"I was beaten by a stinky bastard yesterday, and now I am seriously injured. I want to help you, but I can't recover..."
"Is there anything I can do for you?"
Gu Jing's tone was sincere.
There was a sinister smile on the corner of Kaiya's mouth, he clenched his fists and hit Gu Jing twice.
"Are you angry? (Wagada?)"
"It's not angry. (Wow, it's okay)"
Gu Jing tried his best to maintain a smile.
Kaia hammered twice again.
"are you angry?"
"Not angry."
Gu Jing's fist gradually hardened.
Kaia punches.
"angry......"
When Gu Jing was about to speak, Kaiya withdrew the punch he was about to strike with lightning speed, and did not give Gu Jing any reason or opportunity to fight back.
Kaiya smiled smugly, and then said: "Forget it, adults don't remember villains, I will help you once."
[Kaya: Happy April Fool's Day! ! ! 】
[Barbara: What! ? 】
[Yura:? ? ? ? 】
[Wendy: What festival is this? 】
[Amber:? ? ? ? 】
【walnut:? ? ? ? 】
[Gan Yu: Hey! ? 】
[Kaya: This is a festival proposed by Gu Jing and I. There are too few interesting festivals here, so we prepared this!Today you can fool anyone with lying pranks! 】
[Barbara: April Fool's Day... is quite interesting, then Kaiya, guess if you will be attacked when you walk at night? 】
[Kaya: Of course not! 】
【Barbara: Guess again? 】
[Kaya: ... This ... this is a deceptive joke, right? 】
[Yura: Hehe. 】
[Amber: Hehe. 】
【Diluc: Hmph...】
[Wendy: Hehe. 】
【Eightfold God Child: (Watching a play)】
[Kaya: This is a joke... right? 】
[Video starts to play...]
on the screen.
One of the debt handlers of the Fools walked up to [Prince] Dadalia and said, "My lord, the thing you unpacked from the treasure chest has been tested. This is a means of transportation like the wings of the wind. The difference is that it consumes less energy and physical strength, is faster, can ride for a long time on the road, and is equipped with an automatic driving function."
"in this way......"
Dadalia touched his chin and said.
"Can it run autonomously? ... Let's call it a [bicycle]."
Just as Dadalia was looking at the gorgeous "bicycle" in front of him with satisfaction, there was a sudden violent knock on the door.
"Qianyan Army! Open the door!"
Before Dadalia could react, the door was violently destroyed.
The leader of the team is one of the seven stars of Liyue, Yuhengxing - Keqing.
I saw Keqing's face was cold, and his eyes were still full of chill.
"Fools, your incident happened, come with us."
Looking at the heavily deployed troops outside the door, Dadalia briefly weighed the combat strength of the two sides in his heart, and then decided to give up the unnecessary resistance.
......
[Gu Jing: @Anastasia, didn't you say that the fools have no conspiracy against other countries? 】
[Dadalia: Fake!all fake! 】
【Keqing: Wow... So the conspiracy against Liyue was directed by Mr. Dadalia...】
[Ning Guang: Hmph. 】
【Drill: I want to see, what kind of conspiracy...】
[Gan Yu: Although Liyue has been at peace for a long time, she has not forgotten her previous martial virtues...]
【Xingqiu: Fools...】
Only seen on the screen.
Yan Fei held a pile of documents, placed them in front of Dadalia who was sitting, and asked.
"The fools are suspected of using the No Taboo Talisman to release the demon god sealed in Liyue, they are suspected of colluding with the Lawrence family to obtain the defense map of Mond City, they are suspected of instigating the war with the rice wife, and they are planning the heart of the gods. The evidence is convincing!"
Dadalia couldn't figure out what went wrong, but the evidence in front of him was all true.
He wasn't too worried about his safety, though.
After all, as a diplomat, he will be fine. They didn't attack the fools directly, so they won't attack them now, so...the problem lies in the compensation.
Dadalia glanced at the people present, and suddenly had an idea in his heart.
