Jiang Bai: I, Jiang Bai, died of poverty today!Being approached by debt collectors!And absolutely not doing any work in the crew other than actors!When the God of Wealth comes, I can't control it, I said it!
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In a coffee shop in Akihabara, a dark-skinned middle-aged man is drinking coffee while holding a pen in his hand, writing and drawing on the script.
The man's appearance is ordinary, and his dark skin makes him look unattractive, but if someone in the script industry sees this unattractive, dark-skinned man, he may immediately step up and say respectful words.
This person is Urobuchi Xuan, the top manga screenwriter who is well-known outside the world and is known as the warrior of love!
"Hmm... suck... um... how should Ba Mami die..." Xu Yuanxuan looked at the plot of Ba Mami's battle with the Dim Sum Witch that he had already written.
He felt that the meaning of the role of Ba Mami had been fully explained before, and the next step was how to let Ba Mami die.
"There needs to be a relatively unexpected way of death... It's best to show Ba Mami's confidence at the same time, and then destroy this confidence in the next second... How about this, add one sentence: I have nothing to be afraid of. Hmm ,good……"
Thinking of this, Urobuchi wrote this sentence on the script, at this moment, a phone call interrupted Urobuchi who was thinking.
"Huh?" Xu Yuanxuan was slightly taken aback, and took out his mobile phone, and the call name on the phone showed the opposite caller "Xinfang Akiyuki".
"Hey... Xinfang, why are you looking for me?"
"Old Xu, let's take a look at the latest episode of Conan." Akiyuki Shinbo suddenly suggested to Urobuchi Gen, which made Urobuchi Gen a little confused for a while.
He frowned slightly and asked, "Conan? I haven't watched it for many years. Why do you want me to watch that?"
"Tsk... how should I put it, that is, didn't you name the senior in the script Ba Mami?"
"Ah, yes, what's the problem?"
"Um... In the latest episode of Conan, there is a character named Ba Mami..."
"?"
"And the heat is still very high..."
"??"
"You'll know just by looking at it..."
"???"
……
"All eyes are on me! Look at me, look at me! Let me announce something! Ba Mami is my wife!"
"Get out upstairs! Who is your wife! Ba Mamei is clearly my wife!"
"The two upstairs are sluts. They made such wild remarks after seeing my wife."
"How about you one or two put here to open a peach orchard?"
"One thing to say, don't brag about it, the supporting actress in Conan's latest episode is really good-looking, but unfortunately there are not many scenes, so it can only be used as a background board. If there are more scenes, I feel that the wife is definitely no less than Belmore. Germany."
"Upstairs, you are probably joking. How many years has Belmode been on the stage? This Ba Mami just came out, and she is an original character, which is not in the original novel. Mode is popular."
"However, I think the actor who plays Ba Mami is fully capable of playing Belmode. After all, if you look at the latest actor who plays Belmode, she doesn't even have the most essence. She is at least big! "
"It's true what you said. It's really better to let this actor replace the actor of Belmode. The new Belmode's chest is really flattering."
……
In the forums about Conan, such content basically emerges endlessly. Ba Mami, played by Jiang Bai, became famous almost overnight, although the reason for becoming famous is not her acting skills but her face.
Whether it's the temperament of pure desire, the temptation of the uniform, or the stunning appearance, it has captured the hearts of countless lsps as soon as it appeared on the stage, and countless audiences couldn't help but wonder who is the actor who plays Ba Mami, and how come they have never seen it before ?
After curious fans went to investigate, they found out that this actress is outrageous.
"I'm going! Look at this screenshot!"
A screenshot was posted on the forum, which is several screenshots of the credits list at the end of Conan's latest episode, and a name pops up repeatedly in it.
"Eshiro Miyano as Mami...Director: Eshiro Miyano...Editor: Eshiro Miyano...Photographer: Eshiro Miyano...Lighting: Eshiro Miyano...Art Director: Eshiro Miyano...Scene: Eshiro Miyano ..."
