Lixiang is also working hard to survive today

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In the article, the real Heizhen (cute) who is repairing the flag:

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PS1: Eat all you can eat takoyaki today, and then watch the CG collection recommended by a friend before... Hun Dan, what are your intentions, I hate tentacles!

PS2: QP is actually not enough... not enough... not enough...

Chapter 30 Chapter 28. Lixiang, trying to cheer for Joan but failed

In a dense forest, several sturdy bipedal dragons are working hard to cut down trees.

Wave your wings, condense the magic in the atmosphere, and then, wave!

"Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho, Ho Ho Ho ~~~" (Translation: I cut trees and I cut them, I spread my wings and cut them~~~).

Well, although these wyverns don't know why the little princess insisted on saying the above-mentioned lines when logging, but what does it matter?What to do with so many thoughts, compared to staying with the former owner, I don’t know if one day I will be unlucky to be selected to become a so-called circus performer. The current little princess just asks herself to cut wood and hunt. That's fine, well, that's fine.

Oh, by the way, the so-called little princess is the master they recognize now, an innocent female pure-blooded dragon who will find it extremely cute as long as it is a dragon.It's a pity that the dragon in question seems to have some complaints about this title, and once tried to explain to everyone that although she can speak dragon language, she is a human being, a male, not a dragon, let alone a female.

Regarding this situation, after intensive discussions within the ethnic group, several older flying dragons came up with the answer: Well, it may be because they were left in the human world only a few days after hatching, so Her Royal Highness probably mistook herself for Humans.

It's miserable.After the meeting, the wyverns who had automatically filled up the plots of the N million-word dog blood in their brains all cast caring glances at their little princesses. In this regard, a certain person is really human (?) and gender The male master couldn't help but burst into tears: "Although I don't know what's going on, but this matter must have something to do with Gaia, Hundan!"

Previously, after a short introduction to each other, the holy lady asked to [speak in another place].So, in order to meet her request, after sweeping away the surrounding alien creatures, Lixiang and others rode the newly subdued wyverns and left the small town. After flying for a while, they finally found a nearby area that was not A densely populated forest with small spiritual veins.After that, when they landed, Matthew and others began to set up nodes, ready to receive aid from Chaldea, and the Wyverns were sent to log and hunt wild animals. Lady Saint, have a good talk.

"Hmm." Ignoring the gazes of some stupid flying dragons, Li Xiang sat down on the wooden board that had just been carefully polished by the claws of the biped flying dragons—of course, it can also be said to be a semi-finished chair—"Please Sit down. Then, Miss Jeanne, you just said that you are a Servant and your rank is Ruler, right?"

"That's true, the little master from Chaldea." After sitting down, Joan looked curiously at the one opposite her who looked too young, and could quickly make friends with any animal. , If you only look at the face, you will definitely misidentify the gender of the Master, "But, something is wrong. Generally speaking, after being summoned, the servant will be given the common sense of that era and the relevant knowledge of the Holy Grail War, but the common sense is not enough. It’s easy to say, but I don’t have any knowledge about the Holy Grail War.”

"No?" At this moment, Li Xiang, who was taking out the small bag containing tea from the backpack with his right hand awkwardly, and was about to make tea, raised his head and asked in surprise.

"Yes, and not only that, I also lost most of my abilities. First of all, in terms of physical attributes, although I am still a follower, my attributes have dropped significantly. Then, the abilities that I should have as a Ruler are almost non-existent No, without the Command Spell of the Servant, I can't see through the real name, you can see it, just now, in the face of the siege of the wyverns, I even almost beat the wyverns..."

"What's wrong with this situation? Declining abilities, not disappearing. Witch of the Dragon, Joan of Arc and Joan of Arc, time...Miss Joan of Arc, can you tell me when you were summoned?"

"Eh, that, that should be a few hours ago? At that time, I was flustered for a while after I found out that something was wrong, but when I realized that this time point was actually not long after I just died, I calmed down. Of course, I was just a little flustered, really just a little flustered!"

"Yeah, I know, Miss Joan of Arc... Well, this address is so troublesome, can I call you Sister Joan of Arc?" Li Xiang, who had already carefully brewed tea with an alcohol lamp, looked back and saw that she had received the invitation. After finishing the aid supplies, the servants who started to compete for some reason made a request to the saint on the opposite side.

"Sister, sister...? Well, that's a good title."

"Then, I'll call you sister. Well, because I look so similar to sister Artoria, I always feel that something is wrong if I don't call you sister. Okay, let's start the analysis. Judging from the previous information, this era probably There is still a sister Joan of Arc."

"The other, me? Wait, that's true, if that's the case, then!"

