Lixiang is also working hard to survive today

"Let's go! The dark cuisine that contains everything in our country from ancient times to the present!"

Fuck, it's really a dark dish!

In the black torrent, something appeared!That's it, Haggis!

A Scottish specialty, it looks like a bursting greasy sphere.It is mainly made by crushing the viscera of the sheep, adding onions and other materials, and then putting them in the stomach of the sheep. Since the meat in the authentic Haggis in Scotland is directly made without bloodletting, it is conceivable that this dish has What a fishy smell...

But it's not over yet, after Haggis, there's a new darkness!Oh, this is StargazyPie, Chinese name: Looking up at the starry sky!Looking at the eyes of one dead fish after another in the pie, Li Xiang's stomach suddenly started to roll.

However, do you think this is over?Innocent!After looking up at the starry sky, Jellied eels, eel jelly debut!This dish is to slice the eel and put it in a pot, boil it with vinegar, and add nutmeg and lemon juice before cooling. It’s really good just by looking at the taste, is it just the shape...

Help, help!Deep in the memory, the sealed memories began to loosen, and Li Xiang unconsciously began to tremble all over.

Don't be afraid, children's favorite desserts are here!First is the King cake...

"Ouch..." Is it the limit... The terrible memories from the past finally broke out, and Lixiang couldn't hold it anymore, and began to retch.

"Stop it, you stupid woman!"

Seeing this, everyone reacted differently. However, apart from Wang Jiang and Kojiro who couldn't help, and the director whose empty eyes seemed to be stimulated by the dark cooking and living treasures, they were even different from Mash who swung his shield and rushed out. A green figure suddenly flew out from an unknown corner, and its fists were hammered, breaking away the torrent of magic power.Wait, shatter?

"Senior cadre of the Lixiang Fan Support Association, Leif Lenore Floros joins in! Sure enough, it was a mistake to choose you at the beginning!"

This man seems familiar.

On the other side, behind Saber who stopped attacking Saber out of surprise, was Mash holding a large shield.

Remember! [Anger, want to protect someone's anger!Unleashing a Noble Phantasm requires strong emotion, and that emotion turns into a sharp blade! 】

"Pseudo-liberation!"

At this moment, the girl's anger turned into sharp jagged teeth, and then the jagged teeth appeared on the shield.

"!?!" You, what did you do to Wo's dining table!

At this moment, the treasure that was praised by the silver-haired dumb-haired beautiful young...beautiful young woman evil god finally appeared in this world.

Its name is—

"[Girl Love - Round Table Chainsaw]!"

Why is the girl's love affair with the chainsaw!Also, what did you do to Wo's dining table! ! !

Due to the astonishment, for a while Saber even called herself strange, but obviously, Matthew didn't intend to explain anything to her, the sawtooth spun rapidly, and the harmless shield had turned into a chainsaw full of murderous feeling, and then!

"I don't care what kind of King Arthur you are or what kind of vixen you are, any existence that makes senior uncomfortable, just disappear for me!"

PS1: When you read this passage, I was probably in the toilet.At the end of the month, there is not much money.In order to save money, when I came back at night, I made the leftovers from the previous night into fried rice and ate them. After listening to some songs, I started coding.As a result, I started to have abdominal pain half an hour later, and I went to the toilet four times in one hour, and the pain is still there. I took the time to smell the leftover dry rice (don’t laugh, my appetite is very small), meow!There is a faint strange smell, it seems that the leftovers have long been spoiled!Help, my stomach hurts all the time!

PS2: Don't click on the picture...it's gone, delete it!

PS3: The anime Riffa dog draws [ansuz], the mouth, the creation of the universe, the soul of the universe, dedicated to the gods, seems to have nothing to do with the rune of the flame (meow meow?)

PS4: typo... I will change it tomorrow!

Chapter 15 Chapter 15. The Battle for the Holy (Standing) Cup (Incense)

About three 10 minutes ago.

"Well, they have already entered the cave where the Great Holy Grail is. Then...confirmation, very good, the mask is intact, the costume is intact, and it is almost time to leave here."

After finishing speaking, the character design is gradually becoming strange, and presumably in the future, the suspicious man who will become even weirder dusted the dust on his clothes, and prepared to hang far behind him without being discovered, using Gentle eyes guarded Lixiang and his party.However, just when he was about to leave, his eyes were firmly attracted by [something] that fell on the ground.

The name of that thing is called a box for [Pressure Cooker].

Let me explain a little bit.In fact, as a servant of the Archer class, he has an inherent skill called [Eagle Eyes]. With this ability, men can easily see things in the distance, so in order to better wait and see, he chose a large shopping mall. In the square, the roof serves as a foothold.

And that's exactly where the problem lies.As a shadow follower, there is naturally no problem with this foothold. Not only is it concealed enough, but it also has a wide field of vision, allowing you to easily look into the distance. However, if you are a family husband, this foothold is a bit troublesome...

