My ability is the original god, please enlighten me!

"Brother Wu, when you were in junior high school, you often ended up with bruises all over your face." Wei Jingsi, who was sorting supplies together, seemed to remember something, and suddenly turned his head to Zheng Wu with a smile: "Do you still remember, Brother Wu, you were a frequent visitor to the school infirmary at that time, and the aunt in the school infirmary would complain every time she saw the two of us."

"Yes, that aunt..." After Wei Jingsi's reminder, Zheng Wu also recalled the memories of junior high school, and couldn't help feeling a little emotional:

"At that time, it really added a lot of workload to that aunt out of thin air. Although she was reprimanded every time she went there, it can be seen that the auntie is still very nice, and she will go to great lengths to help deal with it every time. "

"If you have time to go back to the school for a stroll in the future, you have to thank me."

"Well, if I'm free, I'll go too." Wei Jingsi couldn't help laughing, "After I graduated from junior high school and moved, I haven't been to my junior high school for a long time."

"What are you talking about? Was Zheng Wu a bad guy in junior high school?" Zhong Zhenglin leaned over curiously when he heard this, trying to dig out Zheng Wu's black material.

"Don't ask, the question is that I was a good student in junior high school, and I brought out many good students." Zheng Wu directly dispelled Zhong Zhenglin's bad intentions, and asked instead: "It's you, I don't see you so diligent on weekdays, why are you so diligent today?" Did you go to the club activity room to practice?"

"Don't tell me bro, you have changed your gender. As the saying goes, human nature is like chewing gum firmly stuck to the sole of a shoe. It is impossible to get rid of it by natural external force, so what kind of blow did you suffer? ?”

"You created this common saying..." Zhong Zhenglin complained sharply, and then said with a somewhat smug expression: "But when it comes to this, I'm not sleepy anymore."

"Come and show you, my favorite wife!!" Zhong Zhenglin, who had been unpacking the package, tore off the last layer of packaging, and held it up high as if to show off, revealing the true face inside:

"Exquisite figure of Icarus, the thing that fell from the sky!!"

In a beautifully packaged box, there was a girl with earphones and pink and white wings, like an angel, shining brightly under the white light of the activity room.

That is the brilliance of the dead house shining.

"Brother, your concentration of the two stinging apes is too high..." Zheng Wu couldn't help complaining: "Since this semester, I remember that this is the third figure you bought."

"No, that's different." Zhong Zhenglin shook his head, showing an inexplicably serious expression, and said solemnly to Zheng Wu: "Icarus is the belief in my heart. Her figure has a different status in my heart than other The figure is completely different!"

"She is the only one in my heart, the supreme true god!"

"Then watch the new show next month and change wives again, right?"

Seeing his extremely serious appearance, Zheng Wu showed a helpless expression: "Brother, if you use the money from the buyer to dress yourself up, and treat your sisters to drink milk tea more, you won't be looking for it now." Not a girlfriend."

"Oh, how can those people who only pay attention to external materials understand my noble spiritual quality." Zhong Zhenglin didn't care, and looked obsessively at the figures in the palm box: "Only this perfect Icarus Hand-made, is the pursuit of my heart!"

"And you don't have the right to say anything about me." Zhong Zhenglin glanced at Zheng Wu's old white short-sleeved sleeves: "Why don't you dress yourself up and treat your sister to drink milk tea? If you, a straight steel man, can have such a scumbag The quality of your life, brother, I will not worry about your life-long events."

"Why are you worried about me, why don't you worry about yourself first..." Zheng Wu was speechless at the words as if he was his father.

"Yes." Wei Jingsi responded with a smile.

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At this time, the two of them suddenly turned their heads in unison, seeing Wei Jingsi's pretty face with a beautiful smile, they couldn't help sighing in unison.

"What's the matter with you?" Wei Jingsi couldn't help being a little puzzled when he saw the constipated expressions on their faces.

After a few minutes.

During the daily wrangling in the club activity room of the Qingkong Harmonica Club, the supplies were gradually sorted out.

It was almost eight o'clock.

"Brother Wu, let's go." Wei Jingsi lifted a few big bags on the ground and smiled at Zheng Wu.

