Lixiang is also working hard to survive today

The following is something irrelevant to the text:

In the palace in the sea, many heroic spirits are busy.

"Uh... Xi... Duo, I, I can see you again, already, already very satisfied..." Suddenly, a heroic spirit rolled his eyes and fell down.

"Master Rama ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Seeing this, the red-haired girl who was also full of dark circles beside her wailed.

"What, Rama is down? Damn it, call Steel Nurse!!" Fan Shijie, who was cursing the goddamn joint operation, killed another companion, and a certain original guardian said weakly, "Everyone, listen Alright! Before Lord Gaia comes back, our group of heroic spirits must complete the mission, understand?!? Otherwise, otherwise..."

Speaking of this, the heroic spirits present shuddered collectively.

"I've had enough of this shitty swimsuit event, I can't seem to get it all together..."

"If you can't make it all up, you're finished, Medusa, come on, my summer work hasn't been done yet!"

"CV-16, I can't make it, it's over, the resources are insufficient..."

"The memories of the battlefield are about to open, oh my god, I haven't drawn Rapis yet!"

"You are the only castle I want to build! Swimsuit, Kugimiya, Mrs. Asumi Kana oh oh oh oh oh!"

"Liver, the liver doesn't move OTZ"

Complaints like this keep appearing. Seeing this, the white-haired man roared: "No way! The krypton gold channels of these games are calculated according to the historical depth of the main race, so, now that human history is being burned, Lord Gaia It's all body, nothing, points, and text! If you have time to complain, it's better to work hard! Ah, golden hellcat! I'm out! I'm out!"

Speaking of this, he has been working overtime for an unknown amount of time, subconsciously cut through the space, took out something to reply, wait, this feeling? ! ?

Looking in horror at the exquisite curry rice in his hand, which was undoubtedly made by himself, the man suddenly broke out in cold sweat.

"Hey, our food is dog food and compressed biscuits, right?"

"Isn't this nonsense?" Li Shuwen next to him replied with a sad face. "Little bird...ah, it didn't come out."

"Then, then..." Heroic Spirit Emiya was sweating profusely, "Negative, the person in charge of preparing meals for Lord Gaia is..."

"I should ask you, the leader of the kitchen team, what's the matter?"

"I, I, wait! There is indeed no problem on my side, so the shipment of ingredients is!"

"Oh, Cu Chulainn said that he learned some spells from the teacher, so he is responsible."

"...Stupid dog, I wish you a good journey."

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The last chapter talked about Hengfeiji, that is, François Plelatti, it is said that it may be an incarnation of Naia (a degraded version?), let’s make the world more interesting~

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PS1: After six o'clock in the evening, I was about to get off work. A phone call, dinner in the evening, and wine for the leader.I drank until after ten o'clock, vomited three times, and the whole person was dead, around eleven o'clock?I was pulled up, and then went to KTV to sing with the client. While singing, I ordered another case of beer, and then I vomited again.So what, today is Thursday?Anyway, you don’t need to go in the morning, just report in the afternoon, but once I fall asleep, I really don’t know when I will wake up, so... well, I arrived home at about two o’clock, and finished this chapter Sleep, six thousand words, gentlemen, see you on Friday.

Section 26 About the previous wrong "update", apology announcement

Well, it would be better to make an official announcement instead.Well, I accidentally pressed the wrong key before, so the content that was originally placed in the draft box that will be used after a chapter was published by mistake, so everyone may think it has been updated, but the truth is, I did not update OTZ

Now, that chapter has been deleted, but after thinking about it carefully, I should really apologize, sorry~

The next chapter is still in the code words, but this interruption, the inspiration disappears, maybe there are not many words, I am really sorry QAQ

Chapter 27 Chapter 25. The Holy Maiden of Salvation has appeared, use the master ball quickly!

outside the village.

"Master, I have confirmed that the people in this village called Domremy are almost..." The purple-haired swordsman said this, looked at his Master, and hesitated to speak.But even if he didn't say anything, Li Xiang probably guessed the truth, after all, this village is really too quiet.

