A man and a woman, one old and one young, were torn apart in the yard.
One is old and frail, the other is weak with kidney deficiency, and the fight between the two of them is still somewhat inextricable.
"Sizhu, why are you still standing there? Why don't I come and help me? Do you have the heart to watch me get beaten?" Mrs. Jia took the time to call for Shazhu to come and help.
Silly Zhu heard Jia Zhang's call, and subconsciously walked over to help.
But halfway through, he stopped again.
"Well, I'm sorry, I'm not feeling well today, so I can't help you, I'll go back first." Silly Zhu accompanied him with a smile, clutching his stomach and heading home.
But just halfway through, Qin Huairu stopped him.
"Zhuzi, what's going on? Why are you so afraid of Xu Damao today? This is different from the usual you. You have a sense of justice, and you won't just sit back and watch Xu Damao go wild."
"Why are you timid and indecisive today without any masculinity? What did he do to you? What happened to you in his hands?"
"You have to make it clear to me today, otherwise don't want me to get the certificate from you!"
Cold sweat dripped from the head of the silly column, he hesitated and couldn't speak in the face of the goddess' question.
"Sister Qin, don't listen to Xu Damao's nonsense, there is no reason, nothing, it's just that I feel a little uncomfortable, it's nothing! It's really nothing!"
Sha Zhu pretended to be stupid and said in a daze, but anyone with a discerning eye could see that there was something wrong with Sha Zhu today.
"Well! I think so! Qin Huairu, you should be mentally prepared, because what I'm going to say next may shock you so much that you can't extricate yourself!"
"Well, you were green! That's right, you were wearing a green hat, Sha Zhu stole someone behind your back, and it was a man!"
"This man is Xu Damao!"
"Tsk tsk! You sisters are so unlucky. Other people's mistresses are all female, beautiful women, and your mistresses are both male, and they are the kind of men with protective hair on their chests!"
Chapter 373 Silly Zhu: You miss me in your life!
ho!good guy!
The jaws of the onlookers dropped to the ground in surprise by the news that Liu Jianshe broke out.
A group of people first looked at Xu Damao, then at Shazhu, and finally at Qin Huairu, and at the same time at Jia Zhangshi.
Tsk tsk tsk, your circle is so chaotic!
It's really enjoyable to eat this melon today!
The faces of Xu Damao and Shazhu who were in the center of the storm suddenly turned livid.
Qin Huairu glanced at Shazhu in disbelief, and then at Xu Damao.
"Zhuzi! Tell me the truth, what Liu Jianshe said is a lie, right?"
"He's making it up, right? You have nothing to do with Xu Damao, right?"
Qin Huairu asked in a tentative tone, feeling even more entangled in her heart.
The current situation is very complicated. She has officially left the Jia family and is planning to marry the dog Licking Shazhu.
If the licking dog collapsed, he really had an affair with Xu Damao.
What about her, the poor pretty widow?
You can't pretend you don't know anything, and live with two gay guys, right?
what!Thinking about it is not impossible, huh?
At least the chastity of eating and drinking is still preserved!
But what if, these two people are not only gay, but also men and women, then the end will be miserable!
Therefore, Qin Huairu really wanted to get the news that Shazhu denied it.
Qin Huairu looked at Shazhu with scorching eyes, hoping that he would stand up.
But what disappointed her, Sha Zhu didn't immediately jump out to deny it.
Instead, he squatted on the ground and smoked a cigarette with a melancholy expression on his face.
It's a blessing, not a curse. A disaster can't be avoided, but paper can't contain fire after all.
Anyway, I didn't know how to answer, so I simply responded with silence.
Seeing this, Qin Huairu immediately believed Liu Jianshe's revelation.
The whole person covered his mouth and staggered two steps, almost fell to the ground, his face was full of surprise and puzzlement.
"Pillar! How did you become like this? I remember you weren't like this before?"
"Don't you feel sick like this? He is a man with a family!"
"How did you manage to do it? Are you still a human being?"
Qin Huairu completely collapsed, screaming loudly in this peaceful courtyard, like a shrew.
She didn't expect that the spare tire licking the dog turned out to be this kind of person, it was simply disgusting.
Silly Zhu lowered his head and smoked a cigarette, but he didn't answer, his attitude was obvious, and he just acquiesced.
He foolishly acquiesced, but Xu Damao was unwilling to acquiesce.
The intricate relationship between him and Sha Zhu cannot be explained clearly in a day or two.
The two grew up together since they were young, and they had quarrels, sweetness, and even misfires.
But both of them know that they both like women, and they both want to get married and have children.
The relationship between the two is just a game.
"Don't yell loudly, Sha Zhu and I are innocent and have nothing to do with each other."
"Bitch, think about it with your own brain, if we have an affair, can you still get a certificate with Sha Zhu?"
"Without Sha Zhu, do you think you can escape from the Jia family? Without Sha Zhu, would you be as free as you are now?"
"The brain is a good thing, you have to use it, you can't let him put it aside as a display!"
Xu Damao's face was ferocious and terrifying, while he was thinking about the countermeasures, he explained.
As Xu Damao's words fell, Qin Huairu's expression, which was already acting, also became quiet.
