Siren girls will never lead dogs

According to the experience summed up by many seniors, generally speaking, when such a new ship model appears, the number one ship girl (the first ship girl) of the new ship model model is often the easiest to salvage. Basically, as long as you put your heart into it, you can get started very quickly.

Faced with such an opportunity, may I ask which commander doesn't want to give it a try?

Therefore, the current zero sauce is a favorite in the eyes of these commanders, even if it is zero sauce standing on the podium with a deadpan expression, even if it is zero sauce reading on the podium, but everyone's attention to zero sauce The speed did not drop because of these, on the contrary, because of everyone's enthusiasm, in the eyes of the teachers at the venue, the atmosphere of the venue was much more enthusiastic!

The scene became lively, which was not a good thing for Zero Sauce on the rostrum.

The purpose of Zero Sauce from beginning to end is to reduce his own sense of existence, but for some reason, until now, everything Zero Sauce has done has a feeling of self-defeating.

Don't look at me like this!

Looking at the gradually eager eyes of the commanders below, Zero Sauce roared like crazy in his heart. However, it is obvious that there are many things that cannot be changed by just shouting in your heart. Things are gradually going to Zero Sauce. The most unwilling direction has developed——Zero-chan’s expression has gradually become disintegrated: from the expressionless expression on stage at the beginning, to the despair that gradually appeared on the face just now, and now the expression of indifference expression.

"Zero sauce... your complexion doesn't look very good, do you need to..."

"No... I... I'm fine..."

Zero Sauce showed a somewhat miserable expression. Javelin looked so distressed. Even Lafite, who was pretending to be sleeping, showed a worried expression to Zero Sauce.

"It's okay, everything is over..."

"that……"

There was a somewhat tangled expression on Javelin's face, although she wanted to tell Zero-chan what she wanted to hear, but...

"Well, Zero-chan, we can't go back to the dormitory yet, because we still have to join the club or something..."

"Society? The opening ceremony already took up a whole morning. Will this so-called participation in a club take up another afternoon?"

"I, Zero Sauce, even if I starve to death, I will definitely not join any so-called clubs if I jump from here!"

"But this is mandatory, and if you don't choose the club you want to join, it will be assigned to you temporarily by the school..."

"Come on, Javelin, hurry up and have lunch. After eating, let's go and see what clubs are there!"

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First Entry to Bilan: Chapter 30 30 Strange Clubs

"The Weiqi club is recruiting! Those who are interested, hurry up and join!"

"The chess club is the best, report it quickly!"

"Friend, do you want to buy? Oh no, I mean, friend, do you want to join the disc club? You can see all kinds of good deals here..."

When I came to the club recruiting new playground, I was already waiting for the leeks who entered this year... Ah, the many clubs that the freshmen joined have set up their own booths here one by one, and shouted hard one by one. When I got up, I was looking forward to a few more people joining my club.

"Javelin, is there any club you want to join?"

Walking on the playground, Zero Sauce is very hesitant. She doesn't like this kind of overly lively group activities by nature, and she doesn't want to join any clubs at all, let alone because of her status as a siren, once she If you accidentally reveal something during club activities, it will definitely be a big (harmonious) trouble!

Zero sauce, but she doesn't want to bring a dog, so she must try her best to avoid the death flag like now, so she has seen so many clubs along the way, so she has no intention of joining; but this does not prevent Zero sauce Ask your peers what they think.

"me?"

Asked by Zero Sauce, Javelin's heart was also a little tangled. She didn't have any good ideas about what club to join. Compared with the scenery that she could see in club activities, she would recognize People in Javelin want to cherish the present moment more, so subconsciously, Javelin does something for Zero Sauce.

But what can you do yourself?

to fight?This is something every ship girl will do. With the help of purple equipment, Javelin thinks he is still very good, but compared to Zero Sauce who got No.1 in the entrance examination, this is more or less Some are not enough.

Then the rest is to take care of people?

Although Zero Sauce is very good to everyone, but in terms of taking care of others, he is more or less like a carefree boy; I cook all kinds of bento by myself, so if this is the case...

After Javelin gradually had a decision in his heart, the expression on his face became no longer hesitant, and he immediately gave the answer to Zero Sauce:

"Zero sauce, I think, I know what club I'm going to join..."

Just as far as he could see, Javelin saw the society he liked - the Household Economics Society!

