Siheyuan: violent engineer, dictatorial disobedience

If you buy a bicycle, you will naturally have to be smug, and a life without slamming is meaningless.

So, I bought a bicycle, didn't even ride it, pushed it home, and the first thing I did was to clean the bicycle in the yard.

This is the same as buying a car in later generations. After buying a car, the first thing to do is to clean the car.

Fortunately, it is not popular to set off firecrackers to celebrate at this time, otherwise Yan Bugui would still be able to collect some gift money in the name of buying a car.

A group of people in the yard teased each other with Yan Bugui, since he bought a bicycle, he had to celebrate.

Give benefits to the people in the courtyard to make everyone feel happy.

For someone as calculating as Yan Bugui, it is naturally impossible for him to pay benefits, and he talked about it in a few days.

As for whether it will be a few days or a few years, it is not clear.

"Hey! Jianshe, don't you have a bicycle? Why did you buy another one?"

"I remember that Xiao Ran also has one, right? Why did you buy another one?"

A sharp-eyed person saw Liu Jianshe and Ran Qiuye pushing a bicycle alone.

Immediately uttered in surprise, as soon as the words came out, the eyes in the yard looked at Liu Jianshe and Ran Qiuye in unison.

"My daughter-in-law's car was used by my father-in-law. Now she lives in the courtyard, and it's a bit far to go to work, so I just bought another one."

"Besides, the family is not short of this little money. If you buy it, you can buy it. It's nothing."

Liu builds a somewhat modest Versailles circuit.

I didn't feel that there was anything wrong with what I said.

A bicycle worth more than 100 yuan can be bought as soon as it is said, and it is not bad for that money.

You are so awesome, why don't you go to heaven?

Everyone complained in their hearts, and their mouths were even more sour.

"In the entire courtyard, only your family has this condition. For other people, one bicycle is enough. If you buy another one, the landlord's family has no food left!"

"That's right, construction! I will ask you to borrow a bicycle in the future, and you can't shirk it."

BORROR car?What are you kidding?

"Let's talk about it! You can still think about borrowing money, but you can't borrow a car!"

"The car and the wife are not allowed to be borrowed, this is a matter of principle!"

Liu Jianshe said to death in advance that the people in the provincial courtyard came to borrow a car if they had something to do.

After Liu Jianshe returned home, the envious tone of the group of people began to become bitter and mean.

"Isn't it just a bicycle, what a mess, as if someone couldn't afford it."

"If I could get tickets, I would have bought them."

"You know how to brag. Your wife won't let you buy it if you have a ticket. A car costs more than 100. Believe it or not, if you buy it today, your wife will divorce you tomorrow!"

"She dares! I can't kill her!"

"Why don't people dare, no matter how good you are, can you beat Silly Zhu?"

"Crying and looking for Sha Zhu, you see if Sha Zhu beats you or not."

"I'm a silly man who is famous for liking widows. If I beat you to death, won't I be able to take care of your wife?"

The topic gradually became distorted, and a group of people began to discuss that Sha Zhu liked widows again.

Only Yan Bugui looked melancholy.

The hot search list hadn't been occupied for 2 minutes before being squeezed out by Liu Jianshe.

At this moment, Yan Bugui's mood is similar to that of a certain artist surnamed Wang.

Yan Bugui even wanted to change the name of the three mothers, called Hot Search.

This is a fart bicycle!

Yan Bugui threw away the rag in his hand, stopped wiping the bicycle, and went to Shazhu to discuss things with his hands behind his back.

If Yan Jiecheng wants to get married, there must be a cook in charge, and there is a ready-made successor of Tan's family dishes in the courtyard.

Wouldn't it be a pity not to use it?

Yan Suanji's reputation is not for nothing, it is spread through careful calculation.

They are all neighbors in the same yard, even if there are conflicts, as long as they are soft and say a few nice words.

With Shazhu's deceitful character, he must use the least amount of money to do the biggest things.

Even, the money for buying vegetables can be paid in advance by Sha Zhu.

Yesterday Yi Zhonghai returned the money that He Daqing had sent over the years to Shazhu.

That was not a small sum, about five or six hundred yuan.

As soon as the money came out, Jia Zhang's eyes turned green, and Qin Huairu was no exception.

However, a high-level player like Qin Huairu has long eaten Shazhu to death.

In Jia's view, Shazhu's is equal to his own.

In the whole yard, everyone was thinking about how to get a share of the profits from Sha Zhu.

With so much money, he can't spend it all by himself, right?

It's better to take it out and help the widowed old man. Anyway, in the end, the money will still be sucked by Qin Huairu's family.

Yan Bugui came to Shazhu's house with his hands behind his back.

Silly Zhu was sipping wine and peanuts for himself when he saw Yan Bugui come in.

Silly Zhu was a little puzzled: "Third Master, why are you here when you have nothing to do?"

"Is there something wrong? I've been very busy these days. If something really happens, I may not be able to help you."

Silly Zhu first came up with the excuse of rejection. In the past few days, many people have come to ask him to borrow money.

But he rejected them one by one. I didn't have this kind of trouble before.

Everyone is afraid of him, so naturally they won't get close to him.

Now that you have money in your hands, these people are warmly welcoming, and all of them are amiable and kind people.

Really answered that sentence: Poor in the busy city, no one asks, rich in the mountains have distant relatives.

This kind of happiness trouble made Shazhu feel a little bit smug, but he still kept the bottom line.

