Yuanshin: Before I was buried by Walnut, I opened the coffin and got up

He resorted to shamelessness, slapstick, rolling, cuteness, misery, and rainbow fart.

"Master! I can't do it! I really can't do it! My health is actually very poor, and I'm so weak... With so much amber, I really can't do it alone..."

"A person like you, the hall master, who is beautiful, kind, understanding, reasonable, ice-snow, smart, and wise, with a deep understanding of righteousness, cleverness, versatility, and unparalleled people, surely you won't have the heart to let me, a poor person, bear such a heavy burden alone..."

Jiang Bai said many idioms in one breath, all boasting.

In the end, as soon as he calmed down, he almost hugged Hu Tao's leg and wiped his tears.

"Master, I can't bear it!"

Qiqi hesitated to speak, she really wanted to say that she would come to help, but seeing Jiang Bai shaking Hutao's hand vigorously, she opened her mouth, but finally said nothing.

Hu Tao got goosebumps from his trick, and quickly shook off his hand and jumped aside to rub his arms frantically.

"Master! I'm just a poor man who just woke up, penniless, homeless, homeless and amnesiac!"

Jiang Bai, who was thrown away, fell to the ground, with one hand facing the sky, his eyes contained a lot of grievances, and he looked like he was about to cry.

Under Jiang Bai's operations, Hu Tao still couldn't bear to let his poor little brother suffer alone.

Chapter 76 Is He Dead?

She sighed, looking at the sky with infinite melancholy.

"Hey, whoever makes the master of this hall have a kind heart, I will try to help you share some..."

How did she find such a younger brother?

Too shameless...

Walnut regrets it.

She knew that Jiang Bai was thick-skinned, but she didn't expect him to be so thick-skinned.

What the hell is holding a girl's hand and rubbing it!

Did he think he was a child!

A big man, can you show some face!

No way, to say so bluntly, and to say that you are hypocritical, does this mean that you have no intention of leaving a way out for yourself?

You cry, you cry out!What a pretentious look!

Tell yourself so miserable, usually you are sad!

Hu Tao uttered a lot of dirty words in her heart, but her fairly good moral character did not allow her to say these words in the end.

She conceded.

Consider him great...

Hearing Hu Tao's change of words, Jiang Bai immediately jumped up and cheered, and the appearance of crying or not pretending to be miserable and depressed disappeared instantly.

"Long live the hall master! The hall master is the best! I knew the hall master would not be so cruel!"

Qiqi opened her mouth wide.

Although she didn't quite understand what happened, she felt that she had learned a lot.

The way she looked at Jiang Bai changed a bit, and most of the tall image she had established when she met for the first time collapsed.

It turned out that it wasn't Hu Tao who was out of tune, it was the people in Xiangshengtang who were out of tune.

She doesn't want to become like this, it's better not to...

Although Mr. Bai Shu adopted her for other reasons, at least he didn't hurt her.

Walnut is already numb, and has no reaction to Jiang Bai's flattery.

"Let's go, hurry up and find a suitable place to camp before it's dark, we have to stay here for a few more days..." After saying this, Hu Tao walked down weakly.

Having such a little brother is both her luck and her misfortune.

After finding a suitable place to camp, it was getting dark.

Several people gathered around the fire to roast wild boar during the day, and the sound of burning firewood crackled.

"Master, the immortal can handle this kind of thing with a spell, why do we have to break it one by one?"

At this stupid question, Walnut turned the barbecue and rolled his eyes.

"You are stupid! This is obviously the real king's test for us!"

Why let the immortals do what they can do with a single magic trick?

It is not only a test for them, but also the price they need to pay for obtaining the Sifang True Soul.

If you don’t pay any price, why should others give you treasures?

Because of your good looks?Because you have friendship with immortals?Or is it because of your extraordinary use?

"Oh..." Jiang Bai just asked.

Qiqi didn't say much along the way, she didn't know what to say.

If you don't pay attention to what you want to say, it will be forgotten in the next second.

"Qiqi is going to rest first." Qiqi stood up from the stool.

"Well, let's rest!" Hu Tao nodded and reminded, "Don't go out quietly at night like yesterday!"

"it is good."

At seven or seven o'clock, I got into my tent.She didn't need to eat, she didn't need food to replenish her strength, and she didn't like a hot fire.

She's about to start doing calisthenics every day, and she's too embarrassed to let others see.

Jiang Baijiang put the grilled meat into his mouth, and his mouth was full of oily fragrance.

"This wild pork is not bad..."

Wild boars conceived by the natural elements of heaven and earth are quite different. They have no fishy or smelly smell at all.

The flesh is tight and firm.

Although Jiang Bai couldn't chew on a walnut-painted cake, it was quite easy to eat wild boar.

"The wild boar in Mondeqingquan Town is the best..." Hu Tao held the opposite opinion.

While the wild boar was okay, it wasn't very good.