"Thank you for your hard work, but is this place already empty? It's really troublesome. I originally wanted to collect information here."

There was no sigh, no mourning, someone's eyes were calm, and his expression didn't change. That's right, Lixiang had no feeling for the death of those humans he didn't know at all.

Perhaps this will be considered cold-blooded by others?But there is no way, the previous escape and the infinite death spiral have already exhausted his feelings, if not for his extremely high level of self-suggestion, and the obsession buried in the deepest part of his heart, then standing here now Yes, probably, it will just be an... empty shell without any remnants of humanity.

As long as you don't give your feelings, you won't be hurt.

I will only open my heart if there is a genuinely recognized presence.

The life and death of those who have nothing to do with me? [Family] is the most important thing.

The partner of justice must die, and then... a child is an existence that needs to be protected.

The above four points are the basic rules for Li Xiang's thinking and actions. The so-called social restrictions and moral constraints other than these are meaningless to him at all. After all, Li Xiang who is entangled in these things is not dead. There is not even slag left, that is, it has been buried in formalin solution forever.

In the final analysis, Tachika's spiritual weapon attribute has always been [Chaos·Neutral], the reason why he behaves like a savior who saves the world is just because, if he doesn't do this, the person he values ​​will die, that's all That's all.Of course, this should also be mixed with the anger at the countless children who died after the burning of humanity, the resentment that my mother would become a never-born mother in this way, and...maybe, I will be able to see her in the future. Your own father's expectations.

Um?Oops, are you distracted again!Li Xiang, who finally recovered from his thoughts, suddenly realized that what he just said did not match his usual image. However, to his surprise, when he hurriedly looked at the servants standing in front of him, , but it was strange to find that there was nothing strange on their faces, not only that, but they also showed eyes that seemed to care for small animals.

In fact, the reason is very simple yo?As a master, Ritsuka's qualifications are not very good, and as a magician, his level is undoubtedly the third-rate among the third-rate.However, because the origin is [Time and Space], because the magic circuit in the body has been sorted out by an indescribable existence, so when he was the master, he had the same beard as when he didn't know the truth. Dreaming of the past of the servants, and the servants who signed a contract with him, it will be very easy to experience the memory of the master in person in the dream.

Li Xiang didn't notice that on the second day after returning to Chaldea, under the name of "making good friends with the future father-in-law", Mash called up a bunch of information about how to torture human beings but happened to be wrong from the database. death data.

Tachika didn't notice that on the second morning after summoning Miss Alter, Ushiwakamaru and Leonidas I, when he was still sleeping because he cried too much yesterday, he was shocked by the past of the Master Heidai quietly came to the door, ready to hug and love his little lion, and by the way, made up his mind that he must kill someone in the future.

It's a pity that this Miss Alter who shouted "It's decided, from today onwards, this child will be my prince!" was stopped by Sasaki Kojiro, who was desperately guarding the mountain gate, no, it's the master's room gate. out the door.As a result, after a disagreement, the battle began. Yan returned to his intuition, and the two of them almost restored the classic battle in another world. Fire.

However, you thought it was over?How can it be.Leonidas I was okay, his brain was full of muscles, and at most he only wanted to let Tachika's father feel the beauty of his muscles in the future, but when Ushiwakamaru was summoned, he was extremely strengthened because of the "Summoning Calamity". Is it a Servant with the brother control attribute that can be saved? Hehe, it's only a little bit away, really only a little bit away, and Chaldea's second Miss Alter appeared.

Because of this, the followers are not surprised by Lixiang's speech, but from his own point of view...

"Meow! Don't look at me like you're looking at [a homeless little animal curled up and trembling in the heavy rain]!"

Oh oh oh, like an angry cat, Li Xiang stretched out his two small hands and clenched them into claws, making a prestige (sell) and scare (cute) expression, and even frowned!

