I'm sorry, I want to be a new person

As expected, he is still young!Lifting a car without lifting rice is tiring!

However, there were many people with mixed feet, and everyone looked like a car, and moved with their buttocks up, which was quite inconvenient. Some people walked backwards, some walked sideways, and several staggered and stomped at a time.

At this time, someone shouted: "This car is not heavy, so we can just carry it on our shoulders!"

Ye Da, who was mixed in the crowd, staggered, my good fellow, are you asking a black man to carry the coffin!

Apparently, the "surplus" in strength has dazzled all the gentlemen, and such a random proposal actually has a lot of followers. Soon the car was lifted higher and higher, and it was directly carried on the shoulders of everyone.

The style of painting gradually became strange.

The faces of the old men were all oily, as if they were carrying a cotton pillow.

This magical scene stunned the ambulance doctors on the side...

What's this?Medical miracle?

This old man is obviously a frequent visitor to the hospital, so thin that only a handful of bones are left!

Ye Da also quickly got into the center of the bottom of the car, not caring about the dirt, and stretched out his hand to support the chassis of the car.

Most of the weight was on him. If he let go, the ambulance would return with a full load.

Soon everyone moved out of the life channel of the ambulance, and the ambulance rushed into happiness, not knowing which building it was heading for.

A group of elders chanted and put the car on the side of the road, and Ye Da was the last to stop.

About ten people, each with black ash on their shoulders and faces, as if they just got out of a coal pit, but watching the ambulance enter the happiness, everyone smiled unconsciously, and then a few fat uncles The smoke began to be scattered, and the owner of the nearby canteen brought out a box of iced Coke and distributed it to everyone for free.

"Fuck! I'm going to time out! I'm going to time out!"

The takeaway guy was about to light a cigarette, but when he saw his phone, he was so scared that he hurried away by bike.

Everyone was talking and laughing.

They didn't know each other 5 minutes ago, and they already look very familiar 5 minutes later.

A middle-aged man with a cigarette in his mouth said with his big belly on his face: "I will definitely not be able to buy a BMW in the future. It's just a big brand, the quality is not good, and it doesn't have any weight at all. It must not be crashworthy!"

The uncle on the side: "When I was young, I almost became a spiritual enlightener. I have always been in good health. My wife still doesn't believe it! I didn't think it was heavier than anti-cotton just now."

A woman next to him came up: "Husband, I just took a video for you, it's so powerful!"

Hearing this, the middle-aged uncle laughed from ear to ear.

Chapter 21 The Old Man

Ye Da exchanged the undrinkable Coke for a bottle of mineral water, leaning against the wall, listening to everyone's laughter, his heart was touched.

"Engong, Xiaoqian is so strange. When the ambulance was blocked, these people obviously exuded strong negative emotions..."

Yes, the same group of people looked at the BMW blocking the ambulance, and their negative emotions were palpable. Many people were lamenting the decline of the world, and they were probably cursing this ruthless society in their hearts.

In a blink of an eye, everyone seemed to feel the light of society, and everyone was full of hope for this society.

But if no one thought of moving the car, or if they thought about it but didn't dare to shout, I'm afraid it would be a completely different ending.

These people may become a spectator who witnesses the tragedy of indifference, and more and more believe that society is already cold, so they feel that their indifference is the most reasonable response.

They may still be a stingy boss, a spitting old man, or a takeaway guy who always runs red lights, but they don't interfere with them here, now, right now.

A good guy, probably.

Looking at his hands, he couldn't tell whether it was engine oil or dirt, in short, his hands were black and dark, and something in his body was touched.

But in the end, nothing happened, and there was no staged change like the last class reunion.

Ye Da didn't care either.

"It's just a little effort", I didn't expect to get anything.

Everyone is the same.

Just as the crowd was gradually dispersing, the ambulance that had just entered came out again.

But looking at its status, it seems that it has not been in a hurry before entering.

Ye Da saw the doctor inside through the glass, his expression was very bad, and he didn't do anything to rescue him. He just sat in the car without saying a word, thoughtful.

I'm afraid I didn't catch up in the end.....

Several car lifters who were still bragging also guessed something, suddenly lost interest in talking and laughing, and said goodbye to each other.

Life is unsatisfactory, nine out of ten.

Ye Da threw the oil-stained mineral water bottle into the trash can and walked towards happiness.

In the end, the owner of the BMW car did not show up either. I don’t know if he didn’t dare, or he didn’t know what happened at all.

But when Ye Da passed by the BMW, he suddenly felt a tingling pain in his arm.

"I'm dead.... I'm dead...?"

Ye Da:...

A hoarse voice came.

The hunchbacked and short figure stood blankly in front of the BMW car, his eyes were as big as copper bells, and one couldn't help but worry that the eyeballs would fall out, a pair of shriveled feet were bare, and the nails were cloudy and yellow.