"It turned out to be like this..."

Ling Jiang, who was immersed in the troubles in his mind, didn't think too much about the reason why Javelin joined this club, but there was a sense of anxiety that everyone had made their own decisions, and he was still wandering in place. .Even Lafite could find a sleeping club called Sleeping Club to join, why would he...

Zero Sauce's request is really very simple. I just want to find a club that doesn't require too many activities, so that Zero Sauce can put a name on the club to do my own things. In other words, Zero Sauce needs Find a club that can make you a zombie member!

"Javelin, go and fill out the application form. I'll go shopping here again to see if there are any clubs that suit me..."

Looking at Javelin's eager eyes, it's too bad for Zero Sauce to stop Javelin from letting her go, plus the opportunity needs to be won by himself, Zero Sauce doesn't believe that he really can't find such a person community!

"Hello, welcome to the Painting and Calligraphy Club..."

"Well, can you accept zombie members here?"

"Oh? Like this...I'm afraid it won't work..."

"Welcome to the Archery Club, we are here..."

"Excuse me, can you accept zombie members here?"

"The practice of archery cannot be accomplished overnight. How can one spend three days fishing and two days drying the net?"

"welcome……"

……

"Ah, why is there no such thing as the legendary homecoming club in these large and small clubs!"

After asking around the clubs to no avail, Zero Sauce couldn't stop complaining, and her complaints were also heard by some club leaders with ulterior motives, especially those with commanders as the main body. The established club, when looking at the newborn ship girl Zero Sauce, the light in the eyes burst out, that is called eagerness!

"That...Zero, our club can recruit zombie members, but we need you to come and sign in every week, so..."

"do not want!"

At first glance, he came here with the idea of ​​salvaging himself, how could Zero Sauce, who is familiar with the routines in the commander's mind, agree to this!

"Then join us, we can also accept zombie members, just come once a month!"

"What's the name of your club?"

"Serving Club!"

"No, I don't want to join a society with such a strange name!"

When hearing these words from Zero Sauce, the heads of the SOS group and the SSS agency were about to faint in the toilet, okay?

These days, which society's name can't afford to be so gaudy!

"You... can't do it, let us do it!"

"No request from you, we can agree, as long as you can join our club, everything is negotiable!"

"Then what is the name of your club?"

"FFF regiment!"

"goodbye!"

For this famous club, you don't need to think about the people who are in this club, so you choose to reject it decisively. However, because the name is too "scary" afterwards, Zero Sauce still inquires. Some news about this society:

The so-called fff group here is not some heresy trial meeting in that anime. As a commander, it is a special case for being single, because the meaning of the fff group here is the abbreviation of non-non-non-pinyin, which is A gathering place for a group of Africans, as for why the abbreviation of pinyin is used... Who said that the first president who founded this association was from Donghuang?

"Could it be that I really can't find a club that suits my wishes today... Is the club founded by the ship girl?"

Silently added a limitation to his screening conditions, Zero Sauce thought so distressed, turned his head, and saw... a pointed tent like the one built by an astrologer?

"This is God's hint to me. If I can't find it myself, why not ask an astrologer?"

Reassuring himself so much, Zero Sauce, who really had no choice but to step into this tent...

……

First Entry to Bilan: Chapter 31 31 Welcome to the Star Association!

"anyone there?"

"Someone... I rely on?"

Opening the curtain of the tent, the originally very dark environment in the tent finally saw the light, carefully avoiding the messy things thrown on the ground for no apparent reason, Zero Sauce just wanted to ask if there was anyone inside, but it turned out Seeing a group of suspected people lying on the ground covered with a layer of cloth, I couldn't help shouting out!

What happened to the sense of sight at the murder scene?

This is the recruiting site for the Naval Academy club, right? I haven't been involved in any weird murders, and there isn't a schoolboy with glasses here next to me, right?

"hungry……"

"Hay?"

Just when Zero Sauce lifted the curtain of the tent again and was about to leave this barren land, when the curtain was opened, the outside light shone on the suspected human-shaped object, causing the suspected human-shaped object to make a weak sound.

"Hungry~—"

Feeling a little curious, Zero Sauce opened the curtain, and deliberately let the sunlight from the outside shine on the suspected human-shaped object. After a while, the suspected human-shaped object twisted like an insect repellant, in order to quickly escape from this area. Where the light shines!

