Li Zizi said makes sense, so let's do as he said, let's investigate secretly first."

"But, how do we get in? Or in what name?"

"This is a sensitive point, Barong Walled City will definitely not let outsiders in, so how do we get in?"

Lame Li asked another question.

The patient next door scratched his head, suddenly there was a flurry of snowflakes, and then the patient next door looked at the bored stick that was squatting on the ground.

"Yes, stick, show your talent~"

When Bang Jian heard the shouting, he immediately stood up and cleared his throat: "Hello, audience friends, I'm giving you a song called Shout Mai, I hope you all like it."

"I put my left hand on my hip and shake it with my right hand, and the X is superb!"

"I put my right hand on my hip and my left hand, hey, hey, you old man."

"..."

Pa pa pa pa, the patient next door clapped his hands in satisfaction.

"I announce that the [-]st Global Shoutout Concert has officially started. This is our mc. I am the manager and you are the bodyguard."

"Cripple Li, go to the Walled City and tell the bigwigs inside that we are artists and we want to hold a concert in the Walled City, and the tickets will be split [-]-[-]."

"In this way, we can get in smoothly. I bet that there are basically no entertainment activities for the people inside, except for women's Pai Gow mahjong."

"Such a barren spiritual culture naturally needs violent shouting to make everyone fanatical."

The patient next door had crazy eyes like a brain fan, so he gave Li Zizi a push and told him to go quickly.

Poor Cripple Li was pushed to the entrance by the patient next door before he figured out what Shouting Mai was.

Half an hour later, Li Zizi ran back bouncing and jumping.

"It's done, it's done, the people inside agreed to let us go in and hold the Laoshizi tour concert, but the commission has become [-] to [-] cents, seven for them, three for us."

"The reason is that the site belongs to him, and the venue also belongs to him. If we don't agree, we won't be allowed to perform."

The patient next door stroked his chin, and nodded in agreement: "Three out of three, it's better than not getting in."

"Bang, I gave you a chance. Whether you can soar into the sky depends on your own ability. Don't let people down!"

"Okay brother, just watch it! I will definitely carry forward the unique skill of shouting wheat, and let this group of local roe deer feel what is called a sense of rhythm."

……

In this way, Shouting Mai, which was once popular all over the world and popular among young people in various countries, spread from Barong Walled City.

Many well-known songs have also been born, including, Drunk Alone, Thunder, My Sister Leaves Your Pants.

It's not that I can't do it, but that Lu Inequality has a series of various sung songs.

Successfully plunged Barong Walled City into a fiery sea of ​​screaming.

The name mc stick stem made the whole Balong Walled City crazy about it.

When people mention mc sticks, they all give thumbs up and regard them as idols.

They all learned how to wear sticks and how to behave. When they learned that sticks are still saints and love to collect underpants.

There are fanatical fans all day long in Sticky's residence, who send him all kinds of underpants.

For a time, the stick got a huge reputation, and the patient next door got inexhaustible money.

Of course, Li Zizi also harvested a variety of original underpants.

The three of them were painfully happy, until one day Yang Jianguo came, which made the three of them wake up. It turned out that they still had tasks to complete.

Inside the Barong Walled City, in the room, Yang Jianguo looked down at the three of them.

The three of them were more honest than the other, kneeling quietly on the ground, not daring to look at Yang Jianguo.

"Ten days have passed, have you found out the whereabouts of Longtouguai?"

"Did you spend these ten days enjoying yourself? Forgot your duties?"

"Mc Bang, the girl kept your underpants? Bang, I have no objection if you want to be a singer, but your song title is a bit too vulgar."

Holding a baseball bat in his hand, Yang Jianguo looked them up and down.

Bang Geng's face turned pale in an instant, and tremblingly begged for mercy: "Uncle Yang, don't be angry, aren't we here to break into the enemy's interior, so we can find out the whereabouts of Longtouguai?"

"We are not fooling around. All of this is actually a scheme. If you give us another three to five days, we will definitely be able to find the leader."

As soon as the stick finished speaking, Yang Jianguo, who was furious, swung a stick over and hit him on the ass.

With a groan, he ran around rubbing his butt desperately, afraid that Yang Jianguo would give him another blow.

"Three to five days? Do you still have the guts to say that it can be done in three to five days?"

"I got the news that Longtouguai will be found tomorrow at the latest, and the three of you have wasted ten days in vain."

"Things that the mud can't support the wall, why did the construction send you here? Do you know how important the leading crutch is to the follow-up plan?"

"After several years of planning, it just fell short. How do you want me to explain it to Jianshe?"

Yang Jianguo became more angry as he talked, and started chasing and killing the three of them with a baseball bat in his hand.

After receiving two sticks, the patient next door assured him while clutching his buttocks.

"Don't fight, prepare your manpower tomorrow night, and I will personally hand over the leading abductor to you!"

"If you don't get the dragon head crutch tomorrow night, you can shoot me with a gun!"

