"Shut up, you sand sculpture rabbit!".
Chapter 870 Eight Sand Sculpture Rabbits Are Not Stupid (5 More)
"Let's not talk about dumb things..., no, we don't talk about schizophrenia!
Good boy, please remember this uncle, this uncle is your sister, and will not change because of her status, you understand?
You guy, you are obviously here to run the Lion King City, and you actually told me to continue to study various human behavior patterns, so that you can give the Yaozu a long-term development plan!
Can't you just calm down, little guy?
You are not a rabbit!
You should eat grass every day, jump up and down, then go to bed, and be a rabbit happily, isn’t it? " Zhao Ling said incoherently.
"not good!"
The rabbit sighed obediently, patted Zhao Ling's wrist, and said with a serious face: "Little rabbit, you know that our rabbit family basically belongs to the bottom among vegetarian animals!
We are naturally timid and weak!
You will die if you drink too much water, you will die if you take a bath, you will die if you are scared, neither tall nor prominent!
Even the innate supernatural powers are just kicking the legs!
In terms of natural wisdom, we are no match for foxes, weasels, or even mice!
Compared with poison, we don't have it!
Stronger than the body, we still don't have it!
The only thing we have is fast reproduction, which cannot be said to be an absolute advantage. The 940 mice are no worse than us, and even stronger!
As a beast, it's nothing more than a muddleheaded one!
But as monsters, we rabbits must live up to expectations!
Now I have a rabbit like me, and there will be more rabbits like me in the future!
Sooner or later, my rabbit clan will sit in a high position with my ability, so that no race in the monster clan can look down on us anymore! "
Zhao Ling's expression froze...
What's the matter with this sand sculpture rabbit, how can it have such ideals, such profound thoughts?
In the silence of each other, Tuguaiguai suddenly said: "Sister, actually..., Tuguaiguai, I know who you are!"
"What do you mean?" Zhao Ling asked strangely.
"There are some things that Rabbit doesn't want to say out loud, does my sister want Rabbit to say it obediently?
Although my mother has always said that I can't speak and I always need to be beaten when I speak, my mother does not deny that the rabbit is a rabbit with great wisdom!
At least, Rabbit is very good at science, and his logical thinking is very clear!
Sister, do you know that dumb hair may really represent majesty, for example, the guardian dragon god also has dumb hair! "
Zhao Ling suddenly froze (bifa)...
It turns out that the rabbit who talks so funny always makes people want to beat her up, darling, really know...
However, Zhao Ling thought about it carefully, indeed!
The rabbit is not stupid, nor is it stupid, it's just a bit of a trait that needs to be beaten!
This is the first time I saw Rabbit Be Good, even though it is in adult form, it looks different from the external dragon god form.
However, she resurrected her parents herself!
Later, when those people were being executed, Zhao Ling told the director that the rabbit is good!
At that time, Rabbit was studying in a human school, so the higher-ups must have looked for her!
No matter what he said, even if he didn't mention himself, as long as the rabbit is obedient and not stupid, and the gossip and some of his own inferences are added, he will understand that the adult form of himself is actually the guardian dragon god.
Well, even though Rabbit Guaiguai has never seen him in his current child form, he probably didn't expect it at first.
However, after getting along for two days, I'm afraid they have already noticed the similarities with the rabbit's obedient or Yaozu's instinct to distinguish other individuals by their breath.
In addition, Zhao Ling's hair is dull on the top of his head, and no matter how his height changes, the length and volume of Zhao Ling's hair actually remain the same!
It's nothing more than a little loli mentality with hair reaching the knees, while the hair reaches the hips in the fourteen or fifteen years old, and the hair reaches the waist in the adult form. These are all brought about by the height change.
These are all kinds of things, so it is normal for the rabbit to judge his identity obediently.
"So, the little rabbit from the old rabbit's house, you little bastard, you are a very deceptive person, who did you learn from?"
Zhao Ling pinched the rabbit's obedient little face and shook it from side to side.
The rabbit is like a plush toy, being ravaged by Zhao Lingke vigorously.
"Hey, why are you crying, little thing?
Hey, hey, good rabbit, sand sculpture rabbit, what do you mean?
Did your sister hurt you?
Hey, sorry!
Be good, don't cry for me, okay? "
This little guy, crying really makes people feel distressed, Zhao Ling hurriedly hugged the rabbit obediently in his arms and coaxed him up...
"You, you, it's really..., woohoo..., don't kill me, I'm still young...
No, my meat is not tasty, really, I am an old rabbit! "
Zhao Ling froze again, she seemed to have been fooled again!
That's right, the little thing like Rabbit, even if she guessed something, she couldn't believe it!
In the end, he was directly exposed!
"Sand sculpture rabbit! Do you know, cut your intestines open, put it on a stick, then roast it over fire, sprinkle with pepper and cumin, and then brush it with a layer of sesame oil!
The older your meat is, the more fragrant, chewy and delicious it is! "Zhao Ling gritted his teeth.
"really?"
Rabbit, who was still crying, stopped crying instantly, and stared blankly at Zhao Ling.
Just when Zhao Ling was thinking about what happened to Tuguaiguai, Tuguaiguai went on to say: "According to science, roasting or steaming with a high fire for a sufficient time can indeed greatly destroy the meat cells, making even the old meat It will also break down!
