Genshin Simulator, Fools No.12 Seats

She is still a god, even if she doesn't use magic power to get rid of the alcohol in her body, it will be difficult for her to get drunk, at least she believes in her own strength.

Looking at Ying who was sipping wine, Shenzi took a bowl and poured it over to Yingman, "Stop sipping there, come on, use this to drink, this is very good."

Somewhat at a loss, Ying took the porcelain bowl, and under the instigation of Shenzi, he raised his head and drank the wine in one gulp.

"Massive!" Shenzi filled it up again.

Shadow keep drinking!

Hua Hong was watching this silly girl being poured alcohol, why is she stupid, because Shenzi has not touched a drop of alcohol until now, but Ying has already drank more than a bottle.

It is estimated that if this continues, even Ying will get drunk, provided that she doesn't use all her strength to get rid of the alcohol.

Ying sat with a flushed face, her waist straightened, and her eyes were sternly staring at the porcelain bowl in her hand.

"Come on, come on, what's more, we deserve to be drunk today." Shenzi secretly changed himself to plain water, and then warned Hua Hong not to make trouble.

Ps:

This Chapter 5 came a bit late, as compensation, I will give you another five chapters when I wake up.

ps2: Ask for a monthly pass and ask for a blade~~~

Chapter 66 Miyaji-sama, you don’t want to die in front of your friends, do you?

where is this?

Ying regained consciousness and looked at the familiar ceiling, which made her realize that she was lying on Shenzi's bed. She glanced around and found that only Shenzi was lying beside Hua Hong, which made her feel relieved. tone.

Damn, what on earth was I thinking last night? I was so confused that I listened to God's nonsense and drank so much alcohol. I should have used spells to get rid of the alcohol if I knew it. Words will definitely be photographed by the Son of God.

"woke up?"

When Ying was thinking about life, Miko had already got up from the bed, looking at Ying who had no love in life, Miko thought for a while, and took out dozens of photos taken last night to comfort her.

Zizizi!

"Ahem, calm down, this is not an ugly photo." Looking at the shadow with lightning flashing all over her body, Shenzi hurriedly explained, she was worried that if she was slow in explaining, she would have to try electrotherapy.

"Give me the photo first." Ying didn't want to believe her nonsense. In the past few hundred years, she was not deceived very often.

"Hey, am I that untrustworthy?" Shenzi didn't hesitate, put the photo in Ying's hands, and stepped back to distance himself.

Although there was nothing wrong with the photos that were given to Ying, there was no guarantee that she would not do anything to herself. As for the pictures that were not given to Ying, she naturally hid them as souvenirs.

Ying scanned the photos in her hand one by one, making sure that none of them were ugly photos of herself, and then she returned the photos to Shenzi.

According to her understanding of Shenzi, these estimates are not all, maybe even less than one-third. As for the remaining ones that have not been shown, I don’t need to think about it. I hope that she didn’t do anything outrageous last night. thing.

But even if I go to question Shenzi now, she will pretend to be stupid with herself. Not only will her photo come back, but Shenzi will use this incident to stimulate him from time to time, and he will be greedy for Hua Hong's food with her. After Hong left, Shenzi praised Hua Hong's delicious food in her ear from time to time.

At that time, she really wanted to roast the fox, and she almost couldn't help it.

"Promise me, don't do anything stupid." Ying put his hands on Shenzi's shoulders and said solemnly.

"Well, why would I do something stupid, no, what stupid thing?" Shenzi was very puzzled, unable to understand what Ying meant by such nonsensical words.

Ying didn't bother to explain, she knew that Miko was just【-~

She walked out of the bedroom after washing, and saw Hua Hong who was laying the floor in the living room. A look of surprise flashed in her eyes. Based on her understanding of Hua Hong, it didn't seem like this guy would let two beautiful girls not eat, and he would eat alone. People ran to the living room to hit the floor.

Could it be...he's full?

Ying carefully checked his body again, and the result was still the same as when he just woke up, which meant that Hua Hong did not attack him, no, Hua Hong did not necessarily have to do it, and the son of God might also come to join in the fun.

Alas, sure enough, drinking was a mistake.

Afterwards, the two walked out of the room lightly, without waking Hua Hong up. Anyway, he didn't have a job, so it's better to let him wake up naturally.

The two ran to Daozuma City early in the morning on an empty stomach, where they ate and drank a lot.

"Hey, Hua Hong, when did you wake up?" Looking at Hua Hong who was carrying a bun, Shenzi was a little surprised. With Hua Hong's lazy dog-like living habits, he would not go out easily. What happened today? Do you still want to be outside?

In fact, it's not impossible, but Ying is still on the side, which is not good at all, and she doesn't think Hua Hong can fix Ying and let Ying participate together.

