Overlords in the Marvel Universe

"It can't be that the stereo has self-awareness and feels boring, right? This is not a Transformer."

"Your usual entertainment amazes me."

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up." Logan said in a deep voice, "If there are really survivors there, I will take them back to the Arctic Survivor Base."

"Playing music in a city full of zombies and ogres, are you sure you want to save this idiot?" Frank said, "Even if we rush over, that guy might have been eaten to nothing but bones. "

"It's mainly out of curiosity." Logan glanced at Frank, "Dare to play music in the city, this person is either a lunatic who is not afraid of death, or is extremely confident in his own strength, no matter from which point of view, that person will be a good helper."

"What you said makes sense." Frank glanced at the wooden stick in his hand, and then at Logan's right hand that was bitten off. "We really need a stronger helper in our current state."

The two turned around and went to the church at the intersection of the street. After walking for about five or six minutes, they approached their destination, but found a rather unusual scene.

I saw monster corpses with more than two digits lying on the ground in disorder. Every monster corpse was beaten to pieces, and the corpses stretched all the way to the church at the intersection of the street.

"It seems that the music player has two brushes..." Frank was very satisfied with the horror of the corpses in front of him.

"Look over there..."

Frank looked in the direction of Logan's finger. In broad daylight, there were two huge speakers at the door of the church, and Phoenix Legend's "The Most Dazzling National Style" was being played loudly.

"This Chinese song sounds very emotional." Logan nodded rhythmically along with the dynamic music, "I have a hunch that the music player will be a very interesting guy."

"Look over there."

In the direction of Frank's finger, a large wave of zombies and ogres are rushing towards the church in groups from a distance. On the high platform, he faced the oncoming corpses without fear.

A large thick gold chain hung on the priest's chest, he wore a pair of Terminator-style sunglasses on his face, and he still had a burning cigar in his mouth.

"The Lord said, all of you grandsons are guilty!"

He took out a Gatling machine gun with a base from behind his buttocks, and Li Jie aimed the gun at the group of corpses under the high platform, holding the trigger and never letting go.

"Da da da da——"

Gatling's rotating gun barrel spurted out blue flames, and the high-speed bullets were like the scythe of death, crazily harvesting monsters in the battlefield.

Monsters flooded in like a tide, and those monsters smashed by Li Jie were just a drop in the bucket compared to the total number. Li Jie took a sip of the strawberry-flavored cigar in his mouth, and lightly pressed the red button with a black skull painted next to it.

The baffle under the high platform was opened, and several black gun barrels protruded from it. After a while, a spark ignited in front of the muzzle of the gun, and hot tongues of flame spewed out from the black muzzle.

With the sound of "click click" mechanical gears, the layer equipped with the flamethrower began to rotate, bringing up layers of flames, and igniting the zombies and ogres rushing near the high platform into burning fireballs.

Switching the Gatling machine gun with unlimited bullets (which will not overheat) to automatic sentry mode, Li Jie took out two axes from behind his buttocks, turned the strawberry-flavored cigar in his mouth into bubble gum, and followed the "Last End" while chewing. Dazzling National Style" danced rhythmically.

"Change the disc!"

The BGM was switched from "The Most Dazzling National Style" to Huang Yinghua's "I Don't Go to Hell", which is the victory dance of the Ax Gang in Kung Fu.

The same dance in the movie was dancing under his feet. Li Jie held two axes and walked briskly towards the zombie monster that climbed up the high platform. Fly.

Li Jie's footsteps changed, from the ax gang to Michael Jackson's moonwalk, the whole person jumped off the high platform, and staged a matchless mowing among the monsters of zombies and ogres.

With the roar of the machine gun, the cold light of the axe, the howling and howling, Li Jie was like Constantine from hell.When Li Jie brought down the last monster, he abruptly raised a middle finger to end it.

After gathering his mind, Li Jie seemed to realize something, he suddenly straightened up, turned his head, and just saw Logan and Frank's somewhat dazed figures at the street corner.