"Then everything that is unreasonable will make sense. It sounds strange to summon a servant at the same time, but it should not be impossible. The sister Joan of Arc killed the current French king and sent flying dragons to ravage To put it bluntly, because of what she did, history has been greatly revised. You know, the Hundred Years War, France... France is one of the birthplaces of modern Western thought. After the Hundred Years War, there will be literary and artistic Revival, Enlightenment, democratic thought and democracy are more or less related to this country, if France does not exist, then human history will undergo major changes, but now, France has almost disappeared, right?"

"...That's right."

"Don't show such a sad expression. Smile, smile. As long as you laugh, everything can be solved. Yes, as long as you laugh, as long as you don't give up, then until the moment before the end, you will never It’s a failure. That’s why we’re here, Sister Jeanne.”

"Thank you. However, the world is being burned, and human beings are about to become extinct. You are here to correct the distorted history. How should I put it, it is really hard to understand, and the master of Chaldea is actually such a child... "

"Huh? Why, that white guy over there, do you have any dissatisfaction with my little lion?" The voice of the third person suddenly appeared, and Miss Alter, who was still slightly sweaty on her cheek, didn't know When had she come here, and behind her, Ushiwakamaru and Ma Xiu, who fell to the ground, were full of remorse.

Gently hugged Lixiang, and then, when he was still asking "what's the situation" in doubt, the black King Arthur had already sat where Lixiang was sitting, and then, she maintained the hugging position , put Lixiang on his knees.

"I won, so now it's time for me to replenish [Lixiang Element], you guys continue."

Hey, what is Lixiang element? ! ?

He moved his body, although he really wanted to complain about what the element was, but after realizing that there was no discomfort in this posture, Lixiang no longer cared about being held by Artoria. Yes, those who care about details are idiots.

"I, I didn't mean that, I just don't think children should be involved... Sorry, I made a mistake."

"Okay, okay, don't be so serious, take it easy. Well, France in the 15th century definitely didn't have swarms of wyverns, and the magic of summoning dragons is super advanced, plus Witch of the Dragon, the anomaly of our sister Joan of Arc is now almost certain that the distortion of this era must have something to do with that crazy sister Joan of Arc. In order to correct the era, we are going to Orleans to find out the truth , Sister Jeanne, how about you?"

"Me too. But on the way there, wouldn't it be better to ask for information?"

"That's right, know yourself and your enemy, and you can fight a hundred battles. And there must be flying dragons overwhelming the Orleans side. Although there is no shortage of combat power here, it is better to find some servants with dragon-slaying attributes. France in this era should still Are there any other followers?"

"Well, although there is no way to detect the exact location now, I think it must be there."

"...Wait, detect the location?"

"Yes, one of Ruler's abilities is to detect the specific location of the servant."

"……Oops!"

"?...! Indeed, it shouldn't be!"

"Ah, that's right, that sister Joan of Arc should be a Ruler just like you, and the power you lost is likely to be with her, so now is not the time to take it easy. But forget it, after dinner Besides, as the saying goes, people are iron, rice is steel, sister Artoria will go crazy if she doesn't eat, and I just brought all kinds of kitchen utensils to cook!"

After speaking, Li Xiang, who easily escaped from Miss Alter's arms, skillfully used the wild vegetables collected in the forest before and the meat of the prey hunted by the wyvern to make a lot of lights in the next hour. Looks like an appetizing meal.

"Then...I declare, now, let's eat!!!"

"Hey, is it for me too?"

"Miss Joan of Arc is our companion now, of course she has a share."

"Matthew is right, and I specially added a lot of dishes for you. After all, sister Jeanne, you look so similar to sister Artoria. Needless to say, I know that your appetite must be very good. Say, you're welcome, eat to your heart's content!"

"Hey, but mine, my appetite..."

"Woomooooomooomo (don't refuse, my little lion cooks the best food)."

"The master really loves to care about others, but this is also one of the reasons why I like the master. So, let me start."

"Eat more, exercise more, and you will have more and stronger muscles."

"I started it, um, the food made by my brother is really the best."

"Uh...then, then I, I won't, you're welcome." Looking helplessly at the food in front of her, Miss Joan of Arc, who was surrounded by kindness, started thinking that the servants would not die (probably) anyway. Had a meal.

"Sure enough... are you worried about something?"

"Eh? Ah, um."

Halfway through the meal, Lixiang suddenly asked Joan of Arc a question. Regarding this, she couldn't tell that I was Miss Joan who was full of food, so she chose to answer in a foolish way.

"Don't worry about not being able to succeed because of your lack of ability."

"!" It's not a matter of food and appetite, wait, this kid, did you notice it?

"The panic that was well hidden, the lack of confidence in my own abilities, and the worries about whether I will succeed in the future. Sister Jeanne must have become like this because of her own ability to decline, right? But don't worry, As long as we have enough faith, courage and perseverance, then we can definitely succeed."