Zheng Wu nodded, and followed suit with a large box containing a stereo, walked out of the door, and turned to greet Zhong Zhenglin in the event room.

"Brother, let's go."

"Let's go, don't disturb the warm time between me and Icarus." Zhong Zhenglin waved his hand, as if urging Zheng Wu.

Zheng Wu couldn't help showing a hopeless expression, and walked out of the gate.

Crack, the door of the club activity room closes.

The sound of Zheng Wu's footsteps gradually faded away.

Zhong Zhenglin, who was admiring the novice figure, couldn't help sighing.

"Oh, I don't know how Li Shengnan's progress is going, whether it's successful or not."

Thinking of this, Zhong Zhenglin couldn't help taking out his phone and looking at the Moments he recently posted after adding Li Shengnan:

"My brother from the technical department actually knows the super beautiful girl from Aoyama University?!"

"Notes on the harmonica ensemble, the intimacy can only be perfectly matched!"

"Someone made me laugh on 'One Hundred Ways to Tackle a Straight Man of Steel'. In reality, such a straight man of steel doesn't really exist, right? I highly recommend checking it out!"

"The large-scale fluorescent comic exhibition is about to start. I originally wanted to invite a friend from the technical department to go. He has always been interested in the comic exhibition. Unfortunately, I can't go this time because of something. It's really a pity. I hope he can find a partner to go with him." .”

......

"Brother, I've done everything I can." Zhong Zhenglin put down his phone, with a helpless expression like an old father on his face: "If you don't live up to this, I really have nothing to do."

For the happiness of his brother's life, he really broke his heart.

Zhong Zhenglin felt that as Zheng Wu's close friend and old father, he had done his best.

"No..." Zhong Zhenglin suddenly remembered a very important question: "Why should I worry so much about that heartless brother?"

Looking at the beautiful girl in his hand, Zhong Zhenglin suddenly burst into tears.

"I'm also single, woo woo woo..."

Damn brother, you don't know your blessings in the midst of blessings!

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Alright, someone is willing to py again with my book, which is rubbish that no one reads!

Title: "I'm Really Not a Fairy"

The original Xianxia Tangerine novel, with women disguised as men, has a wonderful plot.

Those who are interested can go and have a look.

Chapter 150

At night, on the campus road of Blue Ocean University.

Zheng Wu and Wei Jingsi walked side by side, Zheng Wu was carrying a big box, and Wei Jingsi was carrying a big bag and a small bag.

The cool night wind blows the branches of the trees, and there is a soft whirling sound between the frictions, making it even more quiet and leisurely.

The two walked like this, as if they had returned to junior high school, which made Wei Jingsi's eyes a little dazed.

"Brother Wu, do you still remember the first time we met in junior high school?" Wei Jingsi looked down at the black musical notation holder bag in his palm, with a little nostalgia on his face: "At that time, I also held the bag like this a black bag."

"Although what's in the bag is not a musical number stand."

"Well, it is indeed a jet black bag of this style【[email protected]

"Brother Wu, you suddenly appeared at that time, and it really changed my life." Wei Jingsi suddenly turned his head, with sincere longing on his pretty face, and smiled at Zheng Wu: "Since then, Wu Brother is my idol, and he still is.”

"Don't, don't mention that..." Zheng Wu felt a little overwhelmed, he seemed to think of something, and his body got goosebumps: "That is one of my black history, and now I have thrown it into the crushing machine of time It churned into slag and was flushed down the toilet."

"Thinking about it now, what was said and done at that time was so shameful, I couldn't bear to look at it."

Thinking of himself in junior high school, Zheng Wu couldn't help covering his face.

"But I think he's handsome." Wei Jingsi didn't take it seriously, with a little gratitude on his face: "Since then, I have decided to be my true self, and if I like to do something, even if others laugh at me, I will continue to persevere.”

"Then are you still continuing to collect?" Zheng Wu was a little curious.

"Yes, besides collecting metal swords, I also like watching some fencing videos."

Wei Jingsi smiled like a flower.

Zheng Wu daisy tightened.

"Wait, don't call liking sword practice as fencing!! Fencing has another meaning!!!"

Zheng Wu hurriedly corrected this dangerous statement. If it got out, he was afraid that Wei Jingsi, an evil man, would be sanctioned by countless crazy men.

