[Gu Jing:? ? ? ? ? ? 】
[Kaya: Brother Jing, you have curly hair, does Brother Jing also have curly hair? 】
[Gu Jing:? ? ? ? ? ? 】
[Wendy: Brother Jing, you cut your hair, will Brother Jing also cut your hair? 】
[Gu Jing: If you continue talking, you will be banned!You are too dirty, really too dirty.I'm ashamed to say you, dirty!Just one word, dirty!Don't talk about your hair anymore. I'll wear a hat, right? 】
【Kaya: Brother Jing, you usually wear a hat. Does Brother Jing usually wear a hat?Or do you only wear hats at critical moments? 】
[Gu Jing: Security?Where is the security guard! ?security guard!Come out and ban everyone! 】
[Gu Jing: Please stop talking, everyone, I know that you all possess great skills and supernatural powers, I won't wear a hat anymore, and I won't talk about hair.You just think that I am so small that I can’t see it, so I don’t exist, you know? 】
[Wendy: Brother Jing, you are young, so is Brother Jing? 】
[Gu Jing: @Wendy, you are dead this time! 】
[Hu Tao: Don't be silly! 】
【Kaya: Stop being silly. @古景, hurry up and get treated, there are so many people chasing and killing you, alas, the pores on your face are getting thicker, this is a sign of impending death...... Fill in by the insurance beneficiary Me? 】
[Gu Jing: Yes, my pores are thick, everywhere.You are fine, everything is fine. 】
[Kaya:? 】
[Kaya: We need to have a good chat about this issue! 】
12. Transition
As we all know, Brother Kaizi has a very poisonous mouth.
Although the image of this usually humorous True Monarch Ningbingduhai is rather tough, his mouth is still very poisonous.
Brother Kaizi's mouth is definitely like the position of a tank in an online game. It will be ridiculed every day to attract the enemy's hatred.
This is well known.
But, unfortunately, he met Gu Jing.
[Gu Jing: @凯亚, have you studied relativity?Thickness is also relative, for example, mine is thick and yours is thin. 】
[Wendy: @古景, you understand the theory of relativity. 】
[Hu Tao: @Wendy, you know how to reply. 】
[Ying: @胡桃, you know how to reply. 】
【Bennett: @麻, you are......】
.......
Tivat Continent.
The reputation of "City of Liberty" has spread throughout the entire continent of Mond City. On the cast statue of the Seven Heavens, a small green figure is sitting quietly.
Beside him, there was still a lot of apple stuffing.
After taking a sip, Wendy, or Barbatos, looked down at the fine wine in Mond City and said comfortably.
"Hey, I really thank Gu Jing for the red envelope this time, Barbatos, but it's been a long time since I drank so refreshingly."
Wendy's tone was a bit helpless. Although apple brew could not be called a peerless wine, it was enough to satisfy a few sips.
I don't know why, at a certain time, an unknown person surnamed Gu spread a gossip that the three gods combined couldn't make a Mora, and they were all poor ghosts.
This kind of false and untrue news makes people feel ridiculous.
Because of a certain sense of absurdity, this gossip was considered a good joke, so it was also able to spread on the Tivat continent.
As for the accuracy of the news, everyone knows it well.
It must be fake!
How could the three gods not be able to make up one Mora! ?
Simply ridiculous!
Because it is too false, it makes people feel funny. Everyone who has heard the news will unconsciously grin and laugh at the provider of the news, and then sneer, saying, "Now the news can be sent out without verification." Is it?" "Fake news!" and the like.
.......
In Mond Cathedral.
Devout nun Barbara is praying to Barbatos, the wind god.
"Master Barbatos, the great wind god, may you protect Mond, and let the people of Mond keep smiling. Great wind god..."
"Oh, right!"
Barbara seemed to have thought of something, and quickly prayed devoutly again.
"I hope Lord Wind God Barbatos will drive Wendy, the bard who discredited you, to another city!"
Ugh.
At this time, Barbara was still very respectful and devout to Barbatos, the god of wind, and her belief was indestructible.
Unless the gods and characters she believed in collapsed.
But how is that possible?
Barbara felt that such a thing could never happen in her life.
It's funny just thinking about it.
As we all know, Lord Barbatos, the wind god, loves freedom, has high moral character, and regards money as dung.
If the human design collapsed, could it be said that Barbatos, the god of wind, would be a person who regards money as his life, is addicted to alcohol, fishes all day long, and has no integrity?
how can that be!
You thought Barbatos was Wendy!
......
The Knights of the West Wind.
Captain Qin was busy with another day's affairs, taking care of Mond's giant baby.
After finishing the work at hand, Qin, who felt a little tired, stretched her waist, showing a proud arc.
At this time, her calm eyes suddenly turned to the corner of the desktop, where there was a document that recorded what Gu Jing did after he came to Mond. It was very detailed and was sorted out by a certain librarian.
