"Ah? Why?"
Wu Yi was taking off the disposable plastic gloves on his hands, and was about to stuff them into a large paper bag with various empty boxes to take away, when he heard the sound, he paused.
Kiriyama Ikuha pointed to the pile of junk food packaging in front of him, and put on a slightly reproachful tone.
"Next time, don't bring this kind of thing to the meeting room to eat."
"why?"
"Because this is a conference, not a place to eat."
To everyone's surprise, Tongshan Shengye did not
He didn't get angry directly, but explained it word by word.
But Wu Yi interrupted him with a wave of his hand.
"I didn't mean that, I meant—why should I listen to you?"
"……what?"
Kiriyama Ikuyo was stunned for a moment, and it took a while to react and raise the volume.
"Because I am the vice president, this is the vice president's order!"
"You are the vice president, but I am also the vice president~" Wu Yi shrugged, "Is the vice president really amazing?"
"I...is this the way a first-year student should speak to a second-year student?!"
It was only then that Kiriyama Ikuha realized that the guy in front of him was indeed named as the vice president not long ago by his most respected senior Horikita. In theory, he should be on the same level as him. He had no choice but to show his seniority oppressive.
"Then I'm still one level older than you. According to your logic, I should be your boss, Vice President Tongshan."
Wu Yi pointed to where he was sitting, which was indeed closer to the main seat than Tongshan Shengye.
"So I order you, Vice President Tongshan, to bring snacks for all future meetings."
"what?"
Kiriyama Ikuba almost thought that his ears had heard it wrong.
Alas, this brain probably won't accomplish anything, no wonder why Nanyun oppressed him so badly...
Wu Yi silently shook his head in his heart, stretched out his hand to pat the second-year senior on the shoulder, and lowered his voice.
"Don't be stupid, only social animals are respectful and meticulous in meetings, but this also shows that you are nervous, but how can a real leader show nervousness in front of other people?"
"You have to learn to be calm and calm. Even if the sky is falling, you have to show the kind of calmness of 'Wow, brothers, come out to watch the fireworks', so that everyone can convince you."
"And I also know that you have conflicts with that yellow-haired nouveau riche. Regarding Vice President Kiriyama, you... well, the 'bumpy experience' President Horikita has told me before, so if you want to fuck him, you have to Be more presumptuous than him where he is presumptuous, and more aggressive than him where he is aggressive! It’s a simple literal meaning, should you understand it?”
"Well, I don't ask you to understand everything all at once, anyway, take your time, just start with snacks."
Every word Wu Yi said violently beat Tongshan Shengye's brain nerves like a magic sound, making him feel like he wanted to refute but didn't know where to refute.
It belongs to the kind of speech that sounds messy at first glance, but it seems to make sense when you think about it carefully.
And, why go around and go back to eating snacks?
As if seeing the doubts of the second-year senior, Wu Yi sighed softly.
"Look, no matter how arrogant that yellow-haired upstart is, he doesn't dare to eat at the meeting, right? But as long as you dare, you can eat at the meeting, even bring your people to eat at the meeting, and If they have nothing to eat, then you have already won in terms of momentum, and you have won too much."
"Don't worry, Chairman Horikita will never say anything, and most importantly, do you know what it is?"
Wu Yi suddenly tapped the table with his fingers, like a teacher tapping on a blackboard to mark key points, and then clenched his fists in front of Tongshan Shengye.
"You have weapons!"
"……arms?"
Vice President Tongshan looked blank, wondering what this had to do with weapons.
"That's right, it's a weapon!"
Wu Yi gritted his teeth and emphasized in a low voice.
"You eat the fries and you have the wrapper in your hand, you eat the chicken leg and you have the bones in your hand, and if the yellow-haired upstart talks nonsense at a meeting, you can throw them at him! With greasy Bone hit him in the face!"
"Do you know what this kind of behavior is called? It's called feeding the dog!"
"The damage is so low that it doesn't even constitute a fight, but it's extremely insulting!"
"what……"
Following Wu Yi's eloquent words and sentences, Kiriyama Yuba, who should have slowly typed out the question mark, seemed to follow the logic of the former, and gradually appeared in his mind that he threw a chicken bone at the meeting. In the picture, the corners of the mouth can't help but rise slightly.
"Does it feel good just thinking about it?" Wu Yi's voice was like the whisper of a devil.
"is a bit……"
Kiriyama Ikuba murmured.
"Just cool!"
Wu Yi showed a teachable expression, and patted the second-year senior on the shoulder again.
"Understood, remember to bring snacks to the next meeting, and study hard!"
"Um……"
Kiriyama Yuba seemed to be still immersed in the imaginary picture, and subconsciously responded.
It wasn't until a while later that he suddenly reacted with a jolt and looked around at the already empty conference room.
Wait, what did I promise just now!
At the same time, in the corridor outside the meeting room.
"It seems that you and Tongshan get along pretty well."
Horikita looked at Wu Yi who came out of the door with a handful of fast food bags, and said calmly.
Tachibana beside him was not there, probably he was given some excuse to let him go back first.