Speaking of which, Lixiang put down the bowl and chopsticks (knives and forks were on Joan's side), and rolled up the sleeve of his right hand to expose his right arm.

"?!?" This, these scars are!

"It's ugly, isn't it? After all, it's covered with a lot of scars. Sister Joan of Arc praised me just now, saying that the black tea I made is very delicious, and that my posture in pouring tea is very elegant. But you know? My The right arm can't be stretched freely."

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"Already, I can't stretch to the back anymore, and even ordinary movements are a little uncoordinated. After all, I was forcibly twisted to the outside by an external force. Even after treatment, I still tremble from time to time, but ah, I have I have overcome this difficulty. That's right, now, if I don't say it myself, who can see it?"

"This……"

External force, force, twist?At this moment, Jeanne suddenly felt that there was something wrong with the seemingly calm child in front of her.

"And then, when I'm cooking, whether it's chopping vegetables, cutting meat, turning the pot, or stir-frying, it looks neat and graceful, right?"

"No, that's right..."

"But, do you know? My ten fingers have been broken one by one, one by one, slowly, slowly, starting from the knuckles of each finger."

"!!!"

"Don't worry, look, isn't it that greater pain can temporarily replace smaller pain? Before the finger was broken, all the nails on my hand had been pulled out, and I was awake. The group of magic Mr. Shi said, if you want to awaken the origin, you must have encountered some major event, which caused great fluctuations in your emotions, or your body has been treated inhumanly. I already have the former, but I still have the latter. Something is wrong, so in the process of running away countless times and being caught countless times, I have been done this before."

"Wait, wait, how old are you, and why was the magician..."

"Age? A few days ago, I just turned 13 years old? And when my ten fingers were broken, well, I was about ten years old? As for being arrested, well, maybe my origin is related to time and space? Anyway, it is super rare Therefore, when my mother passed away suddenly and my father was too busy being a partner of justice to save the world all day long and didn’t go home, I was directly designated by the seal, and I needed to be subjected to various experiments by magicians, and then soaked Put it into formalin—that is, the preservative with a concentration of 40.00%—solution, and be a specimen obediently~~~”

"This this……!"

"Okay, let's continue with my story. In fact, after the finger is broken, even if it recovers, there will be many problems left behind? For example, the hand feels wrong, the muscles are prone to fatigue, the fear of wind and cold, such as remote perception Some problems, such as local nerve numbness, such as... But no matter how hard it is, I still overcome it."

"..."

Not only Joan of Arc, but everyone, at some point, couldn't eat anymore.

"So, don't give up because of your own reasons. If you lose your fingers, you can use your elbows. If you can't use your elbows, you can use your feet. If your ankle bones are broken, you can use your teeth. All your teeth have been pulled out. Well, then use your knees and stomach to crawl—ah, sorry, if you are not young, your teeth may not be able to grow back like mine after being pulled out. I made a mistake, I’m sorry—what did I say before, yes Yes, it’s climbing. If you can’t even climb, then keep working hard, keep working hard, even if you lose consciousness countless times, even if you encounter strong acid corroding your skin, even if your flesh is cut off piece by piece by a knife, even if you lose consciousness countless times The pain is so painful that I lose consciousness, and then I wake up from the pain, and then I pass out from the pain. Even if my good partner is killed in front of my eyes, I can’t do anything! Absolutely, absolutely, don’t give up, don’t give up until the last moment. , then you will find that there is nothing absolutely impossible in the world.”

"you you……"

"Ah? Sister Jeanne still doesn't understand, well, let me give another example, look, my right eye. The sky blue eyes are very, very beautiful like my mother's. There is no difference between eyes, right? But, in fact, a long time ago, because I was running around like a beggar dressed like a beggar, I was once in a small town in Europe, and my right eye was smashed by children with stones..."

"Enough!" The black Miss Alter suddenly rushed over.

"Eh? Elder sister Artoria, what, what's the matter, why are you hugging me again, wait, salty, this is... elder sister, are you crying?"

"Enough, enough, really, really... enough. Hey, good boy, here, there is no one who will hurt you for their own selfish desires, here, there is no one who will laugh at you because of your appearance people, so...so!"

???

"Hey, Mash, why did Miss Arturia suddenly cry? I just gave a few examples?"

"Ex, senior..." Looking at Li Xiang whose face was so calm, his expression was as calm as a pool of stagnant water, the girl holding the shield trembled, and suddenly began to cry.

"Why is Matthew crying too!?! Yes, did I say something wrong, then I will apologize, I will really apologize, please don't be angry, don't leave, I don't want to be alone anymore, that, that, yes Yes! Sister Joan, how about you? Do you understand the reason?"