"If you have a chance to go to Qingquan Town, you can bring back some wild pork. Mr. Zhong is best at the slow-cooked marinated fresh meat."

Walnut took a bite off the roast meat, chewing while saying:

"It's just that the old man is more particular about cooking. The ham should use the standard ham legs of the Yuehai Pavilion banquet, the fresh meat should use fresh pork belly hunted in Qingquan Town that day, and the bamboo shoots should be spring bamboo shoots with tight knots from Qingcezhuang, and then Simmered and simmered for hours..."

While talking, she actually wanted to eat...

When Hu Tao said this, Jiang Bai was also aroused, "If you have a chance, you must try it."

He hasn't eaten the dishes made by Mr. Zhongli yet.

Qiqi was doing calisthenics in the tent, under the photo of the fire, a large shadow was cast on the tent.

"What is Qiqi doing?" Jiang Bai was curious.

Hu Tao probably knew a little bit, and after chasing Qi Qi for so long, she also knew a little bit.

"It should be some kind of way to keep the body soft..."

Jiang Bai didn't speak.

Even if it is a zombie, it is not easy to live well...

Like him, although he was taken in by Walnut, he has a place to live and eat, but if he wants to have Mora in his pocket, he has to succumb to the boss's coercion.

Zombies are not easy, and it is not easy to beat workers...

As for Hu Tao, as the head of the hall, it is not easy...

After eating the barbecue and simply brushing his teeth, Jiang Bai lay down in the condensed coffin, covered the coffin board, and fell asleep.

It was dawn the next day.

The sun has not yet risen, and the sky illuminates the earth.

The waking birds were chirping on the treetops, and Qiqi was the first to crawl out of the tent.

She sleeps very lightly and doesn't need to sleep very long, so she wakes up at dawn.

Looking at the large sarcophagus in front of her, she rubbed her eyes.

Look again, the big sarcophagus is still there.

She took two steps back in fear, a little afraid that Hu Tao would use this to pretend to be her.

She hates death, and naturally she doesn't like the coffin that symbolizes death.

She stayed with them for a few days, and Jiang Bai slept in tents these days, so she didn't know that Jiang Bai still had the hobby of sleeping in coffins.

Seeing such a big coffin, she was really frightened.

She bypassed the big coffin far away, found a stream to wash, and then squatted by the stream to read her notebook.

After Hu Tao woke up and came out of the tent, he trotted over.

Pointing to the big coffin, she asked, "Why is there a coffin?"

"You have to ask Jiang Bai about this."

Hu Tao shrugged, walked to the coffin and lifted the lid of the coffin, revealing Jiang Bai who was sleeping soundly inside.

Feeling the surrounding suddenly brighten, Jiang Bai, who was immersed in sleep, turned over and covered his head with a quilt.

Qiqi walked over curiously, stood on tiptoe and grabbed the side of the coffin to look in, and asked suspiciously, "Why does he sleep in the coffin?"

In her cognition, only the dead sleep in coffins.

Is he dead?

"The coffin is actually quite comfortable, otherwise why do you think he slept so soundly?"

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Hu Tao put her arms around her chest, looked down at Jiang Bai who was sleeping in Xiangxiang, and then she started promoting the business of Xiangshengtang to Qiqi in the next second.

"How about it? Would you like to order a coffin to sleep in? Guaranteed to give you a different experience!"

"No, no..." Facing the enthusiastic Hu Tao, Qi Qi waved her hands while backing away, hiding behind the stone.

Some kind of PTSD is about to kick in...

She really couldn't get along with this woman.

"Okay, okay..." Seeing Qiqi's firm attitude, Hu Tao was a little bit sorry.

It's not good for her to scare Qiqi anymore, it would be bad to scare her away when the time comes.

What a great prospect, what a pity...

The sale failed, and Hu Tao began to wake Jiang Bai up.

"Get up, get up! If you don't get up again, the people from Qiuqiu are coming to beat you!"

She took the feather she didn't know where to pick up, lifted the quilt covering Jiang Bai's head, slowly turned at the tip of his nose, and rubbed his nose with the feather from time to time.

Jiang Bai in his sleep felt his nose itchy and sneezed.

Seeing that he couldn't wake him up no matter what, Hu Tao held onto the edge of the coffin, put her head next to his ear, and said faintly:

"If you don't get up again, black and white impermanence will come to ecstasy~"

Jiang Bai wanted to cover his ears, but Hu Tao's words pierced his ears like a magic voice, forcing him out of his sleep.

When he opened his eyes, he saw Hu Tao's big face looking down at 180 degrees again.

It's just that this big face is very close to him at the moment, with a weird smile on it.

Jiang Bai was so scared that he shrank back suddenly, pulling the quilt to cover himself like a shy little daughter-in-law, trying to distance himself from this face.

However, the coffin was only so big, no matter how much he shrank it, he couldn't shrink it much.