Artoria the Big Liar

After trying for a long time, Jeanna restored my hairstyle to its original shape, sighed heavily, and chose to give up: "Sure enough, it still doesn't work... The breath of the dragon is too serious. There is really no way to solve the coercion of the dragon. Only Totally defenseless pajamas are barely adequate..."

"Why don't you try wearing glasses? Plain glasses will do." I gave another suggestion. "There is a manga in this world called "Death". The main villain in it, Aizen Soyousuke, covered his aura with full-frame glasses, and even became an amiable uncle next door. Intimidating emperor."

Jeanna's eyes lit up, and she also thought it was a good idea.She then went downstairs immediately and returned five minutes later with a pair of glasses on.It was also a pair of full-frame glasses, not too big, rather flat, and the transition between the edges and corners was relatively hard.

She put the glasses on the bridge of my nose, and my whole temperament changed again—the evil dragon king's temperament was indeed suppressed, but a little overflowed.As a result, although she has a sorry figure, she still has the mature temperament of a teacher and boss.

"Did I buy it wrong?" I frowned slightly, and squinted my eyes slightly—it was still not very good, and the pressure on people was still very high, which was similar to the teacher's lecture and the boss's questioning. "I'm talking about the big, sleek glasses. The kind that nerds use."

Jeanna curled her lips, with a tired and unhappy expression on her face: "Of course I know that kind of glasses. But those glasses are ugly! It can indeed suppress Arthur's temperament, but the other parts are also suppressed! It was originally 9 The appearance score dropped to 6 points! I don’t want this kind of Arthur—to be honest, if you can’t, just put down your glasses. I admit defeat! It’s really not possible!”

Indeed, a fashionable person like Rangna doesn't like the style of Tumei's students.

A beautiful girl from Shinjuku like her still likes the cool me.

It's just that the contrast between me in pajamas is too great, which made her have unrealistic fantasies and wasted energy in vain.

"That's how it is, I feel fine." The corner of my mouth raised a slight arc, and my demeanor in the mirror was even more menacing. "Anyway, it doesn't affect my status as a maid. It was agreed before that I will serve you today."

"In the end, I changed from a maid to a deacon... Forget it, that's it! Arthur, I have completely surrendered!" Having said that, Jeanna still felt very unwilling.

"My father—Vortigern is similar. In fact, her figure is weaker and smaller than mine. But as long as she is entrenched in the dark, with only a pair of eyes exposed, a human will regard her as an evil dragon like a demon." recalled Looking at the past, my tone became helpless. "Look at my other father, the first murderer who is known as Count Dracula, isn't his temperament similar to that of a demon king, and it makes people shudder to look at him?"

Sister Wang kept smiling—she was smiling all the time, her eyes were full of happiness, and said: "Artoria is not the kind of person who is willing to be subordinated, she is a born king. I was the one who took the initiative that night. But she, who was unconscious, easily suppressed me and gave me everything I wanted. At that time, I didn't know that she was Inak. It was because of this difference that I took a different path from Panhuman History—— I was conquered by Artoria. She conquered me first, and then Britain."

I scratched my head.Sister Wang told me about such a private past, which made me quite embarrassed.

I pushed my eyes with my index finger—in the mirror, the sense of oppression of this action is also perfect—I smiled helplessly.

Then he walked to Rang Na, squatted down, held her hand, looked into her eyes, and said, "Actually, I understand Rang Na's intentions. She wants me to forget about my responsibilities and work for a while. To be a girl, to enjoy a hard-won peaceful life. However, this is too difficult for me, not the former, but the latter' to be a girl【%

"Didn't you say this morning that you want to grow taller!" Jeanna pouted her lips, her cheeks puffed up, "With your temperament, if you grow to be 1.7 meters tall, then you'll be fine? Maybe you've forgotten, but I remember the way the girls at school looked at you! I'm afraid in a few years, there will be so many girls around you that you can't count them with your hands!"

"No, Jeanna. In fact, I am a very conservative person..." I tried to defend myself, "After so many years, you are the only person I am really attracted to. Sister Wang and Mei Lin also only recently accepted of……"

Jeanne, still pouted, closed her eyes and ignored me.

Although I don't understand it, I know that girls are like this.Emotional changes are often violent, and a little bit of dissatisfaction or slight words will lead to infinite imagination.At this time, it is useless to just explain in words, you must act——

So, in front of Jeanna, I knelt down on one knee and said softly: "My lord (master), please don't be angry. It's because I didn't do well enough. If you want to relieve your anger, please vent it on my on it!"

After saying this, my old face immediately turned red.Sure enough, for me, this is still too embarrassing.