Hua Hong glanced at the dazed Shenzi, and he could sense Shenzi's thoughts with just one glance. After all, after living for such a long time, some thoughts of this woman are easy to understand.

"I can't help it. I only drank alcohol last night. I didn't eat too much. I woke up hungry in the morning." Hua Hong took a bite of the steamed stuffed bun. This is Liyue's breakfast. He was also lucky to find a shop selling it. Baozi's breakfast shop.

"No, if you wake up from hunger, doesn't the shrine have a kitchen? It's a long way from here to the shrine, so if you think about it, just say it." Shenzi took two buns out of the bag and gave them to each other. One, she hasn't eaten buns for a long time.

Before that, Hua Hong would make some steamed buns for them from time to time, but making steamed stuffed buns was too troublesome, unless she wrapped them well, Hua Hong would not do it.

Of course, sometimes, Hua Hong can feed him a specific breakfast by paying some price.

"Yes, yes, yes, I miss you so much." Hua Hong said weakly, he would not be very energetic, because Ying was still here last night, although he was perverted, he still wouldn't play special games in front of the gods.

But this does not mean that the woman Shenzi will be honest. He held back all night last night, but this guy never came out after carrying Ying into the house. He wanted to knock on the door, but Shenzi came directly and said nothing. Clothes, what should he do with this, he must dare to bet on whether he wears clothes or not.

Originally, Shenzi promised himself that he would come back in the morning to wake him up, but in the end, he woke up from hunger, and the woman went shopping directly.

"Come on, I bought you a love breakfast, hurry up and eat it while it's hot." Shenzi snatched the rice ball from Ying's arms and used it as an apology to Hua Hong.

In the morning, because she got too many photos of Ying, she was so excited that she forgot about him. When she discussed with Ying and came to the living room, Ying was still by her side at that time, so she couldn't call Hua in front of Ying. Get up, Hong, it will probably make Ying completely autistic.

As for now, I can only pray that Hua Hong will not be too anxious, she doesn't want to lose face in front of Ying, no, this is not as simple as losing face, this is completely social death.

At that time, if Ying mocked herself, don't blame her for being Hua Hong's wingman.

Snapped!

Hua Hong slapped Shenzi on the back of the head, and looked at her helplessly: "Don't be distracted, where are you going to go?"

Shenzi is a woman who is good in everything, but she likes brain supplements too much.

Ying shook her head, originally the two of them were strolling about the same way, now that Hua Hong came over, she didn't want to bother the young couple.

"There's nothing to go shopping, I still have a lot of work to do, so let's go first."

"Hey, wait, Ying, don't..."

Shenzi was about to call Ying to stop, but Hua Hong covered her mouth, and at the same time warned in her ear: "My lord, you don't want to die in front of your friends, do you?"

These words unexpectedly made the experienced Shenzi blush. She also understood Hua Hong's meaning, but she couldn't guarantee whether this guy was joking or serious. After all, Ying's current situation, if Hua Hong tried his best to attack , It is not impossible to win.

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Chapter 67 Miyaji-sama, do you understand it well?

At this moment, Shenzi wanted to make herself more simple. Although she liked the days of instant understanding, the price she had to pay after instant understanding made her physically and mentally exhausted.

If Hua Hong's strength is weak enough, then it's okay for her to understand in seconds, but Hua Hong's strength is very strong, he can catch the subtle expression changes on her face, and then make fun of himself.

"Yo, it seems that you understand it very well, Mr. Gongsi." Hua Hong teased with his arm around Shenzi's shoulder.

"Hua Hong, you are so perverted, but I like it very much." Shenzi raised his eyebrows at him, and then led him to the small stall next to him.

After all, Nao Nao Nao Nao, she did this just to keep Hua Hong safe, she hadn't enjoyed shopping yet, if Hua Hong pulled her back, she would probably have to wait until night to come out, or even go out for a long time at night. go back.

Alas, I suddenly began to miss the days when Hua Hong was addicted to witchcraft.

Hua Hong also knew that she was stalling for time, but the promise he had promised to go shopping with her two days ago had nothing to do with it, so he just took this opportunity to make up for it.

Seeing Shenzi buying a little here and a little there, Hua Hong doubted whether she really needed these things, and if she didn't buy them back, she would just put them away for ashes.

The time was abruptly dragged by Shenzi until noon, but she was exhausted to death, so she had to take Hua Hong to find a ramen shop for lunch.

"How's your shopping? Have you had fun?"

The two were sitting in a private room, Hua Hong looked at Shenzi who was a little nervous, and asked a little funny.

"Of course not. With you by my side, I am full of motivation." No matter how tired Shenzi is, he doesn't want to... Wait, this scene is so familiar!

Shenzi quickly sensed his surroundings, and sure enough, it was another sound-proof formation.

"Hua Hong, in my eyes, you are a gentleman anyway, please hold back." Shenzi regretted it as soon as she finished speaking. Speak seductively.

