Lixiang is also working hard to survive today

"There is no time to come, and the flowers are not in the sun. Therefore..."

Gently touch, where the finger touches, the burn seems to have never appeared, and disappears without a trace.

"!!!"

"Hmph, don't be surprised, I just [eat] the short period of time when I was injured. For [me], this level is as natural as breathing, right?"

No no no no no, what are you talking about, I didn't know I could do such a thing!

"Well, don't be too demanding. If you haven't experienced the sixth singularity and fought head-on with the goddess-like one, neither you nor I can understand how to use power initially, right? Moreover, to put it bluntly, this ability is extremely troublesome, and there is no way to use it in combat—as long as we are still [human body]."

"That's right. The initial use of time and space is very dangerous. If you are not careful, your head will explode with a bang. But it is no problem to temporarily build a small world, transport and transport materials."

Heh, heh, so you have built this dreamlike water world? ! ?

That's right, before, after hearing Lixiang's tearful cry through Chaldea, in order to satisfy his appetite, the European version and the African version joined hands for the first time to create this water world .

Listening to the conversation of the other two selves, I looked at the night sky full of arc-shaped aurora and the sea water with waves and light blue light from time to time, standing in the sea full of blooming flowers on the ground Lixiang on the isolated island couldn't help thinking "I think she's probably a fake Lixiang".

"Don't be in a daze, continue to make hot pot dipping sauce, idiot!"

Oh, by the way, since the ingredients are provided by them, I'm in charge of the dipping sauce for the hot pot.

Looking at the big table placed in the center of the island full of flowers, and various kitchen equipment on his side, Li Xiang suppressed the sense of disobedience in his heart, picked up the spoon and continued to work.

Turn on the fire, pour the oil, heat the oil, fry the peanuts with low heat, and then chop them.

Ok, put the mashed garlic, green onion, coriander, peanuts and so on that have been processed before in the dipping plate, pour half a bowl of sesame oil and a small amount of pepper oil, the first dipping material, done.

Then, for the second type, put half a bowl of chili oil first, then add chili powder, pepper powder, etc., and finally put green onion and coriander, spicy, and it’s done.

The third type, with sesame paste and balsamic vinegar as the main ingredients, put in…

About half an hour later, Li Xiang, who finally got more than 30 kinds of dipping ingredients, rubbed his sore arm, brought the last dipping ingredient to the table, and asked, "So is it ready now QAQ?"

"Well, it's almost done. I'll bring back the remaining dipping ingredients. Alright, Great Chief of Africa, I order you to add vegetables first, appetizers, and then meat~"

"Who she is meowing is the great chief of Africa, Hun Dan, believe it or not, I will stab you to death with a spear, you bloody European! And what the hell is Ben Gong, isn't your head abnormal?!?"

Regarding Europe Lixiang's ridicule, the African chief immediately became furious.I saw that this fake young girl suddenly pulled out a real spear from nowhere, and poked at her other self.

"Hmph, don't underestimate me. As the master of the authentic African Chaldea built on the Kilimanjaro Mountains, nine out of ten of my staff have happily hunted on the African savannah, and They have studied for a long time, and I am a first-class expert in hunting!"

Eh, there are nine out of ten, so the remaining one is...?

While drooling, Li Xiang, who was adding large chunks of potatoes and yams to the pot, was a little puzzled.

"Hey, Xiao Lixiang, the remaining one is responsible for adding BUFF. And, hum, it's just that you can't summon high-rarity servants and luck. You bastard chief doesn't even know what I am Bitter on the side!"

Hey, do Europeans actually have resentment?

After evading European Lixiang's head-touching, he was surprised to find that the food that had been put into the pot had cooked quickly. Lixiang resolutely ate yam and watched the show, and by the way, he put tofu, green vegetables, radishes, enoki mushrooms, fried bean curd, etc. was also added to the pot.

"The rarity is high every time. I haven't summoned a follower OTZ below four stars so far."

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You still go to hell. X2

"Sun sun sun, seals know sun sun all day long, will they die if they don't sun sun?! Eat me with a spear!"

The chief is angry!Just look at the spear made of animal bones and unknown materials piercing the air, and it was about to stab that damned European, but who knows, after the opponent's figure flickered, he actually appeared directly in the false · young · Behind the woman!

"Huh? The space moves, you fucking...!"

"Too tender? Mystery, Dragon Claw Hand!"

