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First Entry to Bilan: Chapter 44 44 Hey, well, I'm out!

Zero Sauce is being targeted by two strange organizations, the Student Union and the Disciplinary Committee, but the operation of the Naval Academy will not stop because of any troubles encountered by Zero Sauce. Rather, a member of the Naval Academy This great event started on the second day:

As we all know, for many newly enrolled commanders, most of them are alone, and they have gone through untold hardships alone to cross the single-plank bridge and enter the Naval Academy. What is the reason?

Defend the seas and borders of mankind, defend the dignity of mankind?

That is the ultimate ideal. For a group of new commanders, this ideal is too far away. Although it will be necessary to undertake it sooner or later, when the seniors and senior commanders are still supporting the sky, these novice commanders are not needed.

Then, naturally, the most important thing for these commanders is to have a ship girl of their own!

Lofty ideals are one thing. Many people may choose to be commanders because of this ideal, but because of their ideals, they fall into the trap of the ship's mother. This may be what most commanders have experienced.

In human terms, it is the body of most of the commanders, they are cheap!

And for the commanders serving in this world, there are only a few ways to get a ship girl:

One is luck, and "salvage" the ship girl under various coincidences. Most of the newborn ship girls and free ship girls entered the commander's port area in this way.

The second thing is to get your own ship girl through construction. This method is the most common, but it is also the most "tragic".

Three, it is said that many commanders are not ashamed, even spurned by many commanders, that is to poach the corners of other commanders and scoop up the wives of other commanders.

This kind of behavior similar to n (harmony) tr was naturally spurned by all the commanders, and under the spontaneous resistance of the commanders, there was almost no such behavior. After all, who is not a pure love fighter?

The first major construction in the life of most commanders is naturally after entering the Naval Academy, and the mental Rubik's Cube and materials provided by the Naval Academy come from it. In a sense, this is equivalent to a unified distribution by Novice Village "Equipment".

Because the luck of each commander is different, right and wrong, you can get a glimpse of it in this small construction site.

"Su... Susu Susu..."

"Su what, I'm Su Xin, not Susu Susu!"

In front of a construction machine somewhere, Su Xin and her girlfriends lined up, waiting for the blow that would be fate for many commanders.

However, it seems that her best friend is very nervous!

I can't blame her best friend for being so nervous now, who said that the construction in this world is not as probable as you imagined in the game?

Here, being able to build a ship girl is more than half of the victory.

After all, the pool is poisonous, and what comes out of the construction machine may not necessarily be the ship girl, but may be the naval guns, torpedoes, anti-aircraft guns and other naval equipment that the commander seems to be pocket-sized, and there is a high probability that they will be white naval equipment... …

As for being able to produce blue ships during construction (harmony), you can enjoy the envious eyes of surrounding commanders, because it requires a certain amount of luck.

If you can get out of the purple boat, congratulations, the moment your purple boat walks out of the construction machine, you will be "unable to live in panic" under the watchful eyes of other commanders.

If you can withdraw money... It is a good solution to call the gendarmerie guarding next to the construction machine as soon as possible, because you will not only face a group of crazy commanders, but also have a certain size in the Naval Academy. The fff regiment will be waiting for you with crosses and torches...

As for what you said about building a colorful boat...

The grass on the grave of the guy who built the colorful boat last time... Naturally, it didn't grow, but was directly recruited to the Bilan Maritime Bureau, and he was in place in one step, and he ate this bowl of public food that is also very honorable among commanders.

After all, luck is also a part of strength.

People with good luck may not be successful, but they can still take a few steps ahead of others on the road to success.

"Hey, well, I'm out! Haha!"

"Hey, well, I'm out!"

"Well, I'm from the infirmary of the Naval Academy, Commander, don't give up treatment..."

"I'm fine, I'm out, out a purple cannon! Hahahahaha!"

Why Su Xin's best friend is nervous, you can know a thing or two by looking at the commander next to him - this commander can be said to be one of the miniatures built by countless commanders, and has experienced a lot of ups and downs:

When I first saw the indicator light of the construction machine turn purple, compared to this commander, I was ecstatic. Purple is a noble color!

