Let me see which cutie is not a holiday on May Day
Oh, it's me (╥╯﹏╰╥)?
Chapter 650 The Eighth Witch Classroom Begins
What is it like to be a witch?
This is actually a very interesting proposition, just like what is the experience of living with a cat girl, and it can even be put on some well-known international platforms, and then you can eat melon seeds while watching various fairy tales.
Zhihu Yan selects members, and reads the jokes you want to watch.
Of course, it is undeniable that there are still some absolutely sane people among the people who graduated from famous schools in ancient capitals. They may be experts in their fields, or they may be scholars who have covered a wide range of fields. They will have a more rigorous attitude and strict logic to tell You, to prove to you that this world is scientific, there are no such things as witches and cat girls.
Although they are wrong.
Because Shi Chen can use her personal experience to prove the existence of the witch.
After all, she is a witch now.
And what is the daily life of a witch like?
Very simple.
On December 12rd, the purpose of opening this diary is to urge myself to investigate more information about the extraordinary world, so that I can still have a strategy search after time travel. Come on, my future me!
On December 12th, when a maid plays games to watch Lingxian
On December 12th, when a maid plays games to watch Lingxian
December 12th, time, time, how can you be so depraved, have you forgotten your masculinity and your goal of being impenetrable?The Master said, "I examine myself three times a day, do I not trust my friends?" Can't go on like this!
On December 12th, when a maid plays games to watch Lingxian
On December 12th, I always like Lingxian sauce! ! !
Anyway, that's how she came to Yamato.
"no"
Before waiting for the time to give any response, Miss Witch has already given an answer, leaving no chance
"Gah, why?"
Anyway, there were no outsiders here, Shi Chen simply exposed his nature, but although he said so, his words were less considerate than usual.
Just like wearing a skirt for a long time, you will become addicted. After playing the lady’s etiquette for a long time, Shichen still enjoys the feeling of being a beautiful girl. She is fragrant and soft all day long. Looking in the mirror can make her feel better all day. If you don’t want to It was revealed that she fell in love with the life of a girl a little bit.
"Pandora"
"Ok?"
"Could it be that Lingxianjiang is also a witch?"
When I first came to Yamato in order to change back, I actually consulted Miss Witch partly, but in the final analysis, it was more because of her own subjective thoughts. Shichen knew better than anyone at the beginning how feasible this matter was.
Compared with it, it may be more reliable to find an opportunity to thank Kobayashi.
Just take this opportunity to prove that I don't have any weird ideas about my good brother, and then I can attack Lingxianjiang. As long as it works, I won't be afraid of being exposed!
Curve to save the country jpg!
However, she didn't suddenly realize one thing until just now. According to Pandora, since she became a woman, she has begun to transform into a witch in a certain sense, and she is not an ordinary person.
Even so, Lingxianjiang's attraction to her has not decreased, but has increased exponentially. Although this is a very normal thing, after all, it is Lingxianjiang!
"..."
Unexpectedly, Miss Witch, who usually answered decisively, became a little complicated when she mentioned this, and shook her head after a long time
"she is not"
"really not?"
"No"
Seeing Shi Chen who was exactly like her in front of her, the black-haired witch girl shook her head, but before she could say anything else, Shi Chen had already observed her surroundings like a curious baby.
"what is this?"
She touched the burning fireplace in the coffee shop, and went directly through it. Behind it, there are a lot of living rooms, bedrooms, and bathrooms, but the decoration is quite antique. Well, it seems that in ancient martial arts novels, it is lived by a foreigner. same place.
"That's where I live."
Miss Witch pulled out the guy who was half buried in the wall, and saw Shi Chen's puzzled expression.
"Please don't always write what you think in your heart on your face, making it seem like I can read minds."
"You don't think that the place where the witch lives is gloomy, and then you use a big wooden stick to stir up a shit like dark cooking all day long?"
Is not it?
