"You guy, let me tell you, this is a conflict between the two of us and Sha Zhu, and it has nothing to do with you. I advise you not to meddle in your own business."
Zheng Sandan waved the dung ladle: "I don't care, I can't just watch you bully my master."
"You are all bad, I will fight with you."
Xu Donglai really wanted to fight Zheng Sandan, but Zheng Sandan was waving a dung ladle in his hand.
Baba was still hanging on the dung ladle, and under Zheng Sandan's waving of the dung ladle, it was like waving a magic weapon.
Xu Donglai didn't dare to get close at all, so Zheng Sandan waved the dung ladle, gods blocked and killed gods, Buddhas blocked and killed Buddhas, and he was extremely brave.
He, Zheng Sandan, was brave, but it hurt the other three.
The three were entangled together while avoiding Papa's attack.
Guo Dajiu kicked Sha Zhu's chest, before he had time to laugh out loud.
As soon as he opened his mouth, the filth rushed into his mouth.
The strong stench made him retch.
Sha Zhu took the opportunity to kick Guo Dajizi into the cesspool.
Shazhu put his hips on his hips and laughed wildly: "Just you two little Karami, you still want to beat me, Shazhu? Do you think you are Liu Jianshe?"
As soon as Silly Zhu finished his squeak, Xu Donglai bumped him on the back.
It turned out that in order to avoid Zheng Sandan's attack, Xu Donglai bumped into Sha Zhu's body in a panic.
Silly Zhu staggered and fell into the cesspool in an instant. Before falling into it, he didn't forget to grab Xu Donglai tightly.
In this way, both of them also fell into the cesspool.
This time it was Zheng Sandan's turn to laugh wildly with his hands on his hips: "Who else? I'll ask you who else?"
"Who else? And me, come down for me too." Guo Dabao climbed out of the cesspit with difficulty, saw Zheng Sandan akimbo and laughed wildly.
Pulling the opponent's legs, Zheng Sandan also fell into the cesspool as soon as he exerted force.
In this way, all four fell into the cesspool.
In the cesspit, the four of them did not forget to be hostile to each other, Guo Dashuo firmly held Zheng Sandan's head.
Forcefully drown him in the cesspool.
"Dog, don't you like to wave your papa? Today I will let you eat as much as you want!" Guo Dabozi said viciously.
Seeing this, Shazhu hurriedly went to rescue his lover, and kicked Guo Dabaozi with a flying kick.
"You give me papa too!" Silly Zhu kicked Guo Dabozi away, and said viciously.
Afterwards, he was grabbed by the neck by Xu Donglai and pressed into the cesspool.
"Are you still talking about others? You should also eat papa."
As soon as Xu Donglai finished speaking, Zheng Sandan stood up and said, "You are not allowed to bully my master, you bad bastard, please give me papa!"
In this way, the four of them came and went, using the cesspool as a battlefield, fighting evenly, until they were exhausted and lay in the cesspool panting.
Yan Jiekuang ate a bit too much at noon, and his stomach was uncomfortable. He ran into the toilet and was about to take off his pants.
Unexpectedly, a hand stretched out, firmly supporting Yan Jiekuang's buttocks.
Yan Jiekuang jumped up in fright, stood on the pit and looked down.
"Men, don't pull it first, go ask someone to save us first." Silly Zhu said weakly, covered in poop.
"Stupid Zhu? Xu Donglai? Guo Daji? Why did you guys fall into the cesspool again?"
"I said you guys don't have any special hobbies, do you? Why do you fall into the cesspool over and over again?"
Yan Jiekuang was a little annoyed, and opened his mouth to complain.
Silly Zhu said with a mournful face: "When is it? Do you still have the mind to tease me? Hurry up and ask someone to save us!"
Yan Jiekuang saw Sha Zhu's powerless appearance, so he had no choice but to turn around and run to the security department.
While running, he shouted loudly: "Come on! Help! Silly Zhu and Guo Dabozi fell into the cesspool again."
