Yuanshin, no one knows the harem better than me

It probably refers to the fact that after being in close contact with Gan Yu, he will gain the power of a fairy.

To put it bluntly, it’s all guesswork. At first it was not credible to say it from Sister Bao’er’s mouth, but then Dijun also said so...

"...Gan Yu likes you, you like Gan Yu, wouldn't it be nice if it was possible?" Mona raised her head.

Only the sideways and bent eyes can show a little bit of a woman's curves.

"Of course the result is good, but..." Xia Tian shook his head: "If you hold this kind of thinking, you will go against the original intention. I don't want to make the relationship between the two of you more utilitarian. Let everything take its course! There is no need to deliberately Look for opportunities."

"Then why don't you and Ningguang go with the flow? Dare you say you didn't look for opportunities?" Mona grabbed hard and asked fiercely, "How many times did you surrender yesterday?"

"..." Xia Tian smiled bitterly in silence.

Some "hostages" were threatened by Mona in her hands, fearing that they would be torn apart if they were not careful.

Mona murmured: "No wonder today's quantity is so small, I gave it to her, right...Hmph! I will never lose to her!"

"..."

Couples talk at night, or many of them?

Chapter 490 Walnut's Brain Waves

It was already three days after the drawings were finished and the wood was in place.

The so-called "a blueprint can be created with a single thought" is not so easy to say, and no one told Xia Tian that it takes mental energy.

Just trying to make a small gazebo is more exaggerated than rebuilding a "Wolf Spirit Great Sword".

Fortunately, you can delegate power to others to help participate, not to say that you have to do it yourself.

Xia Tian had exerted too much force early in the morning, his body seemed to be hollowed out, and he thought about resting for two hours first.

As soon as I came out of Dongtianxian Mansion, I got news from the guards of "Yuheng Mansion", saying that a girl who claimed to be the "Master of the Hall of Rebirth" came to find her, but she was too lazy to wait, so she said that she would go to the Adventurer's Association first. .

The Adventurer's Association, Xia Tian has the impression that it should be eating Huyan... on the street of Wanmintang.

It is as shabby as Mond, with a very simple berth, and the reception lady is another Miss Catherine who looks like a clone.

Xia Tian bought a few steamed buns on the side of the road, and when he walked over, he saw Hu Tao chatting with a female adventurer near the notice board.

They danced and danced, as if they were trying to sell something?In short, Hu Tao looked sincere, but the other party was extremely displeased.

"..."

"..."

The female adventurer kept waving her hand and refused: "Ah, it's you again, you said that we are not interested in this kind of cooperation!"

"Don't worry, look, there are people in your Adventurer's Association who deeply agree with me!"

Seeing Xia Tian coming, Hu Tao seemed to have seen a savior, and gave wild winks, trying to get cooperation.

Xia Tian, ​​who doesn't understand the whole story, is of course willing to help Hutao, but you can't tell me to cooperate, and I will cooperate.

A paragraph of advertising words engraved in DNA was automatically made up in my mind.

"in fact

The warning from the "Kung Fu Superstar" made Xia Tian ask first: "What is it?"

Hu Tao had a rare frown, and began to cry hypocritically: "It's like this. Isn't there a problem with the capital turnover of the Pastoral Church recently? So we have formulated a new event and added quite cost-effective content. We hope to promote it so that every Liyue Everyone can enjoy our service..."

At first glance, it doesn't seem to be a bad thing, but at most it is disgusting to promote too frequently.

But after a careful aftertaste, something is wrong.

You are the hall of death!Your service ghost wants it!Eh?It seems that ghosts really want it?

Here, Hu Tao continued: "Specifically, the Hall of Rebirth will give priority to the request of the Adventurer Association, and

The more you talk, the more vigorous you become, and it's really regarded as a fairly normal product promotion: "Also, we support on-site recycling services, and our business scope covers most of Liyue's areas. Some dangerous areas require additional charges."

Afraid of dissatisfaction due to the charging issue, she also took the initiative to explain: "Ah, you can rest assured, it's very cheap!"

Then look at the woman with a frowning face, she is the branch president of the Liyue Adventurers Association, known as "Sister Lan".

Although there is no formal communication after crossing, Xia Tian is no stranger to her, and she has commissioned her several times in the game.

I remember that I wanted to find a sword named "Zangfeng", which was said to be her elder brother's sword, and wanted to bury her elder brother after finding it.

She also did a lot of tasks related to swords. After completing two S-level tasks, Zhidong Country Headquarters promoted her to be the branch president.

No one would have imagined that after becoming the branch president, the busiest thing would be to get rid of the little walnut in front of him.

It's not that I hate this playful girl who is always nervous, it's just that normal people's brain waves can't keep up with her rhythm.

For example, this time, Sister Lan has explained countless times: "I don't think you understand what I mean..."