"That lunatic is here..." Frank murmured, "Are we really going there?"

"That guy reminds me of a guy named Wilson." Logan covered his face with his hands and said helplessly, "I hate these lunatics."

Looking at each other for two seconds, Li Jie suddenly grinned. He made a throwing posture, and threw the two throwing axes in his hand directly at the two of them.

Chapter 113 Hello, I am a priest

"To be honest, I don't think I can be blamed for this incident." Li Jie spread his hands together with a helpless expression on his face, "Who told you two to hide in the street corner? There are monsters hiding there."

At the corner of the street, the two throwing axes thrown by Li Jie sank deeply into the wall in a way that did not conform to the laws of physics, leaving only two ax handles exposed.

"Are you a priest?" Frank looked Li Jie up and down. The fighting power shown by this priest just now was a bit too vigorous.

"It's guaranteed to be fake." Li Jie shook the big gold chain around his neck, and then took out a handful of golden sand eagles from his arms, "Now the times have changed, those monsters don't listen to the Bible at all, So we priests should use another method to reason with them.”

"I don't think you two seem to be infected, why don't you go to my place to rest for a while." Li Jie showed a kind smile on his face, "I have plenty of food and clean water, and the room is also clean. Pretty big."

"Do you have any medicine there?" Logan asked suddenly.

"I forgot to mention that I used to work as a black market doctor myself." Li Jie glanced at the wooden stick in Frank's hand, "Gunshot wounds, knife wounds, or fractures are all a piece of cake to me. dish."

Slightly pressing down the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, Li Jie suddenly grinned, "You guys are really lucky to have such a teammate like me who can play milk."

The two looked at each other, and Logan nodded almost without thinking, "Okay, we're bothering you."

Logan didn't think about whether there was any ghost in it, his nose told himself that the priest in front of him could be trusted. As for Frank, he believed in Logan's choice. According to the combat power shown by this priest, he could not be A "donor".

The two limped behind Li Jie. When they passed the monster corpses all over the floor, Frank suddenly asked, "Aren't you going to deal with these corpses?"

"This work is reserved for you two." Li Jie said without turning his head, "Take it as my surgery fee."

This priest really has a personality...

The interior of the church looked tidy, without any bloodstains or any obvious signs of damage. The sun shone into the church through the glass windows, covering Li Jie who was walking in front with a layer of divine light, but it was a pity that Frank and Logan No one is religious.

However, Wolverine Logan had previously practiced in a Shaolin Temple in China for a period of time, trying to wash away his hostility.

"There have been no believers in the church to pray or confess for a long time, but this is normal. Now there are such living dead everywhere outside. The living people are either eaten up or run away."

Holding a plate of cream cake in his hand, Li Jie gracefully cut off a piece with a fork and stuffed it into his mouth, "And the TV has no signal at all, so I have to watch TV programs from other universes, but those variety shows are too rubbish ..."

"Where did you get the cake?" Logan looked at the cream cake in Li Jie's hand with a dazed expression. He seemed to have a flash in front of his eyes just now. The priest in front of him just took out a plate of cake from behind his own ass. of?

"It's not important. A good magician will not let the audience see how he conjures props." Li Jie pushed forward the cake in his hand, "Do you want to try it?"

When he said this, Li Jie still had cream on the corner of his mouth.

Frank shook his head slightly, "Thank you for your kindness, but I have no appetite right now."

Logan was more direct: "I hate sweets."

Five minutes later, the cake plate was licked cleaner than a dog's. The three of them ate and chatted, introduced themselves to each other, and the relationship between them was a lot closer.

"We Chinese pay attention to discussing business at the wine table. Everyone can be more open-minded, and trust can be quickly established between people..." Li Jie took out another case of beer from his waist, followed by various A side dish served with wine on a plate.

The two people on the opposite side subconsciously looked at Li Jie's butt, where did this guy take out these things?