And Jeanne seemed to have triggered some switch, and rushed towards me from the bed like a leopard, throwing me to the ground.

At the same time, Mei Lin instinctively let out an exclamation, and Sister Wang's smile was slightly stiff.

But Jeanna ignored their reactions, stared at me condescendingly, pinched the beam of the plain glasses arbitrarily, and threw them on the bed.

The corners of Jeanna's mouth curled up slightly, her smile was extremely aggressive, and her beast-like golden pupils looked at me.Don't think about it, I know what the follow-up development will look like-to be honest, I'm not very opposed to it.Whether we are above or below, our feelings for each other will not change in any way, at most it is just a difference in taste.

However, Jeanna did not take the next step.The animalism in the pupils gradually dissipated, and the smile on the corner of the mouth became more and more unmaintainable.Even though I tried to make my smile provocative, even though I didn't resist at all, Jeanne finally couldn't hold on anymore, she stood up from in front of me like I did in the morning, took a deep breath, and forced herself to calm down.

"...what's the matter?" I lay on the floor and asked softly.

"It's nothing... I just feel bored." Jean Na sat on the edge of the bed and looked out the window with a bleak tone.

"It's me...can't meet Jeanna's expectations?" I asked again.

"You advise me not to think wildly. I also advise you not to think wildly..." After speaking, Jeanna sighed, "It's nothing, I made some mistakes...or I don't quite adapt to the current me. Fragment of Slaanesh Whether it's the soul-devouring monster or the rapidly growing strength, I can't adapt to any of them. Those things happened again last night, and I began to doubt myself..."

As usual, I blinked, not understanding what Jeanne was thinking.

Jeanna lowered her head slightly, her smile was bitter, her pupils trembled slightly, and tears flickered in them: "Let's put it this way, Arthur - since I went shopping on the street that day, I can't adapt to my identity. To you, I am A dream that is as fragile as a bubble in the air. How is it not for me? My strength is growing, and I am getting closer and closer to the god of evil. Faust said that I will become the god of evil. The container. Cain said that the Holy Grail War is far from over. You want me not to think too much, how can I not think too much?"

She didn't resist, she had almost formed a habit, and she fell into my arms, her brand new maid outfit soaked in tears.

"Arthur...you've done so much for me. I can't bear it, I don't want you to give so much. Do you understand? I know I'm special to you, I know you think it's worth it... ...but, but...I don't think so! I am the fragment of the God of Misfortune! I am a soul-eating demon! 47 innocent souls were eaten by me, how do I repay it? Even if I hint at myself, forget But...but how can I forget the dignity you paid for me! How can I forget that you are willing to become a slave of fate for me! I can't forget...I can't forget! "

There is a wonderful feeling in my heart.

The more sad and helpless Jeanne cried, the happier I felt.

It's not that I don't feel sorry for her, but... the feeling of being loved so deeply is really a wonderful thing.

It is clearly a fragment of Slaanesh, but he always cares about every contribution of the other party.He is obviously a dimensional demon, but he cares about the sins brought by the innocent.On weekdays, he puts on the appearance of a dark force, but he is a hundred times more kind than the original.This is extremely unreasonable and absolutely impossible—I can confirm that even if she is really a fragment of the God of Misfortune, it has nothing to do with the God of Misfortune.

"Jeanne, you are very similar to me."

"...Are you saying that the pupils of the eyes are similar to the skin color?"

"No. It means that you, like me, are hopelessly stupid."

Jeanne raised her head, with tears still on her face, and looked at me in disbelief.

I stroked her hair like a cat—a cat that keeps me alive.

Just like the broken memory of the previous life, the cat that has forgotten everything.Even though I have experienced such things from the age of eight to 20, and regard my life as a worthless utensil, I still want to live, I still want to go home, feed the cat food, change the water , Clean up the cat food, and stroke her gently.

For me, Jeanne now is the cat.So I have this series of actions.

"Jeanna...Actually, you want to save me just like Mordred, right?"

I don't know why, but my voice has changed slightly, it is no longer so deep, and I have regained the feeling of a girl.

It seems... It seems that a few days ago, when I confided in Jeanna, I had such a voice.

"If this is the case... it can be done? Not only Jeanna, Sister Wang, Mei Lin, Mordred, but even the Knights of the Round Table can do it? After all... The current me is indeed the anchor point of human reason. But if I make a wish to the Holy Grail, and I don't interfere or resist, it should be possible. Presumably, this is why Merlin and Sister Wang have been paying attention to the Holy Grail War, but they have been Is it because of patience? My past can only be changed if I make a wish at the last moment, right?"

Having said this, I squinted my eyes and smiled softly.

In addition, the voice line has been changed, and she is still wearing a maid outfit. It should be cute now, right?