But Hu Tao understood it on his own: "Understand, I know you want to bargain, but the discount we have given from Xiangshengtang is already very strong!"

She used her imagination to simulate various scenarios: "Think about it, when you go out, you will inevitably encounter danger. There is a word called "precautions for a rainy day", which is what it is about..."

After all, Sister Lan couldn't hold back her temper: "Even if you have to prepare, it is to prepare for things related to the safety of the adventure!"

Her words became louder and her expression became unfriendly: "Please go back, I still have a lot of things to do!"

After finishing speaking, he turned around and was about to go back to the guild. Hu Tao waved at the back: "Hey, wait! Then, how about a discount! If there are ten people at a time, you can get a [-]% discount..."

The inexplicable sales logic made the ceremonial servant who followed her couldn't help saying: "Master, it's okay, it's okay, if this continues, the Qianyan Army will come again."

The hostess who followed Hu Tao was named "Old Meng", he was an old man of the Hall of Rebirth, and he asked Xia Tian: "Are you a friend of the hall master? Help persuade..."

Xia Tian didn't know how to persuade her, but she probably figured out what was going on, and could completely understand Sister Lan's helplessness.

He blocked Hu Tao's sight with his body, and jokingly said, "Are you promoting the business of Xiangshengtang? Is your brain damaged? Who would accept such a promotion!"

Hu Tao puffed her cheeks: "What's the problem? They are the ones who suffer the loss if they refuse such a good deed!"

She has her own logic: "Death itself is something that happens, there is nothing you don't want to face."

"You are too open-minded, and you need to consider other people's feelings when you speak..." Xia Tian didn't intend to impose his view of life and death on anyone, but he couldn't help but warn: "Life and death are not just a matter of one person, Regarding their relatives and friends, it is not simply a matter of saying that there is nothing unwilling to face it and it is over."

To judge others by oneself, if something happened to Mona and the others, Xia Tian would absolutely not accept it calmly.

In the same way, Mona and the others will definitely not accept easily if something happens in Xia Tian.

Don't talk about these close relationships, just talk about the people in front of you, if Hutao is in danger, Xia Tian will try her best to avoid it, otherwise, why would she be willing to accompany her to the "Longji Snow Mountain".

Chapter 490 With me here, I won't let you be lonely on the road!

Perhaps because of deep thinking, Xia Tian, ​​who has always treated people gently, seemed a bit serious.

Hu Tao was frightened, she stuck out her tongue, grabbed Xia Tian's arm with both hands and shook it: "Don't be so serious, from my point of view, I just think that everyone thinks death is too scary."

It could be said that what Dang Xia said made a little sense, but she still had her own ideas.

Hu Tao once felt the pain of parting from life and death, and only then did she face it calmly, so she thought that if everyone can take death lightly first, then when the day of death comes, it will not be so painful, right?

Originated from a naturally strange brain circuit, she decided to act on such an idea.

She said: "People are afraid of parting from life and death. What they are afraid of is pain and regret. In order to make up for the trauma in their hearts, they even imagine countless forms of death for themselves, such as ghosts and ghosts... all of which are obviously groundless. Today, it has become a taboo topic that cannot be touched, but I just feel that there is no need to be so cautious."

Xia Tian couldn't understand: "But don't ghosts and ghosts really exist? Could it be that what I saw in Wuwangpo a few days ago was all fake?"

"It does exist, but most of the time, ordinary people can't see it at all! There is no need to demonize and uglify, and most ghosts are very friendly and reasonable!"

Hutao always has his own set of logic, and Xia Tian didn't even think about debating: "Ghost is reasonable... I'm afraid it's hard for people to understand this!"

"Forget it, in this way, the old method will work." Hu Tao was not discouraged when the sales failed, and he greeted Lao Meng beside him: "Lao Meng, have you finished writing the advertisements you were asked to write?"

"Ah? I'm sorry, I wrote half of it." Lao Meng's face was weird, and he felt unspeakable: "But is this strange advertisement really useful?"

"Believe me, it's very useful. This is a business method passed down from generation to generation in the Pastoral Hall." Hu Tao nodded confidently.

It is said that the wooden sign hanging at the entrance of the Xiangsheng Hall will be removed by guests in need, and after negotiating the content of the entrustment, it will be stuffed into the hall from the crack of the door.

According to the requirements on the sign, whether it is an obituary, cremation, or funeral, the Church of the Past will do its best to satisfy customers.

This is the method that has been used for many years, and Walnut has also made innovations on top of it, that is, adding a string of advertisements behind these wooden signs... The purpose is to burn more at a time, so as to achieve twice the result with half the effort Effect.

Lao Meng appreciates this positive heart, but he has some objections to the advertisement, and knowing the character of the young hall master, he doesn't know how to persuade him, so he can only say tactfully: "No, hall master, I am not here. Ask about the wooden sign, but about the advertising words..."

