Overlords in the Marvel Universe

"It's okay, it's not your fault." Xingjue said very generously, and rubbed Howard's big furry head, "We are too weak, so we can't save everyone."

"By the way, do you feel that you look like Donald Duck?"

"???"

Chapter 158

"Donald Duck? What's that?"

"Just like you, it is a talking duck in clothes." Star-Lord said seriously, "It is very good friends with two mice and two dogs."

Howard Duck: ? ? ?

It sounds like a world view that is even crazier than the hairless orangutans all over the earth!

"CITT, activate the autopilot mode." Star-Lord walked to Howard's strange duck, and took out a camera-like device from his coat pocket, "Hey Duck, do you want to commemorate the exciting adventure we experienced together?"

"Is that a camera in your hand?" Howard wondered for a while, then nodded "a little bit embarrassed", "Well, I think today is indeed a memorable day."

I don't know how long it took, and under the driving of Xingjue, CITT successfully smuggled into the Doujie's Earth N and came to the sky above Manhattan, New York, and landed on the rooftop where Howard the Duck was caught by the collectors.

"Thank you for taking me back."

The hatch opened, and Howard the Duck, who was a prisoner, thanked everyone in the Guardians of the Galaxy very politely.

"Hey Duck." Just as Howard Duck was about to leave, Rocket Raccoon behind him suddenly stopped him.

"What's the matter?"

"Listen, I'm a simple guy, I like to be straightforward and I like to strike first." Rocket Raccoon put on his hips and put on a cool expression on his face, "But even I can tell you just went crazy on the boat Not only because of those things, I saw the pain, but I knew what it was like."

Rocket Raccoon has worked in an alien mental hospital for nearly three centuries. He has experienced painful genetic modification, betrayal in love, and the death of his friends. He is the last "Rocket Raccoon" in the entire fighting world. , the loneliness and pain it experienced is indeed beyond the imagination of ordinary people.

Howard the Duck was silent.

"We're going to rescue other people, because that's what we do, and I'll tell you when the time comes." Rocket Raccoon turned slowly, turning his back on Howard the Duck and said, "But before that, you have to think There are ways to deal with this pain.”

"Before I leave, I will tell you a piece of information for free. In Doujie, there is a place called Duck City, which is full of 'anthropomorphic' ducks like you."

"...Thank you." Waving his hand, Howard Duck watched the Guardians of the Galaxy drive away in the spaceship, hoping that this group of jobless vagrants traveling through the Doujie wouldn't be targeted by the Thunderlord Legion.

"Uh...what's the matter...?" On the rooftop, Peter Parker, who had built a simple coffin for Howard the Duck, was attracted by the movement behind him. He turned his head and saw Howard the Duck walking by him.

"Hi, Spider Web Head." Before opening the door, Howard the Duck also deliberately greeted Peter Parker with a confused face. Although Peter Parker's behavior seemed to move the duck, he was still alive and well. of it!

"Wow! What is this! A talking duck?!"

"And it's still talking to itself?!"

Walking on the street, the passers-by who passed by were startled by Howard the Duck, but for the American people, they only think of Howard the Duck as a dwarf in a duck doll costume. The reason for the failure, the American people don't want a midget crook for president.

It's an outrageous explanation, but there's no way around it. This is the "setting" of Howard the Duck in the eyes of passers-by.

"Oh, I think Miss Tara must be terrified. I have to go to her store to take a look." Walking with his head down, Howard Duck ignored the passers-by who made a fuss around him. I'm used to it.

"Although we have only known each other for a short time, it is obvious that I am super likable, so she may really be worried about what happened to me." All the way to the door of the tattoo shop, Howard found the tattoo shop that had been closed for a long time. The door is concealed.

"Oh... I have a bad premonition." Howard the Duck pushed the door open and yelled at the same time, "Hello! Is there anyone? Doll! Ben Duck is still alive!"

The lights in the tattoo shop were not turned on. Tara Tam stood with her hands raised against the wall. A white-haired old man stood in front of her, holding a pistol with the safety on.

"Uh... Maybe I didn't come at the right time?" Just in time for the scene of the robbery, Howard was a little confused for a while, "I'm sorry, Sister Tara, I just said that in passing."

"Howard?! Are you still alive?!" Seeing Howard the Duck appeared in front of him again, Tara Tam said a little excitedly.

"Uh...yes, alive for now..." Howard the Duck swallowed nervously, because the white-haired old man in front of him had already aimed his gun at it.

"Sorry, dear." The white-haired old man's voice was full of threats, "He^#》#, don't I speak English? Hand over all the money!"

"What exactly is going on?"

