Siheyuan: violent engineer, dictatorial disobedience

"Cold-proof wax!"

"Why is your face yellow again?"

"Two coats when it's cold!"

After a long counter-slogan, Li Zizi in the door finally got impatient, opened the door, and pulled the stick in.

Stick struggled non-stop: "You're cheating, you haven't finished matching the code yet, why do you open the door, in case someone sees it."

Cripple Li threw the stick aside, and said angrily, "It's almost done. After reading all your codes, it's time for lunch. Just read a few words."

"And where did you know so many weird passwords?"

Stick stem picked up a steamed bun on the table and gnawed it.

"I eavesdropped from the corner of Liu Jianshe's wall. I eavesdropped on it when he was coaxing the two losers to sleep at night. It was very exciting, so I wrote it down."

"Also, let me ask you something, what is the meaning of wielding a knife from the palace? Also, what is the use of this iron rod?"

Li Lizi came to the table with a limp, and also picked up a bun and put it in his mouth.

"I don't know, but it shouldn't be a good word. Where did you hear it?"

The stick gnawed on the Wowotou: "I still heard it from Liu Jianshe. The money-loser asked silly Zhu how to defeat Liu Jianshe."

"Liu Jianshe said that unless Shazhu practiced evil swordsmanship and swung his sword from the palace, Shazhu would never be his opponent for the rest of his life."

"And said it's useless for Shazhu to ask for the iron rod anyway."

The two green forest heroes looked at each other, not quite understanding the meaning of this sentence.

There was no further discussion and the transaction began.

After the transaction was completed, the stick patted his stomach, clasped his fists and said: "There is no way out, there is no way out, and there is another village where the willows are dark and the flowers are bright. I am a son and daughter of the rivers and lakes, so I don't have to act like a girl there. Brother, don't send me away. I will take a step first, little brother. See you later." !"

After the stick finished speaking, he pushed open the door and walked slowly against the wall, in a posture similar to that of a gecko.

Li Zizi was curious: "What are you doing? Why don't you walk well?"

Stick continued to walk against the wall: "You don't even know? This is the legendary gecko's walk, which is a must-have skill for the sons and daughters of the world."

Having said that, Bang Geng gave Li Cripple a disdainful look.

"Thank you, you still told me that you used to hang out with Huang Jinrong back then, and you didn't even know about lightness kung fu!"

"Next time you tell me, I don't believe in your glorious days before."

Lame Li: "..."

To be despised by a brat!

Also, is it true that there is no martial arts in the world?

Why didn't I hear my elder brother say it back then?

Lame Li fell into deep thought.

Could it be that my previous glorious days were just a scam?

Stick stem thought that Li Zizi realized his mistake.

He waved his hand and said, "You are a worldly person, of course you don't know what Jiang Hu is!"

"Remember to call me Thief in the future! I'm the man who wants to steal underpants all over the world!"

ps: A pit was dug.

Chapter 72

Shazhu attaches great importance to this blind date, and people always learn from failures.

The food I cooked last time was too vegetarian, so people didn't want it, and Xu Damao was playing tricks in the dark, so the blind date failed.

This time Xu Damao went to the countryside to show a movie and was not at home.

Liu Jianshe also went out early in the morning, and no one made trouble, so he couldn't fail because of some trivial things.

As the successor of Tan Jiacai, Shazhu used all his unique skills this time, using all eighteen martial arts.

Makes a beautiful three-course soup, not a single vegan dish.

Even the fried cabbage is meaty cabbage, and the oily look makes people appetite.

Seafood is not easy to buy these days. Fortunately, when Sha Zhu was helping Deputy Factory Manager Li in the kitchen, he secretly shaded a handful of kelp.

I made a kelp and egg drop soup, which has meat, vegetables and seafood. All three dishes are very satisfactory.

"This time, the girl won't say that I, He Yu, are courting death, will she?"

Sha Zhu rubbed his chin and muttered, followed by a long wait.

Today's time makes Sha Zhu feel extraordinarily long.

Just when Sha Zhu was waiting impatiently, Yi Zhonghai's voice finally came out from the courtyard.

"Zhuzi, are you at home? Hurry up, I'll bring him here."

Sha Zhu immediately opened the door impatiently, looking into the courtyard.

After seeing the person coming, the first reaction in Shazhu's mind was that.

"This girl is so handsome!"

There were two people standing in the yard, a man and a woman, and the man was naturally Yi Zhonghai.

But beside Yi Zhonghai stood a handsome woman.

The woman's appearance is not much worse than Qin Huairu's, and she is even three points more beautiful than Qin Huairu.

I have never seen such a beautiful woman, and the eyeballs of Silly Zhu almost fell off.

The face of Brother Pig is almost drooling.

"You child, why are you so stunned? Why don't you let people into the house?" Yi Zhonghai feigned anger.

Only then did Sha Zhu wake up, and he greeted warmly: "Come on, come in and talk first, it's quite cold outside, don't freeze your body."

When the three entered the room, Yi Zhonghai saw the food prepared by Shazhu, and couldn't help exclaiming: "Zhuzi, it's ok! Three dishes, one soup, and seafood, I didn't see it! You're really caring!"

