Yuanshin, no one knows the harem better than me

The prank was successful.

She grinned, her teeth as white as the reflection of the moon.

Xia Tian took a deep breath, patted her hat hard, and was a little angry: "Don't make such jokes, I am healthy and healthy, and I was alive and well just now... It's nothing."

He regards Walnut as a little girl, not yet old enough to know what adults do.

Actually sixteen, the same age as Barbara.

Hu Tao put her hands behind her back, without guilt at all, and said again very seriously: "Death is not so easy to die, but the elder brother's mental state is indeed not very good. It seems that he has done something very tiring. If he doesn't rest, he may really die. It's dangerous!"

She is not a doctor, but she has a stronger ability to read physiognomy than doctors.

Anyone who has been squeezed so many times will look exhausted.

Xia Tian didn't want to talk about this topic, and looked at the team that was gathering over there: "What are you doing?"

"Funeral."

"Does the Sea Lantern Festival also work?"

Hu Tao looked helpless: "Where is our work divided into holidays, it's not the day when we receive the business, we just go out on the day!"

"Unfortunately, I can't watch the sky lanterns flying tonight."

It would be a lie to say that you don't care. People who like to be so lively, of course hope to participate in the Sea Lantern Festival.

She has made a lot of lanterns!Yan Fei could only let it fly away.

Work is important.

Not every Liyue person will go to the Pastoral Hall when they die, many of them have family members and friends, and they will handle it by themselves.

Generally, those who find the Hall of Rebirth either died of accidents and need to be rescued, or they are rich and expensive and pay attention to ostentation.

Those who died of accidents were generally cremated at a nearby fixed location.

As for the wealthy, as long as they are willing to spend money, they can arrange a team of guards of honor to escort them directly to Wuwangpo.

According to legend, Wuwangpo in Bishuiyuan is the closest place to the "Boundary of Life and Death".

Xia Tian looked at the bright lanterns, and said with some regret: "That's what I said, but it can also be handed over to other people, a rare Sea Lantern Festival."

"It's a big man who gave a lot of money, and asked to send it to Wuwangpo within seven days." Hu Tao sighed, and she, who was always optimistic, also had troubles: "Recently, the funds of the Pastoral Hall are stretched..."

It's not easy to be in charge of the family, especially with that guest named "Zhongli".

From Liyue Port to Wuwangpo, it will take at least two days at a fast pace. If they move the pavilion according to the speed, it is estimated to be more than four days, and the cremation ceremony will be prepared by then, so the time is quite rushed.

I can't rest during the holidays, and I have to travel hard, but work is work, and there is no chance for irrelevant people to make sarcastic remarks.

Xia Tian found a new curiosity and asked, "Which big man is it?"

"Shh." Walnut stood on her toes and put her finger on her lips: "Don't ask, we keep the identity of our customers absolutely confidential."

After finishing speaking, he couldn't help sighing: "No matter how big a big man is, he can't decide his own life and death. He still wants to see this year's Xiao Lantern."

Xia Tian followed suit: "Unfortunately, the Mingxiao Lantern was only lit last night, but seeing those ordinary Xiaoxiao Lanterns, it can be regarded as half of my wish fulfilled!"

The team over there has been assembled, about a dozen people.

"I'm going to work, big brother wants to watch Xiaodeng more for me!" The disappointment on Hu Tao's face was soon replaced by a smile.

"Okay, I wish you the best of luck."

"Well, big brother should take good care of your health, at least wait until I come back before you die!"

Unable to tell whether it was a blessing or a curse, Xia Tian was speechless: "Thank you for your good words."

Hu Tao smiled and waved: "Goodbye."

Maybe it was because her smile was too bright, which made the dark team not scary at all.

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This part will be repeated, because now the revision needs to complete the number of words, and this chapter has a lot of deletions...

When they got home, Mona and Ying lay obediently on the bed.

Baishi is responsible for sending them back, but it doesn't say that he has to take care of them, it's good enough to put them on the bed.

The wine quality of the two of them was not bad, they both fell asleep honestly, they didn't go crazy with alcohol, and they didn't vomit everywhere.

Xia Tian still wants to see Barbara, but Barbara is definitely with Captain Qin.

Captain Qin didn't drink alcohol, if he touched it in the middle of the night, he might be stabbed to death as a prostitute.

Mona and Ying occupied the small single bed.

In the summer when there is no place to live, you have to take off their shoes, socks, and clothes... Just forget about the clothes, so as not to cause any bad misunderstandings.

And they are all dresses, with Xia Tian's understanding of women's clothing, there is no way to start.

At the staring banquet, these two beautiful girls were dressed in gowns and under the spotlight, they were so dazzling.

Chapter 440 "Kissing" with Paimon

When they got home, Mona and Ying lay obediently on the bed.

Baishi is responsible for sending them back, but it doesn't say that he has to take care of them, it's good enough to put them on the bed.

The wine quality of the two of them was not bad, they both fell asleep honestly, they didn't go crazy with alcohol, and they didn't vomit everywhere.

Xia Tian still wants to see Barbara, but Barbara is definitely with Captain Qin.

Captain Qin didn't drink alcohol, if he touched it in the middle of the night, he might be stabbed to death as a prostitute.

Mona and Ying occupied the small single bed.

In the summer when there is no place to live, you have to take off their shoes, socks, and clothes... Just forget about the clothes, so as not to cause any bad misunderstandings.

And they are all dresses, with Xia Tian's understanding of women's clothing, there is no way to start.