"of course not"
Miss Witch waved her hand, and saw a small blackboard pop out and hang behind the counter of the coffee shop. Miss Witch helped the glasses that had just transformed, and knocked on the blackboard with a small magic wand flying from the sky.
Miss Witch's knowledge class is starting!
Pandora told Shi Chen that the witch is not unique to the West, or to be precise, it is just a name born in a specific historical environment. According to Christian teachings, the witch is regarded as a "slave of the devil."Through worshiping demons, blasphemy, etc., witches will obtain "witch ointment" and "black magic" with special powers, but in some Nordic countries they are used to refer to old women...
Later, they were all called witches for the sake of unity. Unlike the immortals, the so-called magic they possess actually refers to the use of supernatural powers to explore knowledge and wisdom.
Shi Chen suddenly realized, and wondered if there was a demon boy, or to be more domineering, called Demon Lord!
Pandora glanced at her, like an air conditioner repairer saying to a video shooter, "Master, what do you do?"
In the deathly silence, Shi Chen decisively changed the subject and asked why the other party chose the name "Pandora".
"Although it sounds mighty, if it were me, it should be a more domineering name, such as 'Grey Witch', 'Star Witch' and the like."
"First, you are not crumbs enough, then"
Pandora moved closer to that face, and lifted the other's chin
"Why aren't you called Kirby the Star?"
"What?"
Then Pandora explained to her that the name is just a code name, it doesn't matter whether it is east or west, and the name Pandora has commemorative significance for her in that timeline, so she used it.
Shi Chen's intuition told her that there was a story in the name, but she didn't bother to inquire about it—even if she inquired, the other party would probably stop it with some soul fragment lost timeline, and Barabara would prevaricate it.
I never thought that my future self would be a riddleman.
Grandma's, after all, she still lived the appearance she hated the most.
In short, after Miss Witch's small class, Shi Chen has a new understanding of witches. As an existence rooted in the most essential emotions and desires, witches are actually two species from humans in a certain sense.
Just like cultivators, they can stop eating or drinking, and actively stop the body's metabolism. Even if they don't wash up, they can still smell good all day long, and they can naturally avoid excretion.
So beautiful girls don't know how to shit!
"Speaking of crumbs"
Miss Witch picks up the coffee cup floating in the air
"Your own emotions are enough recently, but the emotions you get from the outside world are not enough."
Under Miss Witch's command, coffee machines and cups in the coffee shop lined up one by one, obediently going to take a bath in the sink like a guard undergoing inspection, and after taking a bath, they were dried with a towel and returned to their places.
Seeing that everything was going on in an orderly manner, Miss Witch confidently picked up a glass that had just been flushed with water, picked up a wine bottle, and uncorked it slowly.
"Isn't it very popular now to set up the persona of a woman? My suggestion is to start from this aspect"
Boo!
Like some kind of ritual, the intoxicating aroma of wine diffused in an instant, Miss Witch glanced at her for the last time, reminded with a smile
"By the way, minors are not allowed to drink alcohol!"
As the voice fell, there was a faint noise outside the door, like the sound of chaotic footsteps
"Master Wujo Wansang was killed..." "...the murderer" "...notify His Highness Jiu Baizang"
A ray of dawn light passed through the door seal and landed on the girl's slightly trembling eyebrows
Its daybreak.
……
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Chapter 550 IX Idol Cultivation Plan
It's already midwinter, and it's getting colder and colder after the heavy snow.
In the past, you only needed to wear a thin sweater or shirt and a sweater, but now you have to wrap up a coat or a windbreaker, even if you are indoors, you must keep warm, so Lin Xuan, oh no, Lingyun Shangxian is wearing a slightly thicker sweater today. pantyhose.
Of course, it's white.
Although Lin Xuan seldom wears silk stockings during live broadcasts, fans unexpectedly voted for white silks a lot during the live broadcast yesterday.