"Crack! Crack!" Facing this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, Matthew took out a camera from the shield without hesitation and started shooting on the spot. Look, with that skilled movement and capable expression, it is obvious that this is not her first time. Do this kind of thing once.That's right, why do you think Lixiang God Sect has developed so rapidly?That's because you can get a photo of Lixiang (sleeping face only) when you join the teaching!With this trick, the respected His Excellency Pope Matthew took the whole Chaldea in less than a minute, huh?

As for the others, the swordsman's heart of bright mirror and still water has no waves in Gujing, but the smile on the corner of his mouth has deepened a bit; the muscular uncle is full of muscles, so naturally it has no effect; , you two, it’s you, can you wipe your nosebleed first, the amount of bleeding is dangerous!

"..."

Ah, yes, by the way, on the other end of the communication, the doctor who was in contact with this side is now chanting something, "My idol is Magic Mei Li Magic Mei Li Magic Mei... Li... Tachika Magic , Huh?", and obviously fell into a state of wavering faith, it seems that there is no hope for the time being.

"Hey, what's going on?" Lixiang, who originally planned to be cute and then everyone understood and gave a step, and forgot what happened before, was dumbfounded, "I don't know why, but now my followers ( Female only) looks so dangerous!"

That's right, Lixiang, your cuteness has completely broken the shackles in the hearts of some followers. From today, the trio of Chaldea's night raids will be officially established!And obviously, this combination will become bigger and bigger in the future, even if it becomes the Chaldea Night Attack 48 combination one day, it is not impossible.

"Damn it, it's an annoying feeling..." After thinking about it, Lixiang felt that [they] whose time axis seems to be in the parallel world behind him must be very experienced in this, so he opened a certain chat software provided by Gaia ( ?), I entered my doubts, and by the way, I asked who the alchemist who suddenly attacked me and was full of nonsense was.

Alas, there is no way, the doctor unreliably said to ask him to check on Francesca Pleratti, but in the end, the answer he got was: [There is no such person.However, François Prelati has some relevant records. It is said that he was an alchemist during the Hundred Years War, and he is suspected to be the chief culprit for the downfall of Marshal Gilles. ], and apart from this, there is no other detailed information, really, it is unreliable.

"Help, I always feel that I will be attacked by my servants at night, what should I do?"

Ok, the input is complete.

[Ding dong, there is a reply. 】

ha?So fast!You're not always online but invisible, are you? ! ?

"Hey, it's good to get used to some things. Since you will be overthrown anyway, it is better to enjoy than to resist." - Ou Lixiang

This answer makes no sense!

"It's simple, wouldn't it be good to take the initiative to overthrow the followers?" ——Lixiang, the chief of Africa

What?These two are more unreliable than the other!

"...Then do you know Francesca Plelatti? He was assassinated just once, and he feels like a lunatic talking nonsense."

"What, you can actually see Hengfei Ji at the second singularity?!?" X2

"???"

"Hengfeiji, damn it, you are in trouble. This guy is the one who gave the Marshal Luo Yucheng the textbook, and the one who made him fall. He has participated in the slander of Joan of Arc. He loves death and deception the most. Avatar of Arlathotep, nearly immortal." - European Lixiang

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"!?!"

"She didn't speak in detail, so let me explain. Generally speaking, it is: In the past, Gem Weng who basically killed a UO, that is, Zhuyue, tried to kill her, but failed. Achieved Saint-Germain, the truly immortal high-ranking lord of theosophy (realistic legend), once tried to kill her, but failed. The long-lived great witch of the fairyland, who is suspected to be the mother of Kuonji Yuzu, or [information is frozen] once tried to kill her , still failed. The Book of Pseudo-Gods that can command all things once tried to kill her, but in the end, it failed again sadly."

