Yuanshin, no one knows the harem better than me

Good guy!

Just say, as a father, how can he rest assured that his daughter lives in another man's house, because he is afraid that the girl will hinder him from drinking?

It is completely conceivable that when the father and daughter met at noon, Dulav was so anxious to drive his daughter away so that he could come to the tavern for a drink...

With such a drunken appearance, if Diona saw her, she would have to point and scold her for two hours.

If it was someone else, Xia Tian might have just greeted him and left, but Dulav... At least he had treated himself to a home-cooked meal, and he also gave his daughter to him with confidence.

After the guarantee is not complete... it is still necessary to say hello.

As Xia Tian walked over, a smell of alcohol came to his face, and he couldn't help complaining: "I won't drink anymore...you are really big-hearted."

"If we're too panicked, why don't we cause trouble for the West Wind Knights?" A strong man next to him patted his stomach: "After a few glasses of wine, I won't be afraid when the king of heaven comes!"

Judging from their clothes, these are all hunters from Qingquan Town. They drink and carry longbows on their backs.

Even if they are not members of the Adventurers Association, even if they are not knights of the Zephyr Knights, as hunters with a certain combat power, they will voluntarily join the guard war.

Dulav blushed, filled a clean glass with wine, and held it up to Xia Tian: "My girl has caused you trouble..."

"How come, Diona is sensible and cute..." Xia Tian symbolically took the wine glass.

But before he finished his polite words, Dulav suddenly raised his voice: "Do you need to say that! My Diona! She is the cutest daughter in the world! She is cute and sensible..."

Sure enough, you can't expect to have a normal discussion with an alcoholic.

There were also booing on the side.

"Here it goes again, praise your daughter when you're drunk!"

"In a few years, Diona is going to get married, so let's see who you can praise!"

"Why don't you marry my son? Although he looks average and has average abilities, he is very nice! Our two families are close..."

"That's why Diona wants to see your son!"

……

The drunk man was similar to the woman after dinner, chattering loudly.

Dulav thought in his heart that there would be a catastrophe in Monde tomorrow, and he wanted to let his daughter be taken care of. Instead, he saw Xia Tian's black hair, which was somewhat similar to the hero in the poem...

Xia Tian must also fight for Mond, even more dangerous than oneself.

It's a bit too stingy to say anything about taking care of your daughter at this time.

Dulav raised his glass, touched each other actively, and drank it down: "For Mond!"

"For Mond!" Xia Tian gladly accepted this kindness.

He didn't expect that after drinking a cup...

"Come on, Mond's hero, let's have a drink too!"

"You can't just drink with old man Du. I don't even have a daughter. If I die tomorrow, no one will care. We have to have a drink together!"

"Come on, don't you have a son! I'm the only one who doesn't even have a wife!"

……

So, one cup after another, how can Xia Tian refuse?

He doesn't have the ability to drink a thousand cups without getting drunk, the more he drinks, the more he gets top-heavy...

No... I have to go back, I promised Noelle to go back!

"I really can't drink anymore, let's wait until everything is over! I invite everyone to drink!"

Xia Tian escaped before his sanity was completely washed away by the alcohol.

He staggered two steps and fell directly into the snowdrift. If he passed out drunk, he might freeze to the side of the road.

Fortunately, the cold makes people sober: "I have to go back... I promised Noelle... If I drink, I will definitely be scolded by Diona..."

He murmured in a daze, supported the houses along the way, and walked slowly towards home.

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I watched Xiao Gong's PV today, it was all summer and summer, it was called an affectionate one.

I smoked it, you can do whatever you want.

Chapter 570 After Drunk

Drowsy, as if I felt what is called "I move the wall and don't move, and the wall goes and I don't go"...

I can't remember exactly how I walked that part of the way, and I wandered back to the door of the house. I fumbled in my pocket but couldn't find the key, so I could only knock on the door.

dong dong dong.

it's still summer

Listening to the voice, I couldn't help but hear the knock on Mona's window, which opened up that wonderful marriage... I don't know how Mona and the others are doing in Liyue, do you miss me?

Noelle and Diona were both on the second floor, and they waited for a while before they heard the sound of going downstairs from the house.

The light and chaotic footsteps should be Diona.

She was taught not to open the door to strangers when she was a child, so she carefully asked through the door: "Who is it?"

Then I heard a lazy reply: "Of course it's your brother Xia Tian!"

Diona has never recognized Xia Tian's "brother", but she doesn't dislike him calling himself so intimately.

It's just that the tone of the voice is very strange, even if it's usually joking, it's not so greasy... But it is indeed Xia Tian's voice.

Diona opened the door to the inside, and the nasty stench rushed in together with the cold wind. Before she could react, a heavy male body was pressed down.

Xia Tian seemed to throw herself down, resting on Diona's body, how could her small body withstand such a heavy pressure.

bang dong——

was pinned to the floor.

The smell of wine is not unpleasant, but after entering the human body, it evaporates through the pores and becomes an unbearable stench.

Diona was very sure that the person on her body must have been drinking, and he drank a lot of wine!

She pinched her nose and kicked her feet wildly: "It stinks, it stinks! Go away!"

The door is wide open, and the cold wind blows in.

Diona was pressed under Xia Tian and protected in her arms, which was quite warm, but even if she was warm, she couldn't accept the fact that "Xia Tian became a drunk".

Drunk Xia Tian lacked the attitude of a reliable adult in the past, and acted like a child: "It doesn't stink."

