Honkai is the demon of fire
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[WEB] 047. Fu Lao
"Well, Mr. Chu Ge's crimes are actually not serious. You just need to pay the fine. By the way, sign here, give our police station a five-star praise, and send the vice 'criminal killer' pennant."
With a bright smile on his fat face, the head of the police station on Twilight Street respectfully pushed the file forward.
Chu Ge raised his eyes, raised his brows slightly, and stared at the other party's fat and oily face, a little wanting to throw him into the pigsty of the supernatural world.
Although he can also do it with black magic.
"We will pay the fine."
Taking the document blankly, Chu Ge checked the price of the fine and signed his name in the lower right corner of the document.
"Hey, thank you, Mr. Chu Ge, for your support in our fight against crime! Do you want some coffee?" The director rubbed his hands and asked with a smile.
"Thank you. I prefer to drink silicates, and I have to smoke cigars that contain sulfur, otherwise I will cough."
Picking up the documents, Chu Ge got up and went to the next door to pay the fine.
By the way, get some four shameless guys out. It's not shameful to be arrested. The problem is that the female ticket Nvchang was arrested, and the matter is even more embarrassing!
Ten minutes later, the five walked out of the gate of the police station slowly.
The four of them seem to be in a different life, covering the glare of the sun, and some are not used to the strong light. The prison on Twilight Street is worse than any prison they have stayed in before!
It's okay if the criminals look at them wrongly, and even the police look at them wrongly!
God damn same-sex dating club.
Chu Ge led the four of them to the nearest coffee shop, sat down under an open-air tent, and found out the menu from the waitress.
After reading for a long time, Chu Ge frowned slightly and asked curiously:
"Why no Coke?"
"Sir, we are a coffee shop." The waitress froze with a smile.
"But over there, the milk tea shop sells snail powder-flavored ice cream, but you don't have Coke!?" Chu Ge was shocked.
"We only have coffee here, sir."
"That's five glasses of iced milk with sugar."
Rasu raised his hand in agreement, and looked at his companions, "Hey, I like milk. My mother always said that drinking milk can help you grow taller, and then you can participate in the selection for the basketball team."
Then your mother must have never told you to take less helicopters.
Speaking of whether the netizen’s list for the latest resurrection match has come out, Chu Ge really wants to transform into Optimus Prime and send a few more candidates to the candidate list. Nitrogen acceleration must be arranged!
Heck, remembering the props you guys rode in, I actually got off the plane alive?
"Tell me, why you were arrested this time, and it was charged as a woman ticket. Don't tell me that there is an archaeologist with a blue shirt and a big nose among the customers who were with you at the scene."
Chu Ge leaned back slightly, leaning on the back of the chair, with his eyelids half closed.
You are simply the worst subordinates I have ever led!If it weren't for your class, I would definitely turn this table over.
"Boss, there must be a reason for this." Zhou Tan started to explain.
"Then talk about it."
The four of them suddenly looked at each other in dismay, with inexplicable subtlety in their expressions, and it was Asu who tentatively said in the end:
"The boss, when we wanted to run, an old man in his 70s suddenly jumped off the seventh floor and got up and ran away like a normal person. At that time, we were all frightened."
What an old emperor, a warrior in armor who transforms.
The 70-year-old is as tough as iron. Could it be that the one-finger meditation of Shaolin King Kong is practiced?
"That's right! That's right! You said we're pretty good, but why did we meet such a desperate old guy." Ah Fen nodded frantically.
"I'm so scared that even a junior high school student can't ask for that." Zhou took off his glasses and wiped the sweat from his forehead.
Chu Ge rolled his eyes.
No, I don't think it's outrageous that you majestic black warriors got caught by a bunch of cops.
I don't ask you to follow the overhaul card next door and wear your underwear on your head. I just ask you to say that you are Cao Cao when you are arrested, and don't confess me.
A gentleman like me swears to be sworn to death by gambling and drugs!
"Boss, that old man left behind a postcard when he jumped down. This is definitely evidence!"
Afraid that Chu Ge would not believe it, Ah Fu quickly took out the card he had hidden from his trouser pocket that hadn't been searched, and fermented it all night, the smell on it was a bit strong.
Chu Ge suddenly frowned, pinched his nose, leaned forward slightly and looked over.
On it was a pale old man with white hair, wearing black warrior clothes...with a little short hair.
"Turn over."
"oh oh!"
Ah Fu quickly turned over the postcard, and on the back of the postcard was written in elegant regular script, with four vigorous characters—"Fujia Boxing Gym"
"It's not that the last name is a bad review."
The corner of Ah Fu's mouth twitched slightly, boss, archaeologists are open, of course they can't compare.
You see that person playing with furniture to outsmart him.
"Then let's go visit the old gentleman and buy some gifts."
"Visiting? Why are you visiting?" Lasu rubbed the back of his head in confusion.
"Nonsense, it's okay for you to see that ordinary person jumping from the seventh floor, and maybe we have a banquet, and I will sit at the children's table."
"But what kind of gift do we want to prepare, a whole set of actress photo albums?" Zhou asked wonderingly.
"I think the old man will never refuse to pull a cart of bunny girls. Maybe he will become a martial arts instructor on the spot." Ah Fen seriously suggested.
Lasu was taken aback, "Why can't it be an idol girl group?"
Based on your suggestion, I'd better go to the health care store and buy some protein powder and calcium tablets for the other party. People are getting older and their waists are bad, so I need to supplement more.