After all, besides the price, the following text was written on the box of the pressure cooker in front of the man:

【Shocking!Big price cuts!Pressure cooker suitable for housewives 50% OFF!What are you waiting for, come and buy now, the top 50 can also get a limited-time coupon for a three-piece kitchen set! 】

Oops, Oops!In the depths of the soul, the part called the husband of the house is about to move!Stop it, stop it, don't tempt me anymore, now is not the time to hunt for kitchen utensils!Hmph, hum, think about it carefully, is it impossible for something of this level to tempt me? You must know that I have experienced countless price cuts in supermarkets that are more terrifying than the Holy Grail War. After his death, he once served as the imperial cleaner, tea maker, chef, deacon, blacksmith, background manager, punching bag, sandbag, blame-bearer, etc., etc., etc., if it is just a pressure cooker, I But no...!

[Frying pans, frying pans, steamers, milk pots, soup pots, pot lid racks, clearance sale!Limited Time Clearance Sale!Clearance Sale! ! 】

"~哗啦~" The breeze blew, and a leaflet with the above words printed on it slowly fell from his front in a graceful arc.

Well, it was probably because the disaster came too suddenly. Although the roof was damaged to a certain extent, it still roughly retained its original appearance. He didn't notice it when he was looking for a suitable place before, but now Take a closer look, isn't there all kinds of discounted products scattered around this place!It's still the kind that hasn't been burned and is roughly intact!

I, I won't, I won't... I won't let go of clearance and price reduction oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ohWait, this doesn't seem to be what I should be doing now!That's right, control yourself, quickly look away, look elsewhere, and divert your attention!Yes, like that signboard!

[Sad news!Because the president of the agency, together with some African directors on the board of directors, embezzled public funds privately for the purpose of liver mobile games, after the Dongchuang incident happened half a month ago, the president himself has absconded with most of the working capital, although the official claims that it has been frozen I got the accounts of the president and others, but he must not only have one account.There is no way, in order to save the club that is about to close down, the remaining employees who love the club decided to stand up... The latest washing machines, refrigerators and dishwashers are on sale at a special price!No matter what model, as long as you buy one of them, you can choose any one of the remaining two models with the same price, buy one get one free! 】

"click~"

The string of reason was completely broken at this moment.

Never mind!Clearance!Reduced price!Clearance!buy one get one free!I'm coming! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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PS: After more than 20 minutes, standing among a pile of electrical appliances and finally extinguishing the burning soul of the house husband, Emiya, the original Heroic Spirit, was shocked to find that he had been covered up at some point. A family cooking set composed of various kitchen utensils.

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"Rafe, that's great, I'm worried to death, are you okay?"

"Ray, Professor Leif?!?"

"Oh, what, is that the acquaintance of the little girls?"

"I don't know for sure, but it seems right?"

"Tch, has the man behind the scenes finally appeared?"

Because of the man who suddenly appeared, everyone present stopped fighting...except Matthew.Although the girl was also very surprised, but for her, it is more practical to give the black female knight a few saws before proceeding to other things—such as asking Professor Leif how he survived. It's a pity that Saber, who got rid of her stunned state, easily defended against her attack when she was on guard.

So, suddenly, the atmosphere at the scene became very silent, and the man who had become the focus of everyone's attention had long been aware of this.Based on the BOSS's self-cultivation, this person known as Professor Leif, or should be said to be the existence of the Demon God Pillar Floros, is going to use an opening statement full of B characters as proof of his appearance.As the saying goes, a good start is half the battle. If the opening remarks are low to the end, then the end of the boss must be self-evident. Apart from changing jobs to be funny, basically it can be said that there will be no life.

No problem, Floros, you can do it, the hundreds of hours of training in front of the mirror in your room before the mission was not in vain!Don't forget that someone is behind you right now, your every word and deed will have a major impact on your image in her eyes, don't be afraid, don't be too tyrannical, let's start gorgeously!

With a flick of his tie and a handsome pose, Floros began his speech.

"Ah, yes, I'm still alive. After all, that explosion..."

"Wow ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!" Lixiang finally came back to her senses after the previous dark cooking brought up the terrible memories of her past, then trembling she subconsciously hugged the closest object from behind - also It's Floros, "Thank you, thank you uncle, dark cooking or something, it's scary QAQ"

Buster (from natal animal crying)

Buster (from Benming's back hug)

Buster (Thanks from Benmei)

Extra Attack!

Abnormal patience to zero!Charm!big break!

I always feel that my life...has no complaints or regrets.

Demon God Pillar Floros, confirmed, completely silent.

Of course, he won't keep silent like this forever!That's right, although I almost let my thoughts drift to an unknown corner of the universe because of being too happy, but the other demon pillars in the Temple of Time are encouraging and awakening myself, so I won't just ascend to heaven yes!Yes, like this:

"Hun Dan, let me come!"

(Go away, this time it's me, Floros first!)

"Dizzy? Really dizzy? Good! Change immediately!"

(Wake up! Already awake! Really awake!)