"Advertising words?" Xia Tian

He took a wooden sign from Lao Meng, turned it over and saw the lettering on the other side, and almost sprayed water.

[Words from the Changsheng Hall, buy [-] get [-] free, buy [-] get [-] free, buy more and get more! 】

This is Xiangshengtang, not Baozhilin, who wants you to buy one get one free, buy more and get more?

To put it bluntly, isn't this cursing others?

Thanks to the funeral hall, it is a monopoly organization in the funeral industry, otherwise it would have closed down long ago.

Hu Tao didn't think so, she was still proud of her whimsy, she raised her neck and straightened her nose. : "Hmph, the business of Xiangshengtang should also keep pace with the times. Think about it, if the customers of Xiangshengtang don't keep expanding, will there be fewer and fewer customers?"

Less and less is a good thing in a sense, right?Disguise means that everyone is living longer and fewer and fewer people are dying, doesn't it?

Hearing Hu Tao's tone, he seemed very sorry.

"Expansion is a very important job content. Since I became the head of the hall, I have tried many methods to make the Hall of Past Life more prosperous!"

To put it clearly and logically, if the words "Gangshengtang" are omitted, he is indeed a respectable industry leader.

"I tried to post advertisements like other stores, but I was wiped out by the Qianyan army. Later, I held a one-day experience meeting, but no one participated... Finally, I found that it was still the traditional method. The most practical, this is the wisdom of past hall masters!"

"I went door to door, looking for people and organizations that might cooperate, just like the China Merchants Adventurers Association just now, that kind of thing, I call it "business development." "

When Hutao has a topic, he can chat non-stop, which is why Xia Tian thinks that being with Hutao will never be boring.

Xia Tian pointed to the string of advertising words on the back of the wooden sign: "So you wrote these things?"

Hu Tao raised her eyebrows, with cute dimples on the corners of her mouth: "Hey, I'm very satisfied. It's much better than the original icy and cold promotional words. It will definitely touch people's hearts."

Lao Meng made appropriate complaints: "Master, we are a funeral organization, so the general impression should be cold, right?"

"This traditional concept is too outdated!" Hu Tao shook his head and sternly denied: "The previous advertisements are not refreshing at all, no way."

"Why does Xiangsheng Hall need a refreshing feeling... Uh, forget it, it's okay!" Lao Meng had already given up resistance, and knew that few people could persuade the hall master.

"Buy one get one free? What is the gift?" Xia Tian vaguely guessed, but still asked, thinking that someone is really so stupid, right?

Unexpectedly, Hu Tao answered without hesitation: "Of course it is another home that is durable! Buy one and get one free..."

I also remembered a line from a famous sketch: Only a small box is your forever home!

But life is not a piece of shit that nobody would be happy to hear.

"Who wants you to give this! No one wants to use it!" Xia Tian was completely convinced, only thinking that the Hall of Past Life is in the hands of this hall master, will it really not come to an end?

Walnut also kindly assured Xia Tian: "It doesn't matter if you don't need it now, it's produced by Toseido, the quality is guaranteed, don't worry it will break before you, I will tell you secretly..."

Hu Tao stood on tiptoe, lay down next to Xia Tian's ear and whispered: "I have prepared a copy for every friend, and you have it too! Do you want to go and have a look?"

"..."

It seems that he knows why Qianyan Army is eyeing Hutao, maybe he is worried that she will take the initiative to create business, right?

It's just like doing business.

Xia Tian said: "The work of the Xiangsheng Hall should be to maintain the boundary between life and death, so that the soul can rest in peace, right? If you do this, who can rest in peace? I'm afraid it's not because people are panicked, but even if you become a soul, you will be afraid of you!"

Hu Tao ignored Xia Tian's teaching, and put on an air of hall master: "Okay, alright, this hall master has his own way of doing things, so don't meddle in the internal affairs of Xiangsheng hall at will!"

Yes, yes, no one wants to interfere.

After Hu Tao instructed Lao Meng to follow up, he and Xia Tian returned to the topic: "The investigation has been clear, and we will talk about the specifics on the way, let's go now!"

"Let's go now?" Xia Tian was taken aback.

It would be too sudden for a walk-and-go trip.

Hu Tao tilted her head: "What's the matter? I've given you many days to prepare!"

"It really has your style." Xia Tian rubbed her head through the big walnut hat: "I must at least go back and say hello to Mona and the others!"

"Mona...they?" Hu Tao was stunned for two seconds, and then smirked: "Hey, big brother who is lecherous has a lot of good luck..."

Then, he patted his shoulder with an expression of "Leave it to me": "It's okay, I'm here, I won't let you be lonely on the road!"

Ok?Something was faintly wrong in Xia Tian, ​​and he hurriedly corrected it: "Hey, you'd better make it clear on this road...it sounds weird."

"The road is the road, what's so intrusive? I'll treat you later, we'll eat and drink before we go on the road..." Hu Tao looked innocent.