"Well, I can't help it. He looks really useless, so I chatted a little bit and exchanged experience."
Wu Yi looked downcast.
But Horikita was silent for a while, and decided not to explore what this so-called "experience" was.
"Forget it, since you've joined the student union, I can say some things directly."
"Have you... heard that I have a younger sister?"
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Kiriyama Ikuha acted quite useless in the original book. He originally mixed with Horikita, but as soon as Horikita resigned, he was completely useless. In the end, he could only honestly be Nagumo's licking dog, trying to make Nagumo graduate soon Get him some time, and get him into Class A alone.
Chapter 147 My sister will be handed over to you
"slightly?"
Wu Yi paused for a moment, and immediately realized who the younger sister Horikita Xue was talking about, and immediately let out a oh.
"Are you talking about Horikita Suzune? Well, I know what's the matter. By the way, are you brothers and sisters having a conflict? I asked curiously before if she and you are siblings. Although she didn't directly say no, she was also very manic. refused to answer my question."
"... manic?"
Horikita Gaku frowned at the last description.
Wu Yi shrugged: "Well, it may be a bit exaggerated to say so, but in short, that's what it means. The whole person is like a hedgehog, huddled tightly, and no matter who tries to touch it, it will be stuck. Autistic patients."
"Um……"
Hearing this, Horikita gaku seemed to cover up his sighs with deep murmurs, and walked forward slowly.
"She wasn't meant to be like that."
"Hey, hey, listen to this familiar beginning, are you going to have some weird late-night sibling orthopedic file?"
Wu Yi also followed with the things in his hands, and couldn't help but complain.
"It's useless to tell me about this kind of thing first. If you really want to talk about it, you should talk to your ball-headed secretary. Anyway, she should like you by the way, and maybe you can get you in through this matter." Isn't it beautiful that her impression has changed from 'the president of the student union who is cold and cold' to 'a gentle and good brother who is cold on the outside and warm on the inside'?"
"This matter has nothing to do with Tachibana, it's all my responsibility." Horikita denied it.
"Whispering." Wu Yi nodded slightly.
"..."
For some reason, seeing the guy in front of him put on a melon-eating look like "the peanut stool is ready and you need to speak", Horikita Gaku made up his mind and the words he prepared were gone in an instant. The desire to speak out.
The president of the student council shook his head and pushed the redundant thoughts out of his mind.
"Lingyin has admired me since she was a child, thinking that I am a perfect and omnipotent elder brother, but since then, she has imitated me more and more, whether it is the tone of voice when speaking, or the way I treat people. Attitude, she's imitating me in almost every way."
Huh?
As a person who also has a younger sister, Wu Yi feels a bit wrong no matter how he hears it.
"Are you showing off?"
"No, I didn't mean to show off..."
Horikita Gaku was stunned by the hostility that came from nowhere.
"It's better to say that I don't want her to imitate me at all, it's just... I used the wrong method, I deliberately adopted a cold treatment method, and used a cold attitude to avoid contact with Lingyin more and more. I thought that would relieve Lingyin from my pain. The impression of her, but she didn't expect that my behavior would be understood by her as an excellent person who should be proud."
"So I came to this closed management school, thinking that I could completely cut off contact with Lingyin, but I didn't expect Lingyin to chase after her."
"Then haven't you considered having a good talk with your sister?" Wu Yi was surprised.
"..."
Falling into a brief silence, Horikita gaku shook his head slightly.
"This is no longer a problem that can be resolved simply by 'talking'."
"Then have you talked with your sister?" Wu Yi continued to ask.
"..."
Horikita was silent again.
Wu Yi didn't give him a chance to breathe at all, and continued to ask questions.
"Could it be that you haven't talked about it once?"
"..."
"The legendary Tsundere ruins his life?"
"..."
"You're still playing Tsundere with your own sister?"
"..."
Wu Yi posed several questions together like a cannonball, completely sinking the president of the student union.
"To be honest, I don't know what to do at this point..." Horikita Gaku had a rare wry smile on his face, "So the only way I can think of is that there is a person who is under the eyes of everyone. Defeat me head-on, and that's the only way to make Suzune look away from me."
"Are you referring to the sports festival?" Wu Yi understood what he meant, "It is indeed a good opportunity for 'all eyes', but it only considers the physical fitness of the students. I don't think your sister worships you because you have been very good at it since you were a child." beat……"
"I know, but Suzune will definitely notice my defeat."
Horikita said.
"I applied for the last leg of the 1000-[-]-meter relay for the whole grade. As long as I show any unwillingness, if Lingyin still wanted to surpass me at that time, she will definitely compete with you in the future... …I certainly don’t mean physical fitness, but other things.”
"For example?"
"For example, she will definitely join the student union like you and become your competitor."
Horikita glared sideways.
"It will depend on your performance at that time. Given time, Lingyin must have found a new target to catch up with."
"My friend, what you said sounds a bit like you are asking Gu..." Wu Yi twitched the corner of his mouth.
"There's nothing wrong with saying that if you have to."
"Cancer? Leukemia? It can't be a venereal disease, can it?"
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