Anyone who comes to borrow money will not be borrowed, even if the heavenly king and Lao Tzu come.

"Zhuzi, my kid will hold a wedding banquet in two days, you know about it?"

Yan Bugui sat on the chair, rubbed Shazhu's peanuts, and said slowly.

Sha Zhu nodded, Yan Jiecheng was a few years younger than him, and now he was going to get married, which made him very uncomfortable.

"My daughter-in-law has a younger sister. You know her name is Yu Haitang. She is also from your rolling mill. How about it? Are you interested in getting to know her?"

Yan Bugui began to release bait to test Shazhu.

Hearing about Yu Haitang, Sha Zhu curled his lips in disdain and said, "That woman only has Liu Jianshe in her heart and no one else. Sooner or later she will be cuckolded by Liu Jianshe."

Is Yu Haitang pretty?That's really beautiful, the rolling mill factory flower, the dream lover in many people's hearts, can it not be beautiful?

Hearing Sha Zhu's sour tone, Yan Bugui knew in his heart that the scheme was half successful.

The rest is left to wait for Sha Zhu to take the bait on his own initiative.

So, Yan Bugui pretended to be mysterious and said: "Yes! Who in the world would let their daughter like a man with a family?"

"Third Master, what do you mean?"

Chapter 128 Yan Bugui's Tangle

When Silly Zhu heard Yan Bugui's tone, his heart immediately felt itchy.

What Yan Bugui said inside and outside the meaning is very intriguing.

Silly Zhu successfully took the bait, and he took the bait automatically.

Yan Bugui smiled, feeling extremely proud.

"Her parents wanted to find a good husband's family for her to marry, so they asked me if there was any suitable candidate."

"Look, you're the only bachelor left in the courtyard. Didn't I just come to see you the first time and ask what you mean?"

Yan Bugui continued to fool around, trying to fool Shazhu into limping.

Sha Zhu couldn't believe it, such a good thing could happen to him?

It is impossible for a pie to fall from the sky, and it just happened to hit him on the head. This old dog must have a conspiracy.

"Third Master, everyone knows Yu Haitang's personality. I guess even if her parents put pressure on her, she won't be able to find someone to marry."

"Besides, I'm just a cook, can Yu Haitang see me?"

Silly Zhu expressed the question in his heart, and then took the initiative to pour a glass of wine for Yan Bugui.

Yan Bugui took a sip of his drink, and the old god said, "Although the freedom of love is emphasized now, don't forget, the cultural traditions that have been left over for thousands of years, how can it be so simple to leave them behind?"

"It's the order of the parents and the words of the matchmaker. If she has her own opinion on Haitang, it's her parents who are in charge of the house. She can only accept her fate."

"If you think you can try it, then I'll talk to her parents and let you two meet. As long as you can get her parents out of the way, I don't need to arrange the rest, right?"

Sha Zhu used his not-so-intelligent head to think about it, and felt that what Yan Bugui said made sense.

So, Sha Zhu said in a flattering tone: "Then I will trouble you, Yan Jiecheng hasn't found a cook for the wedding banquet, right?"

"Third Master, look, I'm not talking about you. There are already in the courtyard, why do you worry about it? They are all neighbors in the same courtyard. Even if you don't talk, I have to introduce myself, right?"

Silly Zhu patted his chest and assured Yan Bugui that as long as Yan Bugui could take care of him.

He, silly Zhu, can make Yan Jiecheng's wedding banquet clear and clear, absolutely satisfying the guests, and making the third master look good.

However, Shazhu is not a fool, he insisted that as long as the ingredients are fresh, Yan Pugui can be satisfied.

He didn't mention his request to buy vegetables at all, no matter how foolish Yan Pugui was, he just pretended to be confused.

It is impossible, absolutely impossible to want to advance the money first.

Yan Bugui, who did not complete all the plans, could only do nothing.

After agreeing on a time, Yan Bugui left Shazhu's house.

After Yan Bugui left, Shazhu spit and cursed: "Yan Laogou is Yan Laogou. My son is getting married, and he still wants to let others advance money, and eat papa in his dreams. You are so beautiful."

"You still want me to advance money? I will advance your second uncle!"

Yan Bugui, who returned home, was also cursing: "You idiot, I have understood what I said so clearly, and you still pretend to be confused, can you die with some money?"

"I have so much money in my hand, what's the matter with the deposit? Is it because I don't want to pay it back? As for?"

The third mother said with some concern: "You know our family's conditions. This wedding banquet can't be dealt with simply. The family bought a bicycle with the family's money, plus the bride price for Yu Li's family. There is not much left." gone."

"You didn't count as a fool. After a wedding banquet, we are at least a dozen yuan short. Where can we borrow this money?"

When Yan Bugui heard what the three mothers said, he immediately had a headache.

If I knew it earlier, I would lose face and buy a bicycle.

There are more families without the three big things, and they still get married?

It's all because Yu Li's family lion opened his mouth. He insisted on three big pieces. What else did he say, he had to have at least one, or he wouldn't get married.

Yan Bugui gritted his teeth and bought a bicycle.

Actually, to be precise, Yan Pugui bought this bicycle for himself.

He didn't intend to use it for the young couple.

You can use it, pay for it!

Just when Yan Bugui and the third mother were silent and sighing, an unexpected person came to visit.

Yan Bugui was even very surprised by the visitor.

"Old Yi, why are you here? Is there something wrong?"