"Father, you may be the only survivor around here." Frank fully welcomes the beer. "Although your combat effectiveness is very strong, your supplies will run out for a day, and staying here will only lead to death."

"Those monsters can't be killed, especially those zombies. We can't even find their lair now."

"Now the whole world is full of those monsters of the living dead, and they are the same everywhere." Li Jie put a peanut in his mouth.

"I come from a survivor base in the Arctic, where there are hundreds of people." Logan chewed on the pig's head, "The people in charge of the base are Mister Fantastic Reed and Ant-Man Hank Pym, you should have heard their names , after all, before the end of the world, both of them were world-renowned scientists."

"God doesn't believe in science." Li Jie shrugged, "Compared to those two people, I am more familiar with you, Wolverine and Punisher, right, you are quite popular in my hometown, and they even took pictures of you a personal movie."

"And the light of the Lord guards this church, those monsters dare not approach me."

Yes, they were all hacked to death by you, and now the corpses are piled up on the ground at the door of the church, and they are all attracting flies.

Logan suddenly stopped drinking. He seemed to realize something, and subconsciously looked at his right hand holding the beer. When did the little right grow back?

After thinking about it, Logan got up from the ground, walked behind Frank, put his hands through the Punisher's armpits, and lifted them up like pulling a carrot.

"What are you doing, Logan, huh?" Frank was also taken aback, and then he stomped his feet vigorously, and found that his fractured left leg had recovered as before.

"Unbelievable, how did you do it?" Logan asked Li Jie in an unbelievable tone.

"Mysterious power from the east." Li Jie smiled slightly. "In China, this kind of treatment is called talking therapy."

"I still think you have some kind of magical superpower." Frank guessed that Li Jie should have some kind of superpower that can quickly heal injuries, but he didn't need to ask if he didn't tell anyone. Who hasn't a little secret of his own? up.

"Then Father, do you want to choose to leave with us?" Logan extended an invitation to Li Jie. Anyway, if Li Jie refused, he would take Frank to help clean up the corpses at the church entrance.

"Now is not the time to discuss this issue. Uninvited guests have visited the church."

Li Jie looked up at the ceiling of the church, where countless black slime tentacles were emerging from the darkness.

Chapter 114 I'm here to negotiate

The black tentacles on the ceiling boiled like boiling water. This disgusting and familiar appearance reminded Logan of an old acquaintance.

venom.

"What the hell, first it was the Hulk, and now it's Venom." Logan popped out his steel claws to protect Li Jie behind him. Maybe the priest can unleash Wushuang among ordinary zombies and ogres, but Venom is not just used. An opponent who can be defeated by brute force.

"Father, you hide first."

"Okay." Li Jie took out two golden sand eagles from his arms and handed them to the punisher Frank next to him, and then gave him a thumbs up, "Come on boy, I'm optimistic about you."

In terms of age, Frank is indeed a child in Li Jie's eyes.

After receiving the two golden Sand Eagles, Frank frowned. He is a master of guns, and after just one glance at them, Frank noticed the difference between the two Sand Eagles.

The body of the gun is too plastic, it looks flashy, and the place where the clip is a bit heavy, and it can't be pulled out.

"These two are sharp weapons enchanted by holy light. The one in your left hand can shoot out holy water, and the one in your right hand can shoot out magic water bombs."

Isn't this a fake water gun?

Resisting the urge to roll his eyes, Frank finally put away the two Sand Eagles. What if, what if what the unreliable priest said was true?

On the other side, Logan is already fighting with the Venom that appeared. Every time Wolverine makes a shot, he will leave six symmetrical holes on the body of the Ogre Venom, but unfortunately the effect is not great. Often Logan has just pulled out his claws. , the wound on Venom's body will heal itself.

"Logan, you can't kill Venom, but Venom can kill you!" After the host was infected with the ogre virus, Venom found that he was no longer accepted by other hosts, but relatively, Venom also gained Gained absolute control over the host's body and became stronger than ever.

"Frank! Hurry up and help!" Logan had to spend a lot of effort to deal with the ogre venom in front of him alone.