"Light, and darkness, swear not to blend!"

The human-shaped object finally has lines other than hunger. Although it sounds very secondary to Zero-chan, it also clearly explained to Zero-chan that this human-shaped object belongs to the category of death by sight.

"saved!"

After Zero Sauce lowered the curtain, the sound of a humanoid object was uploaded from the ground as scheduled. After Zero Sauce saw the Lord at this time, he immediately remembered what his purpose was in this tent, to catch this humanoid The object asked:

"Excuse me, what club is this?"

The human-shaped object twisted a few times on the ground, and seemed to recover a little strength before groping to get up from the ground--at this time, Zero-chan found out in embarrassment that he had been talking to this person's feet just now, Obviously, Zero Sauce took this person's feet as this person's head...

"I'm hungry!"

The humanoid object that got up did not directly answer Zero's question, but looked at Zero Sauce begging for food with teary eyes. Under the enthusiastic gaze, Zero Sauce subconsciously took half a step back.

"hungry~"

Seemingly seeing Zero Sauce's movements, the eyes of this humanoid object that just got up just dimmed a bit, and a line from the middle two came out of her mouth again:

"The darkness becomes purer, and my heart becomes calmer..."

After saying this, this man fell straight down again. Before he fell, he held up a tombstone with a piece of paper in front of him. On the tombstone were written these words—— tomb……

"Hey! Stop kidding, get up!"

"I have... here to eat..."

After taking out the bento that Javelin put in his personal space, he placed it on the only table in the tent, opened the lid, and the delicious aroma of food immediately filled the small tent. The dark world that was "waiting to die" on the ground also immediately became energetic, and got up from the ground in a jiffy. When he took out the chopsticks, he looked at Zero Sauce with a questioning look. With the permission of Zero Sauce, , I couldn’t wait to gobble it up!

"Darkness is with you and me!"

After destroying the javelins that were full of lunch boxes that could fill a table, the Dark Realm patted its stomach with satisfaction, and said this sentence to Zero-chan.

And Zero Sauce didn't lament how big the food intake in the dark world is - for Jianniang, it is normal to have this amount of food. If it is too little and the quality is not enough, naturally it can only be made up from the quantity. It is okay if there is no battle at ordinary times. If there is a battle, how can this food alone meet the intense energy consumption of the ship's mother? ?

This is why it is difficult for many free ship girls to support themselves, but this is just a student of the Naval Academy in front of them, and they usually have subsidies from the Naval Academy, so no matter what happens, they will not be so hungry.

"That... a senior from the Dark Realm?"

"No...you are the one walking with me, so don't be too polite!"

The Dark Realm pretended to be advanced, and said to Zero-chan. In fact, the meaning of this sentence was to say that the Dark Realm and Zero-chan were students of the same level, so there was no need to call them seniors, but it was a pity that the Dark Realm What he said sounded too secondary, and Zero Sauce couldn't get the meaning in it.

"Then, what kind of club is this here... is it still recruiting people, and most importantly, is it recruiting zombie members?"

"Zombie... member?"

The eyes of the dark world suddenly lit up. Maybe other places do not recruit "zombie" members, but in the club she belongs to, they are not afraid of these, because there are such "zombie" members in the club. ah!

It's a pity that Zero Sauce didn't know what was going on in the mind of the Dark Realm at this time. At this time, Zero just noticed the bright eyes of the Dark Realm, and subconsciously felt that there was something going on this time, so he became enthusiastic :

"In that case, is it okay?"

"Those who know the darkness, the darkness will open its doors to you!"

"Then where is the application form for membership? It's up to you!"

"Those who pursue the darkness, don't be impatient, complete the joining ceremony first!"

"What ceremony do you need to join a club?"

"Okay, okay, hurry up!"

After a long time, I found a club that was more in line with Zero Sauce’s wishes. After shopping around for a long time, Zero Sauce obviously didn’t have the patience to search around here, so it was just a club joining ceremony, and it was very likely that I would hit it a little. A little bit, but so what?

"Please put your hands on this crystal ball, and meditate on what you desire most in your heart. The crystal ball will light up based on this choice, and judge whether you can join our association!"

Don't look at what the dark world says, but in fact, no matter who is willing to join this so-called association, the crystal ball will light up as promised-is the switch of the crystal ball just at the foot of the dark world...