"You adults, you become like this after drinking alcohol! Hmph!" Diona was very angry, why did the two men she cared about look like this?Sure enough, the Mond wine industry must be destroyed quickly!

Xia Tian opened his eyes, even if he was drunk, he could see the sincerity in it: "Even if you become a drunk, even if your body becomes stinky, Mr. Duraff still cares about cats and loves cats...me too."

"Hmm." Diona, who had been thinking of ways to push Xia Tian away, suddenly softened her heart.

"Maomao? Who is it?" She probably guessed it was herself, but when was she called "Maomao"?Didn't your father call him that?

and!

Diona frowned, and asked: "Did you drink with your father? Did he get you drunk on purpose? How could he do this? It's fine if he is an alcoholic, but he dragged you into the water!"

If Durav was on the side, he would definitely be scolded by his daughter.

"It's okay, drink a little once in a while, it's quite comfortable." While shaking his head, Xia Tian frantically rubbed his cheek against Diona's fluffy pink hair, which smelled like a short wash, and couldn't help but suck a few more sips.

"A little bit? Where are you a little bit?" Diona's ears were itchy, and she blocked his harassment with both hands in refusal, and she was particularly disgusted: "Don't get so close...it stinks."

Xia Tian put her hands on the ground to reduce Diona's weight, but the scratches on her cheeks did not stop, and she praised: "The cat is so soft and fragrant... Is it made of pudding? Can I eat it?"

"You can't eat it!" Diona struggled and said, "Who the hell is Maomao? I'm Diona!"

"Yeah." Xia Tian nodded again and again: "It's Diona, the cat is Diona... Diona's hair is so soft and fragrant."

"Hmm!" Diona blushed "shua", and whispered, "Don't say such strange things... I'm not a cat."

While being shy, she was angry from the bottom of her heart, but she couldn't show it too obviously.

Because Xia Tian's intimacy largely treated him as a pet cat, and he didn't realize that a very outstanding lady was being crushed by him.

"Diona is certainly not a cat. Diona is much cuter than a cat..." Before Xia Tian was about to get up, he looked at Diona and said softly.

Very close.

Breathing on the tip of each other's noses, looking down, you can see the thin lips that are close at hand. For a moment, Diona almost couldn't resist the temptation and wanted to taste it.

Alcohol can mess up people's minds, and they can see people more clearly.

Xia Tian likes Diona very much, she just thinks she is too cute and wants to hug her.

However, absolutely no thoughts in that regard.

Even when he was drunk, he had no attempt to overstep.

...but do you think we police will listen to you?

The door was left open and the police didn't even have to break in and even closed the door for them.

Then, a wave of violence grabbed the back of Xia Tian's neck, pulling him away from Diona like a puppy.

Diona raised her head pitifully, and saw Yula and Amber, two reliable big sisters.

The two of them worked together to "arrest" Xia Tian.

The pose just now was too imaginative.

Amber held Xia Tian by the ear, pretending to be unhappy and questioning: "Hey! Do you actually want to do something to Diona?"

Yula followed suit: "Do you want to enter the cell? We, Mond, have a set of laws specially customized for perverts like you."

"No need!" Xia Tian woke up a lot, but his head was still dizzy, he was suddenly pulled up to stand up straight, and almost fell down again.

This time it was in the direction of Yula, she was at a loss, should she just push it away?Or hold it up with both hands?

Fortunately, a girlfriend came out in time to block the drive, Amber hugged Xia Tian, ​​and his face was as happy as if he had drawn a prize: "Just leave this kind of guy to me to deal with!"

She didn't dislike the smell of wine on Xia Tian's body at all, she just whispered in her ear angrily: "Can't you pour it in my direction? Do you want to take advantage of Yula?"

Xia Tian smiled wryly in his heart, he didn't want to take advantage of anyone, he just wanted to go back to the room to sleep quickly.

"What's the matter?" Noelle was preparing for dinner. Seeing that Diona hadn't returned for a long time and Amber's voice came from downstairs, she came out to take a look.

Seeing the four of them gathered downstairs, Xia Tian was powerlessly leaning on Amber, and asked very worriedly: "What's wrong with Mr. Xia?"

Diona was still angry in her heart, and said complainingly: "Nothing happened, I became a drunk!"

It wasn't until Amber and Yula threw Xia Tian on the bed, she sneaked in, and slapped her tail twice, that she didn't get rid of her unhappiness.

Smell the smell of alcohol on my body... It's time to take a bath again!

Chapter 570 I Seem to Be an Outsider

Like the calm before the storm.

Some of the knights who were going to the front line tomorrow were ordered to go back to rest early in order to recharge their batteries.

Yula didn't have a residence in Mond City, and used to either sleep in the dormitory of the Knights or at Amber's house.

This time was no exception, she accepted Amber's invitation straightforwardly, but she didn't expect... the place where she stayed this time became Amber's "new home".

Well, you don't have to react too violently, and you're not alone with Xia Tian, ​​and you don't sleep in the same room...

Thinking of this, Yula went home with Amber, and saw Xia Tian who threw Diona to him while he was drunk at the door.

To be honest, at that moment, I was really angry and wanted to bring this "beast" back to the Zephyr Knights to educate it!

How can you shoot at underage children!

Calm down, of course I believe that Xia Tian has no such evil intentions, and then I sent him back to the bedroom with Amber.

……

In order to repay the soup and rice, Noelle specially prepared a sumptuous dinner, confidently looking forward to Xia Tian's compliment.

It's a pity that the unconscious summer has no blessings, and Barbara has to come back very late because of the problem of being on duty.