"Eat first. I have to go back to read when I'm full. Don't run around at night." Hua Hong didn't make things difficult for her. After a morning of activities, he almost calmed down. It's only an afternoon, and he still has to wait. rise.

And he didn't forget his newly developed breath buff, but he still has plenty of time, there are still more than two years, which is enough for him to improve the breath buff.

"Reading is good, so you can protect me in the future." When Shenzi heard that Hua Hong didn't plan to let him pay back the debt, he immediately became energetic.

Even under the table, her jade feet began to play tricks.

"I'm starting to wonder, are you indulging in lust?" Hua Hong clamped the gift under the table with his legs.

On the table, Hua Hong put away the original sake on the table, took out four bottles of Zhidong spirits, and filled them up for Shenzi.

"What are you doing? You know that I'm a poor drinker. Let go of my feet. I'm just stretching." Shenzi told Hua Hong to get serious, and began to struggle unwillingly.

Hua Hong let go of the restraint on her feet, but stood up and sat next to her according to others, and even closed the window with a wave of his hand.

"It's easy to be discovered by others. Calm down first. After you get back, you can do whatever you want." Shenzi really didn't want to be bullied here. Although there was a different kind of stimulation, it was hard for her to accept it.

"Just now I let you go once, you asked for it, no wonder me." Even after saying this, Hua Hong didn't do anything, because the dishes were not ready yet, so he couldn't clean up the room halfway and pick up the dishes. dishes.

If this is the case, then he would rather wait a little longer.

Miko prayed in her heart that the chef would cook slowly, and it would be better if there were not enough ingredients today, and then let them eat at another place.

Although this can only be a fantasy, it is indeed the most real thought in Shenzi's heart.

After all, she didn't want to spend the whole afternoon here with one meal.

Soon, there was a knock on the door, and the waiter brought in the dishes one by one after agreeing.

Miko held the chopsticks in her hands when the waiter entered the room, not for anything else, at least to let her eat something warm.

After the waiter left, the chopsticks in Shenzi's hand were snatched away by Hua Hong, "If you're hungry, I have plenty, enough for you to eat."

Shenzi shook his head frantically. If he doesn't want to eat this good food, he must eat you?

Shenzi kept on doing nothing, and directly transformed into a fox form and crawled under the table. In this case, Hua Hong couldn't do anything to himself.

Why are you doing this, when the time comes, you won't be able to sleep all night again.

But Shenzi could only snort softly, and turned his head arrogantly, it seemed that the crisis had been touched temporarily.

"Actually, in the past two years, I have not only been reading books, but also learned and developed a lot of buffs and witchcraft, for example, turning monsters back into their original form into human beings again."

Under Shenzi's horrified gaze, Hua Hong cast an instant witchcraft on her body, and in just an instant, she changed from the appearance of a fox to the original appearance of Yae Gongsi.

And it's still under the table.

"You are too shameless, how can you be so guarded against your wife." Shenzi simply lay down under the table and did not go out. She didn't change her mood about Hua Hong's plotting against her.

She could more or less guess that Hua Hong would learn this witchcraft, and it was most likely forced by her. After all, she used the trick of turning back into a little fox at least a hundred times in the past two years.

"Now, my lord, it's time for dinner." Hua Hong put his hand on the back of Shenzi's head and stroked it gently.

......

"Hua Hong, I really want to scold people right now." Shenzi was lying on the table. At this time, she was neatly dressed, and she had been carefully cleaned and tidied.

"Who are you going to scold?" Hua Hong asked knowingly while drinking a little wine.

"A bastard, a pervert."

These words made Hua Hong wonder whether he should do it or not. Although he knew that the Son of God was scolding him, but because there was no evidence, if he did it, it would be tantamount to admitting that he was a bastard and a pervert in disguise.

But seeing Shenzi's expression of wanting to eat but not being able to eat, he immediately calmed down, and let her scold if she wanted to, anyway, he had already written it down in his notebook.

Shenzi poked the rice ball with her chopsticks, she was so full now that she couldn't eat any more food, but the food in front of her was really delicious after being heated!

Especially her favorite fried tofu!

It's all because Hua Hong, a bastard, has to make a fuss here, and she has to go to heat up her lunch.

This time, Shenzi kicked Hua Hong confidently.

Hua Hong happily ate the rice in the bowl, and didn't bother with the Son of God about it. As a great sage, Hua Hong would not bother with his wife about these trivial matters.

Seeing his calm face, Shenzi tried it out with his feet, then froze for a moment, then withdrew his feet abruptly, and looked at Hua Hong in shock.

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"Ahem, eat, eat." Even though his stomach was already full, Shenzi still picked up the chopsticks and pretended to hold the food.

I'm careless, I should have thought of it earlier, this guy's body is fine, let alone after adding buffs.