"Let me go, this picture is from P, right? Who is this Miyano Jiangbai? Is it the same name? Why can he occupy so many positions? Can't he be all-rounder?"
"I'm going, I just went to the end of the latest episode to take a look, and it turned out to be true! Who is this Miyano Jiangbai? So nb?"
"It's the beauty who played Ba Mami..."
"Wow~ As expected of my wife~ Really amazing!"
"Where did the monkey spirit come from upstairs? There are no peaches here!"
"My God, is this the difference between people... Some people are ugly and poor and can't find a job or a partner, while some people of the same age are beautiful and talented and become a blockbuster. A lot of people want to eat She peach..."
"Don't scold, don't scold, you won't be able to hold back anymore!"
And the focus of all this is sitting on the director's seat of the crew, drinking coffee leisurely with sunglasses on.
"Hey, Shimahikari, I'll leave it to you to design the shots for this part, I'll take a break today..."
"Morita, you can figure it out, I don't want to move."
"Mr. Jinnei, you have a lot of experience. If you have any questions about actors, you can talk about it. I have a lot of things to do. I want to focus on acting..."
As the filming of Conan's material gradually came to an end, Jiang Bai began to let go of the crew's control, and gradually began to hand over the shooting characters to other people. After training the crew for two weeks, Jiang Bai felt that it was almost enough for them to be alone.
Even if they can't make any amazing shots on their own, it's still more than enough to shoot Conan, although they have been shooting Conan before.
The crew members also noticed Jiang Bai's abnormality, but they didn't say much about us. After all, they all knew that Jiang Bai was just an outsider who joined the crew temporarily. This means there is no way.
"That...director, just finished shooting that one, let's not look at the effect..." Dao Guang took the filmed material and prepared to hand it over to Jiang Bai for review, and Jiang Bai lowered his sunglasses slightly, looking at Dao Guang with a pair of beautiful eyes.
"Don't think about asking me to finalize everything. I am the director but not the nursery teacher. You have to know whether the camera is good or not."
Although she said so, Jiang Bai still took the material taken by Daoguang and watched it. After reading it, she nodded slightly and said: "Yes, just design according to this quality. If you are sure, don't look for me , I really can’t decide to call me again..."
"Oh……"
Shimamitsu was hesitant to speak and stopped, and finally he could only respond softly, and then retreated helplessly. The other crew members looked at Jiang Bai's hands-off shopkeeper-style director, and they were more or less absent-minded.
In fact, this kind of hands-off shopkeeper-style directing method was originally Jiang Bai’s directing method before, but after Jiang Bai came, everything was arranged by himself. This kind of feeling that everyone has the backbone makes them feel at ease, but now Jiang Bai They suddenly chose to let go, but they were a little at a loss.
"What? If I don't ask you, you won't be able to do things? Then after I leave, will you simply disband? I have taken you for two weeks, and I have said what I have to say, and I have taught you what I have to teach. After the teaching, you don’t know how to do anything anymore, so what did I bring?”
Seeing everyone's absent-minded appearance, Jiang Bai suddenly felt an unknown fire in his heart, and said to everyone.
Her tone was neither angry nor loud at all, as if she was asking an ordinary question, but everyone could feel the calmness in her words. For a while, the entire crew was silent, and everyone bowed their heads in silence. I don't know how to answer.
Shimamitsu asked in surprise: "Hey, me? I...I can't."
"What's wrong?"
"I've never done this before..."
"I've never been a director before, and this is still my debut show. If you don't try, who can say you can't do it? Don't worry about this and that. Everyone in Yoshioka has been kicked out, and no one Pressing you, what's wrong with you being on top?"
Afterwards, Jiang Bai glanced at the other members of the production team and said: "After I leave, I will hand it over to Daoguang to guide the shooting. Everyone is also an old colleague. If you have any questions, just ask Daoguang. What's the problem with him?" You can just mention it."
After Jiang Bai finished speaking, a female lamp asked with some concern: "Director Miyano...can you really not stay?"
"..."
Suddenly, Jiang Bai felt that the eyes of all people were focused on her at this moment. She knew that these people wanted to keep her, these people respected herself, and these people hoped that she could test her and create another glories for Conan.
