Overlords in the Marvel Universe

"boom!"

Before Varda Wilson finished his harsh words, a specially-made anti-metal bullet pierced through the nano-armor on his forehead, bringing out a large mixture of blood, brains, and mechanical parts.

Varda Wilson's body fell on his back, his hands were still in the middle finger position when he died.

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"Is she dead? The life detector can no longer catch her signal." After Varda was brought down, a monitor suddenly said.

"Don't take it lightly, you two go over and check it out." The captain of the group of monitors pointed to the two people next to him, signaling them to go over and check the corpse on the ground.

Even though there was every kind of reluctance in their hearts, the two of them bit the bullet and walked to Varda's body. After a few shots, they turned around and said "get it" to their colleagues. gesture.

"Put the corpses in a bag and prepare to return." The monitor captain put away the energy guns, and a group of people stood beside the two corpses and began to smoke and fish openly.

"Captain, I always feel that something is wrong. The superior said that these two women are the deputy of the Deadpool Gang, but isn't the process of killing them a bit too easy?"

"Why do you think so much? Find a job for yourself?" The monitor captain rolled his eyes, "I'm going to go back after smoking, tonight we..."

"Surprise!"

The headshot corpse on the ground sat up straight suddenly, and let out a strange cry similar to "Bomm!".

"Happy birthday! Norman's lackeys!"

Pulling out a pistol from an indescribable place, Varda beat all the monitors in front of him into a hornet's nest.

"Although you don't understand why I want to wish you a happy birthday, but..." Varda avoided the attack of a watcher, took him into his arms by the way, and strangled his neck, "But I I learned a saying from an old man that today is your birthday next year."

Raising the gun, aiming, and headshotting, the whole set of actions is smooth and smooth.

The two monitors next to them quickly raised their energy guns to aim at Varda. The moment they were about to fire, a figure suddenly attacked them from behind and wiped their necks cleanly.

Ellie Wilson swung two specially-made laser daggers in her hand, cutting down all the monitors in front of her.

"You girl finally stopped pretending to be dead?"

"Call me sister, Varda!"

Ellie Wilson, the daughter of Deadpool Wade Wilson and a black woman named Carmelita, is a mutant with the ability to restart, activated after death and reborn in situ, reversing her own time And keep all your memories.

"Go find a dress and put it on, my 'little' sister." Varda made a face at Ellie.

Ellie's rebirth has a drawback, that is, after each rebirth, her body will change back to the original state, looking too young, without the majesty of being a sister at all.

"Arrogant brat!" Ellie Wilson took off some clothes from the corpse on the ground and put them on herself.

"Cough..." The still-dead monitor captain pressed a button on his chest with trembling fingers, and a green potion protruded from his nano uniform, and then the needle pierced his neck, The green medicine was slowly injected into his body.

"Roar!"

The muscles of the body swelled rapidly, the skin color turned from white to green, and the nano uniform on his body also burst in an instant.

"Oh, I didn't expect Norman to have the genetic medicine of the green tank in his hand..." Varda Wilson complained a little speechlessly, "It's outrageous, why did those nano-robots turn into a pair of big pants on their own initiative? "

"We may not be able to deal with this big guy." Ellie Wilson looked at the small dagger in her hand, even if Qi Gen didn't enter, it might not be able to break through the enemy's skin.

"Are you cowardly?"

"Fuck!" After getting dressed, Ellie Wilson picked up the weapon from the corpse, "Fuck him!"

"Okay sister!"

Just when the deadpool sisters were full of confidence and were ready to fight the green tank opposite, the green tank suddenly leaned forward and fell forward, a figure in a black suit stepped on the green tank, and the umbrella in his hand twirled boringly a circle.

"Hey, look what I caught? A wild Hulk."

"Where did you come to pretend to be a criminal, you idiot?" Varda Wilson just subconsciously smirked, and then he was slapped into the ground by Li Jie's Tathagata palm.

Seeing that her sister was instantly killed, Ellie Wilson swallowed nervously, "Then what, I think you look handsome, and the posture you just saved is also very good!"

"Do you really think so?" Li Jie lifted Ellie Wilson's chin with the tip of his umbrella, "Since I saved your life, can you do me a little favor?"

"You just killed my sister..."

