Miss Gudazi, who almost became a walker, is saving humanity

"My name is Nicholas, a person who is called by the name of [Saint Nicholas]—that is, [Santa Claus] in human mouth."

December 12rd, the day before Christmas Eve.Considering that most people celebrate Christmas on Christmas Eve, this day can also be simply called [the day before the holiday].

"I've had enough."

Everyone in Chaldea was preparing to celebrate Christmas at that time.

"Santa's servant who has nothing to do with Christmas, but continues to increase in value. And Santa who has gradually become irrelevant to Christmas itself, and continues to increase in value."

Since no new Santa Claus servants were born, the existing Santa Claus servants held a [Indiscriminate Christmas Fight] in order to compete for [Santa Claus Human Rights].

Just when this indiscriminate fighting competition entered the final stage, and this year's Santa Claus was about to be decided, Sheba observed a sudden singularity.

It was a singularity that reached the EX level at the moment of appearance, enough to make Chaldea give up celebrating Christmas.

Because the plan to celebrate Christmas itself was destroyed by this sudden singularity, the servants of Santa Claus were furious and half-forced to transfer to this singularity together with Lixiang and Matthew.

They plan to rely on their invincible power of Santa Claus to quickly break through the singularity and then forget about this annoying singularity and continue to spend a happy Chaldean Christmas.

——Saint Nicholas' declaration of war was the first sound they heard after they entered this singularity with this thought.

"Repeat again, I've had enough of [Santa's Servant] this kind of mess!! Delivering medicine at Christmas? Are you kidding! Because it's light speed boxing, it's a saber? You just change it to a hand knife It’s all a bit convincing!! A South American sun god wrestler dancing samba? Where are the elements of Christmas?! Christmas Island mask? Your mask is clearly Mozart’s!!”

The world of this singularity, in simple terms, is [when human beings were just born].There is no god on the barren land. In the future, animals that will call themselves primates spread all over the land and hide in the dense virgin forest with other animals, looking at the sky in horror.

"It's blasphemy."

The voice of St. Nicholas echoed throughout the singularity, and the anger in that voice seemed to overwhelm everything.

"Christmas has been distorted because of the excessive value-added Santa Claus servants. I have endured this blasphemy countless times, but in exchange for more and more excessive Christmas servants-so, stop here. "

Then, [that] appeared on the other side of the galaxy.

It was a sled.

A red sled soaring through the air, driven by a total of nine reindeer.

"At the beginning of human history, I will use the almighty power that belonged to [Santa Claus] on Christmas Eve to destroy the existing human history together with all the servants of Santa Claus. In order to return Christmas to the correct position, in order to create A new human who won’t distort Christmas! In other words—everyone on this planet is [bad kids]!!”

After saying this sentence, Santa Claus disappeared into the air again.

This is how the story begins.

In order to prevent the destruction of mankind, in order not to let tomorrow's Christmas Eve become a terrible day.Under the leadership of Lixiang, the Christmas followers gathered together and formed the [Christmas Eve Final Defense Front].

In order to usher in the usual Christmas Eve.

In order to arrive at the same tomorrow as always.

In the era called [The Origin of Humanity], the servants of Santa Claus will use all their strength to stop [Santa Claus]! !

■Christmas Eve Final Defense Front

"It's been 10 minutes since Santa last appeared."

Li Xiang glanced at the time on the personal terminal, then said to the personal terminal,

"It's said to be omnipotent, but what Santa Claus can do at Christmas is [fulfill the wishes of good children] and [play pranks on bad children]? Even if St. Nicholas regards everyone on this planet as As a bad boy, how can Santa Claus who can't kill people destroy the world when punishing bad children? Roman, what do you think?"

Beside Lixiang, Matthew, who was wearing a scarf that Lixiang made by himself not long ago, pulled the scarf around her neck and let out a sigh of relief.Christmas servants patrol the air in sleighs without reindeer, and white snowflakes are constantly falling from the air to the earth.

——Just to explain briefly, Chaldea and his party are currently staying at the academy in the North Pole.

Regardless of the version of the legend, Santa Claus lives at the North Pole.If Santa wanted to do something, maybe he could be found at the North Pole - anyway, that's what everyone thought.

"Evidently it is this kind of primitive era, but we can't find the things that the primitive era should have. This can be summed up as [prank], but destroying the world or something..."

[Yes, there is an [Anecdote] about Santa Claus destroying the world. ]

Da Vinci said aloud.

