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Everything went smoothly, the task should be completed by now, but the notification of task completion did not come as Si You expected.

"Did I miss it again?"

If the problem of faith has been solved, then the other part of the task is to solve the crisis of the small town. Has the crisis of the small town not been resolved?

"That is to say, in the end, Karin's situation is really not right!"

At least on the surface it was resolved, Si You thought quickly, that is to say, there is still a potential crisis in the town.

At this time, a flaxen-haired woman with a princess hairstyle quickly walked past the shadow where Si You was. This hairstyle... Hiss!Suddenly, he thought of a possibility.

"Karin, you won't play the sub-president's routine for me, will you? Is the nightmare Akihiko Kayaba or Sugo?"

Volume 29 Introductory Volume: Chapter 29 Chapter [-] This goddess is abnormal!

"It doesn't smell..."

Si You searched every corner hard, and Karin seemed to have evaporated from the world.

It stands to reason that children should appear in class during this period of time, but after Si You went to the school in his dream, he found that all the students and teachers had just woken up, except for Karin.

The vacant seat by the window in the back row of a certain classroom is probably Karin's.

So where did this kid go?

Even if it's a routine like Ya Zong being trapped in a virtual world, he must have a real body, right?Realistic body nightmares must have been tampered with, right?There must be a smell after the hands and feet have been done, right?

According to this logic, Si You's final result is nothing.

"Meow meow, if you come up with something, just do it for me! You can't play reasoning!!"

Si You slapped to death a mouse that was sprinting past in the shadow of the alley.

"Crack!"

I feel better.

Think calmly, if you are a nightmare...

I'm sorry, Si You scratched his head, and didn't feel that he got any inspiration by substituting it in. Sure enough, criminal psychology and the like still need talent...

The more clueless you are, the easier it is for your thinking to be interrupted. There is no guarantee that this will be the case for others. Si You is such a person who likes to wander and diverge his thoughts.

For example now.

"It seems that there is no quest guide elf in this role-playing quest?"

Si You discovered a blind spot, shouldn't there be a mission for every mission, shouldn't cats have mission guidance?When can a cat stand up?Shaking and cold!

Looking through the memories in his mind, Si You tried to find something helpful to the current situation, but unfortunately, although the wild spirit is a god in a certain sense, it is an animal after all. Compared with the previous Nora Mage is really not rich, knowledge is more about experience and instinct.

"Is that why my mission is gone?"

Si You has no way of knowing how the task failure is judged, but only knows that one cannot reveal its flaws. It seems that the system has never said how to give up the task and the penalty for failure.

Follow the flow of missions to resolve crises and build faith.If the failure is reversed, it means that the unresolved crisis means the end of the town, and the belief has not been established, er, this has no effect.

But often the unknown is the scary thing. If the system doesn't make it clear, then there may be a pitfall.

As an advocate of obscene development, Si You firmly stated that he did not want to fail.

"Hmm...? What is this?"

Si You discovered a strange knowledge in his memory.

This is related to the myths and legends of the talent "Moon Realm", a story about seeking help from the Moon Goddess.

Although this seems to be a story of inheritance, creating a compelling background... But this story is a bit too detailed?

This memory is just placed there, as if there is a gap between the wild spirit itself, Si You has no sense of familiarity when flipping through other memories, as if it was artificially added.

It is artificially added, which is intriguing.Si You read the story carefully. The story described in detail how the black cat won the favor of the Moon Goddess, how it acted like a baby to get help when encountering difficulties and dangers, and finally became a brilliant life of a cute pet.

There's even a bonus set of "meow meow meow" eerie tones for the last verse.

"Let me make a bold guess. System, you can get the goddess out and give me a platform, or the goddess is the mission guide elf?"

In the past, he might have been a member of Taobao.com, but it is not impossible to have a system in this world. After all, such a large "Watcher" organization was created out of thin air.

The giant beast from before, Harold, be bold, the goddess of the coming month is not unacceptable.

"I'm still too conservative! With a system, I don't let myself go."

Si You sighed, following the direction of the memory in his mouth, the weird tone of "meow meow meow" came out directly.

Nothing happened.

"I was fooled?"

Si You patted his ear with a meat pad: "Is it really boring to play a useless story, does it look compelling?"

Or is the method useless?Si You thought about it carefully, and according to the experience of web articles, the most common prerequisites for opening something are as follows: [-]. A drop of blood; [-]. Injecting some kind of energy;

The old man (the system) ignored him, there was nowhere to drip the blood, so there was only an energy path, Si You's body instantly lit up with runes, silver light spread all over his body and finally gathered in his throat, and strange sound waves came out , similar to infrasound waves, which cannot be heard by the ear.

"Looks like you're heading in the right direction?"

"Meow meow meow!"

Si You's cheerful "silent" howl seemed to be letting himself go in a soundproof KTV.

Just after a while, a soft female voice came to Si You's mind.