Yanfei just said at this time: "Mr. Dadalia, our Liyue is a place where human rights are emphasized. You can ask others to defend you. Of course, Zhidong people can't do it. You must avoid suspicion. In the investigation results... .The best friend you claim is Gu Jing..."
"Humph."
Dadalia sneered, most of the girls here are girls who have been scumbed by Gu Jing in the video, can he admit that Gu Jing is his best friend?
"Gu Jing? That's just what I said casually to increase the success of the plan. I hate people like him the most! It's even disgusting. Now that the plan has been exposed, I don't have to pretend anymore. It's a showdown, Gu Jing is the one I look down on the most..."
Having said that, Dadalia shook his head with a smile.
"I'm sure we'll meet again in the future. Seeing his expression of being fooled by me will also have a special flavor."
"Well... well then..."
Yan Fei had a weird expression, as if she was trying to hold back her laughter, she lowered her head.
"Oh, by the way, because three countries are involved this time, we voted to select a person with a special status as the adjudicator. Don't worry, that person has very close ties with the three countries."
"Who?"
"Gu Jing."
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Sorry, it's been a year.
py a friend's book
62. What kind of bicycle do you want? !
[Wendy: This is embarrassing. 】
[Gu Jing: It turns out that you never regarded me as a friend...you were just using me...]
[Kaya: Gu Jing, do you understand now?Your true best friend is only me! 】
【Bennett: Kaya...You said this...】
[Drill: How courageous!Actually want to unseal the Demon God! 】
[Ningguang: Such a major matter... Although it has not been confirmed, it has to be taken seriously. I also ask the fools and friends of Zhidong to leave Liyue temporarily, and make a decision after Liyue's investigation is completed... 】
【Grandma Ping: Young people always want to do great things...】
[Yae Shenzi: The heart of the god who planned the shadow?sharp! 】
【Ray Movie:...】
[Kujo Shaluo: It turns out to be...]
[Dadalia: Fake! 】
[Dadalia: @古景, big brother, you know me, I'm sure my friendship with you is sincere! 】
[Gu Jing: The video is like this... How do you make me believe you?I also want to believe you, believe that our friendship is true!But I found out...]
[User "Dadalia" sent a red envelope to "Gu Jing". 】
[User "Gu Jing" received a red envelope. 】
[Gu Jing: I found out that you just don't mean what you say!You clearly value the friendship between the two of us so much in your heart, but you want to separate the relationship in the video! 】
【Kaya: Wow, you are really shameless! 】
【Wendy: Divide the red envelope...】
[Walnut: Divide the red envelopes!The business of Xiangshengtang is not good recently...and Zhongli, you are not in Xiangshengtang, why do you still keep records in Xiangshengtang!I have received several bills! 】
[Zhong Li: Thank you, Hall Master. 】
【walnut:? ? ? ? ? ? 】
on the screen.
Dadalia's eyes were dull, and he looked at Gu Jing who was sitting in the upper seat expressionlessly.
"Uh... Gu... Gu Jing..."
"You don't need to say anything!"
Gu Jing smiled.
"Sitting on the sacred position of this ruling, I only ask myself three things."
"First, don't act arrogantly!"
"Second, never miss a single bad thing."
"Third, the absolute justice of the referee is beautiful."
"Don't worry!"
Hearing what Gu Jing said, Dadalia breathed a sigh of relief and relaxed.
Sure enough, those who can be voted out by the three countries are different, and they are still reliable in this kind of business.
So, Dadalia wanted to speak up and say: "I..."
"death penalty!"
Gu Jing dropped the hammer expressionlessly.
Dadalia couldn't hold back.
"I'm going to be executed before I even speak? Didn't I promise not to get angry!"
At this time, Yan Fei walked up to Gu Jing with some embarrassment, and reminded: "They are a diplomatic team, we cannot sentence them to death, and we have already reached an agreement with Zhidong, what we need to do now is to seek compensation."
After Gu Jing heard this, he looked suddenly enlightened.
"Warlock Lei Ying, Warlock Ice Fire and Ladies Hidden Mirror will not be executed."
"Hello!!!!!!"
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