"This man ran in out of nowhere. I thought he was lost. Maybe it's because I'm a little age-prejudiced, but then he took out his gun and wanted to ransack the place." Tara Tam honestly said for Howard Weird Duck explained.

"Listen, sir, I haven't been doing very well recently." Howard's face showed a confident expression, "Although I don't want to make such a bad move, but standing in front of you is the first generation of Duck Kung Fu, So please..."

Howard Duck still respects the elderly very much, because being blackmailed is not a funny thing.But it couldn't finish speaking, because the white-haired old man chose to shoot the butt of a gun directly at its temple, knocking Howard Duck unconscious.

……

[Howard? 】

[Howard~de? 】

The sound of calling sounded in the ears, and the unconscious Howard Duck opened his eyes in a daze.

Looking at the blurry green figure in front of him, Howard asked hoarsely, "Uh... who are you?"

"Howard? It's me, She-Hulk, your only 'friend'."

"Ahhh - I have no friends, this green woman is a Skrull, help me." Howard Duck rubbed his head unhappily. Its private detective firm and She-Hulk's law firm are Neighbors, the two have never dealt with each other very well.

"Oh...Come on." Looking at Howard the Duck, She-Hulk showed a "doting" smile on her face, "I am the only real contact in your phone other than Spider-Man 'Andrew Garfield'. Ms. Tam called me."

Tara Tam, who was taking notes with the police next to her, smiled and waved at She-Hulk Jennifer.

"Why wasn't an ambulance called? Mike, where's my medical assistance?"

"Because none of us have a veterinarian's number here." The black sheriff didn't even look back.

"You are racist!"

Howard blamed the duck and complained unhappily, "Are you here to take charge of my statement? Let me tell you, that old man is six feet four inches tall, as strong as Captain America, with eyes as fierce as the Punisher, with claws and Like Wolverine..."

"Stop, stop." Mike interrupted, stretching out his hand, "What you describe is almost beyond the scope of human comprehension. I have already obtained enough testimony from your assistants. I don't want it to be included in my report." Mention 'duck' again."

"I'm so glad you made new friends, Duck." She-Hulk blessed sincerely.

"Hey, we're done. I'll contact you Howard later." Tara Tam said to Howard's strange duck. "Next, Ms. Jennifer will take you back to rest, okay?"

However, the Howard Duck at this moment was not in the mood to listen to them. It fumbled in the pockets of its body in a panic, and exclaimed after a while.

"Gah! My necklace is gone!"

Chapter 159 Ultimatum

"Necklace! My necklace was stolen by that old man!" Howard jumped up and down angrily. Such a thing happened, and his rent for the next month would be wiped out.

"Yes, it has been recorded." The black sheriff Mike said, "This is the tenth robbery of the elderly reported in the past two weeks. Before catching these criminals, I suggest you stay away from the lawn bowling as much as possible Clubs or pharmacies where elderly people often visit."

"I can't believe it! I traveled halfway across the world to snatch back that stupid necklace from a cosmic thug, only to be picked by a white-haired old man?" When leaving the tattoo shop, Howard blamed the duck Still whining unhappily.

"At least you are safe and sound, not even a single feather is missing on your head." She-Hulk, who bent over to go out, comforted Howard the Duck.

"I don't think you understand the situation..." Howard the Duck said with some disappointment, "I thought that the work of a private detective recently would allow me to gain a foothold in this world full of hairless orangutans, and have a warm little place of my own." Woah, but now it looks like I screwed him up, kind of like..."

"Listen, this kind of thing takes time, and no one is born successful." She-Hulk said, "You must know that my legal practice has also taken a lot of effort to make a little progress. You want Keep it up, man."

"Don't always think about going to the sky one step at a time, the correct solution is to move forward in a down-to-earth manner, Howard." She-Hulk said very seriously, because this time she did not call Howard a "duck".

Howard the Duck is out of tune with this world. It wants to prove itself too much, which is why it disliked each other with She-Hulk Jennifer before.

"Having said that, you can use the car as a toy! You are born with supernatural powers, and you can't let go of your superpower advantage." Howard blamed the duck's mouth and insisted.

"I think you may have a concussion, go back to the house and lie down for a while, Duck." She-Hulk shut Howard the Duck outside her law firm with a cold face.

"Oh, this is really bad luck..."

Howard Strange Duck was about to open the door of the private detective, but found that the door was not locked, "Hey, what's going on?"

"It's finally here." The employer, Morty, said coldly while sitting on the sofa.

"Oh, Mr. Morty, how long have you been here? Wait a minute, I'll make you a cup of coffee." Seeing that the employer was already waiting here, Howard asked with a guilty conscience.