The taxi stopped at an old street near the edge of Twilight Street. There were many Chinese-style decorations on both sides of the street. Most of the shops were deserted and even closed.
Chu Ge pushed open the passenger seat door and looked up at the dilapidated boxing gym.
"You shouldn't have come."
An old and deep voice sounded slowly.
An old man stood on the stairs, with three strands of white beard that did not move slightly in the wind. The deep wrinkles on his forehead were like sandstone eroded by wind and sand. His vigorous black military uniform was meticulously arranged. A 'symbol' in black characters on a white background.
The old man looked stern, with a kind of aloof demeanor, and there was a calm and unhurried temperament in every gesture of his hands and feet.
It seems that the world is invincible.
Chu Ge blinked, tilted his head slightly, and then took out his phone to fiddle with the buttons.
"Hey, Chief of Police? I have a suggestion, you guys consider checking the hotel cameras..."
"Hey! You wait!"
How come young people don't talk about martial arts!
Fu Lao went down the mountain like a tiger in an instant, striding over a dozen steps in one step, his fingers bent into claws and snatched Chu Ge's phone.
Fu Lao, who won the mobile phone, looked at the Two-dimensional lock screen wallpaper without a call, and his heart suddenly thumped.
Oops, I met an opponent!
048. Breaking the Fist and Opening the Sky
"This little brother and I hit it off right away. It's almost like we've never known each other! Come in quickly and have a cup of tea. I specially checked Longjing after the rain."
Fu Lao enthusiastically stopped Chu Ge's shoulder and pulled him affectionately into the boxing gym.
Stepping on the hard black basalt floor tiles of the boxing gym, there is a faint damp and musty smell in the air, and broken spider webs fluttering in the wind hang from the corner of the main beam.
It seems that no one has cared for it for a long time, and thin dust can be seen everywhere.
"Young people these days go to the gym to exercise their muscles to attract the same sex. Who still practices martial arts? If you don't have the heart and understanding, you can't practice at all. It's all about flamboyance."
There was a trace of regret and loneliness on Fu Lao's face, and his eyes glanced blankly at the plum blossom stakes, wooden figures, sandbags and other martial arts supplies, like an old man with a sad back.
I think back to the time when I traveled across the oceans to spread the Chinese martial arts culture, so I settled down in Dusk Street.
When he was young, he was young and mad and beat the invincible hands all over Twilight Street. In the middle age, he was so angry that he pressed the head of the gang boss in the fish tank.
"I disagree."
"Why don't you agree."
Chu Ge's expression suddenly became solemn, and he said word by word: "Practicing martial arts is not only for physical fitness, the most important thing is that when you bet with others that his gun has no bullets, you can reason with him when you lose. "
"..."
Fuck, do all of you young people like such exciting things?
Seeing Fu Lao's slightly surprised expression, Chu Ge gently shook his head, "The potential of human beings is beyond imagination, the mentally handicapped brother once killed a tiger with a sliding shovel."
"I don't think it's a problem for me to play as a striker with a slider. Anyway, Vietnam lost, and the Northern Expedition attacked Vietnam. I can do it myself."
The corner of Fu Lao's mouth twitched slightly, hoping that they didn't come to apprentice.
But Chu Ge's next sentence made Fu Lao's heart rise instantly, and his throat was almost blocked.
"Actually, we're here to exchange ideas."
"That... I'm old, and I haven't played against anyone for about ten years."
"It's okay, we are not a decent family, we don't respect the old and love the young."
I think you should talk about it!I was just going to have fun that night, I didn't want to meet you guys who reduce merit, hey!
As soon as the wind blew, Chu Ge noticed the family portrait hanging behind the grand master's chair.
It was a photo of Mr. Fu, in which the middle-aged man was also dressed in a black suit, with a young woman standing beside her, and there was a cute baby in her arms.
Tsk, how did such an ordinary face attract such a beautiful girl?
Chu Ge's eyes narrowed slightly. It turns out that what needs to be guarded is not handsome handsome guys, but those guys with ordinary faces and special identities?
Next time, tell Oni Ying Ninja to collect information about soldiers king, dragon king, military master and the like.
Pay special attention to the wealthy son-in-law!
"My son, why is my granddaughter very beautiful!" Elder Fu was a little smug.
"Very good, remember to remind her to drink more milk."
Chu Ge glanced at the beautiful woman in the photo, and couldn't say no, it was enough to park a Boeing plane.
Hope it doesn't pass on to the kids.
Fu Lao picked up the teapot on the Eight Immortals table and poured Chu Ge a cup of hot tea. The green tea swirled and floated to the bottom.
Sniffing the light new tea fragrance in the air, it really has a bit of the elegance of Longjing after the rain.
"Come on, you probably didn't come here to compete."
Fu Lao took a sip of the teacup, and immediately looked at Ah Fu, Ah Fen, Zhou, and Lasu.
Except for Ah Fu, the other three are absolute laymen, without any trace of exercise on their bodies, and one of them exudes a strong Two-dimensional smell.
He even saw the limited edition peripheral keychain of Pretty Cure.
"Is it possible? We are here to rob." Chu Ge said seriously.
hiss~
"Stop joking around, my heart can't bear it." Fu Lao's mouth twitched.
Chu Ge coughed lightly a few times, put away his playful mood, "Actually, we are here to ask Mr. Fu for advice."
"I have nothing to teach." Fu Lao was taken aback.
"Is it counted as fare evasion by jumping off the seventh floor?"
Fu Lao grabbed Chu Ge's wrist, his eyes were full of light, and he straightened his back in an instant, with a sincere and serious expression.
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