"...Ah, I understand. However, I want to ask a question first, that is: you, will you really act as the master of Chaldea forever?"

"Of course? I can swear to the heavenly mother that one day, I will definitely save the world. Then... I will finally find that dear father, and then, and then!" While smiling, he said [Thanks for your hard work] , the world will be saved by me, so you, as a partner of justice, are useless], starting from the fingertips, kindly and gently, bit by bit, bit by bit, smashing his whole body bone......"

"......Yeah."

Jeanne d'Arc, at this moment, finally fully confirmed the abnormality of the Chaldean Master in front of her.That is:

This child, probably a long, long time ago, some parts of his heart have been completely broken, as for him now...

"This gesture is so sad."

The rice is cold.No, maybe it's not just the rice that's freezing cold.

1. Artoria should actually be about 1.5 meters tall?Then Tachika's height can be easily hugged by her without any inconvenience...

2. The right arm cannot move freely.It's okay if the nails grow back, but the ten fingers are inconvenient.Because the ankle bones of both feet have been broken, it will be super painful when they are hit by a slight impact.When the knee is bent... Not only that, [all]'s teeth have grown again, and they have been subjected to inhuman magic experiments, and the right eye has been... Well, the space here is limited, I won't say more, but please remember that Lixiang doesn't like magicians.

3. So, do you understand why after reading Lixiang's memories, the bondage increases rapidly and the killing intent increases rapidly at the same time?

Chapter 31 Chapter 29. The summoned natural disaster really lives up to its reputation

"Hmm~~~, Meow~~~ (Bunzilian), hurry up, let me go—! Now it's time to get down to business!"

Li Xiang is very angry now, very angry, almost to the point of yelling "meow" and scratching the opponent's face with his small hands.

Before, I don't know why, obviously he just wanted to use his own personal experience to give a few examples to cheer up Sister Jeanne, but in the end, all the women present were weeping.Although I don't know where I made a mistake, and even though I don't know why it became like this, Li Xiang, who thinks that he should be responsible for this, after thinking for a few seconds, said to them in a voice that was a little scared but also a little bit strong: Please stop crying, as compensation, you can hug yourself and say.

Well, I must explain the meaning of this sentence here.In fact, as the No. [-] mascot of Chaldea, Lixiang is very popular. No matter where he goes, someone will try to slap him, touch his head, rub his face, pet him, and feed him. Among them, the most popular is a hug.

Yes, in the words of some Chaldea staff members or a certain eggplant lady who did not want to be named, it is: as long as you gently hold Lixiang in your arms, it will seem that all troubles can be forgotten, and the whole person It's almost like being purified, and if you are addicted to this kind of behavior, it is very likely that when you wake up, the day will pass in such a muddle.

Obviously, this kind of behavior should of course be prohibited because it will lead to a meaningless waste of time, but human beings just like to die, die, and die. Everyone who has ever hugged Tachika has a lot of aftertaste(?), It's almost like an addiction, I almost shouted the words "If I can't hug Tachika, I'm going to die", so, what is forbidden Yes, super difficult, okay?However, a certain mascot was very unhappy about the situation where someone might jump at him anytime, anywhere, even if he couldn’t walk well. After many discussions, they finally reached an agreement. The agreement that Lixiang cannot be contacted at will without the consent of the person.

So, when Lixiang said the words "as compensation, you can hug yourself", she was very uneasy in her heart. Who knows what these followers who N haven't met for a long time will do, and this Uneasiness, sure enough, quickly became a fact.

"Meow, it's been two hours, let me go!!! Brother Kojiro, Uncle Leonidas, come and help!!!!!!"

At the back is Sister Artoria, on the left is Ushiwakamaru, on the right is Mash, and in front is Sister Joan who is familiar with her for some reason. Obviously, a certain mascot who is squeezed very uncomfortable After two hours of enduring with difficulty, he was finally about to go into a runaway state.So far, standing aside, the two men, who felt that they were almost done, finally rescued their Master after paying the heavy price of injuries, but the first injury since the Raiders of the Singularity was actually done by their own people. How much do you want to hug your master, Hun Dan, is this kind of servant really okay?

How is it possible, a certain mascot is angry!

"It's bad! It's really bad! I didn't expect you to be such people!"

After he was finally liberated, he immediately hid behind the purple-haired swordsman, with only one head sticking out Lixiang, while tidying up his clothes with tears in his eyes, he cried out to some followers.But this expression, this posture, this line, why does something seem to be wrong, which side is male and which side is female? ! ?

"Yes, sorry."

Ah, the heroes (except for a certain sub-servant) who have left a great reputation in history bowed their heads and apologized collectively.

In this regard, Lixiang sighed, put his hands on his hips and said: "...Really, let's not be an example, and we can't do this again in the future?"

Nod, nod.