But...Jiang Bai couldn't do it.
Don't talk about creating another glories. After this episode is finished, Morishita's screenwriter's task will be completed. After that, he will return to the original crew to continue writing the script. Without a good script, even if Jiang Bai can shoot the screen well, that's fine. It's just a vase.
However, Jiang Bai really doesn't have much hope for the source of Conan's script. Then Yoshio Urasawa can write Conan. Can he write a funny screenwriter! ?Can't write!You don't have that ability, you know?
So even if Jiang Bai stays, she still has no way to save Conan. The quality of this latest episode is basically carried by Jiang Bai and Morishita. Jiang Bai is responsible for the quality of the picture, and Morishita is responsible for the plot arrangement.
However, Morishita is a freelance screenwriter, and he can't keep a barefoot man at all. What's the use of keeping Jiang Baiding?Just do a face project?
Let the two stay together?is it possible?It's hard to say, but Conan now, besides the traffic brought by feelings, what else can make people stay?
Jiang Bai didn't want to talk too much to these people, so he got up without saying a word, left the director's seat and walked out of the crew to take a breath. For some reason, she suddenly had an inexplicable impulse in her heart...she wanted to smoke...
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"Madam, is there anything you need?"
In the convenience store, the waiter asked Jiang Bai with a hint of enthusiasm. The first time he saw Jiang Bai, the waiter could feel her extraordinary. Whether it was appearance or temperament, he had only seen her in his life.
"Where did the eldest lady come from? Or an unknown idol?" The waiter guessed curiously in his heart.
Jiang Bai, on the other hand, looked at the cigarettes on the counter in the convenience store. He didn't know how to choose for a while. In his previous life, his favorite cigarette in Huaxia was Hard Zhonghua, but this is Dongying, let alone Hard Zhonghua. Two Huaxia Can't see the sign.
Jiang Bai, who didn't know how to choose, could only give the choice to the waiter: "Well... I want a pack of cigarettes..."
"Hmm... Ma'am, what brand of cigarettes do you want?" Hearing Jiang Bai actually asked about cigarettes, somehow, the waiter felt that Jiang Bai's image in his heart seemed to be a bit collapsed, after all, girls smoke...
"Hmm... waiter, you can choose. I don't know much about these brands... Which brand do you think is better?"
Jiang Bai's answer made the waiter's eyes brighten, and he instantly imagined in his mind that the girl ran away from home, her character was rebellious, her heart was melancholy, and she chose to try cigarettes that she had never tried before to numb herself.
"Oh, miss, it's better for girls not to smoke cigarettes. Don't decide to try it out of curiosity or rebellion. It's not good for your health."
"..." Jiang Bai looked at the waiter who was persuading him in surprise, and after a slight silence, he realized that the waiter in front of him seemed to have misunderstood something.
"Well... Actually, I just didn't see the cigarette I wanted..."
"what?"
"...I have been smoking for many years..." Jiang Bai smiled slightly and explained to the waiter.
Looking at Jiang Bai's calm and slightly melancholy smile, the waiter couldn't help being stunned for a moment, and when he came back to his senses, he immediately turned around in embarrassment and took a pack of cigarettes from the stand.
"That... Since you request it, Miss... you can try this..." Saying that, the waiter brought a pack of white and green cigarettes to Jiang Bai.
"Sa... lem... Sharon?" Jiang Bai picked up the cigarette and looked at the brand of the cigarette. The brand of the cigarette is called Sharon, and the packaging is quite small. Judging from the size, Jiang Bai guessed that this should be the so-called women's cigarette right...
"Yes, this is currently the most popular women's cigarette on the market in Tokyo. It has a strong mint and milk flavor in the mouth, and it has a large suction resistance. The amount of smoke that enters the lungs at one time is small, and the nicotine content is low..."
The waiter introduced the cigarette in Jiang Bai's hand to Jiang Bai, and Jiang Bai looked at the waiter's eloquent talk, and the corner of his mouth could not help but slightly curled up, and he smiled: "Haha, thank you, let's take this pack."
