People are in the ark, stay away from women, start with me

People are in the ark, stay away from women, start with me Author: Xiaojiji

Tag: Harem, Baixue, Love

Summary:

Take care of your body and stay away from women.

Form is emptiness, emptiness is form, before you are locked in the basement by them, run!

Volume 1: Chapter 1 [-]. You...are Su Yun?

Longmen, Guard Bureau, Chen's office.

"You... are Su Yun?"

Chen looked at the boy in black in front of him with an uncertain tone.

According to the recommendation letter from Dali Temple, Su Yun should be a person with outstanding appearance, full of talent, and excellent ability. Several celestial masters are willing to accept him as a closed disciple so that he can inherit the mantle in the future, but he has little social experience. Genius boy.

No matter how you think about it, you can't compare with this young man in black coat, pale, frightened, obviously hollowed out by alcohol.

Apart from "outstanding appearance", how can there be any appearance of "brilliant talent and excellent ability"?

What is wrong?

"I'm!"

Su Yun admitted it straight away, for fear that Chen would send him back to Yan Kingdom.

As a traverser and swordsman tower, he neither has a simulator, nor can he hand over to the country, let alone regret it. The only thing that can reduce the difficulty of Terra's survival is to be created by a different world transmission device—a large truck. "Natural charm".

Of course, the words "reduce the difficulty" were said when they first crossed over.

At that time, he was still very young, and he didn't know what "naturally charming bones" meant to a waist.

At that time, he thought that he had crossed earlier, so he could become the dog king of the sixth middle school, recognize a master in Yan country, develop a wave of wretchedness, and then go to the northwest snowfield to find people.

Fantasy is beautiful, reality... reality is even more beautiful than fantasy, but Su Yun's body can't bear this "beauty".

Then, it was strategically transferred to Longmen.

"The recommendation letter from Dali Temple said that you are good at interrogation, but you have some special requirements, which are not mentioned in it. Can you tell me?" Chen crossed his hands and propped his head.

Su Yun explained vaguely: "It's just that it's not suitable to work with women. I hope Sir Chen can arrange more male colleagues for me. It's best to let me be surrounded by male colleagues!"

Chen looked strange.

The gay man you want... is he serious?

"Anything else to ask for?"

"I can't even talk about requirements." Su Yun took out a list, "I just hope that I can work from [-] to [-], no overtime and no rest, holidays as usual, work up to [-] hours a week, single room in the dormitory..."

Chen took his long list, nodded from time to time, and when he finished speaking, he said "Yes": "I see."

Su Yun's face showed joy. Sure enough, coming to Chen was the right choice.

At this moment, in Chen's eyes, apart from the beauty of strength, there is also a kind of brilliance of humanity shining.

The bright sunshine fell on her body, and the blue hair was shining, making her look softer and warmer, and less cold and sharp.

The cheeks are delicate and slightly powdered, the cherry lips are moist, and the dragon horns are shiny.

The thighs and dragon tail under the slender waist are blocked by the desk, but Su Yun can roughly imagine it.

It's a pity, if it was half a year ago, he would have confidently greeted "Hi, wife~".

Now, he just wants to maintain a pure, pure, innocent, pure colleague, superior-subordinate relationship with Chen.

After being happy for only three seconds, Chen said coldly:

"I won't agree to any of the conditions you mentioned. Don't think that the recommendation letter from Dali Temple will allow you to spend your days here in peace and stability. The Guard Bureau does not support idlers. You can stay if you can, and leave if you can't."

I don't do it, some people do it...

Su Yun complained in his heart, and after struggling for a while, he silently chose to accept.

How can a person not bow his head under the eaves?

Let's have a place to stay first.

Su Yun rubbed his waist, got up and left the office under Chen's signal.

At this time, a policeman walked with the wind and passed him.

"Chen sir, the suspect still doesn't speak."

Volume 2: Chapter 2 [-]. Jockey Miazu (Reverse)

bathroom.

The sound of splashing water sounded in front of Su Yun. Enduring the discomfort in his urethra, he shook, danced a spear, and put it in the storage.

"Chen sir doesn't seem to have that worldly desire for me?"

Su Yun muttered to himself, recalling Chen's indifferent attitude towards him just now, full of reassurance.

Sure enough, he saw the right person, he is upright, he is upright, he does not engage in small teams, and in the main and branch plots of Tomorrow's Ark, Chen, who has no romantic elements at all, can be immune to the influence of "natural charm" to a certain extent.

This is also an important reason why he took the initiative to run from Yan Kingdom to Longmen.

Natural obsequiousness is a kind of cultivation physique.

Everyone knows about the cultivation of physique, but the more famous ones are the Ancient Saint Physique, the Innate Dao Embryo, and the Chaos Physique...

His natural charm is to serve as a foil for those awesome physiques.

Because of people's cultivation physique, the skills are either on the cheat, or on the cheat, or they are simply a cheat.

Su Yun's natural charm, it only has two skills.

One is Charm, and the other is Dual Cultivation.