"Jeanna... If you are confused about the future, should you work hard in this direction?" After a pause, I hugged her and buried my face in her arms. "But it's hard to do, huh? I haven't said it all the time, but in the past, I lived really hard. Starved to death, poisoned to death, exhausted, claustrophobic, dehydrated, drowned—all kinds of things Death, I have experienced it all? After all... How should I put it, I am the chosen Eternal King, if I don’t experience these deaths, I can’t grow to that height, okay?”

My voice is very cheerful, as if it overlaps with a certain existence.

Who is that... Ah, I remembered, finally remembered.

It seemed to be Artoria who drew the staff of choice instead of the sword of choice.

It seems to be the Arturia who started the "Journey of Flowers" after drawing the sword of choice.

A fantasy within a fantasy, a fantasy within a fantasy, does not exist in reality, nor does it have the possibility of its existence.

As for why I say that...

"Because there are regrets in everyone's hearts, right? Jeanna wanted to change me, but I couldn't change anymore. Mordred wanted to save me, but when she was born, I couldn't be saved. Wang Sister is very regretful. Meilene is also very regretful. Lancelot is also very regretful... Everyone is very regretful. They feel that they have not taken good care of me, that they are a kingslayer, and that they have done too many things wrong—then Work hard in this direction?"

What kind of power is it that makes me say these words?

What kind of mood caused my voice to change so much?

I don't know... Maybe it's the power of prophecy?The power that made me king of eternity.

Clearing my throat, I stood up again, and became the evil dragon king who couldn't suppress that temperament no matter what clothes I put on, it was like a superb actor switching roles.

"How about it, Jeanna? After you have this goal, can you adapt to your own power? After all, the purpose of the Holy Grail has been confirmed. If you want to reverse karma and fate, you have to rely on your own strength——Actually , I am quite indifferent, I have always been indifferent. My sense of fear has long been separated, including the anger born of fear, and the hatred born of anger. So... it would be better to grasp the present, right? Just like my rheumatism, it takes a lot of time to cure it with medicinal baths, acupuncture, diet and other means!"

Honestly, I don't think there's anything wrong with my mental state.

It's just that everyone thinks I have a problem, so I have to act like there is a problem.

As a result, even I was confused—and I am also confused now, not knowing whether it is right to specify this goal.

It's just that everyone looks as determined as steel, and they all look like they are ignited with fighting spirit... It should be right?

Just like in the past... As long as the people around you are smiling, it should be right, right?

(The following does not count the number of words.)

I fell into a coma the day before yesterday and woke up in the hospital.The reason was a heart problem, but the problem was not serious, and he returned home soon.

I thought about updating it yesterday, but because of another physical problem, I was disturbed and had to postpone it until now.

The one-day update of Hedgehog Cat is until [-]:[-] in the morning, so it can only be counted as one update. I will complete the update tomorrow, and I will make up the update later.

Sorry for worrying everyone... that's about it.

Chapter Five: Basic Political Literacy

◆Artoria◆

What happened in the morning was just an episode.The impact is great, but after all, it is a matter of the future.

As a maid, I did start my own hobby—something like cosplay.

The so-called service is actually not that difficult.Not only because the three people's requirements are not many, but also because this is the Fuyuki Hotel, there is no stove for cooking, no utensils for cleaning, and no raw materials for making desserts.As a result, until noon, I was just hugged by the three of them like a pillow, watching movies together on the big TV in the hotel.

Most Japanese-style movies focus on family and relationships, lacking hot scenes and action content.We are in a special situation, watching this kind of movie is rather boring, and soon turned to Hollywood-style special effects movies.However, our experience is already more exaggerated than that of the movie, and our own strength is much stronger than the "superheroes" played by humans. In the end, we only watched the humanistic, funny and explosive parts.

"Artoria, can I have a look at the holy gun?" Sister Wang suddenly asked after watching "The Avengers".

I didn't ask much, and I showed the "fate" that turned into a pistol in my hand, and then handed it to Sister Wang.

She looked at it for a while, her eyes were bright, and she seemed to find it very interesting.It's just that "fate" is one, and what it fires is pure magic power, not a pistol in the traditional sense, so she can only look at the appearance, play with it as a toy, and give it to me again.

"This country prohibits private possession of firearms. If you want to buy and use them, you have to go to other countries." I reminded.

"No, just looking at it is enough. In fact, I can make similar weapons." As she spoke, Sister Wang was full of confidence and didn't take it seriously at all. "After all, I keep the key to the treasure house of the stars. There are similar firing weapons in the treasure house. The structure and principle are not complicated, but the requirements for manufacturing and processing are relatively high."

