I'm sorry, I want to be a new person

"About a year ago, I found that my strength had become very strong, but at that time I was preparing for the college entrance examination, so I didn't pay too much attention to it. The family's requirements were relatively strict, and I was ordered to die when I was admitted to a key university, so I didn't care about the changes in this aspect. , which was later found to have no effect on life."

Wang Guofang said with emotion: "This is right. No matter whether you are enlightened or not, if you want to become a useful person to society, reading is the most important thing. Many enlightened people suddenly gain abilities and feel that they should be the same as the protagonist of the novel. Breaking away from the rules of society and age, doing things everywhere, and finally going astray, I have seen too many such examples as a policeman, your tutor is really good."

The corner of Ye Da's mouth twitched, that's good, Ye Jianguo will bury him if he can't solve the big math problem, can it be good?

"But now that you know it, and you are a college student now, you must register. Don't worry, the officially registered spiritual enlightener will not affect you, especially for a law-abiding college student like you, not like in film and television works. For household registration, we adhere to the principle of 'no omission, no interference, and no evasion'..."

Finally, with Wang Guofang's help, Ye Da registered as a spiritual enlightener.

Enlightenment Files: Ye Da

ID card:*********************

Affiliation: Tunghai University is studying, Class 2, Department of Ancient Literature.

Ability Type: Meat System.

Spiritual Ability: Strength Enhancement, Class B

Fast Healing, Grade C

This is an evaluation given to Ye Da based on the situation discovered on site. Since he doesn't know the evaluation criteria, Ye Da doesn't know whether the grade is high or low.

At least C-level fast healing should be underestimated, because he concealed a lot.

Ye Da, who repeatedly confirmed that he didn't need to do anything after registration, rejected the police car's proposal to take him home, and left the police station again in the middle of the night with his soaked clothes and an inappropriate T-shirt.

Before leaving, Wang Guofang said that the patrols around Xingfuli will be strengthened recently, in case that woman comes to trouble him again, and Ye Da must be careful, and call him at any time if there is any problem.

After Wang Guofang left, Ye Da immediately called Ye Jianguo. The 32nd generation great-grandson who was woken up in the middle of the night was obviously in a bad mood and muttered something.

Ye Da said that the trouble was dealt with, but not completely, and asked him whether the identity he made for himself before could stand the investigation.

After all, although he was involved in the two cases, although he was the victim, he had already been implicated in it. It was hard to guarantee that anyone would be curious about his past.

Except for the past three years of reclusiveness, Ye Da's past is blank.

"Don't worry, I asked an acquaintance to do it. If you don't do something lawless and notorious for thousands of years, your identity can stand the investigation."

After hanging up the phone, Ye Da breathed a sigh of relief.

The body is naturally not tired, but the mind does consume a lot.

It was already two o'clock in the morning, but there were still several small bars and some fried noodle stalls open in the Nanmen commercial street in Xingfuli.

Ye Da was taken aback by the familiar scene.

If Lingzi and Chaofan are excluded, this world is probably [-]% similar to the earth.

Walking past the fried noodle stall, sometimes Ye Da would take the initiative to smell it. Although his sense of smell is not very sensitive, he can still feel the aroma.

Although he can't eat it, just smelling it can remind him that "stinky tofu" is not the only taste in the world.

This kind of smokey street is the life he wants.

He didn't like his cold and sinister state in the men's room before.

However, Ye Da is actually a little afraid of the restoration of the body and the return of human emotions.

I hope I won't be involved in this kind of incident again.... He really wants to finish college well....

There are a few wine men lying in front of a small bar, some men and women, and sand sculpture college students pushing carts to pull their companions.

A drunk woman caught sight of Ye Da's face and pointed at Ye Da: "Stop! Go back to the dormitory with my old lady!"

Ye Da hurriedly quickened his pace, but luckily that person was held back by his companion.

These should be his seniors and sisters.

Tunghai University ranks in the top ten in Kyushu, but no matter whether the university is good or bad, there are always people who are drunk and dreamy.

The roast meat shop has long been closed, and Ye Da has walked all the way into happiness, but every time he passes a blind corner, he will raise his vigilance, worried that a pair of scissors will hold his temple again, and he will say: "Boy, the men's room is quite cruel." !"

That woman was so weird, even though it was not official yet, Ye Da thought she was not dead.

Fortunately, there was no danger.

Back in the rented house, the furniture is well-furnished. The only thing that is inconsistent is that there is a large refrigerator in the kitchen. It is a sleeping thing that he brought from the county town. After Ye Jianguo's special method, it can let him Sleep peacefully and nourish the corpse.

