I'm sorry, I want to be a new person

I'm sorry, I want to be Boss Xin again

Everyone in Kyushu feels that the development of human society has expelled the old weirdness, and humanity is flourishing, like a torch in the dark.

Uncle Qin in the security room is proficient in formations.

Teacher Tony downstairs, known as "everything breaks".

The director of the teaching office hides his secrets.

Detective Captain Air 98K.

When he woke up again, Ye Da couldn't figure out how such a grotesque world developed into a modern society.

What the hell happened after I died?

The 32nd generation great-great-grandson told him that in this world, "laws exist and rules change, and Kyushu is the heart"

Beyond Kyushu, there was chaos.

God hides on land, and demons grow overseas.

The end of the Dharma is endless, and the "super" and "ordinary" are compatible.

The mighty power of human development has broken free from the shackles, but the mystery under the shadows has never been far away.

He looked at the Hundred Ghosts Chasing the Sun behind him, and then at the more and more monster masters gathered around him.

Ye Da: Please, let me be a human being!

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Chapter 1 The big city is really exciting

"Listen, people inside! You are surrounded! Stop! The police station is opposite!"

Outside the "Saint Laurent" furniture city, countless cars surrounded it in all directions, with blue and red lights shining above their heads.

A middle-aged police officer in his 40s, with a square face and a positive character at first glance, was shouting with a loudspeaker.

On the second floor of the Furniture City, a non-mainstream young man with colorful hair leaned out half of his body, holding a pair of "Tony scissors" (half scissors, half comb) in his hand, and pressed it against the hostage's temple.

"You think I'm a three-year-old child? I have 20 hostages! Get me a good car right away, or I'll kill one person every 10 minutes, starting with this white and tender student!"

He admitted that he panicked. As a spiritual enlightener, he had just experienced the pleasure of wanton behavior and gained the title of "Brother Tony", but he was surrounded by the police because he accidentally killed three people.

But he thinks his fate is hard, and he always feels that there is still a glimmer of life, and this glimmer of life is a hostage in his hand.

With his ten years of experience in watching movies, this wave can win.

The only flaw is that during the escape process, because I was not familiar with this area, I chose this furniture city by mistake. I didn't know that there was a police station behind the billboard opposite...

The result was that he hadn't even reached the second floor, but the first floor was already surrounded.

How unlucky!

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What a thrill!

When I first came to a big city, I encountered such a big scene!

How big is it?Wada Square is not that big!There are only 34 police cars, fully showing the cards of the enlightened criminals.

Ye Da became more and more sure that the world was different from before!

No, maybe for other people, enlighteners and criminals are part of daily life, and Ye Da himself is the only one who is unfamiliar.

He doesn't mind more big events happening so that he can better understand the world, as long as too many people don't die.

In addition, it is not yourself who is pointed at the temple by the scissors!

While Tony was communicating with the police, Ye Da looked into the corner of the wall, where at least 20 people were crouching with their heads covered.

Among them are young female salesmen, middle-aged bosses with potbellies, and even a few middle-aged men who seem to be in good health at first glance, and may be middle-aged men who have been moving goods for a long time.

Ten minutes ago, the yellow-haired Tony kidnapped 10 people with just a pair of scissors.

No one even dared to run away.

If it was in the previous life, this guy wouldn't jump out of Gu Dao's heart, and teach Tony what is a society ruled by law?

After all, I only took a pair of scissors.

However, when the Tony scissors came out with the radiant spirit, everyone chose to obey, and was so shocked that Ye Da became one of the 20 people in a daze.

And in the random selection of a lucky audience, Ye Da became the one who was pointed at the temple with scissors.

Compared with the other hostages who dare not raise their heads, Ye Da's performance is quite calm, because he still has some cards in his hole, but he has not acted rashly for the time being.

But what he saw next made his heart sink.

Outside the window, the middle-aged policeman with a righteous face was gesturing with a small pistol with his hands.

With his index finger and thumb up, the middle-aged policeman held a loudspeaker in his right hand, while secretly gesticulating with his left hand on the edge of his trousers, like a naughty boy playing a game of cops and robbers.

This world is really not normal.

Thinking that he had just lived for three years in this life, he had been studying hard in a small town before, but he was hijacked by a pair of scissors on the first day he entered the city.

Highlight a thrill.

In addition, the police in this world do not seem to be very reliable.