"And the person who was confirmed to have hurt her most recently was the Red of Pain: Cangzaki Chengzi. According to records, Heng Fei Ji mocked Cheng Zi's nickname face to face, and Cheng Zi has been picking on her since then. Cheng Zi often destroys her workshop or puts The precious magic props were smashed, so the two crazily killed each other, and each had a winner or loser. On the one hand, they could be resurrected and on the other hand, they were the familiar demons in the infinite doll. In the end, after Heng Feiji was killed for the 30th time, the Cangqi family had an accident. Chengzi put down his harsh words, and finally killed someone and returned to his hometown. Since then, Hengfei Ji had to change her gender, and she really ran away as a wife. In general, this guy is very troublesome, super troublesome , the combat power is not too strong, but the immortality is super high. After death, it may not be revived in situ but similar to reincarnated resurrection, so I sincerely suggest you: after beating her until she is still alive, seal it up and send it to Outer space, just let her give up thinking." - African Chief Lixiang

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Oh shit, she's an invincible lunatic! ? !I hate this kind of person the most!

Seeing this, Lixiang didn't care about being cute or angry, and quickly told his followers the relevant information, and after hearing that his master was being targeted by an undead pervert, all the followers were eager to prepare for the flat, Among them, Ms. Alter even began to think about the great question of whether her sworn sword of victory could be sent to heaven.

And after this trouble, now Lixiang is not embarrassed anymore. He took out the French topographic map prepared in advance from his backpack, and compared it with another French city distribution map, he pointed to the west and said : "Okay, our next destination is Vaucourel, a town in the Meuse province of the Lorraine region in northeastern France! This is the direction the French army fled to when they fled before, and it was also when Joan of Arc issued a call to crusade against the British army. The time and place, not only that, but also a meme, is about the sale of captured Joan of Arc to the English army by the Burgundians for 1430 ducats in [-]. So, any way we look at it, there we can Get information about Joan of Arc!"

In this way, half an hour later, Lixiang and his party came to the vicinity of Vakuleur, which was being besieged by a group of Wyverns. Lixiang was a little surprised by this situation.Of course, what surprised him wasn't the fact that the town was being besieged. After all, he had heard relevant information from a certain pervert before. What surprised him was that the man standing among the soldiers was cheering up and waving a glorious battle flag. Fighting people, no matter how you look at it, it seems...

He suddenly turned his head to look at Miss Alter beside him, and then looked at someone over there again, Lixiang clapped his hands, "So that's it, Sister Artoria, look, I found your long-lost sister !"

PS1: I, I’m a ⑨, sorry... After coding for a while last night, I found that I was only halfway through the FGO event, and the event was about to end, so I hurried to play the event, and I got it at three o’clock. I fell asleep with my mobile phone... In the end, I didn't finish writing, and the activities were too salty.

PS2: Lixiang will fall into the crisis of face blindness many times in the future (Takeuchi face's fault).

PS3: Sure enough, Scathach doesn't like me, and three hundred stones are in vain. Hello, Luna.

Chapter 28 Chapter 26. Stop it, it's your own dragon!own dragon!

Lixiang always felt that her life was full of surprises.You see, whether it's birth, growth, the sudden change that seems like a mainstream plot of abuse, or even the subsequent development, it's all very dramatic, isn't it?Although people have always said that reality is always stranger than fiction, but his life is too wonderful, right?Heh, I always feel that when I get old, I can write a memoir to make money. Well, the name of the memoir, just call it... "Lixiang's Bizarre Adventure".

Going back to reality.

Just now, Lixiang asked Ms. Alter if she had any long-lost sisters, and the answer she got was: no.However, Ms. Alter also admitted that she did have a sister, but that person was a vicious witch with a very bad personality and full of lies, not the woman who was fighting not far away.As for the girl over there, she has absolutely nothing to do with him, so maybe it's just a bump in the face?Well, anyway, it is impossible for a group of people in this world to look exactly like me, it must be by chance.

"Aren't you sisters? That's really a pity. Well, forget it, since that's the case, let's get down to business. Don't move. I'll go and negotiate with those two-legged wyverns."

After giving the above order to his servants, it only took 10 minutes for Lixiang to trot all the way to the nearest end and landed on the ground, which was about to swallow a poor French soldier. In front of him, he stretched out his small hand and patted the opponent's tail.