The bed in the bedroom was a waste, but the woman left behind some hidden dangers after she escaped. I still have to buy some four-piece set and other bedding to cover up the other day. I hope the police can catch that guy as soon as possible.

After confirming tomorrow's class schedule, Ye Da took a shower, closed the curtains, and got into the large freezer marked "Sunshine Cold Fresh Meat".

The freezer was collected by Ye Jianguo from the vegetable market in the small town. This is the only way for a small county town to have such a large freezer without waiting for the logistics.

-18.5C°, the temperature is just right.

The only pity is that in such a day of ups and downs, with so many things happening, the "enlightenment" that Ye Jianguo mentioned in "The Way of Living in the World" still hasn't happened.

Ye Da turned over in the freezer a few times, unable to figure out why in his head, am I not "joining the WTO"?

Finally, because the temperature was too pleasant, I fell asleep.

Chapter 9 The Inscription Mourning Ye Da's Early Death

Early the next morning, Ye Da woke up from the refrigerator, changed his clothes, and went to class with his schoolbag.

After exiting the south gate of Happiness Lane and crossing the commercial street is the north gate of Tunghai University. However, the teaching building is still some distance away from the north gate. There are students rushing to class along the way, some on bicycles, some on foot, almost Everyone has breakfast.

Naturally, the roast meat shop didn't open so early, so Ye Da could only watch others devour it.

A night of refrigeration restored Ye Da's spirits. The cold, white-skinned handsome guy attracted the attention of many people. However, most of the school is relatively restrained. Occasionally, girls' laughter can be heard, but if they turn their heads, they can't find the source. .

This is Ye Da's third day after entering school. In the morning, there is an ancient literature appreciation class. If it is a garbage elective course in other majors, it is a standard compulsory professional course for ancient literature majors.

"We know that in ancient times, because of low productivity, human beings did not have enough power to transform nature, and did not correctly recognize the "spirit", so they often believed in ghosts and gods, and entrusted their personal future and even safety to the old weirdness. Although it is ignorant, but in A large number of works with literary value and archaeological significance have also been produced in this process."

In the large classroom with 200 people, there are more than 1 people sitting sparsely. They belong to Class 2 of Ancient Literature and Class [-] of Ancient Literature. It has only been a few days since the start of school, and no one dares to miss class.

Ye Da listened very carefully, as if he wasn't the one who fought in the men's bathroom last night for skin-changing girls.

He studied harder than all the living people in the classroom!

Although it was the major with the lowest score in Tunghai University, he had to work hard to pass the exam for three years!

Think about the countless days and nights with fish-bubble eyes, holding the pen awkwardly with pitch-black nails.

He was repeatedly questioned by Ye Jianguo with "Aren't you a child prodigy?"

If he is expelled, or fails to get his graduation certificate, he will be so angry that he will go back to the Ye family's ancestral grave!

A lot of people let themselves go when they enter college because they don't realize that they are sabotaging their hard-earned achievements.

This was also the case in Ye Da's first life, causing juniors and seniors to rush around for make-up exams and credits, lost many opportunities, and lost a heart of self-discipline.

I didn't play well in playing, and I didn't learn well in learning, but that's all.

So you know, zombies have to study hard.

"Teacher Ding, can you tell us the stories about ghosts and ghosts in the past?"

A student raised his hand and said.

The teacher on the podium is called Ding Yong, who is a substitute teacher for the course "Appreciation of Ancient Literature". It is said that the real teacher is not in good health, so this substitute teacher may continue until the end of this course.

However, for freshmen who have just entered school, Ding Yong, a gentle and handsome young teacher in his 30s, is more popular than an old pedant.

Ding Yong adjusted his glasses and said with a helpless smile, "Ours is 'Ancient Literature Appreciation'...."

It may be that the temperament is too gentle, the student who raised his hand said reluctantly: "Teacher, didn't you also say that many ancient literary works are also related to the weirdness of the past?"

Ye Da flicked through the books, thinking about the weirdness of the past... But there are almost no good things...

Ding Yong said: "Then I will tell you a story about the 'Mourning Ye Da's early death tablet'."

"Ahem!" Ye Da's expression turned strange.

"In the last years of Dabin, Wang Wenwei, governor of Yunzhou, heard the news of the death of the 'prodigy Ye Da' in Xiangxi, Liangzhou.

Although it was his own story, it happened after his death, so Ye Da was as curious as everyone else.

In the Dabin Dynasty, the governor is a very special official position. The upper limit can be made into the emperor of the land, exercising the power of a state pastor, and the lower limit is not too bad. It belongs to a party official.

"In fact, Wang Wenwei has never met the 'prodigy Ye Da', but he likes Ye Da's poetry editorials the most. He often studies day and night and regards them as classics. It is said that he has reached the point of madness. Today, he is probably at the level of a fan."

