Yuanshin, no one knows the harem better than me

When I think of Gan Yu in my mind, I will think of my affair with Gan Yu...

Think of that delicate skin that can be broken by blows.

Think of that shy and bold initiative.

Think of the delicious fairy milk with body temperature.

……

I had a long-lost dream.

Chapter 910 Zhongli has no money with him!

Adhering to the mentality of finishing the seven-star selection and assessment business as soon as possible, Xia Tian went to Yanshang Tea Room after breakfast.

Eat Huyan on the way, near Feiyunpo

Zhong Li is at the tea stand, talking with a storyteller.

Xia Tian had an impression of that storyteller, it was Liyue's celebrity, that "Tian Tiezui" who wandered around the stalls of Chihuyan and won praise from the street market.

Seeing him, Zhiqiong's praise seemed to echo in his ears.

Tian Tiezui told a lot of stories about Xia Tian, ​​but maybe it was because the characters in the stories were too exaggerated, or because he was too immersed in the book, so that his understanding of people outside the book declined.

Did not recognize Xia Tian unexpectedly.

"Master Zhongli, long time no see."

"Good morning."

After the two greeted each other, Tian Tiezui asked, "Is this brother Zhongli's friend?"

Zhongli took a sip of his tea, and chuckled a bit amusedly: "...It's a bit of a scene of "just being in this mountain". "

This popular poem is often used in storytelling.

But when he heard it at this moment, Tian Tiezui didn't know why: "Huh? Why did Brother Zhongli say that?"

He didn't recognize Xia Tian, ​​and Xia Tian didn't plan to report his family.

Zhong Li didn't bother to add trouble, and introduced without even telling his name: "It's nothing... this is a friend I know well."

Xia Tian didn't know the way of this riddleman either, he was just afraid that after being recognized by the storyteller, he would summon all kinds of questions and waste time.

I approached this tea shop because I wanted to confirm what happened yesterday.

It's not easy to ask in front of outsiders... This storyteller doesn't seem to plan to resign first.

Even took the initiative to invite Xia Tian to judge.

"Very good, very good. Since your Excellency is an old friend of Brother Zhongli, please help me to see how I can persuade Brother Zhongli to take out his old stone."

"Old Shi? What do you want that for?"

As I said before, because Zhongli likes antiques, the financial expenditure of the Hall of Past Life is very high.

But antiques are antiques.

Although Hu Tao doesn't understand, in her words, buying it can improve the taste of Xiangshengtang.

She wanted to lead Xiangshengtang to attack the high-end industry, so she left by the clock.

It's nothing more than being lucky and working harder, advertising more, attracting more customers...

Also because of Zhongli's reputation, there are more and more fat sheep...cough, cough, more and more dignitaries come to seek services.

Although the income and expenditure are still completely out of balance...

But are stones considered antiques?That thing is everywhere!

Walnut can't accept this.

Liyue people have a long history of liking stones.

In Chihuyan alone, there are no less than four or five places selling "Pure Stones", among which "Jie Cui Hang" is the most famous.

Because when jadeite is mined, it will be covered with a layer of weathered skin, and it is impossible to know whether it is good or bad. The quality of jade can only be known after cutting.

So the tradition of "gambling stones" was born.

In the stone gambling market, it is not uncommon to get rich and go bankrupt.

Off topic.

Jade jewelry is very beautiful. Some people like it and others love it. The so-called gold is hard to buy, and it is normal that the value is high.

But Zhongli is strange.

When he buys stones, he doesn't look for emeralds in the stones, but to see if the stones are old enough!

A stone has experienced at least tens of thousands of years of wind and frost.

How old is that?Is there a big difference between stones that are tens of thousands of years old and stones that are tens of thousands of years old?Don't they all look the same?

It's not just walnuts that don't understand, the collectors of Liyue's plethora of Liyue don't understand either.

But things like art and antiques are easy to be sought after if they don't understand them.

As a result, there was a wave of "Old Stone" fever...

As the "old stone expert" recognized by the public, Zhongli is an authoritative appraiser, and the old stone in his hand is naturally missed.

Now, Tian Tiezui wants an old stone in Zhongli's hand.

He is sincere and amazing.

"Your Excellency does not know that the old stone is now a hot and rare ore, and it is priceless!"

"This morning, I opened the morning show here as usual, and Brother Zhong Li also strolled over as usual, sat down and listened to a book... chatting and chatting, and then I talked about my special play "Chuanglong Doujing". "

"I only know that Brother Zhongli is well-informed and well versed in folklore, but I didn't expect that he also has a lot of research on history and mythology... No, I always ask him if I have questions."

"..."

Facing Tian Tiezui's unsparing words of praise, Zhong Li was modest and prudent, and nodded lightly: "It's good to be able to help a little."

Tian Tiezui shook his hand and said a lot of words.

"Where is it, it has helped me a lot!"

"However, chatting is meant to be with interesting people... For example, brother Zhongli, who has an ingenious idea, and of course he has a lot of bragging, ahaha!"

"It's like once, I said to him: Look at my story, the Rock King Dijun carved out the Ruo Tuo Dragon King based on the spirit stone, and later connected the golden and iron horse. It's fun!"

