"Nut! What are you doing to my hair!"
Ke Qing hastily held down the out-of-shape ponytails, and turned around to see a pair of smiling plum-blossom eyes.
Hu Tao was afraid of being beaten, so she retreated timidly: "Ah, I think that hairstyle is more suitable for your current expression...Did that guy in Xia Tian make you angry?"
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Seeing a reader's post, this book can indeed be renamed "Original God, No One Knows the Harem Better Than I Do".
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Facing Hu Tao's deliberate teasing, Ke Qing let out a "huh" and made no further comments.
In the past, Keqing's impression was usually serious and rigid, with a fierce look, which made Hu Tao, who was fearless and fearless, a little bit afraid... Although this fear would only deepen her desperation to play tricks on Keqing desire.
After knowing that Keqing likes Xia Tian and has already confessed his love, the Hunut Demon King knows that the opportunity has come!
If you tease him with other things, you may get beaten, but as long as you talk about topics related to Xia Tian, Ke Qing's aura will immediately weaken, and his head will also start to become stupid, and he will often be fooled for some reasons made up by Walnut.
Over time, she became immune, and every time she was teased by Walnut again, she would preach a few words, then turn her head away and ignore her.
Today, as usual, I turned my head when talking about Xia Tian, but my expression was not right, and there was no warning of "I'm working, don't disturb me", which is obviously abnormal!
Did I hit it off?Really mad at Xia Tian!
"Has Liyue come in summer?" Hu Tao asked, but Ke Qing didn't get an answer, so she could only look at Gan Yu beside her: "Little Secretary Gan Yu, what's wrong with your Lord Yuheng?"
"Hmm..." Gan Yu was also not sure, so she could only express her understanding: "Maybe it's because Mr. Xia went to "Zhudian Fang", so he was angry? "
"Hey! That guy hasn't given up yet!" Hu Tao believed it instantly, because she had caught him before!
She will never forget the first meeting with Xia Tian at the pier. At that time, she was attracted by this good-looking big brother... No, now is not the joy of reminiscing the meeting!
When we first met, that guy was looking at the flower boats, and even bought a telescope!I thought I would forget about having so many sisters and sisters by my side, but I didn't expect that I was still thinking about the women on the flower boat... Sure enough, men are big pigs!
Hu Tao is also really cheeky, completely omitting the fact that she induced Xia Tian to buy a telescope for peeping.
Seeing that Hu Tao was so angry, Gan Yu probably realized that Xia Tian made a mistake in going to "Zhudian Fang", but she still wanted to defend her favorite Mr. Xia: "...It's not all Mr. Xia's fault, maybe... maybe It's us, aren't we good enough?"
"Not good enough? He is surrounded by seven stars and immortals, aren't you satisfied?" Hu Tao didn't understand what Gan Yu's "good" meant, so she patted her chest unhappily and said, "Besides, there is also my hall master. this world
"Hmm." Although Ke Qing didn't talk to her, she was always listening silently.
She can't figure it out either!Figure, appearance... Liyue and Mond's best girls are almost all around him, why go to that kind of place for entertainment?
Is it character?It is true that our personalities may not be as good as those women who strive for beauty, but Barbara and Xiangling are also very cute and cute!There is no reason at all!I can also not be so fierce!
The walnut person is big, she touched her chin, thinking about this question very seriously, suddenly she had a flash of inspiration, she clapped her hands and said: "If you insist on talking about our problem...do you have "that" with Xia Tian? "
Of course Ke Qing also wanted to find out the reason, seeing Hu Tao being startled, she thought it was there, but she couldn't understand it at all.
Tilting his head, his face was full of doubts: "Which one?"
"It's "that"! "Although Hu Tao is careless, she is still an innocent and pure girl, how can she speak so bluntly.
Hu Tao blushed, Ke Qing's head was even more confused: "Which one?"
Among the three, the purest one is the immortal Gan Yu, but maybe she was thinking about that just now, so she guessed it in a flash, and then she couldn't answer directly: "It means The act of "mating"? "
"Pfft! Cough, cough—"
The two choked at the same time.
Ke Qing hurriedly looked around, but luckily she was far away from the crowd, and it was a busy and noisy time, so the voice should not have been heard.
otherwise--
The master of the Hall of Rebirth, Yu Heng Xing Keqing, Qi Xing's secretary Gan Yu, the three big figures gathered in the public to discuss the issue of "mating", no matter how you think it is strange!