But when the hatch of the construction room was opened and the small naval gun floating in the construction room was seen, the colleagues next to the commander who had looked enviously were stunned, and all of them showed happy smiles. .

Although the ship outfit is good, if there is no ship girl, it is basically useless. The commander of this ship outfit has only two options. One is to exchange some construction resources in the market recognized by the Bilan Maritime Bureau. For the next construction and shipment, you will have a ship girl of your own.

In other words, you choose to keep it for yourself, and when the time comes, you will do an unknown number of commissions from the Naval Academy. After you have accumulated enough resources, you can take a gamble, and bet that the ship you built can just use this ship outfit...

So speaking now, I really don't know whether to say that the commander is lucky or unlucky!

"If you want to be afraid, I'll go ahead of you and build first..."

Seeing her girlfriend's nervous look, Su Xin couldn't bear it, and took the initiative to stand in front of her girlfriend. The team that was built also moved very quickly, and it was Su Xin's "play" in a short while!

Su Xin took a deep breath, put the Dementia Rubik's Cube and supplies from the Naval Academy into the construction machine, and decisively pressed the red construction button!

"Ding!"

The construction machine reacted immediately. After the staff of the Naval Academy put a quick construction tool like a drill into the construction machine, the original long construction process disappeared immediately, and the indicator light on the construction machine lit up!

"Purple...purple?"

Su Xin said in disbelief, but she didn't dare to open the hatch of the construction room until...

"Buzz!"

The hatch of the construction room was opened from the inside. While Su Xin felt that there was a light spot in the spiritual network that she had been exercising, the ship lady who came out also looked at Su Xin:

"Gui'an, Commander! I am the Royal Navy's Glorious-class aircraft carrier, glorious! Let us spread the glory of love and peace to this world!"

……

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First Entry to Bilan: Chapter 45 45 Have you heard?There's a strange guy hanging around the auditorium

"You are...Little Guanghui?"

"That's right, but Guanghui stands firmly and won't fall!"

After the conversation between the two, the person next to him finally realized how unlucky the commander in front of him was!

Although the relationship between the commander's shipment probability was mentioned earlier, it is not difficult to see from the relationship table that the shipment probability of each color ship girl is a probability of color, gold, purple, blue, and finally white, but this is only a rough estimate. standard.

This has happened in many cases. Some rare purple ships are more difficult to get than her upper level color golden or even colorful. Azure players who are familiar with this will be surprised. Isn't it the old tradition of Bilan, the Kazi boat?

And the juvenile form of the ship girl like Xiao Guanghui is undoubtedly one of the ships that are harder to get than gold, so if Su Xin can build this ship girl, I don’t know how many commanders beside me are envious official!

"Tie... to a cross!"

"Tie a hammer! The commander is a girl...not within the 'attack' range of our fff regiment..."

The fff group next to it boiled even more, and some members subconsciously raised the torches and crosses and wanted to do something, but they were stopped by the people next to them, but even so, they managed to arouse the small crowd. Shining alert!

"Guanghui will protect the commander, the bad guys who obstruct peace must be punished!"

Little Guanghui showed off his ship outfit without hesitation, and stood in front of Su Xin, looking like he was ready to go to war at any time, but Xiao Guanghui didn't show off his ship outfit, but once he showed off his ship outfit, everyone's original outfit The emotions that had subsided for a while were mobilized again!

"Purple plane?"

"According to my judgment, it seems to be a prototype carrier-based FW-190 A-5T0?"

The Dementia Rubik's Cube and construction materials given by the Naval Academy are enough for ten rounds at a time. Of course, the ten rounds here means that under the premise of perfect shipments, at most ten pieces of white ship equipment can be calculated.

Once any higher-colored ship or ship girl appears, it will occupy the shipping space of one or more white ships, but the specific conversion relationship has always been unpredictable, so like that It's common sense for this bit to see only one purple naval gun appear after ten consecutive rounds.

It is reflected in the ship girls, that is, the ship outfits worn by the ship girls who have come down from the tenth company are not all the white clothes they were born with, but there will be equipment that is higher than this color.