In order to find Santa Claus as soon as he appeared, Roman was staring at the radar with his reddened eyes.He dared not even blink for fear that he might miss the slight warning sign.

Therefore, the person responsible for supporting Lixiang and others now naturally became Da Vinci.

[Shortly before the burning of the human body began, such a point of view was raised on a variety show. ]

[If you look at Santa Claus from a scientific point of view, then Santa Claus is actually the destroyer of the earth]-in short, that's the point of view.

[The show said that Santa Claus will visit about 3.5 million people on Christmas Eve. Assuming that each household has an average of 8750 children, then Santa Claus will visit 31 million households in one night.Because of inspections and changing the date line, the actual working time of Santa Claus is about [-] hours... Well, in a word, the program finally came to such a conclusion. ]

"what?"

[在12月24日的夜晚，绘有总重量大约87万吨的物体以秒速1040公里飞过地球上空。音爆产生的庞大冲击波将会夷平整个地表，毁灭地表90.00%的物质。]

"—cough cough."

Li Xiang, who didn't know what to say for a while, was choked by the air, and finally recovered after coughing several times.

"Wait, that's not how it works anyway!"

[That’s right, that’s not how it works—after all, the data is all wrong. ]

"Uh, what I mean is that occultism and physics are two different things... If the data is wrong, what is the correct data?"

[First of all, the most basic point - the legendary Santa Claus is not a cheapskate who only gives gifts to 70 million people. Santa Claus's business scope is [global], that is, 87 billion people.Therefore, the gift he brought could not be only 31 tons, but heavier and heavier.Most importantly, Santa doesn't work as long as 20 hours.Even if you count too much, [-] hours is the limit.He would also go into each child's room, quietly put presents in the containers they prepared, and if the children had prepared gingerbread candies, he would eat the gingerbread candies without making a sound...]

Da Vinci paused when he said this, and then there was the sound of drinking tea from the other end of the personal terminal.

[—In short, I will skip the calculation process that no one cares about and go straight to the conclusion.If the time to deliver the presents is omitted, then the speed of Santa Claus should be the speed of light. ]

"Pfft, what? What speed?"

[Super light speed?There is no need to make such a fuss, right?Isn't Christmas Karna's fist already at the speed of light?Santa Claus is probably planning to play a prank on the whole world by "passing by at full speed in a sleigh".If Santa Claus starts to fly around the earth at full speed, the earth will be destroyed by the shock wave in an instant, and then regenerated by this exaggerated speed. ]

"...The humans above will be destroyed because of this, and after that, as long as Santa Claus sends [gifts] to the newborn earth, the re-creation of human history can be completed, right?"

[Yeah, Lixiang, you understand it very well. ]

Li Xiang couldn't help but patted himself on the forehead.

"...Forget it, it's Christmas after all, and Christmas servants don't matter anymore."

After muttering in a completely self-defeating manner, Lixiang issued instructions to Matthew and all Christmas followers by relying on words.

"Now we have roughly figured out how Santa Claus will destroy this planet. All in all, please find a way to stop the opponent from accelerating after Santa Claus appears!!"

[coming! ! ]

Roman shouted at this moment,

[The response of the spirit foundation is enhanced, and the scale of the spirit foundation has expanded to the mythical realm——Santa Claus, appear! ! ]

Accompanied by Roman's warning, the shadow that appeared in front of everyone when the declaration of war was made before appeared again.

Nine huge reindeer, a red sleigh, a huge gift bag, and a festively dressed grandpa with a white beard.

It's Santa Claus.

■December 12, over the North Pole

"Merry Christmas!! Christmas servants, you damn things!!"

After seeing the Christmas servants flying in the sky in a sleigh, Santa Claus said such a sentence with a characteristic laugh.

"It's good for you, as well as the prayers of the old humans who created you. Enjoy your last carnival, you're done here!!"

At the same time as Santa Claus shouted, the Christmas servants also drove their "sleighs" to surround him.

"Stop!! Santa Claus should not be the character who will destroy the world!!"

"Stop his reindeer!! Don't let him speed up!!!"

"You actually want to use the power of Santa Claus to destroy the world at Christmas. You are undoubtedly terminally ill and need urgent treatment!"

"If I help you defeat all Christmas servants, can I choose the content when giving gifts (reshaping humans)?"

The surroundings suddenly became quiet.