"Then...?" I didn't ask.But Miss Wang knows what I mean.I am waiting for her answer.

"Human civilization is indeed developing very fast. It is clearly a tool for killing each other, but it is becoming more and more sophisticated and more... cool."

"Cool?" I was quite surprised to hear this word from Sister Wang.

"Yes. Very cool." After a pause, Sister Wang continued: "Guns, chainsaws, missiles, transformation armor, giant aircraft carrier, Dr. A very good movie that shows the fantasy of human beings. Maybe one day, human beings can make these all come true?"

"I think it's normal." Jeanna commented. "However, the vehicles of the aliens are pretty good and very distinctive."

"Shouldn't the focus be on the Cosmic Rubik's Cube? This is a very interesting idea. It can indeed completely lock the mystery and magic power in the space-time domain, so that you don't have to worry about various problems... It seems that it can indeed be done! Merlin suddenly took out a piece of paper, and scribbled on it with a quill pen that I couldn't understand.

They just chatted like this, I hardly knew how to react, so I could only apologize.

Later, I watched two more movies, both related to superheroes, one called "Man of Steel" and the other called "The Dark Knight".Because of the subject matter, even though I have watched the whole process, I am still not very interested.

The three of them watched with relish, especially "The Dark Knight", they didn't speak the whole time, and almost screamed at the end.

When the credits came on TV, they collectively looked at me like I was both Superman and Batman.

After seeing the boring expression on my face, I was also very surprised. It seems that I should like this kind of dark, deep and fantasy style movies-after all, what I have experienced is a similar life.

"20 years ago, before I became King Arthur, I had said similar things to Emiya Kiritsugu countless times. Now I don't want to say it at all. It's very boring. As Queen Arthur, I have no respect for 'justice' and 'crime'. I am not interested in words like this. After all, I am a tyrant. Throughout human history, the strictness of Albion's laws is comparable to that of only a few countries."

As a result, they didn't speak, just put on an awkward smile, and let the time come to noon.

Lunch is still provided by the hotel.After taking back the crystals stored on Saber, my sense of taste finally recovered.

Neither Sister Wang nor Mei Lin knew about it.I didn't want them to be sad about the past, so I reminded Jeanna with my eyes that this lunch was also passed away-it was a traditional Japanese diet, mainly seafood and sushi, and ended with a small bowl of miso soup. It's pretty good, I'm sure I can't make such a delicious meal myself.

While we were discussing what to do in the afternoon, the hotel ushered in a pair of special guests.

Tohsaka Rin opened his eyes wide, staring at me in disbelief, unable to speak a word since opening the door, as if sleepwalking.Her servant Skaha was also quite shocked, his eyes were completely locked on me, and he blinked from time to time, thinking that he was living in a dream.

Ignoring the eyes of these two people, I took out the tea set I bought yesterday when I was shopping, and skillfully brewed black tea. Like a real maid, I put the blue and white porcelain tea bowl in front of them, and then held the tray with both hands: "The cheap tea grown in Hunan, China Black tea, paired with single crystal white rock sugar produced in Guangxi, has a slightly stronger taste and a longer brewing time. If the two guests think it is not suitable, or have other taste preferences, please let me know. Although the tea making skills are still in the novice category, But I still have a lot of experience in grasping the amount and length."

"Uh...no. That...that..." Tohsaka Rin was completely at a loss for words.

"This guest, just call me Artoria." I explained.

"No, it's not... I'm hallucinating, or has this world gone crazy? You... in a maid outfit? Huh?"

"Yes, you read that right, what I'm wearing now is indeed a maid outfit."

Rin Tohsaka stopped talking completely, she picked up the black tea almost instinctively, took a sip, and stared at me the whole time.

After sensing the taste of black tea with her tongue, she gave a comment in surprise: "Oh! It's delicious! The bittersweetness of black tea and the sweetness of rock sugar are perfectly integrated, and there is no such sweetness as sugar. It's really good to overwhelm the guests and steal the show!"

"Thank you for your good review. As long as you are satisfied." I smiled and bowed slightly.

"...So why is it a maid outfit? And you are wearing a maid outfit in the hotel where you live? It seems that you are not short of money, right? Why would you wear this kind of clothes? Besides, aren't you King Arthur? Didn't you say that last night? Are you Mithra, the eternal king? How can you wear such clothes! This is not strange, but bizarre!"

"It's nothing, it's just fulfilling a promise. To me, visitors like you are important guests, but the masters I should serve today are people who love me. Although judging from the results, they don't need my Serve. But my attitude, my actions are more important than the service itself."

"Oh, I understand when you say that - co-authoring is a show of affection, right?"

With that said, Tohsaka Rin stood up, looking furious.