This is also the reason why these ship girls in the port area will have more advantages than those newborn ship girls or free ship girls...

But this is not absolute, after all, if you draw a party alone, it exists everywhere...

"Unfortunately, there is only this purple ship outfit, otherwise..."

"Having a piece of purple equipment is already very against the sky, okay, if I can do this... hehehe..."

"Drool, brother, wipe your saliva!"

……

Leaving aside what happened in the construction yard yesterday, even if I found out, it has nothing to do with Zero Sauce—because she pretended to be a ship girl, and she couldn't build it. So why care about this?

For Zero Sauce, the most important and urgent thing at the moment is how to deal with those two "behemoths" who are eyeing him?

At this time, Zero Sauce was a little envious of Lafite who was on the side, no matter what time he was able to look like he had no worries, he could also sleep whenever he wanted, and he could never get enough sleep.

Although Javelin looked at Zero Sauce with a worried expression, there was no good solution to Zero Sauce's current predicament, so all he could do was to comfort and encourage Zero Sauce.

"Have you heard? Recently jing (harmony), there is a strange guy wandering around jing (harmony) near the auditorium?"

"Oh, really? But..."

"I heard that this strange guy hides in bushes, trees, and even behind trash cans and vending machines all day long, so he is everywhere?"

"Oh, is it so scary?"

"There's more, it's said that this guy still gives out that kind of strange smile. During this period of time, many ship girls have been 'victimized'..."

"Wouldn't the gendarmerie take care of this kind of thing?"

"The gendarmerie really wants to take care of it, but isn't it the commander's construction ceremony during this time? Most members of the gendarmerie have been sent somewhere to maintain order, so where are there so many people!"

Since there is currently no way to deal with the student union and the disciplinary committee, the boredom that is suppressed in the heart naturally needs a place to vent, and this kind of chatting among the ship girls in the classroom is undoubtedly for Zero Sauce at this moment. The best way to divert attention.

However, listening to the chats of these ship girls, Zero Sauce always feels an inexplicable sense of familiarity and sense of sight, and at the same time has a big question:

"What kind of existence do you want to be able to attack the ship's mother, and it is still unscathed!"

You know, as long as the ship girl in this world has enough oil, the definition of superman that most people think is infinitely powerful and capable of carrying nine tripods, it is not against the ship girl to use it, and she has all kinds of power. The blessing of such ship equipment, coupled with the characteristics of the ship girl, the control over the surrounding environment, is not something that ordinary people can pretend to be successful...

If it is possible, I really want to learn a few tricks from this guy, a disguise that can even be fooled by the ship's wife, what a superb camouflage skill it takes!

Zero Sauce subconsciously thought of this, without realizing that he really had an intersection with that guy next time, and many embarrassing things happened...

……

"By the way, why did you transfer me to the auditorium?"

"The guys in the gendarmerie are really good, even though I'm a volunteer, they can't use me like this!"

"If that's the case, how can I do idol training, and how can I catch up with my sister!"

Mumbling, even though little Jiajia was extremely unwilling, she still came to the auditorium honestly:

Not for anything else, just because of the identity of this volunteer, I personally asked my sister for it. If I can't even do this well, how can I catch up with my sister?

"Oh, but there is no one in this auditorium right now, isn't it a good time for me to practice?"

"From now on, this big stage belongs to me, Saratoga!"

……

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ps: Thousands of rivers and mountains are always love, can you count the tickets?

First Entry to Bilan: Chapter 46 46 This loli is so damn sweet!

"Da! Da da da da! Da da!"

In the empty auditorium, Saratoga turned on the equipment on the stage of the auditorium without any scruples, and sang his own song with a microphone.

As for whether doing so will cause any trouble...

Can it cause any trouble?

I am a staff member sent here by the gendarmerie to patrol here, and I use the name to come to the auditorium for maintenance, so if someone bumps into me, can I just say that I opened the equipment and debugged it here not long ago?

"There is a stage, but..."

After trying to sing a song, Saratoga always felt that something was missing. After thinking about it, he turned his eyes to the direction of the dressing room behind the stage: