That's right, just like the one who taught Lixiang that black is not pure black, white is not pure white, round and chubby, every move seems to be full of "cute" feeling, but as long as you are serious, a slap can As Big Brother Xiong who let you return to the embrace of Mother Earth said, as a hunter, you must look cuter and cuter than your prey before you really decide to do it!
Well, although there seems to be no problem with this sentence, Li Xiang remembered that after finishing speaking, that big brother Xiong broke off an August bamboo and started chewing, um...... …
Wait, Brother Xiong, aren't you a vegetarian?
Why do you, who are so happy chewing bamboo, understand this kind of truth that only top predators can comprehend? ! ?
Well, a certain little Master, I still don’t know that the so-called panda is actually an omnivore!
But, sometimes, maybe not knowing the truth is a good thing.
After all, you see, in a certain autonomous prefecture, there is a 14-year-old cute loli who still believes that a certain mascot called Missy is a real creature, and when she learns that Missy does not actually exist, Even under the cute puppet costume, he was actually an uncle who suffered a major mental blow on the spot, and his whole person almost turned gray. From this, it can be seen that it is better not to know the truth about some things.
Back to the topic.
Along the way, while Lixiang was having fun, he was actually observing everything carefully.Although ghosts, skulls, pumpkin monsters and other undead raging outside the town made her enter the alert MAX state for a while, but after contacting the people in the town and gradually approaching the room where the final boss is like a dragon quest, the child , gradually relaxed.
Why did all the signs along the way show that the so-called final boss looked like an idiot?
Of course, this is actually a reason for suspicion. The real face of the other party is a cruel and cunning hobby who tortures and even enigmas the possibility of bloodletting underage girls in order to keep their youth forever. The possibility is not out of the question, but so what?
As long as [here] doesn't foolishly show flaws, then there is no problem. In the past, she has experienced many situations where she looks kind and kind, but is actually treacherous and cunning, or looks fierce, but is actually a good person. If you want to confuse her with acting skills, you have to be at least a first-class actor at the national level. After all, this child——
[I have never actively believed in humans. 】
It can even be said that if you just find a cat to fool her, the possibility of success is definitely higher than that of any actor.
And when the gate was blasted by the omelet rice, and finally saw the real master, Lixiang let out a long sigh of relief...
[Phew, Bai is worried, so it's Sister Long, Lixiang knows it!Sister Long, you are an idiot! 】
Of course, this sentence was not said by her.After all, no matter how you say this kid has a passing EQ, how could she be the same as an accountant who often stepped on thunder in the student union and BOOMed from time to time? .
"I'm worried for nothing... Hey, wait, the mastermind behind the scenes is Long Jie, who almost turned into a grilled dragon steak last time?!?"
After thinking of this, Lixiang's fluffy snow-white tail exploded in an instant!
"Meow! Meow! Sing! By the way, she must not be allowed to sing!"
Oh, it seems that it was developed after being taught by a certain teacher in the past, or it was learned from the teacher at all. A bad habit that was once forgotten by her has revived again. Look, this child is Panicked, he completely forgot that he was a dog, no, a wolf, and started meowing.
"What a guts! How dare you blow up the door at the moment of my concert rehearsal, who the hell—"
"Sister Long! Let's have a dark duel (fight singing)!"
"Did you... huh? Fight singing?"
In the center of the room as wide as a theater, Elizabeth Bathory (Halloween only) holding a microphone was a little dazed for a while.
"That's right! Dou Sing! Lixiang invites you who held this concert to a duel!"
"Wait for me, puppy—hey, it seems to have turned into a little deer, forget it—this is my castle! My room! My concert! Although there are like-minded people who want to learn skills with me I'm very happy, and I would absolutely agree if the time and place were changed, but not tonight..."
"Well!"
Li Xiang, thinking for a moment, in order to keep her ears, her brain has started to run rapidly.
The hearing of wolves is much more sensitive than that of humans, meow!Never let Sister Long start singing meow!
This child finally realized the feelings when one of his teachers was teased by another teacher to play horror games with a mournful expression on his face.
"As a lord..."
"Lord?"
"Yes! As a lord! Don't you feel ashamed, Sister Long!"
"what?"
"Yes, yes! Because Sister Long, you are still an immature idol, but you have no self-awareness. Not only did you not hone your skills, but you held concerts for a long time. The people under your rule are already miserable. !"
"No, wait, wait, it's impossible..."
"Open your eyes, Sister Long! Ordinary people's words may be due to various reasons, and they are kind and they don't say it out of their mouths, but! The monsters who look the same on the outside and have no thoughts are different. You see, they can't bear it anymore and came to the door ah!"
"what?!?"
Well, although I don't know why the senior lied, but I don't want to hear that Miss Elizabeth sing or something. I know the reason. After all, I have fought side by side. However, monsters come to the door, this kind of lie is impossible as long as you are not an idiot Will believe it...
Following the senior, Matthew, who had already stood at the door, thought silently.
"Where's the evidence? Where's the evidence?!?"
You see, no matter how stupid she is, she won't believe it...
"Drink!!!"
As soon as the words fell, Mash saw the deputy captain Pei Duofei who had just put on a pumpkin head and pretended that he was actually a wild monster named Pumpkin Head Metal Knight. He drew his sword and fought with the captain named Garrosh. Oh, I saw the two of them fighting fiercely, you come and go, back and forth, and even from time to time there are words such as "I will not let you hurt the lord!" "NO singing! NO concert! Freedom !” came out, and gradually scuffled into the room!
"Hey, no way. Could it be that what the little deer cub just said is true?"
No, no, that's senior fooling you...