"Thank you for your patronage!"
Holding the Sharon cigarette in her hand, Jiang Bai skillfully tore open the package and made a hole in the corner of the package. With a slight shake, a cigarette popped out from the hole, and then she sent the cigarette to her mouth, and gently bit the cigarette , while the other hand has turned on the lighter and quickly lit the cigarette.
"Suck... um! Cough cough cough!! Cough cough cough!..."
Before the first sip was finished, Jiang Bai felt a strong sense of foreign body smoke from her lungs, and immediately, she coughed immediately.
Although it is said that she was an old smoker in her previous life, Jiang Bai in this life is a proper non-smoker both physically and psychologically. Although she is in a bad mood, she can't help but think of the relaxation brought by smoking in her previous life. , but using this body to smoke, naturally tears flowed down.
"Ah, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough...Kukukuku! Ah...cough cough, I choked to death... I remember that smoking was not so uncomfortable..." Jiang Bai frowned and muttered as he looked at the cigarette in his hand road.
In her impression, the feeling of smoking through the lungs is just a slight stimulation. She never thought that smoking with this new body would produce such a strong stimulation.
"Hey... I don't even have to smoke..." Jiang Bai sighed helplessly, found a place to sit down in front of the convenience store, and rested with a cigarette in his mouth. With the minty aroma in the mouth, this Ms. Salon cigarette is pretty good.
Not to mention, women's cigarettes play with real flowers in taste. The mint-like refreshing feeling brought by cigarettes in the mouth also has a mellow milky fragrance. I don't know how those researchers did it. .
"Huh~" spit out a mouthful of white smoke, watching the white smoke slowly drift, roll, spread, and finally disappear, Jiang Bai lay on the seat with his legs crossed in a daze.
It's not the first time Jiang Bai has seen the problem of Conan's crew. This is a problem that almost all long-form TV series must experience. Even "Doctor Who", which is known as the most classic long-form TV series, has also experienced screenwriters' illness in recent years. Case.
As for how to solve it, judging from Jiang Bai's many years of experience in the industry, it is not enough to just change the screenwriter.Because when a bad show is broadcast, it's not just the screenwriter who's bad.
Because there is also a director who is willing to make bad dramas, a group of actors who do not know how to adapt to scripts, and a bunch of decision-makers who dare to broadcast TV dramas that are obviously bad. That shows that the crew itself has completely festered.
Can Conan be saved?Of course there is help, but it is definitely not something that Jiang Bai can influence. He is an outsider who came to rub traffic. A good screenwriter, decent crew members, and a producer who keeps giving the green light have produced so many excellent episodes.
But letting myself keep doing it is no longer something Jiang Bai wants to do, but it can't be done.In the past three weeks, Jiang Bai knew very well how busy the filming was, and the crew members worked entirely on the excitement brought by them.
Once the excitement wears off, it will be even more difficult to produce works of the same level as today.
No one can maintain enthusiasm for work forever, and Jiang Bai is no exception. If it weren't for the debt on her body, she would definitely not be so busy...
"Hey... pay off the debt..." Jiang Bai sighed lightly for the rest of his life, and lightly spit out a puff of white smoke. He just paid off this month's share a few days ago, and his assets shrank by [-]% in an instant, and Jiang Bai knew that the money had Most of them are assets left by the original body, and what I really earned is not enough to pay back.
However, judging from the current popularity that Jiang Bai has seen from the Internet, he has become famous overnight.
It's good to be famous, and there will be more ways to make money if you become famous, such as... accepting advertisements.
"Accept the advertisement, is there any donor father who asked me to shoot an advertisement to give away money~~"
"I remember Miss Jiang Bai, you quit smoking, why are you smoking again now?"
"Huh?" Jiang Bai frowned, looked at Morishita Shinichi who came to him, took out the cigarette from the corner of his mouth with embarrassment, and replied: "Isn't it difficult to tell the crew? It's hard to tell the truth, comfort It’s useless, worry about it.”
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