"What do you want to do... um!... ah... ah... you... ah... ha, ha... in... meow... meow... meow ah!"

In less than three seconds, the chief was paralyzed.

Well, it's amazing, what an unusually skilled technique this is!

I was so horrified that I even forgot to eat the food, watching that fake young girl holding a spear changed from a murderous Tuou warrior into a soft and muddy puddle in just a few seconds. Talking about the meowing kitten, Lixiang's first feeling was that the author is meowing crazy, and then she woke up suddenly, maybe she will be attacked too? ! ?

"Understood, this is the gap between you and me. It's not reconciled not to be on [above], but to be [below], isn't it? That's right, that's how I feel! Every night I have to be by Gore The three Gong sisters (number: five) are pushed in various ways, hateful, hateful, why would it become like this, now, I actually, unexpectedly, have no chance to meet a handsome guy, wow ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ╥)"

...Then what, who knows what expression I should show at this time?Waiting online, very urgent.

Speechlessly looking at the frustrated and crying European Lixiang and the chief Lixiang who was still limp on the ground, our protagonist was full of complaints but couldn't vomit, so he had no choice but to turn his desire for complaints into appetite, and quickly swept away The dishes in the pot, and the mutton rolls were added continuously.

"No, wait, I really don't have a chance here, but you still have hope!"

European Lixiang, whose eyes were suddenly burning with raging flames, seemed to have discovered something, and took out a large bottle of purple-red unknown potion from his pocket, "Hehe, hehehe, I got the formula from Gaia, and used Steno, Uriai Lily, Medusa, Medusa Lily and Avenger Medusa, based on the original blood of five servants in total, added the precious materials in the treasure house of King Gilgamesh, approved by Medea Lily After many times of tempering, the [Elixir of Love · Change] is finally completed! As long as they take it, the offense and defense will be reversed in the future! Hahahahahahahahaha!"

Fuck, isn't this European crazy?

Looking at someone who suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, Li Xiang took the bowl and quietly backed away.

"Here! Punish them properly with a wish that I cannot fulfill!"

handed out.

Looking at the other self with a strange light in his eyes, Li Xiang felt that it would be very bad if he didn't answer, swallowed, and accepted it obediently.

"Remember, don't drink it yourself! It's also an obsession, let them drink it, the dominant side is here, but if you drink it, you will become the one who is pushed down!"

"Wait, you say that, why does it seem that no matter who drinks it..."

"Yes, it all works."

Meow, I will definitely lock this thing in the box in the corner of the room as soon as I go back, and never open it again.

After secretly making up his mind, Li Xiang looked at the European version of himself that seemed to be burned out, and asked, "Don't you want to eat?"

"I came here when I was full, you can eat."

"Oh."

In this way, everything was calm afterwards—except for a certain African chief who didn’t recover until Lixiang finished eating, gritted his teeth and shouted “You wait for me next time” and then ran back in tears—after eating, to After the two expressed their gratitude, Lixiang returned to his own world, his own room.

"I'm full, I'm full. Well, during the day, if you're willing to be hugged by the black King Arthur, you can eat, but it's fine. On the other hand, the one who calls brother and brother only cares about me , Minamoto Yoshitsune, who was unexpectedly cold-blooded to others, is also a problem child. Is it really okay to take this group of people to the French singularity? I hope it’s okay.”

Lying on the bed, Li Xiang, who started to fall asleep vaguely, couldn't help but be full of worries about tomorrow's journey.

"Speaking of it, it seems that something is missing...Forget it."

So, with all kinds of thoughts, Li Xiang, who not only forgot that she had a certain bottle of potion in her pocket, but also forgot to ask them about the strategy, fell asleep with a faint smile.

1. I rushed home in the rainstorm, and now I feel weak, cold and drowsy.

2. Well, I was halfway into FGO at the beginning. I didn’t make an appointment for Heroic Spirits, and I didn’t enjoy the first ten consecutive shipments after the revision. I was the first to draw Darius, and I struggled through the map...

3. The eldest sister probably loves me very much. During the New Year, I will smoke skaha, and nearly 600 stones will be exchanged for a five-treasure elder sister.Scarha?nonexistent.

4. Since writing this book, Red A has been coming to me, (°ー°〃), is this metaphysics?

Chapter 21 Chapter 20. What, the maintenance is postponed!

"Dear Lixiang, please call my mother..." Wait, it seems wrong to write this way, my name is Gaia, not Blizzard, cross it out.