"What's the meaning?" Wei Jingsi blinked cutely, and the big clear eyes under the soft bangs were full of purity: "Isn't fencing a national sport?"

"that..."

Zheng Wu looked at the innocent eyes, as if he had not been polluted by the secular world, which made his dirty heart unbearable.

Ah, no, I can't say it.

"Anyway, it's not okay, just say you like practicing swords in the future." After a moment of silence, Zheng Wu suppressed it directly with the majesty of a senior, and said with a serious face: "Fencing is a very evil sport. Good students can't get in touch."

"Okay, Brother Wu listens to you." Wei Jingsi didn't care, and nodded with a smile.

........

When he came to the old teaching place, although he had already made some mental preparations, the corners of Zheng Wu's mouth twitched when he saw a dozen or so people gathered there.

There is still half an hour before the announced teaching time, and there are already so many people...

Wei Jingsi, it's so terrifying!

This broken society that can only rely on beauty to attract members, eat jujube pills!

Zheng Wu silently complained about the status quo of the club in his heart.

"Brother Wu, as I said before, let me give a lecture today."

Wei Jingsi turned his head and said to Zheng Wu, and then took the initiative to walk forward, with a gentle voice: "Good evening, everyone, tonight is the on-duty teaching of our Qingkong Harmonica Club, if you want to attend the class, please go to the other side Wait a moment, we will officially start teaching at nine o'clock in the evening."

"Ah!!!" Men and women screamed in suppressed excitement from the crowd.

Zheng Wu walked aside with the big box in his arms, looked at this scene, and couldn't help shaking his head.

Where did these people come to attend the lectures, they all came to chase after beauty.

It seems that the teaching effect this time will be very poor, alas.

Zheng Wu, as a conscientious and responsible deputy minister of the association, is sincerely worried about the future development of the association.

......

At [-] o'clock in the evening, in the teaching place where Qingkong Harmonica Club often uses clubs on duty.

Under the orange streetlights, beside a small blackboard set up with a numbered musical notation stand, Wei Jingsi softly called into the microphone in his hand, and a voice sounded from the speaker next to him.

After Wei Jingsi turned around and looked at the blackboard, Zheng Wu, who adjusted the background equipment, nodded to indicate that he was ready.

　【~*

The lecture officially begins.

"Members, good evening, everyone." Wei Jingsi stood on the road, glanced at the dozens of members sitting below, and said with a smile, "I am Wei Jingsi who is on duty to teach tonight."

The gentle neutral voice blows through the crowd below like a breeze.

Male member A showed a heart-beating expression: awsl...

Female member B showed a nympho expression: she is so beautiful, I really want to stick with him...

Member C, who didn't know if it was a man or a woman, showed a dull look: Hideyoshi, it must be the legendary Hideyoshi...

Member D, who may be both male and female, seems to have seen his ultimate dream: Hey, big... cute girl, hey hey hey...

"Why do these people make me feel more and more terrifying..."

Zheng Wu, who was squatting in the background, adjusted the volume of the microphone while looking at the members in front of Wei Jingsi, the corners of his mouth twitching.

As if under a strong charm, they have already started talking to themselves some weird things.

I hope that Wei Jingsi will not misrepresent other people's sexual orientation.

Zheng Wu sighed.

Not to mention boys, if a girl fell in love with Wei Jingsi, she might lose interest in handsome macho men in the future, and only want to hang out with pretty girls.

"Zheng Wu, you are here."

A crisp voice like an oriole came from behind him. Zheng Wu turned his head and saw a pair of beautiful eyes. The distance between the tip of his nose was only a few centimeters. Fragrance.

"You..." Zheng Wu, who almost kissed the other party, leaned back quickly, with a trace of embarrassment on his face: "Li Shengnan, why don't you listen to the lecture."

"Isn't tonight's class reviewing the numbered notation?" The disappointment flashed away, and Li Shengnan, who bent down, looked at Zheng Wu who was leaning back, and said proudly: "I have already reviewed the numbered notation in advance. , it's no problem for me!"

"By the way, one eye socket of yours..." Li Shengnan stared at Zheng Wu's face that often appeared in his mind, and suddenly realized something was wrong: "Why is it a bit bruised, as if someone..."