Frank put away the two golden Sand Eagles that Li Jie handed him, pulled out his own Sand Eagle from his waist, aimed at the Ogre Venom and pulled the trigger one after another. The bullets smashed the head of the Ogre Venom, but in the next second recovery.

Frank is not afraid of hurting Logan. After all, he is a sharpshooter himself, so it doesn't matter if he "accidentally" misses the shot. Anyway, Logan has a self-healing factor.

"It's useless, it's useless, it's useless!" Ogre Venom roared with an invincible face, and he didn't even bother to hide from Frank's attack.

Both arms turned into huge black giant axes, and Ogre Venom instantly became like a berserker. A pair of big axes danced fiercely, even if it was one against two, it had the upper hand for a while.

"Hmph haha, Frank, and Logan." The voice of Ogre Venom sounded like an electronic sound, "He is right, you have all come here, it must be God's faith that guides us to gather here this!"

"Your tone sounds like that lunatic Deadpool!" Frank took out a dagger from his arms, aimed at the ogre Venom's brain and threw it out.

The dagger sank into the eye socket of the ogre's venom, but was immediately swallowed by the ogre's venom towards the symbiote.

"Frank, you bastard, do you think a mere small dagger can hurt me?" Ogre Venom's voice sounded extremely insane, "I tell you, I ate a whole one single-handedly. Special Forces!"

The symbiote on the arm surged and spit out Frank's dagger, and the ogre venom was showing off in front of Frank like a new toy.

"Stupid." Frank smiled disdainfully, and the dagger held by the ogre's venom made a rapid beeping sound, and then exploded suddenly.

"Will I be dead?" Logan swung his steel claws and charged at the screaming Ogre Venom, with a frantic grab, tearing the symbiote on Ogre Venom's chest into pieces.

"All, dodge, open!" Li Jie roared suddenly, took out a series of "pistols" with strange shapes from behind his buttocks, pointed at the ogre venom and pulled the trigger.

"Om-"

The strangely shaped pistol emitted a piercing sound wave, swallowing him from the front in the horrified eyes of the ogre venom.In an instant, the black symbiont was peeled off layer by layer by the sound waves like sawdust. Feeling the threat of death, Ogre Venom quickly raised his hand and roared.

"Wait, wait, wait a minute, he asked me to tell you... ah ah ah!"

Due to the ogre virus, once the venom is forcibly stripped from the host's body, the venom will lose its activity, in other words die.

"This guy is dead." Logan said that he is a professional in making up the knife, and the ogre venom has no possibility of getting up again.

"Speaking of which, did it want to say something before it was killed?" Frank said to himself a little depressed.

"Why don't you use the sacred sand eagle I gave you?" Li Jie asked Frank with some dissatisfaction.

"Uh..." Frank didn't know how to answer these words.

"You young people, you just don't want to take the initiative to accept new things." Li Jie took out another handful of identical golden sand eagles from behind his own buttocks, "Fortunately, I have a spare here, so you can open your eyes! "

Li Jie aimed at the corpse of the ogre venom on the ground and pulled the trigger, a thin yellow stream rushed out of the gun barrel instantly, and the moment it touched the corpse of the ogre venom, it began to corrode the corpse like sulfuric acid, and a large amount of water rose white mist.

Frank was stunned, "Father, what are you filling with aqua regia?"

"It's holy water!"

Chapter 115 Uncle Wolf, Sit Down

Li Jie hooked his fingers at Frank, and the latter understood instantly, and took out the two golden sand eagles that Li Jie had given him before and handed them over.

After Li Jie took back the Sha Ying, he took out one of them, aimed at the wall next to him and pulled the trigger at will.A dazzling blue flash gathered from the muzzle of the Golden Sand Eagle, and then, a blue magic bullet shot out from the muzzle in an instant, knocking down a large part of the wall in an instant.

Frank's eyes lit up, it turned out that Li Jie hadn't lied to himself, these two things were really not water guns.