Liu Jianshe rode his bicycle to the courtyard. At night, he had to fight the animals. He had to cook in advance, and he had the strength to clean up the animals when he was full.
Riding to the entrance of the alley, Liu Jianshe threw the devil pepper in the space aside.
Liu Jianshe doesn't have the habit of self-abuse, he just eats spicy food for his own taste.
He didn't want to be dragged into the chrysanthemums breathing fire, and become a mountain full of chrysanthemums.
Chapter 13 Jia's Canned Herring
Liu Jianshe thought about who Aunt Wang would introduce tomorrow while making buns at home.
Now there are three marriageable men in the courtyard, Sha Zhu, Xu Damao, and himself.
Needless to say, silly Zhu, the green tea bitch Qin Huairu will definitely not let him have a successful blind date.
If Sha Zhu succeeds, whose blood will his family suck from now on?
Counting on Yi Zhonghai to give me three melons and two dates, I can survive, but if there is meat to eat, who wants to eat bran and swallow vegetables?
Shazhu's family is the chef in the factory, so it's normal to bring some leftovers from the cafeteria.
In addition, when the factory opened a small stove, the leftover meat and vegetables can also make their family eat a lot.
Looking at Jia Zhang's fat stomach and big ears, sticky ruddy face, you know that the two of them ate all the good things that Sha Zhu brought back.
If it wasn't for Liu Jianshe's occasional predation for Xiao Dang, Xiao Dang would have starved to death long ago.
Counting on Jia Zhang's character, what's the point of losing money and eating so well?
It would be nice to have something to eat, but after all, it belongs to someone else's family, and she, Jia Zhang, will not treat Xiaodang very well.
Not to mention Xu Damao, a selfish villain, relying on his eloquence, he often has ambiguity with the female workers in the factory, and his reputation has been damaged.
For Widow Qin, Xu Damao was also greedy, but it really made her suck blood.
Then Xu Damao quit. He is not a fool, so he doesn't want to raise other people's children.
After thinking for a long time, he couldn't figure out who Aunt Wang could introduce to him, so Liu Jianshe simply didn't think about it.
At this time, the people in the courtyard were also coming back one after another, and they were all preparing dinner.
Yi Zhonghai followed Qin Huairu's family with a dark face.
"This Liu Jianshe is too much. He sent Jia Zhang's family to the cowshed at noon, and made buns to celebrate at night. Do you still see me as a grandpa?"
Qin Huairu pretended to be weak and said: "My lord, you have to judge, Liu Jianshe is provoking your majesty!"
Yi Zhonghai was even more annoyed when Qin Huairu turned on the fire, and asked Qin Huairu to notify all households to hold a general meeting at night.
Shazhu is usually the last one to come back, and when he walks to the entrance of the alley, he can see Devil Pepper immediately.
Shazhu's eyes lit up, and he took the initiative to pick up the devil pepper. With this pepper, he can order other seasonings from the factory after two days of small cooking.
He happily picked up the pepper and put it in his pocket, but he didn't taste it, so that this behavior made him suffer a lot in a few days.
Everyone returning home from get off work can smell the fragrance of Liu Jianshe's house as soon as they enter the compound.
In the front yard, Yan Bugui smelled the fragrance: "Liu Jianshe lives a really comfortable life. He ate chicken yesterday and steamed stuffed buns today. We need to establish a good relationship with him in the future."
The third mother took the opportunity to tell Yan Bugui what happened during the day.
Hear Jia Zhang's...
Yan Bugui slapped his thigh excitedly: "This old godly woman should have gone to ideological reform a long time ago, and she would throw up and roll around all day long, which is really insulting to the gentlemen."
"However, Yi Zhonghai probably won't stop there. Look, there will be another meeting of the entire hospital in the evening."
Suddenly, a strong smell of excrement came from the courtyard.
Everyone was suffocated by the stench, and Liu Jianshe was no exception.
The steamed stuffed buns filled with cabbage, pork and vermicelli suddenly tasted bad, and I didn't have the appetite to eat them.
"Who is this who can't survive? Even eat shit?"
"It's really a fastidious person, eating shit is hot, what's the matter? Eat shit and want to eat hot?"
Liu Jianshe walked out of the room cursing, and yelled into the courtyard: "Hey! Who is eating shit? Do you have public morality?"
"Who is disgusting? If you really can't make it through, go find the uncle!"
"I don't have many things in my family, but I have a lot of stick noodles. It's not a problem to support thirty or fifty catties. There's no need to bother people here."
Liu Jianshe was cursing, when he saw Stick running out of the house holding his nose.
"I don't want to eat shit. I drank urine yesterday and ate shit today. Why is it always me who gets hurt?"
Xiao Dang also ran out holding his nose and went straight to Liu Jianshe's house.
"Uncle Jianshe, my mother is crazy, she even stewed shit for us to eat."
Xiao Dang hugged Liu Jianshe's thigh and began to complain about his grievances.
Before Liu Jianshe could speak, Yang Tingting also ran out.
"Uncle Jianshe, why does it smell so bad?" He said with wide eyes and hugged Liu Jianshe's other thigh unwilling to be outdone.
Liu Jianshe took out two steamed buns from his pocket, gave one to each of them, and asked them to go inside to eat by themselves.
At this moment, other people in the courtyard came out one after another.
The two little lolis went into the house to eat buns hand in hand.
In the middle court, Yi Zhonghai ran over aggressively, pointed at Liu Jianshe's nose and cursed.
"What are you talking about? What do you mean my house has a lot of stick noodles?"
"What does it have to do with you having stick noodles in my house? What are you talking about here?"