A farce was about to come to an end.
Jia Zhangshi was on the sidelines making up for the knife.
"It's only a fool to believe it! You two slept together with bare buttocks at the door two years ago, and your excuse was that someone beat you with a sap."
"Afterwards, Silly Zhu walked around with his ass pouted for several days. At that time, he thought that the two of you were really beaten. Now that I think about it, I guess you two had already had an affair at that time."
"I really didn't see it! You two usually seem to be at odds with each other, but in fact, you two have been on good terms for a long time."
"I guess the purpose of your Xu Damao marrying Qin Jingru is to hide your adultery."
"You still blame Qin Jingru for not laying eggs. If you don't plant your own land, how can she lay eggs?"
Listening to Jia Zhang's convincing speech, Liu Jianshe couldn't help but give the old godmother a thumbs up in secret.
The old godmother was a godly assist this time, Xu Damao and Shazhu this time the yellow mud dropped their crotches, it was either shit or shit.
Xu Damao looked at the thoughtful expressions of everyone, and suddenly a bad thought arose in his heart.
"Old godly woman, I fought you hard today, you ruined my reputation, I can't finish fighting you today!"
Xu Damao, who became angry from embarrassment, said that he couldn't beat Jia Zhang, so he could only use force.
Mrs. Jia Zhang was not to be outdone: "Come on! If you are capable, you can kill me today. If you can't kill me, do you believe that I can spread all over the capital?"
The two began to enter the force pk again.
The old and the young fought in the yard again, and the beating was called a fraternal brother.
Yi Zhonghai went in and went to jail, and there was no one in the yard to stop the farce.
As for the two masters in charge, Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui, they wished the drama would continue.
But because of his status, after eating melon for a while, Yan Bugui cleared his throat, ready to stand up and end the farce.
Yan Bugui stepped forward, but Liu Jiale ran out from nowhere.
He was still holding a spell in his hand, and while playing with it, he ran wildly.
One accidentally fell to the ground, and the spell in his hand instantly turned into a stream of light and entered Yan Bugui's body.
At the same time, the system's notification sounded in Liu Jianshe's mind.
"Ding! The love talisman has been activated successfully, and it is randomly matched in the love mode."
After Liu Jianshe heard the beep, his face changed suddenly, and he subconsciously ran home.
The love symbol in the random mode is a real random match, and anyone can be matched.
If it matches him, it will be the end of the calf.
Fortunately, it didn't match him.
"Ding! The match is successful, the triangle sadomasochism is running again, the target person, Jia Zhangshi, Yan Bugui, Liu Haizhong!"
"Ding, it is detected that the love charm has been used three times, and a random gift will be given."
"Random mode is starting to match again!"
Before Liu Jianshe had time to breathe a sigh of relief, he was glad that he was not selected.
Hearing the love talisman in his mind again, he started the gift mode again.
"This is not a full discount, why is it still a gift?"
"Crap little guy, see if I will smack your ass later!"
Liu Jianshe cursed secretly, and continued to prepare to escape.
Fortunately, the protagonist still has a halo, and the love mode did not choose him as the protagonist again.
"Ding! The four-corner sadomasochism mode has been selected successfully, and the selected personnel are Qin Huairu, He Yuzhu, Xu Damao, and Laifu!"
"Ding, the Love Talisman mode has officially started running, I hope you all have a happy relationship, and wish you all a speedy journey to the palace of marriage."
With the end of the system beep, several invisible red lines began to slowly connect.
The first to bear the brunt were Yan Bugui, Liu Haizhong, and Jia Zhang.
Yan Bugui, who had just stood up, suddenly felt his head sink, but he soon relaxed.
But when he relaxed and saw Jia Zhang who was fighting with Xu Damao, a feeling of heartbeat suddenly emerged in his heart.
It feels like the girl next door in the next village when I was young.
Even Jia Zhang's rude movement of waving his fat hand to grab Xu Damao's hair became fresh and playful in Yan Bugui's eyes.
what does it feel likeThis is a heart-pounding feeling!
How many years, have not had this feeling!
Yan Bugui was very excited.
Excited, she stepped forward and wanted to hug Jia Zhang, but just as she took a step forward, she was pushed away.
"Xu Damao, let Xiao Zhang go, as a man, how can you be so rude to a lady?"
"This is not a gentleman's behavior, you should let Xiao Zhang go quickly, or I will use the power of the second uncle to sanction you!"
Liu Haizhong let out a righteous roar, and scolded Xu Damao with a serious face.
After scolding Xu Damao, Liu Haizhong comforted Jia Zhang with a gentle voice.
"Xiao Zhang, don't be afraid, with Brother Liu here, no one can do anything to you!"
Xu Damao, who was pushed to the ground by Jia Zhang: ...
"Are you dogs all blind? Didn't you see that it was me, Xu Damao, who was pushed to the ground and exploded with the hammer?"
Xu Damao complained wordlessly, and after breaking free from Jia Zhang's shackles, he felt a chill in his head.
Xu Damao looked up and found that Qin Huairu was looking at him affectionately.
"Maomao, are you not injured?"
"It's cold on the ground, get up quickly!"
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