However, perhaps because it is too strange, even if they are heard, the public will think that they have heard it wrong, and the "mating" will automatically be transformed into a "bringing and ration" official business!
Hu Tao tugged on Gan Yu's skirt, her face was red and she stopped: "Don't use that word! Make it look like we are animals!"
Gan Yu replied foolishly: "Human beings are also animals, right?"
The blood of the spirit beast Qilin flows in her body. Spirit beasts are animals, humans are animals, and the half-immortals born of spirit beasts and humans are naturally animals.
Is it strange that animals use animal words?
"Although it's an animal, but!" Hu Tao was helpless, and couldn't find a reason to refute, so she could only make a strong decision: "In short, don't use that word, it will be very strange!"
Gan Yu is not a child who likes to drill into the horns and ask the bottom line. She respects Hu Tao's opinion, but the question is: "Then... what word is better? Just use "that"? "
"Keep your voice down! Don't talk about it here!" Ke Qing blushed, she couldn't take it anymore, how could she, a lady from a famous family, participate in such dirty discussions on the street?
"That's right." Hu Tao nodded, expressing her agreement with Ke Qing's opinion, and then: "Then let's ask Ning Guang!"
Hu Tao knows that Mona and Ningguang have already taken the step of adults, and can learn from them knowledge that can be used in the future.
"No!" Ke Qing retorted immediately, not because she didn't want to know about that aspect, but because she couldn't find Ningguang, otherwise she wouldn't be a human being in the future, just come to the sea directly from Shen Yun!
Hu Tao understands the relationship between the two Seven Stars, so she deliberately mentions it first, so as to see Keqing's anxious appearance.
Now being rejected by Ke Qing, she took advantage of the situation and said: "Then go ask Mona! No objection!"
"Well, you can ask Mona."
Before Keqing could react, she had already been brought into the trap by Hu Tao, and she never thought that she should object to this behavior of "learning from that experience".
Gan Yu really wanted to ask for that knowledge, and expressed his support: "Well, I want to know too."
When Keqing reacted and refused, it was already too late, she had already been forcibly dragged by Hu Tao to the Yuheng mansion.
I happened to have some free time, so I didn't miss work, so I treated it as going to have breakfast, and bought some pastries for Mona on the way.
Mona's great wish to become an "astrologist" determines that her work and rest time cannot be regular. Unless she is tired from fighting with Xia Tian at night, she will sleep during the day, and this time is exactly when she is going to bed when.
Unexpectedly, three guests were welcomed.
"Why are you here?"
As a city of commerce and trade, Liyue is busy with affairs. The girls in Liyue can hardly settle down in Dongtianxian Mansion like Barbara. It's time for a night chat between girlfriends.
It's rare to come here early in the morning like this.
Gan Yu and Ke Qing didn't answer, looking at their expressions hesitant to speak, it seemed that there was something important and difficult to say.
But Hu Tao looked around like a normal person, "Is it just you?"
Mona looked at the cake she brought and was very happy to eat a little before going to bed.
She happily went to make tea, and answered Hu Tao's question by the way: "Yeah! It was Qin's birthday yesterday, so Barbara went to accompany her, and then Amber came back to celebrate after taking time off. I have to go back to the camp as soon as possible. Noelle was also busy yesterday. It was very late, and they might have slept in the Knights... Well, the others would come here occasionally."
Mona's tea art is very ordinary, so there are not so many fancy procedures, just brewing tea with boiling water and making three cups.
"Who are you looking for?"
"No, we are here to find you, little Mona!"
Hu Tao was grinning, and was slapped by Mona with her fingers: "Please call me sister seriously! No matter in terms of age, height, or the order in which I will be married by Xia Tian in the future, I am your sister!"
"Okay, okay, Miss Mona."
"Don't make it smaller."
"It was so small!"
"Even if it's small, you're not qualified to say it."
"I'm only sixteen, I'll grow up!"
"Hehe, stop dreaming! I haven't grown since I was 14!"
"That's you! This hall master is a super potential stock! As long as Xia Tian rubs it more—"
"Give up the useless struggle! I have already used the "water divination" divination, it is impossible. "
"Hmph! I don't believe you!"
"..."
