The original gods were exposed, and they all took it seriously

.......

Diona smiled strangely, and said, "Gu Jing, you have a good relationship with Captain Qin recently. I find it strange that you guys are very happy recently, so it's because of Captain Qin... .”

Gu Jing in the picture seemed to realize that something was wrong and wanted to escape, but Diona grabbed his arm.

Diona she.......she!She kissed it!

[Diona:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

【Kaya: What kind of development is this?What is this development?What is this development? 】

[Walnut: It's even more exciting hehehe. 】

[Zhongli: @胡桃, children should not watch this kind of stuff. 】

【Ke Li: Wow, what is this......】

[Qin: @可利, don’t watch! ! ! 】

[Yura:? ? ? ? 】

[Amber:? ? ? ? ? 】

【Barbara: This, this, this...】

In the tavern, Diona was surrounded by low air pressure, her face was frighteningly cold, and she glanced at Gu Jing with sharp eyes like blades.

Gu Jing lowered his head in silence.

.......

In the video.

"She did it!"

Yura and Umber were dumbfounded.

"It's really Diona! It's easy to do what we can't do. It makes people excited and convincing!"

【Yura: No, no, this, this, this....】

【Amber: Ahhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[Kaya: Hahahahahahahaha! ! ! ! ! ! 】

.......

In the video, after Diona finished kissing, she looked at Gu Jing proudly and said, "Have you kissed Captain Qin before? Haven't you? Your first kiss wasn't with Captain Qin! Ko no Dio nada!"

[Qin; there is an inexplicable feeling. 】

[Kaya: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[Dulaf: @古景, what did you do to my daughter? 】

[Hu Tao: I knew that Gu Jing's video would never let me down. 】

[Passerby A: One thing to say, one thing to say, indeed. 】

[Wendy: I ​​can't complain. 】

【Diona: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! ! 】

In the tavern, holding a kitchen knife in her hand, Diona came to Gu Jing with her head down and a gloomy face.

"Are you ready to die?"

"Diona, the video hasn't finished playing yet, wait a minute, what if there is a reversal?"

Gu Jing's hairs stood on end, why is this video so neat! ! !

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8. Gu Men

With a cold snort, Diona decided to keep Gu Jing alive for the time being, and continued to watch the video on the screen.

In the picture, Gu Jing was obviously in a daze after being kissed, and was pushed down into the muddy puddle on the ground.

"Humph."

Diona smiled smugly.

But the next moment, Yula and Amber's cries woke up Diona from her complacency.

"Gu Jing! This guy... is actually washing his mouth with muddy water!!!"

"what!!!"

Diona looked over quickly, only to see the resolute Gu Jing washing his mouth with muddy water! ! !

"This guy!!!"

Diona was angry.

"Is this guy saying that my mouth is dirtier than the muddy water on the ground!?"

.......

[The playback of this video ends here. 】

......

【Kaya: Three days have passed, and Gu Jing hasn't shown up yet. Is it possible to say that sentence at this time, that today next year will be your death day? 】

[Wendy: Can we have dinner? 】

[Diluque: Don't just pick up vegetables, drink some wine from my house. 】

【Qin: He won't really die...】

【Yura: Hmm.......It's not impossible.......】

【Amber: Woo......】

【Kaya: Our Gu in heaven.May people honor your name as Lover.May all your inheritance be given to me, may your last wish be given to others, and the food and drink for life, be given to me today.Forgive my debts of money to you, as you forgive others their debts of love.Save us from singleness.Because scumbag, love saint, and little boy are all your titles, forever.Gu Men! 】

[Bennett: Gu Men! 】

[Gu Jing: Kaya, do you deserve a beating, and Bennett, why are you joining in the fun, you were not such a person before...]

【Kaya: Praying really works!Apparition!look!The corpse is talking! ! ! 】

[Gu Jing: What you said is wrong. I think this spaghetti should be mixed with No. 42 concrete, because the length of this screw can easily directly affect the torque of the excavator, you know?When you smash it in, it will produce a large amount of high-energy protein in an instant, commonly known as UFO, which will seriously affect the development of the economy, and even cause certain nuclear pollution to this Tiwatt and this charger, you know? 】

[Gu Jing: Besides, according to the Pythagorean theorem, you can easily judge that the artificially raised Totiao English Chicken can capture wild trigonometric functions, so whether the cut surface of the Qiuqiu people is radioactive Ah, whether the nth power of the abyss mage contains sediment does not affect the meeting of Wal-Mart and Wellcome in Antarctica. 】

【Kaya: Can you speak human language? 】

[Gu Jing: You were the one who didn't speak human words first! 】

[Kaya: Let's not talk about this, Gu Jing, how on earth did you manage to step on so many boats?Can you teach me a little bit, I will learn a simple way to make girls fall in love with me as soon as they meet...]