"I assure you, anyway, you have a backup plan, right? If you let us mess around for ten days, you must have a backup plan."

"How about this, the two plans work together, so that we can be sure of everything?"

The patient next door guessed Yang Jianguo's real thoughts in a few words.

They definitely didn't expect the three of them to find Longtouguai, and there must be follow-up plans.

It's right to think about it. In the trio, there is a suspected mental illness, a cripple with bad legs and feet, and a half-grown child who has dreams of the world.

This group, let alone roaming the rivers and lakes, completed the task, and someone gave money when they walked on the road and stood in place.

Yang Jianguo must have wanted the three of them to confuse Balong Walled City, and then his people would take the opportunity to do it again.

"Hmph, I underestimated you as a psychopath, but I didn't expect you to see it."

"Tomorrow night, at midnight, my people will make trouble in the Barong Walled City. At that time, the entire Walled City will be in chaos. You should find a way to leave by then."

"Once there is chaos in the city, I don't have the time to take care of you."

After Yang Jianguo finished speaking, he dropped the baseball bat in his hand, got dressed, and left the room.

As soon as he left, the three of them breathed a sigh of relief.

The evil star has finally left, and if he doesn't leave, he doesn't know how many sticks he will suffer.

"Bangjiu, have you hidden Longtouguai? When we take the opportunity to escape tomorrow night, don't forget to take it with you." The patient next door said.

Li Zizi was startled, and immediately asked: "What do you mean? When did Longtouguai be found by Banggen?"

"Since we found it, why didn't we hand it over to Yang Jianguo just now? Why are we hiding it?"

"This thing is of no use to us, is it?"

Stick stem secretly took out a small square box from a certain corner of the room.

After opening the box, a wooden stick carved from a dragon's head lay quietly in the center.

This is Longtouguai, the symbol of power that all Barong Walled City are vying for.

To say why this leading crutch appeared in the hands of the stick, we have to start from five days ago.

Five days ago, MC BangJiao had just gained fame from Barong Walled City, and the performances were one after another.

Often after a performance, there is no time to eat, so I have to go to another place.

In the beginning, stick stems were just somewhere in the walled city, similar to the buskers under the overpass.

Set up a territory, and you can start performing. If the performance is good, someone will give you money. If the performance is not good, naturally no one will watch it.

It's the first time that the stick is doing art, so it's inevitable that he will be a little nervous, especially when the first performance is still drunk by one person.

As we all know, if one person is drunk when shouting songs, he must use the vicissitudes of life to shout Mai.

But the stick is in puberty, the period of voice change, at this time his voice changes from immature to thick.

It just happened to be able to barely sing, so the stick started to perform.

As they sang and sang, the crowd of onlookers increased.

There are also older people in the crowd who are full of emotion: "I haven't heard this kind of Shulaibao for many years. This kid can't speak clearly! It looks like he was born in Ye Luzi. His voice is not good at all, and his words are not bad."

But when he heard it, Bang Geng yelled, "I will become a fairy after defeating the emperor and fighting against the sky, and winning the throne."

The old man's eyes widened suddenly, followed by a burst of hearty laughter.

"Hahaha, I've realized, what kind of dynasty dominance, after all, it will be nothing!"

"Little brother, since you and I are destined, I will send you a fortune today."

……

"The old man threw the box to me and left. I took the box back overnight and showed it to my elder brother."

"Big Brother deserves to be Big Brother. You can recognize him at a glance. This is the legendary Longtouguai."

Banggen told Li Laizi about the origin of the leading crutch.

Lame Li was speechless for a moment, and after a long time, he said in disbelief, "Do you really think this thing is a dragon's crutch?"

"Why do I feel something is wrong? The origin of this leading crutch is a bit too strange?"

"Could it be someone else deliberately set up the game? The purpose is to make a fool of yourself. Is there a possibility that this thing is actually a fake. The real dragon's head crutch can't be a broken piece of wood, right?"

"If the thing that can command Balong Walled City is really a piece of broken wood, will it drop in value if it is spread?"

The patient next door put his arms around his arms and asked, "Who cares? We have been here for ten days, and we have inquired carefully during these ten days. The leading crutch hasn't appeared in ten years."

"No one has ever seen what it looks like. Since we have a dragon head crutch in our hands, it means that we have to be real."

"As long as you stick to this piece of broken wood, after tomorrow night, the fake will be true."

"I can see clearly that the selection of the dragon head abductee in Balong Walled City is just a cover, and Yang Jianguo's real goal is to completely occupy this place."

"If you don't believe me, I'll find out tomorrow night. I think Yang Jianguo will definitely send a large number of people over to ruthlessly suppress all those who oppose him."

"Don't say we have to be fakes, I guess what Yang Jianguo is holding is also a fake."

ps: It's a little bit of a text, try writing two Hong Kong movie-style plots.

Chapter 368: Records of Jianghu Fengyun!

In the middle of the night, there was no sound.