And if you bake it, it will become crispy!
If it is steamed, it will become soft and even rotten!
However, no matter what, it has nothing to do with chewiness!
To be al dente, it needs to be either dry or just cooked, no al dente at any other time! "
"I……"
Zhao Ling felt a tightness in his chest, and then he became ill, and took the rabbit obediently, stepped into the door, and asked: "Where is your kitchen, I will use you to try it, whether it is chewy or not!
You are a rabbit spirit, you actually talk about science, you are unscientific, don't you know? "
"No, this rabbit is also scientific. Everything can be explained by science. It can't be explained now, but science has not been explored clearly. Once scientific exploration is clear, everything can be explained by science!
Sister, how about we try it? "
"Okay, my uncle is about to roast you, and you can taste it yourself when the time comes!
Tell me, are you going to sacrifice one leg, or all four together! "
"Sister, the rabbit just thinks, why don't we roast the lion next to No. [-], it wants to eat this rabbit, it is old enough, it will definitely be crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, sprinkle with cumin and pepper, it must be..."
The voice gradually disappeared, which proved that Zhao Ling carried the rabbit and walked away obediently...
Chapter 870 IX My Rabbit is Really Unwilling! (1 more)
"Hey, Sand Sculpture Rabbit, are your parents not here?" Zhao Ling asked.
The rabbit obediently followed Zhao Ling, shook his head and said: "This is the Prince's Mansion, they cannot come here!
Within the Yaozu, besides the race, the bloodline is the most important thing!
Look at the race first, then the bloodline!
I'm a special case, you should know the reason sister! "
Zhao Ling nodded, expressing understanding!
The Yaozu really valued the bloodlines, and in fact the human races also valued the bloodlines, otherwise there would be no concept of a right family.
It's just because the blood of the human race is fundamentally different from the blood of the monster race, so the human race pays more attention to the right family, and only the blood is valued for the succession of the family.
The blood of the monster clan is the blood of the eight meridians, because the monster clan can inherit the blood, and what is born from a monster must be a monster, and what is born from a divine beast must be a divine beast.
In fact, the same is true for people. Immortals must be immortals!
The rabbit can live here, obviously because of her relationship with Zhao Ling's guardian dragon god.
It's no wonder that Rabbit Boy wants to improve the status of the Rabbit Monster Clan with his own efforts.
After stroking the rabbit's obedient head, Zhao Ling expressed silent support!
In this world, apart from her, I am afraid that every living being is more or less fighting, and there is only her, who does not want to, but is forced to embark on the path of collecting truth.
"Speaking of which, the lion king of your monster clan is the current emperor of the monster clan?" Zhao Ling asked curiously.
"correct!"
Rabbit nodded obediently, serious, and said with a serious face: "Among the entire monster clan, at least among the monster clan within animals, it is recognized that the most powerful are the ligers and tigers!
In general, male lions are more domineering, so male lions are born kings!
If there are still some animals that can deal with lions before becoming demons, then after becoming demons, at least no animal in the same realm can deal with lions!
Even a tiger is not so close!
Because lions live in groups, while tigers generally live alone!
One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless one male and one female, this is not a joke, the tiger is weak here!
In fact, this Lion King City can be regarded as the imperial city of our demon clan!
However, it cannot be said to be a serious imperial city, it should be regarded as the first big city of enlightenment!
Because in fact, the entire monster race is more repellent to the human race, so except for some commodities produced by humans, basically no human race was used in the construction of the entire Lion King City, so it was made like this! "
"Didn't the messy things in your rabbit house come from the human race? Even the appearance of your rabbit house must have been learned from the human race!" Zhao Ling asked strangely.
"That's right, there are indeed many human things on this noble street, including buildings!
This can be regarded as a realistic version that only state officials are allowed to set fires, but the common people are not allowed to light lamps!
According to the duplicity of the Lion King, we have to learn from human beings, and then weed out the old to bring forth the new to create a sustainable development path suitable for our monster race!
We must learn from humans now, but we cannot rely on humans for everything!
In fact, the low-level monster races, except for the few races that are naturally closer to humans, the other monster races naturally reject humans, and they are completely different from human life habits, so except for this noble street, other streets are relatively messy!
The Lion King is a very capable monster. Under his leadership, although we have a big gap compared with the city of the human race, this is all made by us one by one, full of our own achievements and achievements. pride! "
"It's not my race, its heart must be different!" Zhao Ling muttered.
"Yes, yes, that's it!
Among human beings, there is also discrimination against race, country, region, a certain family, and a certain person, from big to small!
Among the Yaozu, it's actually the same!
Carnivores look down on herbivores, solitary ones look down on gregarious ones, herbivores look down on grass-eating ones, and each race is actually pretty much the same within itself!
But in this Lion King City, it is okay in this respect, otherwise I would not be able to become the prince after being overwhelmed by all opinions!
Sister, look, there are a lot of serious servants in the families of other princes, including those from the same clan and some from other clans!
But it's my turn, just me a rabbit here!
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In fact, I don't like it here very much. If it wasn't for the pilgrimage day of the Guardian Dragon God, I wouldn't come back to live here!
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