[Gu Jing: What are you thinking dasabi, how can there be a way for a girl to fall in love with someone as soon as they meet?And if there is, why don't I use it myself?Hey.......hiss......wait a minute.......I'll download first......】

[Kaya:? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[Bennett:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[Wendy:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[Zhongli:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[Qin:? ? ? ? ? ? 】

【Yura: This grudge, I wrote it down. 】

Countless question marks from countless individuals are omitted below.

[Kaya: Hurry up and arrest Gu Jing...don't let him mess around! 】

[Walnut: Wow!Although, the scene of Gu Jing washing his mouth in muddy water just now, has an inexplicably handsome feeling! ! ! 】

【Ying: You are right. 】

[Arataki Ichidou: Cut, I have no experience.My uncle, I will definitely not be defeated so easily! 】

[Walnut: Huh?Who are you? 】

【Arataki Ichidou: Hmph!This uncle is the eldest brother of Inazuma's No. [-] gang, Ararataki faction! 】

[Gu Jing: Hey, isn't this Brother Douzi?long time no see! 】

[Kaya: You... know each other? 】

[Gu Jing: When I was hanging out with Brother Dou, I was hungry for nine meals a day. On those days, oh...]

[Jiujo Shaluo: I hang out with Brother Dou and go hungry nine times a day.Good sentence, good sentence! 】

[Huang Long Yidou: @古景, you are a XX, remember what I said!I'll scold you on Daozuma Street, and I'll wait for you here, come on, Zhuoye, give him the whole job!neglect! ! ! 】

[Arataki One Dou: @九条萨罗, and you, Jiu Tiao Tengu, you have the ability to speak out, you have the ability to come out and fight!how?Have the ability to speak, but not the ability to fight?hateful!Just wait, soon, the fact that you dare not challenge will appear on every message board of Daozuma! 】

[Arataki Yidou: @九条萨罗, you come out, you have the ability to accept my God's Eye, don't you have a list to fight with me?Nine Tengus!Nine turtles! 】

[Gu Jing:? ? ? @野泪一斗, your God's Eye is gone?Didn't I tell you to be careful? 】

[Arataki Ichito: I am XXXXX, XXX, XX]

Ugh.

Gu Jing didn't even want to look at it.

This swearing is not even counted as incoherent speech.

[Gu Jing: This fight is inferior. 】

[Kaya: That's right, not brave at all. 】

[Gu Jing: So?Are you brave? 】

[Kaya: Just kidding, I'm super brave! 】

Perhaps because of the broken defense of being scolded by the title of nine turtles, Jiutiao Shaluo finally came out and said.

【"My lord general's eternity is everything that we, the Heavenly Leaders, want to maintain!"】

【"No matter what new things appear, if they are not beneficial to the general's eternity, they don't need to exist!"】

【Arataki Ichito: You XXXXXX...】

[Gu Jing: Your level of swearing is not good. In my hometown of Zuan, you can't even resist the first wave. 】

[Huanglong Yidou: @古景, you come to Dao Wife, I have your delicious juice to eat! 】

[Video playback starts. 】

In the picture, it is Gu Jing going to Dao's wife.

【Kaya: Are you really going?Are you really going?Could it be that Daozuma also has someone he likes?No, no, no, no?It can't be such a coincidence, can it? 】

[Gu Jing:? 】

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9. Brothers, take office!

At this time, Dao's wife is in the state of lockdown. It can be seen that in the video, Gu Jing entered Dao's wife as an official of Dao's wife.

Lock the country....... Lock the country......

What is this absurd scene like?

[Arataki Yidou: Originally, you came here in the video. Under normal circumstances, my uncle would definitely fight with you. Are you calling for reinforcements if you can't fight?Go directly to that guy Kujo? ? ? 】

[Hu Tao: Why is Brother Douzi so angry? 】

[Gu Jing: This starts with the "Eye Hunting Order".As we all know, the existence of the "God's Eye" is because people always lament their own powerlessness when faced with situations beyond their control.However, in the steepest position of life, when the mortal's desire reaches the extreme, it will attract the sight of the gods and form an external magic organ that can guide the power of elements - the eye of god. 】

【Ying: So that’s how it is......】