People are collapsing, start a gentleman simulator

People are collapsing, start a gentleman simulator Author: A Pigeon

Introduction:

Traveling to the world of Honkai III, Lu Yu activated his simulator.

[emulator start]

[The host, as a gentleman, please guide the heroines to a healthy path in the simulation as much as possible! ]

"Miss Kiana Kaslana, I am fascinated by your beauty."

"Bishop Teresa, I'll be waiting for you in the church tonight."

"Raiden Mei, you don't want your father to go to jail, do you?"

"Queen Sirin, I'm your dog tonight!"

Lu Yu: "The dog system will kill me, what about the gentleman you promised?"

(This book is a fan, there are a lot of secondary settings, I don't like to get into it by mistake.)

Chapter 1 Bad Reviews (Remastered Edition)

Traveling is a very simple matter.

Just like Lu Yu, he witnessed Huberian at four o'clock in the morning, for the first gear, for the chapter of Nirvana, he was sent to Changkong City by a kind truck just at breakfast the next day after scoring consecutive points.

He crossed!

As an old rice fan, Lu Yu knew that Changkong City was the place where dreams began, and the story of Beng started from here.

Unexpectedly, after traveling to the collapsed world, his first stop was Changkong City. Is this telling himself that his time-traveling life will start from here!

【Successfully bind the emulator】

【Welcome to "Gentleman Simulator"】

[This simulator will never affect reality, please host as much as possible in the simulator to play a gentleman. 】

[After each simulation is completed, the audience will rate the simulation, and the host will get some points as a reward according to the score. 】

[Rewards can be exchanged for various rewards in the mall. 】

[Note: Experience your different life in the simulator! 】

Lu Yu: "..."

Gentleman Simulator, the name doesn't sound serious. I, Lu Yu, was considered a good person before time travel.

[The first simulation is about to start, please prepare the host]

[Countdown: 5 4 3 2 1]

"Hey wait, I still have a question to ask, should it be so fast?"

【Practice the truth, ask the host to find the desired answer in the simulation. 】

[Talent selection link: 1-6 talents will randomly appear in each simulation, with different qualities, and the host can choose 1-3 of them. 】

[1 not lustful (1 star): you are a colorblind]

[2 Weakness (1 star): Your vitality may not be as good as that of a cricket]

[3 Smooth tongue (2 stars): You are a liar]

[4 Strong and strong (3 stars): You can kill a tiger with a slide shovel]

[5 Miserable life (2 stars): Your life is not so beautiful, but you will win people's hearts by accident]

What kind of start is this?It's not that Lu Yu has never played an emulator before, but this is the first time he has seen an emulator with such a slow start.

"I choose the last three."

[The simulation officially begins. (Note: Tips for beginners, the current part of the host's ability value is too low. Judging from the existing attributes and the current talent selected by the host, there is a high probability that this simulation will have a happy ending!)]

[1 year old: You were born in an ordinary family. 】

It's ok, start normally.

[3 years old: Your body has been very strong since you were a child, and your parents are very happy for it]

Lu Yu guessed that this should be the 3-star talent starting to take effect. Unlike the 2 2-star talents with negative effects, the 3-star talent is purely positive.

[7 years old: Your home was attacked by Houkai beasts and dead men. You survived because of your extraordinary physique and the protection of your parents, but your strong vitality attracted the curiosity of scientists, and you were imprisoned for research. Place. ] (Talent Miserable Life activates)

[9 years old: You are sensible and find that the scientists in the institute are all lunatics, and some brutal research and experiments are being carried out here every day. 】

[Age 10: The children you locked up with begin to disappear. 】

【11 years old: Feeling that something is going wrong, you start to think about how to leave. 】

[11 years old: You quickly locked on your target, a middle-aged female scientist. 】

[13 years old: With your unremitting efforts, you used sweet words to deceive the other party's trust, and the other party promised to find an opportunity to send you away] (Talent glib)

[13 years old: You finally had the chance to escape, and the white-haired little girl locked up with you begged you to take her away with you, what would your choice be? 】

【Promise to take her away: Okay, then follow me. 】

[Reject her request: I already have a rich woman, I will never love again! 】

Boil!

What kind of spicy chicken simulator is this?

Start with this?And why is it a middle-aged woman? Are there no good-looking ladies in this research institute?

Lu Yu thought about these two options. Since he can win people's hearts, he should not be hurt by this middle-aged aunt. The white-haired girls are all sent to the door, so he naturally has to choose to agree.

"I choose to agree."

[13 years old: You agreed to the white-haired girl's request and told her that from today onwards, she is yours. 】

"I beg you, don't add drama to me. I just want to take her out of the sea of ​​suffering!"

[13 years old: You and the white-haired girl escaped, and the middle-aged woman invited you to live with her at her home. Do you agree? 】

[Accept the woman's request: Auntie, I don't want to work harder, you are eager to experience the pleasure brought by the rich woman's happy ball. 】

[Reject the woman's request: Do you think you can work harder. 】

"It's still a choice? Why refuse it! I'm only 13 years old, and I still have a bright future!"

