Siheyuan: violent engineer, dictatorial disobedience

Sha Zhu immediately flew into a rage: "Why am I not worthy?"

"Do you think you're still impatient? Aren't I just playing with you, Third Master?"

"You said just now that I can't take jokes, don't you?" The third master said teasingly.

"So it's a joke? I didn't realize it."

Silly Zhu rubbed the back of his head, pretending to smile honestly.

He smiled, and Yan Bugui also smiled.

"Just kidding, I was not joking just now, but telling the truth."

ps: After the Dragon Boat Festival, I will roll it up three times a day~

Chapter 137

When Sha Zhu heard Yan Bugui's teasing, he couldn't bear it anymore, and was about to punch him.

But Yan Bugui had expected that Shazhu would hit someone, so he ran away with oil on his feet, turned around and ran back to his home.

The angry silly Zhu jumped up and down, furious.

Stick stick just came back from the outside and saw the sullen silly Zhu.

Walking up to Shazhu, he looked up and down for a moment.

He even pinched Shazhu's mouth with his hands.

Silly Zhu, who was extremely bored, directly knocked off the stick's dirty little hand.

"Little brat, what are you doing? Have you washed your hands? Just pinch your mouth?"

"You don't think it's dirty, I don't. I go to school every day clean, and come back like a mud monkey. Can't you let your mother save some time?"

Silly Zhu muttered non-stop, after all, he still went to wash his hands with a stick.

After washing BangGeng's hands in two or three strokes, BangGeng said: "Silly Zhu, do you want to become a martial arts master? The kind of peerless master who can beat five or six people by himself?"

What the stick said made Silly Zhu a little dumbfounded, and knocked on the forehead with his hand.

Silly Zhu laughed and scolded: "If you said so, I would have been a martial arts master long ago. If I hit five or six by myself, isn't that trivial? Who did you learn from? If you hit five or six, you are a martial arts master?"

"If the martial arts master is so simple, why do you need a gun? Let me tell you, no matter how awesome a person is, he will kneel down and call Dad when he encounters a gun."

Stick curled his lips disdainfully: "You're bragging again. Except for Liu Jianshe who can fight five or six times in the whole courtyard, there is no one else who can fight, so you will brag. Last time you and Xu Damao had two uncles. He is not Liu Jianshe's opponent, but he was whipped with a belt and cried for his father and mother."

"Now that Liu Jianshe is not at home, you can brag as much as you want. If you are capable, you tell Liu Jianshe that you can beat him five or six times. See how Liu Jianshe beats you."

"Hey! I heard that you were beaten up by Liu Jianshe the day before yesterday? This time he beat you in a cafeteria alone?"

Stick stared at Sha Zhu, hoping he could give him an explanation.

At this time, which pot he didn't open and which pot he lifted, no one liked to talk about such disgraceful topics.

So, the silly Zhu, who became angry from embarrassment, pinched the stick's ears vigorously.

"I let him go, or do you think he can beat me?"

"Let me tell you, I, Shazhu, am the god of war in the courtyard. It was just that I didn't perform well the first few times. When I perform well, you see how I will deal with Liu Jianshe."

Faced with Sha Zhu's sophistry, Bang Geng rolled his eyes and admitted, but he couldn't do it otherwise, his ears were almost torn off.

"Let go first, I have some important news for you." Stick said struggling.

After Sha Zhu let go, Bang Gon rubbed his ears and complained that Sha Zhu's hand was too strong.

"Li Zizi, he was a martial arts master before, and he knows how to do 72 legs. Do you want to take him as your teacher and take care of Liu Jianshe?"

BangGou expressed his true thoughts, if it wasn't for this, he wouldn't want to talk to Shazhu.

Hearing that Li Zizi is a master of martial arts, Sha Zhu suddenly laughed.

Laughing loudly, covering his belly and laughing, leaning forward and backward.

"You! It's okay to deal with Li Zizi. He is a martial arts master who is a fart. He walks with a limp, and he can do 72 legs? If he is a martial arts master, then I am a martial arts master."

Silly Zhu does not believe that Li Laizi is a martial arts master.

A person who usually walks with a limp, do you think he is an expert?

It's like, a trembling old man is the bodyguard of Jin Yiwei, which is unconvincing.

Hearing that Sha Zhu belittled his good brother so much, the Holy Thief was not happy.

Sticking his hands on his hips, he argued, "What do you know? He is hidden in the city. Do you know why his legs are lame?"

"Didn't you get crippled for stealing before? Anyone who is old knows this."

Silly Zhu is still smiling and funny.

"That's the other leg that was broken. His other leg was broken when he lost the competition with others." BangGou said loudly.

Silly Zhu said speechlessly: "Is there any difference? Anyway, he was interrupted by someone, isn't he still lame?"

"The difference is big. He is really a master. If you don't believe me, come with me."

Seeing that Sha Zhu could not be persuaded, Stick Gauge could only prove it with facts. He pulled Sha Zhu and went out, heading straight to Li Zizi's house.

Silly Zhu felt that he had nothing to do anyway, so he treated it as a visit.

Let the stick pull him to the next yard.

The two came to the courtyard where Li Laizi lived, and the stick pointed to a footprint about three inches deep on the wall.

"Look, that's what Lame Li did. I didn't believe that he was a master just like you. Then, in front of me, he kicked him up, resulting in this big footprint."

With sufficient evidence, Bang Giao felt that Sha Zhu should reply this time.

Silly Zhu went to the wall and touched the footprints with his hand.

Ok!It's real, not fake.