"Stop calling me baby, who bullied you?"

"vomit……"

As a former steel straight man and now a steel straight cat, Si You expressed strong psychological discomfort to this little baby.

The system really has you, does it really have the goddess of the moon?

Anyway, give the goddess a face,

"Hey, I was bullied by Nightmare, I can't find him!"

"You are not my cat!"

"?"

"My cat is not so soft at all!"

"..."

This is not the same as the story given by the system, so I have to improvise.Si You took a deep breath, don't be soft?That would be great!

"Just say whether you can help me or not! I'm bored and don't want to work hard!"

"Well... I feel a little bit! Come again!"

Something doesn't feel right?

"Would you like to help the horse-riding gang! Smelly woman! Don't waste my time, you beep-beep-!"

"That's right! That's it! Ah~! Help! Help! My little baby is so fierce! Hehehehehehehe..."

"???"

Is there something wrong with you goddess?Why do you look mentally retarded?What's the matter with the bunch of idiotic laughs in the back!Are you there?

A white beam of light descended from the sky, and a huge pink gift box painted with a heart appeared in front of Si You.

"what is this?"

"This is what the little one wants!"

"Oh."

"Give me a meow~!"

"Get rolling! Get on the horse and get rolling!"

"Hey hey...then I'm leaving!"

It's like the radio has lost its signal, and there are noisy snowflakes coming from the opposite side.

I always feel that something strange has been messed with, Si You looks disgusted, maybe it was acting before, but now it's sincere...

Carefully unwrap the gift box, in case the mentally handicapped goddess comes with a bundled surprise.

"I……"

Holding her breath in her chest, the goddess herself didn't have a bundle of surprises, but Karin was being bundled into a rice dumpling, and on the other side was a nightmare.

No matter how you look at it, it looks like...

like what?He has a professional term called tortoise shell binding!

How did this work? !a little boy? !The image of the goddess plummeted.

Karin obviously woke up, and when he saw Si You stretching his head to watch, he shouted happily: "Cat God, Cat God! We meet again! Help me untie this monster, I'm tied up so tightly, It hurts so much!"

Oh, it turned out that it was tied by Nightmare, I almost thought that the goddess was really a pervert.

Si You let out a long breath, the system is still normal, as for that weird "hehehe", let it go with the wind!

"Before I pack everything up, I have to find out, how did you hide it from me? Mister Nightmare?"

"Help me untie it!"

"I know, I know!"

Si You rolled his eyes (cat's eyes), didn't you see that he was summing up after the battle, so children just don't have eyesight!

The first volume: Chapter 30 Chapter 30 I choose to change or become a cat

"You don't know why your breath can be hidden better? Are you mutated?"

"You mean to say, you've taken a fancy to this kid?"

"You promise to fight for it in the normal way of human beings in the future?"

"Gender sense?"

"But……"

But with all due respect, you yourself are a nightmare!Sexless nightmare!Even you're just an emoji so far aren't you?Si You's expression was complicated. In his previous life, he once sang that Fa Hai didn't understand love, and Si You didn't quite understand it now either.

Things like feelings... Harmful!

The system's mission completion reminder rang in his ears. Although Nightmare was only a verbal guarantee, generally speaking, the enemy's guarantee was as worthless as the weeds on the roadside, but since the system reminded that it was completed, there was nothing to say.

After patting the cat's leg, Si You let out a long sigh. The strong anticlimactic feeling of this mission made Si You extremely uncomfortable.There isn't even a side quest, it looks like it's just for transition.

After hastily saying goodbye to the sullen-looking Karin and the nightmare who was wrapped around Karin like a pet, Si You disappeared around the corner of the street.

……

"Bang!"

Throwing the thick report on the desk, the President of the Eagle Country is very angry now. He almost stands on the chair, his face is red, and his hands are opening and closing excitedly.

"Now the whole world is watching our joke!"

"Do you understand?"

"When have we been sanctioned? What I want is now, immediately, let Xia Guo come to negotiate with us with the information of that damn spaceship! Our fighter plane has been shot down! Do you understand?"

I understand, but what's the use of telling me about it?The Director of the Eagle National Security Bureau and the Director of the Intelligence Bureau wiped the saliva on their faces at the same time.

"Mr. President, the situation is that we are suppressed, IMHO."

"The members of the so-called Watchmen are like the superheroes in our Eagle Country movie!"

Keve Johnson, the director of the intelligence agency, spread his hands. He couldn't beat a fighter plane, let alone a single soldier. You want to talk about nuclear weapons?Is it going to start a world war?

"And what about our superhero?"

"us?"

Cave and Security Bureau Director Robert Sheed exchanged glances, and a hint of helplessness flashed in their eyes at the same time.

"Your Excellency, we don't have this kind of superhero, after all, this isn't a movie, is it?"

"Not a movie? But now the movie has appeared!"