"No, no, don't try to lie to me, think about it carefully, if there are only two people fighting, you can tell at a glance..."
"What happened to that monster just now? Damn it, vice-captain, the vice-captain who was attacked seems to be dying soon!"
No, no, your vice-captain is very nice, and you are even playing with that captain in a serious manner now!
"By the way, what about the captain? It's okay, captain!"
"Wait, back!"
"What, wow!"
"Attention all, watch out...behind!"
"Ula!!!!!!"
In the next second, accompanied by ear-piercing screams, the sound of metal impacts suddenly came one after another!
"NO singing! NO concert! Freedom!" XN
"!?! Isn't it? Could it be that what the little deer cub said is true? Because I am too reckless, so the monsters have already started attacking the city!?!"
No, no, in fact, the outside is peaceful, just like when a down-and-out food god was beaten by the eighteen bronze men of Shaolin Temple. The knights in the front row posed and played with each other, and the middle ones were busy changing their helmets. As for the back, Those knights at the back are even playing chess with Mr. Siegfried...
Wait for me! ? !Did a strange follower sneak in just now? ! ?
"That's right! So Lixiang asks again, for Lixiang's challenge, will Sister Long accept it? Or not?"
"..." After lowering her head and being silent for a few seconds, the proud girl raised her head again, "Very well, I accept your challenge! I'm so sorry that I doubted you just now! By the way, add Luo Shi, is Vice-Captain Fei Duofei alright?"
"Yes! Lord Lord!" After repelling the attack of the "opponent" with a sword, the uncle with a square face was serious, "Although he was attacked by surprise, after all, he is also an elite knight selected by you personally. The injury is not fatal, but Probably need to recuperate, the lads outside the door are too exaggerated."
"Very good, he is indeed my knight. After the matter is over, I will personally sing a song for him..."
"!?!"
Mr. Pei Duofei, who was playing a counterfeit match with his own captain, suddenly lost his shape.
"...Of course, if the injury is too serious, it will be replaced with paid leave. Well, I am not a devil after all."
Fortunately, Miss Long went on to say the second half of the sentence.
"..."
"RUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
For some reason, a certain vice-captain suddenly attacked like Berserker who had changed his job.
【quick!Beat me down!Beat me badly! NOW! NOW! NOW! 】
【No, we are also colleagues at any rate, we are good brothers, how could I lay a heavy hand on my subordinates...】
"Ah, by the way, if you are also injured, Garrosh, I will also sing in person~consolation~ask~you~oh~ unless you are also seriously injured."
"..."
"For the lord lord!!! oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"
Plastic brotherhood, shattered on the spot.
A certain uncle who looked upright and awe-inspiring also turned on madness.
...Then what, that Miss Elizabeth opposite, does she still have a dark belly? ! ?
Matthew was astonished.
"So, who will sing first?"
"Lixiang comes first! After all, Lixiang is the challenger, can you?"
"no problem!"
Handing over the microphone decisively, a certain Miss Long seemed to be full of confidence.
"Oh? You need to moisten your throat before singing, so let meow serve meow's special..."
"You, give, me, wait, one, next."
Just as Miss Fox, who was holding a small bowl of soup, walked past Matthew, a white, weak, slender and seemingly very small hand suddenly stretched out and grabbed the cat who was holding the porcelain bowl, and it seemed as if it had been caught Under the staring gaze of the giant python, Yuzao had to stop.
"What are you doing meow?"
"It's not a good habit to take advantage of every opportunity, [One of the Nine Tails of Yuzao]." Qing Ji, who seemed to be spitting out flames at any time, firmly grasped the opponent's arm, "I know it, like a fox They are monogamous, and when they are courting, they will often personally deliver the food they made/preyed by themselves. Although it is unlikely, we have to guard against it. After all, I really know Tamazamae as your prototype too well. , as a pen pal."
"...The main body, I hate it. The other nine tails must be killed—" In the soft meat ball, sharp claws suddenly appeared, "Meow, I hate guys who have the same style as me!"
"Oh~~?"
Deliberately prolonging the ending, Qing Ji, who was standing opposite Yu Zaomiao, also slowly opened the folding fan.
"Huh? Huh? Wait, let's not mess ourselves up!"
Matthew, trying to mediate.
"Hmph, who told her to try to sneak away, I didn't have a fire to roast her, I have restrained myself."
"Meow doesn't think so, you..."
"Then! Let's start!"
"Huh?" XN
At this moment when swords were on the verge of breaking out, Lixiang's voice diverted the attention of everyone present just right.
"Okay~! Cough!"
After clearing his throat, Lixiang put down the basket in his hand, and started... bouncing up and down.
"Let's warm up first, okay?"
"? Yes."
"Then~hulu~hulu~meow~gulu~goulu~woof~dulu~dulu~beep~la la la~"
The snow-white ears trembled!
The big tail is shaking!
Soft little hands up!
[The database is being updated, the update is complete. 】
[System prompt: Lixiang begins to chant—Song of Calling the Dragon·Prologue. 】
【......Eh?Wait, what the hell is Song of Dragon Summoning? ! ? 】
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Another picture meow.
PS1: Tired OTZ. It was my birthday on March 3th. I originally wanted to update it, but then I bought a cake and went out to eat, so... meow ha ha ha ha ha.
Chapter 131 Part 1 (pseudo). Lixiang, starting from the starting place~
Cough, because I don’t have time to code words recently, so let’s start with a small episode of other Lixiang from another world that was originally scheduled to be released after the end of the Halloween plot... The number of words is very small, you just write it for fun alright.
As for the lack of time...
Before that, my grandfather coughed up blood and was admitted to the hospital.
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