"However, he said that the story is good in everything, but some details are wrong. For example, someone has verified that Emperor Yanwang may not have a good craftsmanship and cannot carve such an exquisite work."

"..."

Ok……

It's hard for Xia Tian to comment on this, and his expression is a little weird.

Tian Tiezui thought that Xia Tian's weirdness was because he agreed with his statement, so he worked harder.

"It's very unsightly, isn't it? Last time I told him that the Chi in Qingcezhuang turned into a landscape, creating a beautiful scene..."

"He doesn't agree with it either, he thinks there is no such good thing in the world."

"Hey, tell me, don't people lack poetic flavor when they have more knowledge? Look at Brother Zhongli, he looks so handsome, but he has no emotion in his bones!"

"..."

As expected of a storyteller, the crackling talk by one person can still be heard with great interest, and even two or three people came and sat down to drink tea.

They thought Tian Tiezui had returned!

"Brother Tian's criticism is justified, I will definitely keep it in my heart and reflect on it."

Although Zhongli tries to embody "human" emotions, he has been detached from the mundane for so long that he hardly ever argues with others.

Faintly admitted his mistake, and encouraged him: "Brother Tian has always been imaginative in making up stories, I just put forward some opinions that ordinary people can easily think of, and it is convenient for Brother Tian to refer to... Storytellers are all smart people, with Brother Tian's eyesight, it is impossible not to fail to see Why do I have such a heartfelt audience here?"

Tian Tiezui has been in the market, and most of his "fans" are ordinary civilians.

Today, having a celebrity like Zhong Li support the field makes him extra happy.

"Of course! Brother Zhongli's kindness, I understand...Brother Zhongli must want me to be the best storyteller in Liyue Port, right?"

"..."

The two flattered each other, which seemed endless, and the topic didn't know where it went.

Compared with them, Xia Tian is really impatient: "You have said so much, where is Lao Shi?"

Tian Tiezui slapped his head before realizing: "Oh, let's get down to business and rumors... You don't know, a few days ago I told someone about "Chuanglong's Eyes"..."

In an era when the media industry is underdeveloped, it is quite normal for an interesting joke to be performed over and over again.

Otherwise, the jokes will be exhausted in ten days and a half... Storytelling is creation, and it takes time to make up random things, let alone a wonderful and good story.

There are some well-known good stories that have been told for decades!

In this regard.

People who don't like it will comment whether they are frying cold rice or frying it over and over again.

But people who like it often call it "classic forever".

Tian Tiezui's every sentence is a long paragraph.

"Brother Zhongli still understands... It happened that an old miner's leader passed by me that day, and when he heard this story, he told me..."

"Do you know the layered rock abyss? There is a kind of stone over there, which is beautiful in appearance and elegant in color."

"People say that this kind of stone grows on a long passage in the layered rock abyss..."

Speaking is the storytelling style.

"How did the aisle come here? No one knows! You can only see that the aisle is twisted and twisted, as if left by a giant dragging."

"The battle is astonishing, and everyone who sees it is shocked! Some people say that it might be some kind of ancient battlefield... But we have no way of verifying who and who fought it."

"I thought, maybe, Emperor Yan and Dragon King Ruo Tuo also fought there?"

"To tell you the truth, I'm thinking about a new story, if I can make this into it, wouldn't it be great!"

"So, I called Brother Zhongli and asked him to enlighten me... Unexpectedly, he happened to have an old stone on hand, which was picked up from a merchant in the market."

"If you have a good eye, you will naturally choose... I thought, this old stone can really be said to be a symbol of my story, and I can use it to prove that the story is credible... If Brother Zhongli is willing, I also want to buy this stone and make it a commemoration."

"..."

Doesn't sound like a big deal?

If you really like Tian Tiezui, with Zhongli's character of treating money like dirt, it's just an old stone, so why not give it away?

really.

"Well...Brother Tian is the best storyteller, and I am your loyal listener. If you can contribute to Brother Tian's creation, I will support it."

There are turning points and concerns.

"But if I let the stone out, it would appear that Brother Tian's story is flawed... Please think about it, did the Emperor Rock King seal the Dragon King Naruo Tuo underground?"

"According to experts, there are caves and mine tunnels underground in the stratum rock giant abyss. If King Ruo Tuo seals it there, he will be disturbed every two days... Could it be that such a scene is also the consideration of the king of rock?"

No one is more authoritative than this "expert".

Xia Tian has heard the story of Emperor Yanwang and Dragon King Ruotuo.

I probably know that the Dragon King Ruo Tuo once lived in the stratum rock giant abyss, and later he was unearthed and entered the world, and followed the rock king Dijun to participate in the Demon God War.

Later, the two seemed to turn against each other because of something.

In the end, Dijun Yanwang defeated Dragon King Ruotuo and sealed him with his own hands.

It's all rumors, Xia Tian hasn't asked Zhong Li for confirmation yet.

Of course, Lao Shi couldn't prove anything, but he said that the book was just a joke.

Speaking of the high point, Tian Tiezui took out this old stone, and at least eighty percent believed it was true or not.

As for Zhongli, he just hoped that the story could be more realistic, and he didn't want to do this kind of "helping the evildoers".

"It's true... the Emperor Yanwang would not do such incomplete things."