"Hahaha!"

The students below let out hearty laughter, only Ye Da was a little embarrassed, if it wasn't because everyone was not familiar with him at the beginning of school, otherwise Ye Da, who has the same name and surname, might have become the focus of the class.

"After Wang Wenwei learned of the death of 'prodigy Ye Da', he locked himself in the government office, ignoring government affairs, and just wanted to write a eulogy to express love, but he was always unsatisfied with the writing. Maybe it was because he was in a bad mood. I haven't told anyone why I don't stay in the government office."

"Wang Wenwei's wife is a well-known 'jealous woman'. Seeing that her husband did not return home for half a month, when Wang Wenwei secretly raised a woman outside, Mrs. Wang Wenwei listened to the words of wandering warlocks and worshiped adultery outside the city to pray Husband returned to his heart and was bewitched by a mountain demon, who said that as long as he gave him 30 fat pigs, 30 fat sheep, and 30 fat chickens, he could make Wang Wenwei never change his mind."

"Teacher, this mountain monster is quite simple, shouldn't it be something like sacrificing living people?"

Ding Yong raised the corners of his mouth and said, "Mountain monsters are just a general term in the records. Not all mountain monsters like to eat people. In fact, with the level of social development at that time, what it seeks is far more valuable than a living person." many....."

Many booing students below were dumbfounded and understood Ding Yong's meaning.

Ye Da sighed... That's right, it was definitely not a good time at that time, which is why he didn't choose Tou Tie to find "Xianyuan", but instead became a "literati" under the protection of the Ye family.

"With the promise, the mountain demon set off to the government office, and found out that Wang Wenwei didn't raise a woman, but was too sad because of the early death of his idol, and wanted to write an article to mourn, so he said: Although I am a demon, I also heard about the 'child prodigy' In the name of the "Prodigy" article, he wanted to help Wang Wenwei complete the eulogy, so there was the famous "Mourning Ye Da's Early Death Inscription", which is said to be carved by the fingernails of the mountain demon, and it is now in the Yunzhou Museum."

Ye Da: So outrageous!The monster carved a monument for me?

It's a pity that this "inscription mourning Ye Da's early death" is not included in the textbook, otherwise he would have to look up at what the monsters wrote for him.

The students below listened fascinatedly. Although they are majoring in ancient literature, who doesn't like this kind of mystery.

Seeing the expressions of the students below, Ding Yong smiled with satisfaction and said, "Of course, this happened 700 years ago. There may be misinformation, but the influence of old weirdness on ancient literature is far more than that."

"Teacher, why are there no such old weirdness now?"

Ding Yong pushed his glasses: "Guess why it is called 'Old Days'? You are majoring in ancient literature. If you are interested in this kind of problem, it is recommended to change your major. Tunghai University also has Lingzi-related majors. Of course, the premise is that you can pass the exam. .”

Ye Da heaved a sigh of relief, thinking that this period is over...

Just as he was about to study hard again, a male student beside him looked at him with a faint smile.

Ye Da was a little puzzled, he didn't know this person, but he looked friendly.

His handsome appearance is second only to himself.

If the whole classroom has a total of 100 points for appearance, the two of them alone account for 99 points.

I am 90, he is 9.

While wondering, the other party pointed to the name on Ye Da's notebook.

Ye Da smiled awkwardly.

The boy laughed and said:

"It has the same name as Ye Da, the child prodigy who is the master of 'Teacher'. I think it will be a bit hard, right?"

Ye Da: "Fortunately... this name is quite common, such as Li Da, Zhang Da, Wanda, etc., but it just so happens that my surname is Ye..."

That's why Ye Da didn't change his name.

"Class 1 of Ancient Literature, Wang Weiwen, it's a pleasure to meet you, our two names can make a pair."

The boy stretched out a hand, and Ye Da subconsciously shook it.

"Wang Weiwen..."

Wang Wenwei and Wang Wenwei who wrote "The Inscription on Mourning Ye Da's Early Death" just reversed the order... This is really a pair... But if Mr. Ding Yong didn't tell this unpopular story today, I'm afraid he didn't People will think about it.

Including himself.

However, the way this person speaks is a bit genteel, the word "fortunate meeting" is somewhat strange in college...

"Yeda, nice to meet you."

Chapter 10 Painting Spirit

The ancient prose appreciation class ended. I have to say that the substitute teacher's level is not bad. Most of the students listened carefully to the whole class, which is extremely rare in universities.

For Ye Da, the real challenge came in the afternoon.

A section of advanced mathematics, referred to as advanced mathematics.

A section of University Physics, referred to as Dawu.

Yes, majoring in ancient literature also has to learn advanced mathematics and big things.