But still can't accept the fact that Li Zizi is a master of the rivers and lakes.

So, he raised his right leg and kicked hard towards the wall. The huge shock force knocked him to the ground.

Regardless of the pain in the soles of his feet, he stood up and ran to Li Zizi's house to knock on the door.

The expert is actually by my side, he must learn from a teacher and abuse Liu Jianshe.

"Uncle Li, open the door! My pillar is He Yuzhu from the courtyard next door."

In the face of a real expert, the tone must be respectful, and you can't call Li Laizi Li Laizi.

Otherwise, the master will be dissatisfied, and then he will not be able to learn from a teacher.

"Oh! Silly Zhu? Are you looking for something with me?"

The door of the room opened, and Li Lizi came out limping, seeing Sha Zhu was as surprised as seeing an alien.

Sha Zhu pointed to the footprints on the wall: "Uncle Li, did you really kick this?"

Li Zizi raised his brows and did not answer. Instead, in front of Sha Zhu, he showed him what it means to be a master.

With a bang, another deep footprint appeared on the wall.

Shazhu completely believes that Li Zizi is an expert.

After entering Li Zizi's room, Silly Zhu fell to his knees with a thump.

"Master is here, please accept the disciples."

Li Zizi was taken aback for a moment, and almost lost his footing and fell to the ground.

Fortunately, Bang Geng had quick eyes and quick hands, so he helped him calmly.

That's why his image of a tall man didn't collapse.

"Silly Zhu? What are you doing? Get up quickly, why are you kneeling on the ground?"

Li Laizi quickly pulled Shazhu to make him stand up instead of kneeling on the ground.

But Silly Zhu knelt on the ground with determination.

"If you don't accept me as an apprentice, I won't get up. Master, teach the apprentice some tricks, so that the apprentice can avenge his hatred."

"Then Liu Jianshe is not a human being, relying on his own strength to bully his disciples all day long, you can teach me a few tricks and let me take revenge!"

Silly Zhu's tone was pleading, he lowered his head and was unwilling to get up.

Seeing that Sha Zhu was unwilling to stand up, Li Zizi and Bang Geng exchanged a glance.

One big one and one small one showed a tricky smile at the same time.

Chapter 138

As for why he smiled so much, he had to advance the time by one day.

A day ago in the afternoon, after returning home from school, Banggen threw down his schoolbag and went straight to Li Zizi's house to play.

Today, a friend from the world came to visit Li Zizi, there must be good wine and good food, as a thief saint, of course he must also participate.

After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, the three of them began to sit together and brag, bragging about the glorious years of the year, and lamenting the impermanence of the world.

Sticky is eating the scrambled eggs on the table, listening to the past with piercing eyes.

After learning that the person who came to visit was a prop master, Bang Geng's eyes lit up instantly.

I also had a bold idea in my heart, a crooked idea that could make money.

It should not be a problem for the prop master to make a footprint path, right?

Stick stem secretly said to the visitor, asking him to help make a prop.

The prop master who drank too much agreed to come down, buy one get one free, and even made two.

Now it's easier to carry out the stick plan, wait until the prop master is sent away.

Banggen and Li Xizi whispered for a while.

So there is a scene where Silly Zhu learns art from a teacher.

Seeing that the fool had caught the trick, Li Zizi and Bang Geng were very happy. The fish had already been hooked.

Li Laizi said firstly: "I have already retired from the arena. Back then, I limped a leg when I fought fiercely with others. Now you ask me to teach you some tricks."

"Aren't you afraid of being broken in the same way?"

Lame Li stared at Sha Zhu with scrutiny in his eyes. If outsiders didn't know, they would think he was testing Sha Zhu.

Even Shazhu felt that Li Zizi was testing himself.

"Master, don't worry, I have learned to master my skills. After revenge and avenging my shame, I will never use my skills easily. Don't worry about that."

Li Zizi nodded, expressing his approval of Sha Zhu's statement.

Sha Zhu was about to get up immediately, but Bang Gon said from the side: "That's the end? I'm not talking about you, Sha Zhu. Why don't you have any eyesight? What about the apprentice ceremony? What about the tuition?"

"Isn't it? What year is it? You still think you can get something for nothing without paying?"

"Tsk tsk, you are almost in your 30s, how can you be so naive? You are not sensible at all? No wonder people call you silly."

The words of the stick made Silly Zhumao suddenly enlightened like enlightenment.

Sha Zhu stood up and was about to take off his clothes, so frightened Li Lizi hurriedly covered the stick's eyes, and then shouted loudly: "What are you doing?"

"Why are you taking off your clothes? Are you playing hooligan? Believe it or not, I kicked you away?"

Sha Zhu didn't stop taking off his clothes, but said plausibly: "I know all the rules. If you want to learn it, you should sleep with the master first. In order to defeat Liu Jianshe, I think the price is worth it."

Lame Li was speechless. He obviously hoped that you would take the initiative to pay the money. Who would be interested in you, a white-haired pig?

"No, no, there is no such rule in our school. Besides, it's a new era now, and feudal dross cannot be left behind."

"You can just pay ten yuan for the apprenticeship fee. You don't need to sacrifice yourself. I am old and have more energy than energy, so I don't need to sacrifice myself."

Lame Li hurriedly stopped Sha Zhu from continuing to take off his clothes. If he didn't stop him, Sha Zhu would take off his underpants.

Silly Zhu was a little disappointed when he heard that he only needed to pay, but he still put on his clothes properly.

He took out ten yuan from his pocket and offered it with both hands.

Silly Zhu felt that with a swipe, the money in his hand disappeared.