The two are always bickering, and the fight is endless. Maybe the two parties enjoy it, but the bystanders are really sad.
Fortunately, the understanding Mona saw the expressions of Ke Qing and Gan Yu, and immediately stopped the unnecessary quarrel.
"Okay, let's get down to business!"
She also became serious, and understood that these three people came here at the same time, there must be something very important, most likely related to Xia Tian.
As a representative, Walnut started the consultation: "What do you usually call "that"? "
Eh?
Keqing's eyes widened, and she thought, didn't we come here to ask Mona how "that" did?Is there anything to pay attention to, how to cooperate, is it Xia Tian who takes the initiative or himself... Didn't you come here to learn these knowledge?
Call it whatever you want!It's not the point at all!
Mona, who has been explored 100% by Xia Tian, is no longer pure, but like Ke Qing, she has not been able to
"Hmm..." Hu Tao grabbed her hair and scratched her scalp vigorously, thinking of ways and words to make Mona immediately understand who "that" is.
Be rude.
"That's the time!" Hu Tao swooped over and pushed Mona down: "It's the time when you want to do this kind of thing, what do you call it?"
Pushing down is the only cognition that Hu Tao has about that kind of thing. I don't know exactly what will happen next, whether there are other postures, or not.
"what?"
Mona understood, and then looked weird, and glanced at Gan Yu and Ke Qing, they were actually listening seriously.
Shocked: "No, you guys came here on purpose early in the morning just to ask this?"
Like the tongue twister, Walnut said: "Of course it's not just this, but first you have to tell us what to call this, so I can continue to ask."
Mona didn't understand: "Why do you ask this?"
"Um." Hu Tao paused.
It was Gan Yu's turn to explain in detail, and she didn't feel wrong at all: "It's because I called that biological behavior "mating with Mr. Xia", and Hu Tao said that such a word is too strange to be used as a human being. ..."
"Haha!" Mona's laughter interrupted Gan Yu who was explaining seriously.
Mona pushed Hu Tao away, changed from being pushed down to being pushed down, hugged the fleshy Gan Yu, and kept scratching Gan Yu's soft body with her cheek: "Gan Yu is so cute!"
Gan Yu didn't hate being kissed by Mona, she looked at Mona wriggling in her arms, and asked in puzzlement, "Is the word 'mating' cute? "
Mona rubbed Gan Yu's cheeks: "I didn't say this word! This word will be exactly as Hutao said, it's best not to use it indiscriminately...I mean Gan Yu is very cute."
"Oh." Gan Yu nodded obediently: "Thank you for the compliment, what should I call it better?"
"I really haven't thought about this question..."
Mona recalled that she and Xia Tian rarely used specific words, and there was no need to say "I want XXX now" or "You want XXX". Started to grope and undress...
If you have to say it, the expression is relatively elegant, relatively not rough, and relatively easy to understand...
"H." Mona spit out a word.
"Huh?" The three of them didn't understand.
Mona opened and closed her mouth slowly: "It's just H, without the pronunciation of words."
Teyvat's script is different from Earth's, but there are some things I can figure out, and there are official common scripts of the Seven Kingdoms, so it's easy to learn.
The good student Ke Qing blushed the deepest and listened most seriously: "Does H mean you are doing that kind of thing?"
Mona is also not sure: "It's not specific, I don't know, it was Xia Tian who told me that H can refer to all things that are seductive, including behaviors, thoughts... Anyway, it is related to seduce, an H can be referred to.”
The three students nodded in unison, which made Mona quite satisfied and proud of being a teacher.
As the most motivated student, Gan Yu raised her hand and asked, "If you say H, can Mr. Xia understand my desire to mate with him?"
"what?"
There were three more surprises, and the three people other than Gan Yu all stared wide-eyed.
Gan Yu is a girlfriend that Xia Tian has approved, and it is normal to have a relationship with Xia Tian. Of course, this is nothing, but is it really okay to say it so bluntly?Even Amber, who can't bear the loneliness the most and wants to steal something, only dares to hint cautiously...
You really deserve to be a fairy, dare to think and dare to speak!
Ke Qing was the most emotional, she blushed and refuted, her lips were trembling: "Don't say such things! What's with Xia Tian!"
Those with a guilty conscience are the most excited, and those with a guilty conscience are the least willing to admit it.
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