Including the nine reindeer, everyone turned their attention to the person who said the wrong style of painting——Christmas Island Mask.

Discovering that he suddenly became the focus, he glanced left and right at the Christmas Island mask that was on the sleigh of other Christmas servants.

"Ahem...why do you seem surprised?"

Everyone didn't speak, just continued to stare at him.

"My dream is the salvation of the world. The Holy Grail and the Third Law are just one of the ways I can save the world. Since there are other ways to save the world in front of me, it would be strange if I remain indifferent? I'm not Maggie Here, I will not confuse the difference between means and ends!"

Everyone still didn't speak, and continued to stare at him quietly.

"...Ahem, I've finished my words, you can start now...Don't slap your face, I promised the children's servants to help them with handicrafts."

The Christmas servants looked at each other and without hesitation pressed the Christmas Island mask on the sled and beat them up.After his mask was all unthreaded, everyone made a concerted effort to throw Amakusa's body (still alive) down.

"The one just now was the elf on Christmas Eve." Christmas Black Saber wiped the blood off his face and said, "Let's continue talking, Mr. Nicholas."

"..."

Nicholas closed his eyes a little, then opened them and shouted decisively,

"Sure enough, Christmas servants and old humans should not continue to exist!! Christmas must be in my hands!!"

"why?!"

Joan Alter Lily raised the gun and said, her voice trembled slightly with a cry.

"Santa Claus is the dream of children. Why, why do you want to destroy the world just because of the existence of Christmas servants? Although I am not a mature Santa Claus, but I also—"

"Immature Santas shouldn't exist!!"

Nicholas yelled,

"What do you think is Christmas? What is a gift? Even Santa Claus, who doesn't know what gifts good children want, deserves to call himself Santa Claus?! This industry is not so gentle!!"

"The most important thing is the mind!!"

Another Christmas servant said.

"Even if the gift is given by mistake, as long as the heart is conveyed—"

"That's the correct theory indeed - for anyone other than Santa Claus!!"

Nicholas interrupted the Christmas servant, shouting sharply,

"Santa Claus's heart cannot be conveyed when he gives the wrong gift! The so-called Santa Claus is carrying this special creature on his back!!"

"Christmas punch. Since words can't make sense, let's use fists to calm you down."

Karna suddenly flashed in front of Nicholas, and while saying that, swung his fist at the speed of light at Nicholas.

However, this blow comparable to flashes was easily injured by Nicholas's ordinary sideways head.

"Have you finally thought of doing this directly? But, it's just a speed of light fist. Understand the difference between yourself and the real Santa Claus, Christmas servant!! Santa Claus, has been living in the world of light from beginning to end!! "

Therefore, Santa Altila immediately decided to release the Noble Phantasm to deal with Nicholas.

"It's too late to release the treasure now! Christmas servants!! That punch just now is your last chance!! Your fate has been cut off, the sleigh is about to speed up!!"

Nicholas announced loudly, the aura that could shatter stars exploded on a planetary scale, shaking the entire solar system in an instant.Under the impact of this divine power, Altera fell from the sky to the ground under the pressure that could easily crush the continental plate before releasing the Noble Phantasm.

"[Comet], [Cupid], [Blitzen], [Donner], [Vixen], [Prancer], [Dancer], [Dasher], [Rudoplh (Rudolph)]!! That's it! I repeat Well, the sled is about to speed up!!"

At this instant, the sled moved less than a millimeter.

While just a fraction of a millimeter away, that's far more than a millimeter for an object of 87 tons moving at the speed of light.

Terrible shock waves were generated, covering the surface of the planet in an instant.The entire North Pole was destroyed by the shock wave head-on, leaving fragments in the physical world from the higher-dimensional world that cannot be detected by science or magic.

The Christmas servants were all wiped out by this blow that was enough to shatter the moon, and Nicholas, who had no obstacles in front of him, was driving the nine reindeer and was about to start destroying the planet.

However, a turning point appeared at this time.

A wall of chalk rose from the sky, trapping the planet-shattering impact inside him.

"[The already distant ideal city]!!"

"How is it possible? It actually blocked it?!"

Nicholas, who was trapped in the city, showed a shocked expression,

"The impact produced by an object far exceeding 87 tons moving at the speed of light, there is actually a defensive treasure in this world that can resist it?!"

"That wall is impenetrable.

"This shield is immortal.

"—Before my heart is damaged, this shield is absolutely impossible to destroy!!"