"Hey, Floros, since we have been friends for many years..."

(Get out!!! Do I know you, who are you?)

………………

You see, what a warm call and what a sincere friendship this is!Under the call of these friends, the Demon God Pillar Floros finally recovered from the ecstatic petrification with perseverance beyond ordinary people's imagination. Yes, although some bright red liquid seemed to flow out of his nose, but!He, revived again!

"A person's life is full of misfortunes. Happiness and joy are short-lived, but pain and sorrow are always around. Through long-term observation, [we] found that human beings are a magical race.

Obviously they are all human beings, but some people eventually become noble and selfless great saints, while some people become vicious people that even the most vulgar words can't describe.It's a pity that the flashes in human nature are often only momentary, and darkness is a common sight. "

Although his mind was almost muddled and he almost forgot the speech, Floros was still going to continue his speech.

"As a result of long-term observation, [we] finally came to a ridiculous conclusion: human nature is ugly, human, and hopeless. Originally, some of my compatriots complained about this, but not long ago, when [a certain child ]’s life has been observed, and even the most stubborn compatriots have finally given up their opposition. So, be happy, be honored, our king will save everything, end everything, at the price of the end of the race of [humanity], Fueled by [human history], without death, a thriving Garden of Eden will be established in the hands of my king!"

"Ray, Rafe... what are you... talking about?"

"Olga Marie..." The Demon God Pillar, who looked like a serious middle-aged man on the outside, but was a young man when he was a human, looked at the girl who was at a loss because of his speech, and then closed his eyes. squinted.

dead.

The human female was undoubtedly long dead.However, after death, his soul should have been transported to this singularity by Chaldea's spiritual calculation device "Trismegistus", and then it will continue to act in the same posture as before with a physical body.

However, a dead person is a dead person after all, once this singularity collapses, then, at the moment when the spirit is transferred back to Chaldea, she will really die.If the original self encountered such a situation, he would probably give her a tragic death, but now that her soul has just been washed...

Forget it, let her fend for herself.

Open your eyes.

"You are already dead, Olga Marie. Don't you understand what it means to be able to appear here without the qualifications of you? Take a closer look. On your wrist, there is a special Chaldean [ Where is the communication device]?"

"What... I... have... died?"

"Then, the next thing is..." No longer looking at the girl he had taken care of for a long time when he was still a human, Floros turned around gently, and stretched out his hand to Lixiang who was backed away because of his declaration. hand, "Do you want to come [here]?"

"Eh?"

"Your past, your life, your sad wish, we all already know. You have proved by yourself how hopeless the human race is, and you have forced the little angel into the current world that is on the verge of collapse. Looks like, it would be better for this race to disappear. But, you are different, ah, that’s right. So, do you want to come here?”

"where are u?"

"Yes. I will fulfill your sad wish with you, and your troubles, your sorrows, your everything... We, accept it all. Be with us, and then (as a mascot/idol) .. ...!"

"This statement is too ambiguous, isn't it? As if you want me to live with you..."

"It's not impossible to understand so much."

Hey, together, proposal, group... Meow meow, where did so many vixen come out today! ? !

Hearing this, a shield-wielding girl suddenly exploded.

"I'm so sorry. No matter which side I am on, I like to be on it. For me, [Let me pass] is better than [Let you come over]. So, I will say-come to my side! Since you want to be on Together (becoming a family), just take the initiative for me, and then become only mine... (family)!"

"You mean, instead of you coming over, let us take the initiative to go over and become only your... (devil god)?"

"Yes, it is like that!"

"Interesting, do you actually want to subdue us?"

"Although there seems to be something wrong, but it doesn't matter, that's right!"

"That's a good answer. Then, you can step through all the singularities all the way, and then enter the Temple of Time where we are. If you can really do it, so what?"

The body in the Temple of Time had just held an emergency meeting, so Floros, who had already got the answer, responded in this way.

"Okay! Let's start with this singularity first, Mash, brother Kojiro, and Wang Jiang, don't talk about morals, let's all go together and beat him! Hand over the Holy Grail to me!!!"

"Ah, if this is the case, here it is."

"Crack", Lixiang got the Holy Grail.

"Meow meow!?!"

"Just say what you want, this thing is not a precious thing, but as a price, can I touch my head?"

"Ah, ah, whatever?"

After a while, Lixiang subconsciously replied.

"Then, I'll..."

"Get away from her, you pervert!" I saw a man wearing a weird mask suddenly descended from the sky, and smashed Floros with a frying pan with incomparable precision. The target of killing, go to hell!"

"Huh? I just want to improve the relationship in general! Who are you?"

"...That's why I said it must be exterminated. As for me? Oh, I'm just a son-in-law killer MKI that can be seen everywhere. Take it, go-getter Moxie Gai Kitchen Knife!"

"Wait, hey, hey, you hit the wrong person, I'm an innocent onlooker! It's from the little girl's side!"

"It's not a mistake, you are also on the must-kill list, go to hell, stupid dog!"