"Come and sit, let me introduce you two. This is the one I told you about. He Yuzhu, a cook in a rolling mill, and the heir to Tan's family cuisine. As the old saying goes, a cook who can't starve to death in a famine year, He is a craftsman, how about it, I didn't lie to you, did I?"

When Yi Zhonghai introduced Shazhu to a woman, he naturally chose to say something nice.

"This is Zhang Yao, a female worker in the textile factory next door. She has gone to elementary school and is considered a cultural person. She is also pretty. I didn't lie to you, Zhu Zi?"

Yi Zhonghai joked, and Sha Zhu quickly waved his hands: "Master, look at what you said, I can't trust anyone, can I still trust you? You are my dear uncle."

"Slick tongue, you are the only one who can talk, don't stand still, let's eat and try Zhuzi's craftsmanship."

Yi Zhonghai greeted, and the three of them began to eat.

After a meal, Yi Zhonghai found an excuse and walked out of the house.

Leave space for two people to chat with each other.

Silly Zhu is on a blind date, but the Jia family next door is very anxious.

Jia Zhang's face was full of viciousness: "Silly Zhu must not have a successful blind date, otherwise, who will help our family in the future?"

"If we don't suck silly Zhu's blood, how will our family live in the future? No, it must be messed up."

Qin Huairu was also very anxious in her heart, and she didn't want Shazhu to have a successful blind date.

Once the blind date is successful, will licking the dog still treat the goddess well?

The answer is obvious, definitely not licking the goddess.

Lick the dog!A lick isn't a lick, is it?

"Mom! Then what do you think we should do?" Qin Huairu asked Jia Zhang.

I am looking forward to Jia Zhang's appearance in my heart.

As long as Jiazhang uses his natural skills and rolls around, he will definitely not be able to succeed.

At that time, no matter how pitifully Qin Huairu apologized to Sha Zhu, the matter would be over.

In a situation where everyone is happy, at worst let Sha Zhu take advantage and touch his little hand.

But who would have expected that Jia Zhang smiled mysteriously and whispered something in Qin Huairu's ear.

"How can this work? I don't want to ruin my reputation, so I want to go to you."

This evil mother-in-law of my family is full of bad ideas.

How can you ask your daughter-in-law to go to another man's house to find underwear?

When the news got out, wouldn't it mean that there was no 300 taels of silver here, and the yellow mud fell into the crotch, and it was either shit or shit?

"Are you going? Even if you don't think about it for me, you have to think about it for me. As a mother, you just have to bear with me if you don't have enough food and clothing in the future, and you will still be with us two widows in a few years." Live in a house?"

"After a few years, the stick will grow up and sleep in the same room with us? Are you not afraid of accidents?"

Every sentence Jia Zhang said was heartbreaking, and every sentence was attacking Qin Huairu's psychological defense.

Stick is Qin Huairu's weakness. Isn't the reason why she, Qin Huairu is unwilling to leave Jia's house, is because of Stick?

Seeing Qin Huairu's tangled face, Jia Zhang felt very proud.

My daughter-in-law is a smart person who knows how to make a choice.

To be honest, if it weren't for the stick and the urban household registration, the Jia Zhang family might not be Qin Huairu's opponent.

If Qin Huairu really wanted nothing and insisted on remarrying, she, Jia Zhang, really couldn't stop her.

What happened to the pretty widow?People are beautiful, and some men want them.

Not to mention the rolling mill, just the streets near the courtyard, as long as Qin Huairu wants to remarry, someone will come to propose marriage tomorrow.

"Have you thought about it? Is reputation more important or the future of the stick?"

Seeing that the time was almost right, Jia Zhang continued to attack.

Qin Huairu finally agreed, found a piece of underwear, and put it in her arms.

Lianbu moved lightly and walked to the door of Shazhu's house.

Yi Zhonghai at the gate of Shazhu saw Qin Huairu approaching.

There was no trace of surprise on his face, he had expected that Qin Huairu would be unable to hold back.

"coming?"

"coming!"

"Are you really going to do this?"

"Ok!"

After the brief conversation, Yi Zhonghai moved his body blocking the door and let Qin Huairu in.

When Qin Huairu walked into the room, Yi Zhonghai showed a winner's smile.

"The general trend has come, see if you still accept your fate this time, honestly give me old age!"

"When the time comes, you and I will share the same acupuncture point. If it spreads, it will be a good story in the world."

After Qin Huairu walked into the room, he saw the two chatting passionately.

Silly Zhu is trying his best to please Zhang Yao.

One after another, the jokes made Zhang Yao laugh.

"Sister Qin, why are you here?" Silly Zhu asked curiously.

Qin Huairu smiled slightly and said, "Well, I forgot about yesterday's stuff, you guys talk first, I'll leave after I get the stuff."

Sha Zhu's mind was on Zhang Yao right now, so he didn't think much about it.

Just let Qin Huairu enter the house to look for things.

Qin Huairu pretended to search for a while, and put the underwear in her hand while the two of them were not paying attention.

"You two talk slowly, I'll go first."

Qin Huairu said goodbye, pretending not to grab the underwear in his hand, and dropped it on the ground.