"I'm very sorry, lovely little Lixiang, because I discovered not long ago that there are some loopholes in the guardian system made by Alaya's mentally retarded, so in order to let you have a better experience of conquering the singularity, the repair time will be extended here. The specific maintenance end date is unknown. Of course, there is compensation for the maintenance delay, that is..."

"Accept these three Saint Quartz and act as if nothing happened. JPG."

Ah, very good.After looking at the announcement just written in his hand with satisfaction, Gaia handed it over to the newly appointed No. The Heroic Spirit Emiya, who had become his number one nanny who had betrayed himself——then said: "Accept it~ Now, immediately release this announcement to... your children who are not your children."

"Understood." Slightly bowed, and after his death, he finally realized that combat skills are nothing but housekeeping skills are the biggest guarantee for his life. The former partner of justice nodded and left with a somewhat complicated expression. This palace in the sea.

"A sad and deplorable man... Heh. Speaking of it, this place seems to be the dragon palace of a certain dragon king in the Eastern gods. Which dragon king is it?" Watching the heroic spirit Emiya walk out of the palace, this time a different one came. Gaia, who looks about sixteen or seventeen years old, is dressed in blue and white as the main colors, and Gaia, who has an erratic temperament like flowing clouds, asked his colleague.

"0v0? Nong...wang? La is a magic horse, can you ci?"

"...Although I'm glad you can finally talk, but..." After subconsciously answering, Gaia suddenly looked at a certain restraint with a smirk on her face, and then opened her mouth, as if she wanted to continue talking What, but he hesitated to speak.In the end, thousands of words were all turned into one sentence: "It's a pity, are you still a ZZ after all?"

"0v0?"

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Lixiang is very busy.

Lixiang fell into sadness.

Li Xiang really wanted to choose death.

Holding the three holy crystals in his hand, he stared blankly at the announcement that only he could see, floating in the air, with [Maintenance Delay] and other content written on it. He was already in a (._.) At least half an hour.

Wait, wait, wait, don't bring such a soul!As agreed, what about today, today, afternoon, afternoon, maintenance, end, end? ! ?The plan is all messed up QAQ

Accept it, boy, this is reality.

"Go to the reality of her meow!!!"

Let's be honest, there's nothing wrong with maintenance delays or anything, but he wants to eat, eat, have a full meal!To be honest, the meal last night was not enough!

Calm down, yes, I want to calm down.It seems that because the atmosphere here is too comfortable, I have become weak.After all, complaining can't solve any problems at all, can't it, and the end point of escaping will only be helpless death, so instead of hiding in the room and talking to yourself, it's better to go out and try to solve the problem.

OK, let's do it!

Changed out of cat pajamas, and put on the new dress made by Da Vinci Kiss—well, let’s call it Sister Da Vinci—that is, a white shirt and a pure black suit and trousers. Looking in the mirror, I can't help but realize that I have successfully changed from a soft-looking loli with a bit of a rabbit style... No matter how you look at it, it looks like I am looking forward to the clothes of adults, so I secretly look for opportunities to put them on, disguised as a man. Handsome [girl].

"I'm completely desperate for my looks."

Covering his face, he looked at the time again, and found that it was already [-]:[-], he patted his cheek: "Okay, don't be discouraged, Lixiang, compared to this, today's breakfast is Altria Alter sister Responsible, bless the onion, don’t be a dark dish!”

Yes, compared to the unreliable Gaia, Lixiang thinks that a certain onion might be more credible.As for breakfast, it is because, in order to prevent the worst situation where a bunch of foodies may get together in the future, after discussing with the doctor, Da Vinci, Matthew and others, he personally made a banner and hung it at the entrance of the cafeteria. There are a few words written on it: [Those who do not work have no food]!

According to Lixiang's Servant Affinity talent, this should be enough.

So, in Matthew's home cooking, Ushiwakamaru's Japanese-style ancient cuisine (it seems that she didn't cook before her death, Li Xiang went to the toilet several times after eating, but the dessert dorayaki was strange It’s delicious), Sasaki Kojiro’s mountain flavor, today it’s Artoria Alter’s turn.

What, you ask Leonidas I?Boy, go and read the history of Sparta. You must know that Spartans are basically vegetarians and don’t care about the taste (this is the point).As for meat, he seems to be able to make a "black soup" made of pig blood, pork, vinegar and other ingredients?Anyway, after the doctor tasted it, he was sent to the emergency room on the spot for rescue for three hours before he was out of danger, so for cooking or something, forget it, isn’t it good to be alive?