[14 years old: You and the white-haired girl escaped from the research institute. You were penniless and had no skills. After escaping from the sight of middle-aged women, you started to find ways to make money in order to survive. 】

[15 years old: You plan to coax the white-haired girl into a part-time job with sweet words, and then use the money she earns to spend time and money. 】

[16 years old: The girl didn't question your order at all. It was you who led her out of that hell-like research institute. She obeyed you, and she would agree to any request you made. 】

[18 years old: You became a moth, the girl awakened some strength, and she found a physical job through it, the girl at work was squeezed out, but you never cared about her, but felt that she earned too little. 】

Lu Yu, who has already realized that this simulator is not normal, is too lazy to complain, he just wants to see what new tricks this ghost simulation can give him.

[19 years old: You confessed to many outstanding women who tried to get soft food, but they were all rejected by the other party. Your blandishments were easily seen through by the knowledgeable women. 】

[20 years old: But you still found an opportunity to cheat a woman's favor. ] (Talent glib)

[21 years old: The girl you deceived is the princess of a chaebol. Her father found you and beat you severely, warning you not to approach his little princess again. 】

[21 years old: Angry, you went back to the rented room and smashed everything into pieces. You were very angry. The white-haired girl wanted to comfort you, but you refused, and you decided to go out and drink. 】

[22 years old: You clearly know that you are a scumbag, but your only moral bottom line tells you that you can't shoot a white-haired girl. You brought her out of hell, and you can't push her back in. 】

[23 years old: You didn't listen to the persuasion. You attacked the consortium's little princess again. This time, the little princess' father didn't let you go. You were put into a sack and sank into the Huangpu River. 】

【Age of death: 23 years old】

[Cause of death: I found trouble for myself, and the fish in the Huangpu River laughed to death. 】

Man, this simulation is too fucked up.

Although, it's just a simulator of Tu Yile, but it's really too much, right?

Where is this gentleman simulator?Obviously it's a fun simulator, right?

[The simulation ends. 】

[This simulation is over and the audience is starting to rate, please wait a moment. 】

[After scoring, this simulation has a full score of 100, and the host scored 28. It has been evaluated by the system, and it is confirmed at a glance. It is identified as: bad reviews]

[Comment from the audience: I don’t live as well as a cricket, next time I suggest you choose No. 2 talent. 】

[This reward 5 points has been issued, please check. 】

[Please note that some viewers have sent you an exquisite gift to thank the host for his wonderful life. 】

[Props: The stinky socks have been distributed, please check them. 】

Looking at the result of this fucking first simulation, Lu Yu fell into deep thought. Could it be that he should have chosen to finish his simulation life with a middle-aged woman?

Sure enough, Qiyana is more fragrant!

Anyway, it’s a simulator, just choose the one you like. Isn’t it impossible to ride Qiyana during the day and ride Yana at night? !

Even if I, Lu Yu, were to die today and be put into a sack by Leiden Ryoma to feed the fish, I wouldn't play happy balls with middle-aged women!

This is really not delicious!

Chapter 2 Popping Champagne (Reset Version)

"Bad man, go to hell!"

A ray of light flashed, and Kiyana returned to the bed in her bedroom.

The time is 7:47 in the morning.

Only a few seconds had passed since she was forced into that strange space. In other words, what happened just now did not affect the real time.

"Rotten person! Huh! I'm so mad, where did the rotten person come from!!"

Thinking of everything she saw in the space just now, Qiyana became so angry that she punched the quilt under her body vigorously with both hands, and the two twisted braids on her back followed her movements. dumped.

Just now, she was sucked into a strange space, and then she witnessed the life of another [Qiana] in it as an audience.

At first, Qiyana was quite happy watching it. Seeing the other self living happily with her parents when she was young, Qiyana was even a little envious.

Then she saw another Qiyana was caught in the research institute, and the other self in it seemed to have fallen from heaven to the abyss, living a life like purgatory every day.

Until another Kiyana was 13 years old, she was rescued by a little boy.

"It's great, I finally escaped from the research institute."

Qiyana, who was watching at the time, thought that the miserable life of her other self was finally over, but she didn't expect that the following days would be the beginning of her nightmare.

The boy who saved another of his own was a rotten man too!

He just took away the money he earned from hard work and then only cared about having fun, obviously another self believed in him so much, took him as a spiritual pillar, and wanted to dedicate everything to the boy...

The results of it!One bad guy!

It's all right to steal the money I earned, so I have to hook up with the little princess of some consortium?

In the end, he was beaten to death and fed fish in the sinking river?

Where is it that you are not good enough?Obviously it would be nice to live happily with myself, isn't it great to support each other?

So after reading it, when a voice told Kiyana that she could give the other party a gift, Lima chose to grab the unwashed smelly socks she wore during training yesterday and threw them away.

Obviously the other self likes him so much!The result turned out to be like this!Where did the rotten man come from?Go to hell.

Such a man deserves to be fed fish!

"..."

Suddenly thought of something, Qiyana stood up from the bed, she walked to the floor-to-ceiling mirror in the room, and carefully looked at herself in the mirror.

At the end of the story, Kiyana still remembers clearly that after learning of the man's death, the other self seemed to be a different person.

Those golden pupils, that queen-like demeanor and those eyes that are defiant, is it really me...

"Stupid Qiyana, it's almost eight o'clock, are you still sleeping late! Get up and train soon."