At the staring banquet, these two beautiful girls were dressed in gowns and under the spotlight, they were so dazzling.

Now, without the shining light, it looks more pure and moving.

Just when Xia Tian was about to rest on the chair, he heard a faint cry for help.

"Water...water..." It should be Paimon's voice.

Only then did he realize that he only saw Mona and Ying, but did not find Paimon's figure, and Xia Tian actually forgot about her.

Searching for the sound, among the two girls who were cuddling face to face, next to the not very full breasts, I found the skirt of the dress worn by Paimon.

Paimon was muffled inside.

As the saying goes, from frugality to luxury is easy, and from luxury to frugality is difficult.

After feeling the turbulent waves that Ningguang couldn't hold in his hands at close range, did he realize that Mona's breasts are so small?

Xia Tian spread out his palms, and couldn't help asking from his soul: What was it that I was holding before?Really boobs?Or air?

This kind of thinking cannot be heard by Mona, otherwise she will go crazy.

Although it is small, it is also very elastic, and there are very cute and sensitive little cherries.

Don't think about it for now, Xia Tian stretched out his hand, and carefully pulled Paimeng out from the gap between the two without disturbing Ying and Mona.

The moment he breathed in the fresh air, Pai Meng was dizzy and confused, and kept shouting: "Water, water... Ying, I want to drink water."

Her legs are sandwiched between Xia Tian's elbows, and her hands are hugging her wrists, just hanging on Xia Tian's forearm.

Seems to be too thirsty, actually started to suck on Xia Tian's fingers, using the saliva that flowed out as an oasis to quench his thirst.

It was so hard that I felt like my nails were almost falling off.

Enduring the discomfort of her fingers and the weight of her arms, Xia Tian just came to the table, poured a glass of water, and brought it to her mouth: "Drink the water you want!"

Does the water have a smell?I don't know, anyway, Paimon sensed the presence of water immediately.

boo~

Paimon pulled Xia Tian's fingers out of his mouth and rushed towards the real water source.

"Gudong Gudong Gudong."

The more you drink, the more anxious you feel, as if you want to get your whole body into the water glass... and then wake up from choking.

"Cough, cough, cough cough!"

Paimon opened his eyes and saw Xia Tian was smiling and staring at him with a bad look on his face.

She was so frightened that she backed away immediately: "You, what are you doing!"

The smile disappeared immediately, and Xia Tian blamed unhappily: "Hey! Why do you seem to be a bad person? It was you who said you were thirsty, so I poured water for you!"

Paimon wiped the water from his mouth and licked his moist lips, as if it was true.

He was woken up by choking instead of waking up naturally. Paimon was still a little sleepy, so he naturally looked towards the bed and saw Ying and Mona who were still soundly asleep.

Try to recall what exactly happened, why did you sleep in the summer room?

In the condensed banquet, we ate a lot and drank wine... I see.

The memory was successfully read, and Paimon immediately complained: "Why don't you send us back to the inn?"

"Well, Baishi sent you here, maybe I don't know where you live!" Xia Tian was just guessing.

"Oh." Paimon agreed with this statement.

She was very close to Xia Tian, ​​and could clearly see strange marks on Xia Tian's neck and face, which should be some kind of bruise.

Exclaimed: "What happened to your neck and face? Why are there so many wounds?"

Although they often quarrel, Paimon still cares about Xia Tian very much.

"Ah, this..." Xia Tian was thinking of talking nonsense, anyway, Paimeng is easier to fool than Walnut.

But on second thought, when Mona and Ying wake up, they will definitely ask the same question...

Let's not talk about it first, Mona is a genius, how can the bad-quality lies made up casually fool her?

Although it's nothing to be honest, I must confess to Mona about the good relationship between myself and Ningguang.

But if she knew, the neck and face were all traces of condensation... Maybe she would repeat Gan Yu's behavior.

Gan Yu just left a more obvious mark, Mona might not really touch Xia Tian's whole body!

With her abnormality, it is really possible to do it!

So, after a few seconds of brainstorming, Xia Tian worked out a countermeasure.

He pretended to be angry, and got angry at Paimon: "You have the nerve to say it! It's not all because of your good deeds!"

"Me?" Paimon pointed at himself, unable to remember: "What did I do?"

Xia Tian's acting skills are good, and he said angrily: "You said you want to drink water, I picked you up from the bed, I didn't expect you to bite everywhere, remember?"

There is no memory of this at all, and Paimon recalled seriously... It seems that before drinking water, he sucked something thick and ugly.

"Did I eat your neck and face? But that thing is very hard and thick..." Paimon expressed doubts, not sure.

Xia Tian ignored her doubts and intensified her complaints: "Look at the good things you have done, how can I go out tomorrow!"

"I... but I... I don't know! I was dreaming, dreaming that I was eating..." Paimon couldn't remember anything, and was flustered by Xia Tian.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo." Xia Tian got worse, crying in a fake way.

As long as Paimon can be convinced that she bit it, then he can explain it to Mona later: these scars were all bitten by Paimon!

Things didn't go as planned.

Although Paimon is cute, he is definitely not stupid.

"No! Absolutely not!" Paimon thought of something, and firmly denied it, "I will not leave such a mark!"

"What evidence do you have to prove that it's not you?" Xia Tian was also very determined, ready to frame him regardless of any evidence.

Paimon frowned and thought for a long time but couldn't come up with a suitable method.

Then there is only a stupid way!

"What are you doing!" It was Xia Tian's turn to panic, accompanied by a pain.