"...満月を阴らせ~~~ない世の中~~~Go り行く人~~~静かに、切なくて、爱しくて、梦を见て~~~" I don’t know who I heard it from , some sad, some melancholy songs, Li Xiang gently pushed open the door.

Outside the door, it is no surprise that there is a door god, his name is...

"Uncle Leonidas?"

"That's right! Please don't worry, little master who has suddenly become handsome. From today onwards, behind this door is the hot spring gate that I will stick to. I will never let suspicious characters enter!"

ha?

"That, my room..." Lixiang just wanted to say that his room does not need to be guarded, but suddenly remembered the incident that happened before the attempted invasion and was singled out by Kojiro's brother. After a short silence, he said sincerely The eyes continued, "...I'm asking you and Brother Kojiro to protect you!!! By the way, where is Brother Kojiro?"

"Oh, the soldier said that you can't slack off. It's okay if he's the only one, but now that I have me, I can take turns to change shifts and continue to exercise. So after the shift, he and the Ushiwakamaru It’s really amazing that two of the women in the school have been exercising. Both of them are excellent fighters. [Friends and brothers are a powerful guarantee for your success], Master, you have very good servants.”

"ヾ(≧▽≦*)o, if you are handsome, you are also handsome with the helmet off, aren't you? It's still the style I yearn for. As for the excellent servant," Lixiang said, suddenly revealing A charming smile, "Of course, my servant is the best in the world! And, that, that! Thank you very much, [friends and brothers are a powerful guarantee of your success], this is Uncle, what you taught your son when you were playing with him, right? And in the end, you also said the same thing, at Thermopylae Pass, fighting side by side with the comrades you called brothers and friends, until the end. To be honest , I'm a little happy, because my father never... No, it's nothing."

"..." Blinking, the King of Sparta lowered his body, and then looked straight into Lixiang's eyes, "Master, although I am a warrior with muscles in my mind, but..."

Touching Tachika's head, looking at the little Master who had a cute smiling face like a cat, Leonidas, who had never felt such a strange feeling before, looked at her hands and smiled too stand up.Ah, that's right, the Master this time seems to be an existence that can be driven willingly, and this look looks like a little lion...

"Hahahahahaha, the meaning of the name Leonidas is as brave as a lion! My strong master, you definitely have the qualifications to become a powerful warrior, so why don't you exercise your muscles with me? ?”

"Huh, muscles? Uh, I always feel like muscles..."

"What's wrong with muscles?" Angrily, Leonidas I's muscles swelled up, instantly bursting through the coat that Li Xiang had put on him with the reason of "can't-can-naked-naked". Then, with a brave breath, this man, from an ordinary bodybuilding champion, turned into a muscular madman with bronze flashing special effects all over his body!

"Everything is inferior, only muscle is high! Muscle is the ladder of human progress! In times of hardship, when encountering suffering, when falling into the abyss of despair, only muscle, yes, only muscle can save you ! External things are reliable and not dependable, everything is imaginary, only muscles are the hard truth that cannot be shaken!"

"Well!"

What he said... makes sense!Thinking about it carefully, the whole body is full of muscles, which seems to be a good look!

"Oops!" Not far away, Sasaki Kojiro, who had just finished Wagyu Wakamaru's training and let the little girl be picked up by Romantic Lord and sent to the infirmary to rest, found that he had encountered the most serious crisis in his life.

Oh my god, the Royal Lord was bewitched by that muscular maniac!Think about it, if the royal master becomes as muscular as Leonidas I...

"Absolutely not!"

Quickly use your brain, Kojiro!

The swordsman who had accepted his pseudonym broke out in cold sweat, reason, reason, there must be a reason...

Onion said: Your master, you can't become a muscular puppet.

At this moment, like a village girl from before, the purple-haired swordsman seemed to have heard the revelation from the sky!

"Wait, Master! The appearance is just an appearance, it looks like a human being, and the hand-to-hand servants are all vulgar and outdated memes! Yes, on the contrary, wearing fluffy clothes, Wearing gentle glasses, and then, the little master who looks slender and weak like a literary girl, you suddenly have a trembling smile on your face, punch after punch, and ruthlessly press the enemy to the ground repeatedly Rubbing or something is the right way! Look, can you feel this kind of pleasure if it is full of muscles?!?"