The level of stimulation is super doubled!

Tony was very emotional:

"I'm telling you! I'm a rule system! 'Everything is broken'! Just move your finger, this guy will be separated! Don't play tricks on me, there are 4 minutes! I want to see the car!"

The scissors on the temples glowed bright white, and a slight beep sounded in Ye Da's ears.

Breaking things apart...that doesn't sound like a level you'd encounter right out of the gate.

Ye Da was a little anxious.

At this time, in order to avoid possible snipers, Tony spread his legs apart and stuck behind Ye Da. 90% of his yelling at the police fell into Ye Da's ears, and his brain was buzzing.

But that is to say, Ye Da only needs to see the right timing, and a back hook "scorpion tail" can severely damage the vital point between Tony's legs.

Have the opportunity!

I have great strength in this life, so I don't care what "everything is broken" when the time comes.

But any man has to kneel on the ground and beg him to call 12315, and scissors are naturally impossible to threaten him anymore.

After thinking about it for a while, Ye Da finally decided to give it a try.

While Tony was talking to the police and lost his concentration, Ye Da suddenly attacked!

Gathering all his strength on his right foot, Ye Da made a sharp backward hook.

The huge force made this inconvenient back kick even produce afterimages.

"Crack!"

That was the sound of Ye Da's knee.

Didn't get it!

Brother Tony frowned and said, "What kind of tricks are you playing!"

Ye Da stomped his feet as if nothing had happened: "Athlete's foot is very itchy, I stomped my feet."

Tony glanced at him, and silently moved his feet away from Ye Da's sneakers.

Ye Da felt bad.

I forgot that I was extremely strong in this life, but my joints were stiff and my tendons were curled up. This time, my knees might have been damaged due to excessive force.

It's really a house leak that happens to rain all night, and a leak that happens to meet a paperless pit!

"Ding Ding Ding ~"

The untimely phone rang, and Tony behind him ignored Ye Da, holding the scissors in one hand, and took out his phone with the other.

"Well, say..."

Brother Tony, who was shouting with a thick neck just now, suddenly became cautious and whispered, and only replied with phrases such as um, ah, etc.

Everyone couldn't hear it, except Ye Da who was being held up because he was too close.

He vaguely heard a few words.

"Spiritual Enlightenment... Hole Red...the third..."

The phone call was very short and ended in less than a minute. Ye Da only heard some specious words.

But when Tony hung up the phone, his eyes changed.

It was as if after 30 minutes of earnest talk, the customer finally agreed to recharge the card.

The whole person breathed a sigh of relief, and the scissors in his hand deviated slightly from Ye Da's temple.

It's now!

The best time is to "come back!"

Ye Da lashed out again, this time with his left leg!

In order to ensure a hit, Ye Da jumped a foot with his only normal left leg, and then hooked his leg with a scorpion in the air.

"Crack!"

On target!

Ye Da, who was in mid-air, clearly felt that something was kicked off by his heel.

Sure enough, in terms of strength, this body will never let him down.

Tony's eyeballs popped suddenly, and his veins popped.

However, unlike Ye Da's expectation of losing resistance directly, the grim-faced Tony still raised his scissors.

The fluorescence suddenly lit up on the scissors, and Ye Da's head was about to be cut off.

This kind of willpower is simply unbelievable!

Miscalculated!This is no ordinary Tony brother!

next moment.

Ye Da landed on his right foot.

Injured right knee.

The right foot softened a bit.

"Clap!"

Kneeling on the silky knees, avoiding the dangerous scissors of "everything breaks".

"?"

Ye Da slowly raised a question mark in his heart, this landing posture was something he had never thought of.

But it was something Tony didn't expect.

This kneeling, one cut is in vain.

The half-meter-thick outer wall of the building in front of him was directly broken, revealing a thin crack.

The half-meter-thick wall may have steel bars inside, and this power made Ye Da's eyes shrink.

But then, because of Ye Da's silky movements, Tony also showed his head for the first time.

"Snapped"

With a slight muffled sound, a hole appeared in Tony's forehead, his seven orifices bled, and he completely collapsed.

Ye Da looked back in shock, the wound looked like something had blown his head off.

But the glass is intact!Even the sound is very small!

Looking out the window again, I saw the middle-aged policeman with a square face, blowing the smoke that did not exist on his "small pistol", and smiling at Ye Da.