Charm is easy to understand, that is, it can improve one's own charm value, from making friends to making friends.

From "Hello" to opening a house, Su Yun's fastest record is less than 10 minutes, which is a very useful skill.

The problem is that Charm is a passive skill.

Maybe Su Yun was just sitting there in a daze, and a girl came to invite him to have an in-depth exchange.

As an adult, Su Yun is certainly not a casual man, but this is a passive skill!

If it stops here, what he has to do should also be to make up for his kidneys, not make a fortune.

The fatal problem of charm is that under its influence, some girls will have problems with their mental state.

In light cases, he would ride on him and refuse to get off even if his skin was worn out;

After being locked in the basement and being dried until the pelvis was broken, he was rescued.

Su Yun realized that if he didn't run away, he really had to explain here.

A friend who is as handsome as him may ask, isn't he from Dali Temple?Why didn't Dali Temple send someone to protect him?

a ha ha ha……

Haha ...

what……

Guess who, who locked him in the basement and fucked him until his pelvis was broken?

It is the female master of Dali Temple who is responsible for teaching him the Originium skills.

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So in a sense, Su Yun fled to Longmen.

As for double cultivation, it is relatively common.

His bodily fluids can speed up his practice with others, speed up metabolism, and heal wounds.

If he didn't understand, Su Yun only said two words - stick brave.

Before leaving Yan Kingdom, it was said that his master's strength had gone up a small step.

To sum up, after spending half a year in the company of women, and almost being kicked to death by his most trusted master, Su Yun came to a complete understanding.

If Dali Temple hadn't stopped him, he would have gone to Dongguo to become a monk.

After some negotiation, Dali Temple sent him to Longmen to let him take good care of himself.

After all, Dayan is still Dayan, not Victoria, and will not do the kind of sustainable depletion.

"I have nothing to do with pornography! Stay away from me, stinky women!"

Based on the above, Su Yun made those requests to Chen—the list later was somewhat selfish.

After washing his hands, he patted his cheeks and looked at his handsome but weak self in the mirror, a question came to his mind.

"Chen may not attack himself, but what about the others?"

……

"what's the situation?"

After being called away by his subordinates, Chen went straight to the interrogation room.

Sitting on the interrogation chair was a female suspect with disheveled hair. She lowered her head, didn't eat or drink, and kept silent. She had been like this since Chen caught her back last night.

"Chen sir, still refuses to speak, very stubborn." The investigator said.

"To speed up the progress, time is running out." Chen said.

That female suspect is not a small fish or shrimp, she is a core member of a criminal gang with many secrets hidden in her belly, as long as she is willing to speak, Chen will dispatch the police at the speed of light and uproot them.

The investigator suggested in a low voice: "Chen sir, how about I..."

She made a gesture, which meant that she wanted to extract a confession by torture.

Chen also knew that if some violent means were used, how could there be any prisoner who would not speak up?

But, this is wrong!

Chen refused: "No way!"

The investigator anxiously said: "However, Superintendent Shi Huaiya's detection rate has always been a head higher than yours. If this continues, the position of senior superintendent will belong to that young lady!"

Now Chen is only a superintendent, but he is only half a step away from a senior superintendent.

Generally speaking, it is impossible to get up without staying in this position for a few years.

But the Guards Bureau is just a young law enforcement agency that has been established in Longmen for more than ten years. Each senior superintendent generally only serves for two to three years. The time is not long, but the casualty rate is high.

Just not long ago, two senior superintendents of the Guards Bureau, one was injured and the other retreated.

A group of dragons cannot be headless, and it is imperative to promote a new senior superintendent. Although Chen's boss, Nine, has not made any noise, everyone understands that the new senior superintendent will inevitably come from Xingxiong, Chen, and Shi. Huai Ya was selected from the three.

Moreover, the Guards Bureau agreed that there must be Hoshiguma among the two senior superintendents.

In terms of seniority, when Shi Huaiya was still a little girl, Hoshiguma was already honored as a ghost sister in the Guard Bureau. Now that Shi Huaiya has become a superintendent, it is unreasonable not to be promoted.

In terms of ability, Xingxiong's shield named Prajna has made many contributions and saved many Longmen citizens.

In terms of combat power, Chen and Xingxiong are generally considered equal in the game. As for Shi Huaiya... Compared with the previous two monsters, she is a mascot, but in terms of tactical command, the Guards Bureau is second to none.

Even in terms of personality, Hoshiguma, who is tall and tall, has a gentle personality and is more likable.

If this is not promoted again, it will be too much for God!

With a quota already locked, a dragon-tiger fight started in the Guard Bureau.

Both Chen and Shi Huaiya worked hard to prove that they are stronger than each other.

"Let me be the subordinate of Changfenlong, I might as well die!"

"Let me be the subordinate of Char Siu Cat, I might as well die!"

So far, it is the little tiger Shi Huaiya who is slightly better.

However, the gap between the two is very small. As long as the female suspect in front of him can be dealt with, the detection rate will be overtaken in an instant, and the pressure will be stabilized.