If it weren't for Lin Xuan not asking for tops to wear, fans might even let her wear pure white.
Lin Xuan only had some immature guesses about this.
It may be that the fans think that only white can match her white hair...or it may be that white represents purity and beauty. When facing such a beautiful thing, people always have the urge to tear it into pieces?
Of course, the most likely thing is that fans think that Lingxianjiang has been a bit biased toward Yujie recently, and wearing white stockings can effectively add a label of young teeth, so that Yukeluo can continue to kill young and old.
After all, all mature women wear black silk, and only young girls would choose white silk.
The strong evidence to support this point is a lot of young ladies around.
After the transformation, although Lin Xuan can control his fox girl to transform into a normal person, but he can't control his height, but he can also start with the clothes, as long as they are matched properly, the same visual effect can be achieved.
Humans are often visual creatures.
To appear small and cute, so that people will not be vigilant.Usually it's better to be frivolous, play a bit of a villainous role, and form a cute contrast with her appearance, so that it will be easier for people to think that she is arrogant, and it is easy to be defenseless against her.
Everyone has a desire to conquer, and it is easy to understand these principles as long as you understand them.
The best hunters often appear in the image of their prey, pretending to be pigs and eating tigers, Lin Xuan understands this very well.
After all, she is the genius president of the drama club in history.
Whether it's playing Lingxianjiang or guiding idols, it's the same reason.
Height is not a necessary condition for girls. Generally speaking, as long as they are good-looking and outstanding, it is enough-so height is not the decisive factor for judging the upper hand, but the face is, or the art of communication
As it happens, Lin Xuan is a social fear.
Ever since she broke into the enemy camp in the game last time, she found that she seemed to be able to cause panic in society by accident.As Ling'er said, just do it normally.
She is well versed in human nature, handles things calmly, speaks nonsense when she sees people, and speaks nonsense when she sees ghosts. Mature big sisters will be amused from ear to ear because of her words, and she can easily gain the admiration of a large number of young girls, while men They have already been fascinated by it with a frown and a smile.
Today's training content is about adaptability. As an idol, you must always be prepared to face offline fan meetings and other scenes, and the first impression you give to fans is extremely important. Without professional training, it will easily cause word of mouth Polarized, so it's important to keep smiling at all times!
After being introduced by Ms. Kyoko from the office, they started training at a bar near Yokohama.
The bar, which is usually only lively at night, is booming like never before. There is an endless stream of customers who come to see the beauty. The store manager even has to start the reservation system, but in the blink of an eye, the order has been full for a week.
Then, Lingyun Shangxian became popular, and together with the beautiful girl idol group, it became popular in most of Yokohama in just one day.
In the afternoon, the "Angel's Gift" bar was still overcrowded.
At the bar, several beautiful sisters sat in a circle, admiring the girl's bartending.
The shaker was flying under her control, and the shiny silver-white arc of light under the light danced and twirled, pulling out a graceful arc, which aroused applause.
The girls were either staring at the girl to watch her show off her skills, or they picked up their mobile phones to take videos. The camera locked on the jug for a while, and soon turned to the face of the bartender girl in a maid outfit.
She smiled, frowned slightly, and looked intent.
Although a serious man is also very handsome, but more often a serious woman does not give up at all. At least many guests present are staring at the beige long-haired maid in front of him, admiring this beautiful bartending.
And the bartending show is almost over.
Su Ling gently tossed the spinning jug up. Amidst the girls' exclamations, the newly appointed store manager took it from behind with ease, opened it, and poured the mixed wine into it that had already been mixed. In the prepared wine glass, put a slice of lemon, and then slowly push it to one of the female guests in front of you with a Duduke coaster.
"Your ancient sunset, please use it slowly."
She put her hands on her chest, bowed, polite and elegant.
Although there is indeed a suspicion of a business-style response, no matter what you say or do, it makes people feel like a spring breeze, with meticulous attention to detail.
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