There was a smell that others couldn't detect. If Liu Xiaoqian's smell was rotten lake bottom mud, then this figure's smell was bitter melon concentrated juice mixed with traditional Chinese medicine concentrated juice. He frowned.

None of the people around could see this weird old lady.

The old man even overlapped with the old lady, half of his body piercing through.

She stuck her big eyeballs that were about to fall to the rear license plate of the BMW car, as if she wanted to see who killed her.

"I'm dead... I'm dead...?"

The translucent figure was a little erratic.

Ye Da's expression didn't change at all, he turned a blind eye and concentrated on walking.

It's a pity that God fails to fulfill one's wish...

The old lady seemed to smell something, her copper-bell-sized eyeballs suddenly rolled wildly, and then locked onto Ye Da.

Dry!

It was definitely caused by stone needles. I and Ye Jianguo often went to the cemetery before, and I have never seen these unclean things!

Ye Da quickened his pace...

Don't look at each other at this time!

Liu Xiaoqian quickly got into Ye Da's arm, and said with trembling voice:

"Grandpa...is that... a ghost?"

Ye Da: "...Are you qualified to say this..."

The more she was afraid of something, the more she would come. The shriveled and weird old lady turned her head 270° and looked at Ye Da behind her.

"I'm dead...I'm dead...!"

The old lady stared and chased after Ye Da...

Ye Da covered his face and sighed...

The old lady's speed was not fast, not as fast as that of normal people, so Ye Da quickened her pace.

When I walked downstairs, the weird old lady had long since disappeared.

But Ye Da was not completely relieved, he stood at the door of his unit and looked at his watch.

5 minutes passed.

10 minutes passed.

15 minute has passed...

"I'm dead....I'm dead...."

Sure enough, the wobbly old lady appeared at the corner, stretched out her withered hands, and walked towards Ye Da.

She never gives up, she's just slower.

Ye Da didn't know how she locked his position from such a distance. If he didn't wait for her for a while, an old lady would suddenly come out when he was taking a bath.

That picture must be very harmonious.

Ye Da took a deep breath.

"Old man? It's almost done. Why don't you go to another place? There is a temple two streets away. The great monk is very spiritual. Why don't you go there and have a look?"

The old lady was still staggering forward, muttering non-stop. The yellow nails on her feet seemed to be a little longer than before, and they were all stuck to the ground.

"We are all neighbors. It's inappropriate for you to follow me like this. I have acquaintances in the police station."

"I'm dead...I'm dead..."

"There is a square dance matrix at the end of the commercial street. You must have acquaintances there. Go and have a look. It's late to listen to the stereo!"

"I'm dead...I'm dead..."

No matter what Ye Da said, the old lady was unmoved, as if Ye Da was the most dazzling old man in the square, walking firmly step by step.

After crossing thousands of rivers and mountains, he finally stood in front of Ye Da.

Ye Da was helpless.

"Why is this...we are really not suitable..."

Looking at the struggling old lady, Ye Da could only raise his dead white fist against the old lady's temple.

"Then I'm sorry, old man... die early and reincarnate early!"

I already had a "ghost" inside me.

One more, I'm afraid I won't be able to bear it...

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At the same time, a block away from Xingfuli, a figure in a dilapidated old house was kneeling and worshiping.

The dim light illuminated the body covered with age spots, the shriveled skin stuck to the bones, and only a few white hairs on the top of the head lying on the greasy scalp.

The figure knelt on the ground, its head knocked on the ground, its hoarse voice was like a gear stained with oil.

"Sincerity leads to spirit...sincere heart leads to spirit...sincere heart leads to spirit..."

But in front of the old man, there was no idol, no altar, not even a hanging picture.

There is only a quaint two-eared square incense burner.

The incense burner, which is less than 20 centimeters high, just stands on the ground, and three of the most common fine incense sticks are inserted on it.

The smoke floated up faintly, condensed at a height of one meter above it, hanging and lingering, like a small cloud in the house.

The smoke gathered more and more, and when the three sticks of incense were burned out, the smoke surged and shrank into a ball the size of a human head.

Faintly there is an old woman's face, rolling, ups and downs...

"Spirit is sincerity....spirit is sincerity....spirit is sincerity...."

As the old man mourned again, a strand of white smoke branched out and penetrated into the old man's seven orifices.

Like the most thirsty smoker, the decayed body of a whale sucks a cow's drink, deeply inhaling the smoke into the body.

"call......"

When the puff is completely absorbed...the age spots on the old man miraculously disappeared, and the skin became three-point elastic.

The old man let out a long breath, and the sinister prick shot out from his mouth.

Feeling the changes in his body, he immediately wondered:

"Why does it feel that the taste is wrong this time... It seems that something is missing..."

Chapter 22 The Hospital

Ye Da punched the phantom of the old lady. "A Piao", which ordinary people can't touch, seemed to have an entity under Ye Da's fist.

The power of this punch did not stay behind, and there was even a sound of breaking through the air.