What a certain librarian said, first let her see if this guy can do it......
Really, it's inexplicable, and I don't know what it means to say these words.
For some reason, Qin's originally calm heart suddenly felt disturbed.
Is it because you have been working too much lately?
In the past, Gu Jing could be recruited as a strong labor force, but now, the rumors about Gu Jing spread faster than light......
If the two are still in the same room, and she and Gu Jing are still husband and wife in the video that is said to be an image of the future.
Thinking of this, she became angry.
Even though they are husband and wife in the future, they still go to provoke her sister!
Jean and Barbara are sisters, even though they have different last names.
Their mother is Frederica Gunnhild, the eldest daughter of one of the three nobles of Mond, and their father is Simon Page, a well-known adventurer on the mainland, who lives in Mond Later, he became the bishop of the West Wind Church and was given the nickname "Cardinal of Dawn".
Later, when Jean and Barbara were young, their parents fell out, and Simon took Barbara away from Jean and Frederica, and Barbara also changed her surname to Page, and now her full name is Barbara Page.
Simon Page went on an expedition with Grand Master Falga, and Frederica's situation is unknown now.
Although when they were young, one lived with their father and the other lived with their mother, but the relationship between the two did not become unfamiliar.
Barbara is Qin's very important sister, and occupies a large place in Qin's heart.
But! ! !
Gu Jing unexpectedly...
Thinking of the picture of Barbara wearing her pajamas with Gu Jing, Qin's teeth itch with hatred.
For some reason, thinking of this scene has a double pain.
After all, in the video, for the first time, she has a close husband and a lovely younger sister. The two joys overlap each other, and this double joy brings more and more joy, which should have been Had a fantastic time of happiness.
However, why did it become like this...
......
Dawn Winery.
Diluc's eyes were cloudy and uncertain.
He's been analyzing it since the first video started playing.
I thought it was Gu Jing who made it, but now it looks like it might not be.
The video played may be the future of anyone......
In Tivat Continent, everyone has their own role and what they want to do, whether it is Mond, Liyue, Daozuma, Sumeru, Fontaine......
Every country and everyone is like this, playing their own role every day.
But secretly, maybe everyone has a secret...
If these secrets are revealed....
It might cause quite a commotion.
Even he has a legend of the night hero.......
13. When Keli is hungry, she will find garbage to eat by herself
A peaceful day passes, maybe it is an ordinary day for some people, but it is a special day for others.
However, just as people were about to start their day's work, that voice sounded again throughout the Tivat continent.
【A new round of video starts to play...】
[Kaya: I don't know who the protagonist of the new movie is. 】
[Gu Jing: I'm looking forward to it...]
[Ying: Wow!It's amazing that this thing is out again... We're almost at Mond!Last time I opened a lot of Mora from my treasure chest!Finally able to spend well! 】
[Paimon: Good! ! ! 】
[Wendy: Can Mora be opened from the treasure chest? 】
【Wendy: Please let me be the protagonist. 】
[Arataki Ichidou: I should let the uncle go first!So many times, there is no sign of my uncle!snort! 】
[Zhe Ping: Although I have experienced it many times, every time I experience it, I still can't help but sigh, this is really a miracle! 】
[Liben: Well....... Originally, I came to Mond City just to do some business...... I didn't expect to encounter such a miraculous thing, and stayed for several days... ...]
[Hu Tao: There are so many people this time? @everybody!Listen up! ! !Everyone, take a look, take a look, order a coffin now, buy one get one free!Buy a set of coffins, get one for you! 】
[Walnut: There is also a ghost house to provide!What we are doing here in Xiangshengtang is a noble community, with the wind and water, the CBD on the ground, and the garden behind the life. The average price is only [-] yuan, and it is worth collecting for a lifetime!House prices are rising all over Tivat, isn't it?Do you have? 】
[Walnut: There is definitely room for appreciation, let me tell you!Every home is shaded!Rare sunny mansion, double-bath living room structure, duplex design (downstairs), plus luxurious decoration, Xiangshengtang also provides [-]-year-old send-off service, one water black!All you need is the atmosphere!Absolutely solemn and solemn, and absolutely imposing like a rainbow! 】
[Walnut: Set up a mourning hall, send paper money, and provide one-stop funeral services.Do you have?Do you have?Such a good service, I work here every day, I can't wait to get a set for myself! 】
[Hu Tao: At the end, there is also an exclusive farewell poem for the hall master!Daqiuqiu is sick Erqiuqiu look......】
[Video starts to play...]
[Gu Jing: Play it fast!Can't help it! 】
[Kaya: @古景, you pay attention, don't be so unrestrained, there are children here, what is fast broadcasting, what can't help it, alas, you are really......]
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