"Don't make trouble, I know she is the daughter of Deadpool and the Queen of Hell, and also inherited Wade's self-healing factor."

"Pretending to be a criminal, you fucking let go of my sister, she is over 90 years old this year!"

"boom!"

Varda, who had just crawled out of the pit, was shot in the head and lay back down again.

"Tell me, what do you want us to do for you?" Ellie Wilson asked Li Jie with a dark face after putting away the pistol.

"Take me to the sleeping place of Bruce Wayne." Li Jie smiled and said, "It's okay if you don't know where it is. Believe your father, Wade Wilson must know."

Chapter 81 Deadpool and Spider-Man

Bruce Wayne, this was the name used by the time traveler during his lifetime. Li Jie always felt that he was full of slots and didn't know what to say.

It is worth mentioning that someone seems to have added a little restriction to him. Everything about Bruce Wayne, the time traveler, has become a snowflake screen on the TV. I can investigate on my own.

What did that self-proclaimed Bruce Wayne traveler with his own system do to make this world like this, and finally play himself to death?

Li Jie was really curious about this.

This is the big player, who is many times stronger than Li Jie, a small piece of trash who cheats.

"Hey, listen to the handsome guy." Ellie Wilson raised her hands in a gesture of surrender, "I don't know who that Bruce Wayne you are talking about is, and I don't know why you are looking for Dad, but I want to give Are you telling a joke? Can I do that?"

"Hahahahaha!" Li Jie suddenly laughed a few times, and then changed his expression, "I'm done laughing, can I say it now?"

Are you finding fault?

Ellie Wilson complained in her heart.

"Deadpool has Alzheimer's, and his favorite TV show now is the news network, especially the Texas host."

"You have never really understood your father, the legendary mercenary Wade Wilson, Deadpool, he is an immortal legend." Varda, who crawled out, got a headshot, "Among so many comic characters, only his dialog box is yellow, and he looks out of place with everyone."

"By the way, he also formed a Rainbow Deadpool team. Has he proudly told you about this?"

"Uh...no." Ellie recalled it carefully. Although her father loved to brag about how awesome she was when she was young, this matter seemed to have never been mentioned.

[Deadpool: Back then, I was also the all-powerful Deadpool, Wade Wilson, the Goddess of Death, the Hell Demon, the X-Men treated me as a big brother, the Avengers made me the boss, Thanos gave me it Tea, Eternity lit a cigarette for me, and Galactus hired me to kill Transcendence!

Alas, I am really old now.

Varda, Ellie: ...you keep on bragging, we'll almost believe it!

Deadpool: You two are really unfilial daughters!

Varda, Ellie: We don't have a dad! 】

The daily relationship between father and daughter is probably the above, but Deadpool also has two friends who can brag and spank each other. One is the Chinese gangster in Chinatown, Danny the Old Iron Fist; the other is Deadpool’s roommate. , a thin old man named Peter Parker.

"You fucking [beep—], old Bideng is addicted to shooting, isn't he!" Varda Wilson crawled out of the pit for the third time, picked up a samurai sword, and rushed towards Li Jie quickly.

"Snapped!"

Li Jie stretched out his right hand and grabbed Varda Wilson who was rushing towards him. The five fingers on Varda's face were slightly retracted, and the nano armor on her face was instantly crushed.

Immediately, a dazzling holy light spread, giving Varda a free plastic surgery on Varda's disfigured face, which was like a baked avocado.

"Do you have any questions?" Li Jie's right hand conjured up a chest-sized mirror, and threw it into Varda Wilson's arms.

"No, I was the one who spoke too loudly just now, sorry." Varda hugged the mirror and apologized to Li Jie with a standard ninety-degree bow.

"If you know your mistakes, you can correct them. There is nothing good about it." Li Jie was very satisfied with Varda's attitude of correcting after knowing his mistakes, "I have to remind you that your father and his good friend are now walking between life and death. fringe, no-prize quiz, and those watchers who call themselves the Public Eye."

"What?!" X2

……

I always dream about that scene.

A laboratory like a horror movie, full of blood, stumps, my best friend, my dear Spider-Man is lying in my arms, he is dying...

Sam Raimi is a jerk and I hate him.

"Spider-Man, hold on, I'll find someone to save you right away."