When the people in the security department heard that Sha Zhu and others fell into the cesspit again, they immediately started cursing, scolding Sha Zhu that the maggots were responsible for the birth?
Do you want to go home and have a look?
Thanks to Yan Jiekuang's blessing, Shazhu and the others once again successfully topped the factory's hot search list.
The previous hot search was that Liu Jianshe held a mobilization meeting for the new production line.
……
Silly Zhu woke up again, still with the familiar ceiling, the familiar doctor, and the familiar tone.
"What are you doing? What are you doing? What do you want to do?"
"I said, do you really like men? Have you taken a fancy to me?"
"I haven't seen me for a week, do you feel itchy? Do you have to fall into the cesspit by yourself in exchange for rescue from the factory? Let me tell you, you fell into the cesspool over and over again."
"The finance department in your factory has complaints. When I came to pay the bill today, I told me that this is the last time. If I ask the factory to come over to pay the bill next time, the factory will not come."
"Man, let me tell you, I'm a man with a family and a family. I have a wife who loves me even though she's not very good at cooking. I also have a smart and lovely daughter."
"Let me tell you, you just give up on that heart! Brother is destined to be the man you can't get!"
The doctor in the white coat, with a heartbroken expression on his face, thought that the reason why Sha Zhu fell into the cesspit was to come and see him.
This disgusting way of showing love is really unacceptable.
Silly lying on the hospital bed, he retorted weakly: "What are you thinking? How can I like men? 80.00% of the reason why I fell into the cesspool today is because of you."
"If you hadn't tricked me into doing the skin-cutting operation back then, how could I have been pushed into the cesspit by Guo Dashuo and the others."
"I'm angry when you say this, Geneva, refund the money, you old liar, didn't you say that there is a 50.00% chance of having a son by circumcision?"
"I just found out today that even if I don't circumcise, there is a 50.00% chance of giving birth to a son. You black-hearted doctor, you must give me my money back today!"
"Otherwise I wouldn't finish with you today, do you believe I'm standing at the door of your hospital pooping?"
Sha Zhu patted the hospital bed heavily with one hand, directly threatening the doctor in white coat.
The doctor in the white coat rubbed his nose resentfully: "It's all a misunderstanding, you have to calm down, besides, didn't you also have an operation for nothing?"
"Look, if it's not like this, our hospital has launched a new activity, cutting the appendix, and the second one is half price, and the third one is free, or let's cooperate, you can help me improve my performance, and I will help you remove the appendix." Cut it off?"
When Silly Zhu heard that the doctor in the white coat was still targeting himself, he scolded angrily, "Fuck you, I won't agree to anything this time, don't even think about it."
"Hey, why does my stomach hurt so suddenly? No, no, no, my stomach hurts, doctor, please help me quickly."
Sha Zhu's front foot was firm, and he would not give a white coat doctor a performance boost, but his back foot covered his stomach and wailed on the bed.
The white coat doctor, as a professional doctor, saw that Sha Zhu was holding his stomach and only screamed for pain.
All of a sudden, an idea popped up in my heart.
"It can't be such a coincidence, right? Just after talking about cutting the appendix, the other party suffered from appendicitis. Is there such a coincidence in the world?"
"Or, God wants me to make some big money?"
The doctor in the white coat was ecstatic, and checked the modeling work.
It turned out to be appendicitis, and it was acute.
"A good news, a bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"
The doctor in the white coat pondered for a moment, then said calmly.
The calmer he looked, the more frightened Shazhu became.
"Doctor, don't scare me. I have some incurable disease?"
"It can't be like this! I'm still young, I'm only 30 years old, and I just married my goddess for less than a month."
"My Goddess, I haven't slept enough yet, I can't have an incurable disease."
"No, doctor, you must save me, no matter how much it costs."
Sha Zhu grabbed the hand of the doctor in white coat and said pleadingly.