"Why don't you provide relief? You earn more than 100 yuan a month, and you are alone. Jia's family is so difficult, and you haven't seen relief. Instead, you always bully the orphans and widows."
"Liu Jianshe, people are doing it, and the sky is watching. You will be punished sooner or later."
Liu Jianshe smiled coldly, and curled his lips in disdain: "You know how many stick noodles you have in your home. Don't think that others don't know about the fact that you give stick noodles to people every now and then."
Yi Zhonghai: "I'm doing relief, offering love, unlike you, who know how to bully."
"Yeah, you donate your love at night. I don't know if it's love or physical strength." Liu Jianshe continued sarcastically.
Yi Zhonghai was furious and wanted to continue arguing with Liu Jianshe.
Glancing out of the corner of his eyes, he found that Qin Huairu walked out with an embarrassed expression on his face.
As soon as Sha Zhu saw the goddess walking out, his dog-licking spirit burned.
He took the initiative to lick and said: "Sister Qin, what's the matter? Did someone pull your pot into the pot?"
Speaking of this, Sha Zhu glared at Liu Jianshe.
The provocative look is self-evident, and even a little eager to try.
Last night, he was KOed by Liu Jianshe. Silly Zhu thought about it all night, and felt that he underestimated the enemy carelessly and didn't dodge, otherwise Liu Jianshe should be the one who fell.
So today, Sha Zhu wanted to get the place back and have another game with Liu Jianshe.
Liu Jianshe returned silly Zhu with his eyes, what are you looking at, silly?
Then, she turned her head away from him and looked at Qin Huairu with interest.
At this time, the glamorous widow looked embarrassed, and she was a little confused.
Why is it obviously canned, but when it is boiled, it turns into a feces smell.
The stench was overwhelming, even worse than the public toilets at the entrance of the alley.
"Zhuzi, you are a cook, help me to see, what kind of canned food is this? Why does it smell like excrement when it is cooked?"
After thinking about it, Qin Huairu still took out the can and let Sha Zhu see it.
Being called by the goddess, Shazhu, the dog licker, was so happy that he almost wagged his tail, and ran to Qin Huairu's side in a frenzied manner. When he was holding the can, he even touched the goddess' little hand.
Qin Huairu glared at him coquettishly, and silly Zhule's back molars came out.
A good scene, the daily life of licking the dog and the goddess.
Chapter 14 Slapping Yi Zhonghai
The canned food box in Qin Huairu's hand attracted the attention of everyone in the yard.
When Liu Jianshe saw it, he felt happy.
"Isn't that the tinned herring I threw away?"
"I didn't expect it to be picked up by Qin Huairu, no wonder there was a smell of excrement."
This can't be blamed on Qin Huairu. In this era of scarcity, canned food is also a luxury.
Whoever can eat canned food is also a symbol of strength.
Silly Zhu didn't go to school for a few days, and he didn't know the English characters on the cans.
However, in order not to lose face in front of the goddess, Sha Zhu still pretended to be knowledgeable.
"This is canned fish, or canned fish from a foreign country. As for why it smells so bad after cooking, it may have been damaged after a long time."
Silly Zhu said with a sure face.
Qin Huairu also felt that it made sense, and kept nodding.
"It's a joke for everyone. It's not that my family cooks shit to eat, but the can is broken. I'm sorry everyone, I'll just throw it away."
Qin Huairu bowed and apologized apologetically.
Everyone in the courtyard also said that it's okay, it's nothing serious, and no one held Qin Huairu accountable.
When Liu Jianshe looked at the situation, it was obvious that major events had been turned into small ones.
You can't just let it go, you have to trick Qin Huairu again.
"Can foreign cans be picked up? I don't think things are that simple, right?"
"Who can throw away foreign cans? I think it's bad guys sent by the imperialists to throw them away. The purpose is to destroy unity."
"Third Master, you are well-informed and a gardener of the motherland, with unfathomable knowledge. Take a look at what is written on this can?"
Liu Jianshe turned his head and said to Yan Bugui.
A high hat was put down, and the courtyard was silent for a moment.
In this complex situation, bad guys are everywhere.
Yan Bugui's complexion was heavy, he snatched the can from Sha Zhu's hand, and looked at it seriously.
Looking at the English characters on it, Yan Bugui didn't recognize it either, but he was sure that it was foreign canned food.
Liu Haizhong also had a heavy expression on his face, but he was overjoyed.
It's a great thing to catch a bad guy in the yard, maybe the factory knows about it and has to praise it.
What a wonderful scene to be promoted to an official and sit in an office.
Thinking of this, Liu Haizhong said seriously: "Qin Huairu, tell me honestly, where did this canned food come from? What is your intention? Please explain."
Qin Huairu was flustered when he heard that, picked up a can, and found trouble.
The pretty widow looked terrified and looked at the uncle.
The uncle really lived up to expectations and stood up.
"I think that Qin Huairu probably didn't know the situation, but picked up the can by mistake, destroying the enemy's plan."
"Instead, she is a hero in the courtyard, not a villain."
"Besides, how normal is it for orphans and widows to pick up a can to eat?"
"I can assure you that Qin Huairu is not a bad person."
Yi Zhonghai patted his chest and spoke righteously.
Otherwise, Yi Zhonghai is a master of morality, turning things around as soon as he opens his mouth, Qin Huairu is not a bad person.Instead, he is a hero.
Silly Zhu also chimed in: "That's right, everyone knows Sister Qin's character, how could she be a bad person?"
Liu Haizhong was full of official positions, so naturally he couldn't let Yi Zhonghai turn things around.
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