I know, I know, Spider-Man is different from the handsome Deadpool. Although the little spider has a spider-like sense, he doesn't have a self-healing factor. If his stomach is blasted, even Spider-Man will die.

"Please, Wade, put a smile on your crazy face, buddy." Peter Parker said in a trembling voice, "I know that person is not you, although you are crazy, but you are a good person, although you More than once it's been a disservice to me..."

"Listen, someone must have cloned me, and I will definitely find that guy to avenge you."

"Would you like to hear a joke? Wade, a joke about a superhero..."

Spider-Man slowly took off his hood, "In a joke, which part would a superhero like the most?"

Deadpool was silent, he knew the answer, but still shook his head slightly.

"...It's the burden of the ending." Peter Parker said with a smile.

Deadpool pursed his lips, then suddenly laughed softly, "Hehe..."

"Hahahaha!"

The two laughed wildly like this, until Peter Parker's voice became weaker and weaker, until he slowly closed his eyes, and his life disappeared.

Feeling the slowly turning cold corpse in his arms, Wade Wilson remained silent for a long time.

"……Do not……"

"No!"

The old Deadpool kicked the quilt away, and sat up from the bed in horror.

"Ha, ha,...Damn it, it's this fucking dream again." Old Deadpool muttered, then put on his pajamas, stepped on his favorite pink plush rabbit slippers, and walked towards the living room slowly.

"You know? Wade, the thing I regret the most in my life is living with you." Old Parker, who was busy in the kitchen, said without looking back, "New York is so big, why is my roommate Wade... Annoying guy Wilson?"

"What are you yelling about again?"

Breakfast is a simple bacon omelette, served with baked toast and hot milk. It is nutritious and rich in taste. In this capitalistic country, money is particularly important.

As for the old Deadpool, all he has been poor in his life is money.

"You can't find a more chatty roommate than me, old bug, uh, maybe I'm actually your landlord? Hell, you owe me five years' rent!"

"But I've cooked for you for five years! Except for Mary Jane and Aunt May, I've never cooked for a third person!" old Parker retorted.

"So buddy, we're good partners forever!" Old Deadpool imitated Spider-Man's posture when shooting spider silk, and made a sound of "咻—咻——".

"Deadpool and Spider-Man, the two of us are the guarantee of comic sales!"

Chapter 82 You are Bruce Wayne!Batman

"This is the public eye, you have been arrested, don't resist, or we have the right to shoot!"

The routine was called out, and the watchmen drove the police shuttle to hover outside the window, and the dense red dots had already aimed at the old deadpool and old Parker in the house.

"Which old lady did you tease outside again? Wade?" Old Parker mercilessly scolded his old friend, "Jenny? Or Mary from the next unit?"

"Uh, is there?" Old Deadpool patted himself on the head, "I'm getting old, and my ears are not working well..."

"The dress of these guys reminds me of Hydra, green from head to toe, really disgusting." Old Deadpool ate and drank, and took the last piece of bacon from Old Parker's plate by the way.

Surrounded by heavy soldiers, Old Deadpool and Old Parker were still talking to each other, showing no signs of stage fright at all.

Two watchers broke into the house through the window, holding special energy handcuffs in their hands, "Deadpool, and...Spiderman, you two have been arrested."

"Since you know our names, you know what the superheroes' favorite joke is, too, kid."

"?" X2

The two watchers looked at each other with question marks on their heads, but at this moment, Old Deadpool and Old Parker suddenly jumped up, displaying agility and strength that seriously didn't match their old appearance.

"It's the burden of the ending! Boys with a generation gap!"

After easily knocking down the two monitors, Old Parker and Old Deadpool decisively chose to escape. They were already very old, and they couldn't beat the monitors outside the window in a frontal battle.

Some people may wonder, why does Deadpool with self-healing factors age?He didn't lose his fighting spirit like a certain old wolf.

"Oh, actually the answer is very simple, because some silly [beep—] screenwriter killed my favorite little spider..."

"Pay attention to the road! Wade!" The two old men snatched a police shuttle and were flying all the way over the city.

"Don't interrupt, Parker, I'm explaining to the readers why I became an old man!" Old Deadpool shouted without looking back.

"Where did it go? Oh yes, there was a third-rate villain named Chameleon who cloned a charming and handsome guy and gave Peter Parker a free appendix operation with his rusty katana."