"I've been calling you for a week, and I hope you can tell me that you have found my necklace for me." Morty said coldly.

[The time flow rate is different in each area of ​​the fighting world]

"Oh, of course." Howard smiled sarcastically, "I mean, I found the necklace from the black cat."

"That's great!" Morty finally had a satisfied smile on his face. "And what about my necklace?"

"But I accidentally lost it again." Howard the Duck replied honestly.

"What?!"

"Well, it's complicated to explain. I got the necklace back from the black cat, but then I was kidnapped by aliens. After I escaped, an old man with white hair knocked me out and snatched you Necklace..." Howard the Duck tried his best to summarize his experience during this period of time.

"Of course, this is just a small setback. I'm already working on a plan to get it back, so it won't be long before you can hang that necklace around your neck again."

"Three days! I'll give you three more days, Duck!" Morty slammed the table and gave an ultimatum to Howard the Duck, "For the sake of not accepting the deposit, I'll give you three more days , if you still can't find my necklace by then, then I'll have to find someone else."

……

Three days later, Central Park in Manhattan.

"Gah... Gaah..."

The Howard Duck took off his clothes and knelt on the grass like a real duck. It was using its racial advantage to observe the old people in the park, hoping to find the old man who stole the necklace.

Of course, there is another part of the reason. Howard the Duck is penniless now, so he can only grab bread with these earth ducks in the park.

"Hey, duck, what are you doing here?" Tara Tam, who came from not far away, greeted Howard the strange duck.

"Shh! You'll give away my disguise."

"But I think you're going to put on weight like this, like five pounds a week."

"What? I've only had a little crumble!"

"Bread is fattening, unless it's whole wheat, and that's what all the experts I read say."

"It's pure nonsense." Howard's strange duck's eyes suddenly lit up, "Wait, it's that old man!"

"You wrinkled criminal! Give me back my necklace!"

"Wait, a talking duck?" The white-haired old man and the red-haired woman next to him looked at the Howard Duck running over in surprise.

"Howard, calm down!" Tara Tam grabbed Howard's strange duck's tail with quick eyes and quick hands.

"Don't stop me, I want to catch him!"

"Listen, you two, we don't mean to offend." Tara Tam locked Howard the Duck with a cross lock, "We don't want to call the police, as long as you return the money and necklace to us, we will leave."

"What are you guys talking about? And what's going on with this talking duck?" the white-haired old man asked in a daze.

"Uh, you robbed us three days ago, don't you remember?" Tara Tam reminded.

"It's impossible." The red-haired woman next to her shook her head. "I think you must have misunderstood the person. Damengs can't even walk on crutches. How could he succeed in robbing someone?"

"Hey!" The white-haired old man shouted dissatisfied.

"……you are?"

"My name is May Parker, you can call me Aunt May."

Chapter 160 May Parker

"You have no impression of this?" Howard the duck squinted at the white-haired old man, who nodded slightly in response.

"Do you think he looks like a cold-blooded robber who threatens people with a gun?" May asked with a speechless face.

"Like." Howard Duck nodded vigorously.

"Speaking of which, I actually have an older brother, and we look exactly the same." Diamonds said suddenly, "My older brother's legs are much sharper than mine."

"So, we should have admitted the wrong person?" Tara Tam had a sudden realization expression on her face.

"Whether it's the wrong person or not, we should go find his brother." Howard said strangely, pointing at Dammons.

"Well, I will be responsible for taking you there." May nodded, "After all, Dammons and his brother were comrades-in-arms of my husband when he was young. At that time, they beat up the German Nazis in Europe together. They belonged to this country. hero."

"I respect heroes, but that's not why they can steal from me." Howard said with a pouted pouted.

An hour later, the group of three returned to the park.

Damons' elder brother is a very healthy old man, but on the day of the robbery, the old man lost several hours of memory. According to the intelligence of the Elderly Robbery Case, Howard the Duck vaguely sensed something was wrong by virtue of its genius detective mind that day.

"There must be a monster when things go wrong. There is always something about this incident that makes me feel wrong." Mei rubbed her chin, and she said the first half of the sentence in Mandarin, "I guess, maybe someone used Hypnotized to control these elderly people to commit robbery?"

"This idea is so stupid. What kind of idiot would come up with such an outrageous evil plan?" Howard Duck felt that his IQ had been insulted, but after a short thought, Howard Duck felt that this was not true either. There is no possibility, "Yes, what you said may be right, and the truth of the matter may be true. I think we have to make a plan to lead out the real behind-the-scenes of this incident."

"Oh, I think I should be able to help a little." Mei suddenly suggested, "After all, I was also a superhero when I was young."