The doctor in the white coat rolled his eyes, and said slyly, "Don't worry, it's either a terminal illness or appendicitis. Didn't I tell you just now? The hospital has activities now, and you don't need to pay a penny."
"Aren't there four people in your cesspool this time? It's still the same as before. The second one is half price, the third one is free, and I'll give you a rebate for the fourth one."
"Don't put in the third one this time, just put in the fourth one. Come on, here's ten yuan, you take it."
The doctor in the white coat took out ten yuan from his pocket and handed it to Sha Zhu.
"Look, others have to spend money for surgery, but you still earn money for surgery, ten yuan! Even if you go to Lao Mo's restaurant, you can have a good meal."
"Aren't you just married? Take ten yuan and go to Lao Mo to have a meal with your wife. Once your wife is moved, won't you be able to unlock more poses at night?"
The doctor in the white coat patted Sha Zhu's hand and winked obscenely at the same time.
For Shazhu, this kind of thing is a good thing.
It doesn't matter if you have money or not, and it doesn't matter if you don't eat out. The most important thing is that when people are sick, they have to be treated, right?
Unlock new poses?It's all little things.
"Oh! By the way, I forgot to tell you. You'd better take your wife to Lao Mo in a few days. The stitches on your wound haven't been removed, so don't get too excited. Waiting for a week."
The light words of the doctor in the white coat instantly extinguished the passion in Sha Zhu's heart.
"Doctor, I've made up my mind. I'm done. Hurry up and arrange surgery for me. I can be the master of the four of us who came this time. Let's form a group to participate in the surgery."
After confirming the operation, Sha Zhu couldn't wait, for fear that the other three people would wake up.
Pushing and shoving the doctor in the white coat to prepare for the operation.
The operation was completed soon, and when Shazhu woke up again, he felt a little sore in his waist.
"Doctor, didn't you mean to cut out the appendix? How do I feel, you cut my kidney?" Silly asked weakly.
The doctor in a white coat pointed to the position of the kidney in the abdomen, and said, "The waist is in this position, and the appendix is a little closer to the kidney, so you have this illusion."
"The operation was successful. Do you want to stay in the hospital for observation for a few days?"
You can't be hospitalized, just in case Guo Dajizi and others know that they have cheated others again.
It is estimated that he will jump out of the operating room and chase and kill himself.
"Doctor, with my great body, I don't need to be hospitalized, I just go home and recuperate by myself."
Silly Zhu patted his chest, expressing that he was very strong and did not need to be hospitalized at all.
The doctor in the white coat squinted at Sha Zhu, and he guessed the other's little thoughts clearly.
He didn't expose Shazhu either, but just gave instructions and let Shazhu leave.
After Silly Zhu left, a nurse couldn't help but said, "Doctor, don't you need to tell the patient about the aphrodisiac added to the sedative?"
"What if something goes wrong? What should we do?"
Chapter 433 Silly Zhu's organ defense battle!
"Aphrodisiac? What aphrodisiac? Let me tell you, we are all doctors, so we must speak carefully. Which eye of yours saw me injecting the other party with an aphrodisiac?"
"The injection I injected was obviously a sedative, don't talk nonsense, do you understand?"
The nurse was taken aback by the righteous words of the doctor in the white coat.
Looking at the appendix on the plate, the more I look at it, the more it looks like a kidney.
I couldn't help asking again: "Doctor, why does this appendix resemble a kidney?"
"Could it be..."
The nurse was a little cautious and didn't finish her sentence, but the meaning was obvious.
Silly Zhu may have been stabbed in the waist.
"How many times have I told you, read more books, read good books, as a Miss Nightingale, you have been in the hospital for several years, why can't you tell the difference between the kidney and the appendix?"
"Although the two are very similar, they can still be distinguished after careful distinction. There is a tendon on the kidney, but there is no tendon on the appendix."
"Look carefully at the appendix. Does it have any tendons? No."
The doctor in the white coat pointed to the appendix on the plate and explained it carefully to the nurse.
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