"Mr. Long, Mr. Long, can you let go of that poor guy?"

Yes, right now, Lixiang is preparing to negotiate peacefully with this group of wyverns.For him, if the opponent is a human being, it's fine, just let his servants go up together, and crush them head-on without mercy. But now, when the opponent is a sub-dragon, it can barely be regarded as a mythical creature When it came to the Wyverns, the situation was different again.

Humans are cunning and elusive creatures, but animals are not.The silly Mr. Fish, the easily frightened Ms. Rabbit, the lively and lovely Wang Jiang, the very loyal brother Bai Xiong who likes to hunt seals, the big cat with the Chinese word "王" on his head who likes to play with him, Mr. It’s a tabby cat that competes with me in speed and is very vigilant. Sister Lu, who has a pattern of plum blossoms and is slightly slower than a spotted cat, teaches me what foods to eat and what not to eat. Mr. Monkey has beautiful golden hair. She seems to lack sleep, Brother Xiong, who has been wearing dark circles all the time, but takes good care of himself, and even Mr. Black Dragon, who looks proud but is surprisingly easy to talk, and once allowed himself to sleep on the gold coin bed in his castle...

Up to now, Lixiang has met many good friends, but among them, there are only a few friends who are also human beings, and the rest are all animal friends.

It's okay, it will work!I don’t know since when, I have been able to communicate freely with animals, in their eyes, I am the same kind, so, believe in yourself, it will work, Lixiang, GO!

"Roar?" Feeling his tail being tapped by something, the Wyvern turned his head suspiciously, looked at Li Xiang, as if asking, "Who are you and what do you want to do?"

First, first, show kindness!The whole body of the dragon species is covered with scales, but the abdomen and the inside of the mouth are [relatively] soft, and the only weakness is the reverse scale, so...

With a "plop", Li Xiang lay down on the ground, retracted her hands and feet, and exposed her belly like a puppy.

"Σ(っ°Д°;) っ!" Seeing this, the wyvern was stunned, yes, it completely forgot that there was a struggling person in its mouth, and the whole dragon was stunned.

Of course, it wasn't the only one who was stunned. In the distance, the five servants who witnessed Lixiang's gesture also instantly entered a petrified state.

Move your hands, move your legs, turn over~~ After confirming that you have fully expressed your kindness, Li Xiang stood up, shook his head, and showed a friendly smile to the wyvern.And the Wyvern lived up to Li Xiang's expectations, and directly spit out a certain soldier who survived the catastrophe, and then, after raising his head and roaring wildly, stretched out his claws at him.

Oops, this is... the Master may be in danger!

The servants who recovered from the petrified state saw this place, they were eager to protect the master, and they didn't care about any orders from the master at the moment. He looked at Li Xiang with a smirk (Wyvern side), and then at the followers who were approaching extremely fast, as if he finally understood something, his eyes lit up slightly.After roaring again, it stood in front of Lixiang as if to block the view of the followers.

"Roar!" In the distance, the wyverns who were originally fighting the French army quickly retreated collectively after hearing the roar, and then rushed here.Among this group of flying dragons, a larger black flying dragon first looked at Lixiang, then at the two-legged flying dragon standing upright in front of Lixiang, and roared in a low voice. The original Wyvern also answered in response.

"Roar!" Nodded, and patted the dragon warrior with its wings, the black flying dragon lay down in front of Lixiang, roared a few times, and assumed a posture of "come up, let's run away" At the same time, the rest of the flying dragons besieged the dragon wall, their faces full of expressions of swearing to the death and delaying time.

So far, after witnessing everything the whole time, a certain Master, who was full of helplessness at the moment, first looked at the group of flying dragons in front of him, then looked at and shouted, "Master/Little Master/Little Lion/Brother/Senior, run away!" !”, after running to the nearby followers, he said:

"Stop! Stop it, you idiot, those are your own dragons! These are your own dragons too! Do you understand?!?"