Lixiang is also working hard to survive today

"There seem to be abnormal activities of other species nearby?" Rolling around in a ball on the bed, a master who has not fully recovered from the aftereffects of wild-sex-liberation-liberation is playing with the ball of wool he just got. , "Then be careful and send some smarter companions to get some news, um, don't expose yourself."

On the other side, a certain evil flying dragon nodded. So that's the case. Does Her Royal Highness want me to send out some outstanding compatriots to spread faith to those ignorant and backward compatriots?That's right, as long as you turn all the enemies into your own people, you will get the news naturally. You are worthy of the little princess.And when it comes to becoming one of their own, what better way is there than to let them know the charm of Her Royal Highness the little princess, and then they will be enlightened, abandon evil and change their minds for good?No!

"Roar! (Understood!)" Clenched its paws, and howled high-spiritedly towards the sky, Xie Feilong, who seemed to have made a subtle mistake, looked at the Lixiang imitation 1:1 wood carving V in his hand. Version .2233, started issuing orders.No one knew, but because of this order, the most terrifying preaching in the history of Wyvern began.

"Okay, it's done here, just wait for the follow-up." The idiot subordinate who didn't know that he had given strange orders to the clansmen, and didn't know that after the idiot failed 2232 times, his wood carving skills had grown rapidly to almost the same level. Tachika, who is comparable to a human woodcarver, is now planning to cheat.

Yes, cheating!Although he can't predict the future, but there is a chat system, asking about strategies and understanding the direction of history, it's a piece of cake!Even if the [plot] of the parallel world is different and there are many variables, the invariants that make up the [plot] still have reference value!

"I'm sorry, because I scored 29 degrees in one night and lost my mind many times. Now someone is receiving emergency treatment in the infirmary. To be honest, this kid is really good. Look, the original Gorgon ranger is terrible. But this time they added the Chaldean bed-climbing trio, Nordic sick girls, love to shake the series, twins of different classes... Well, forget it, I just solved the problem of the underground world, just play and play ”——BY Alaya, who sent the message on behalf of a certain Lixiang who has been in a coma until now

"Damn it, does this bastard European actually sing and sing every night!" Although we only have a half-knowledge about certain aspects, and even though we still don't understand the difference between family, love and friendship, this does not prevent us from standing Xiang uttered words of envy and hatred, "This is hopeless, fake loli African chief, I need your support!"

"H, Help! There's actually a second nobunobu event, and my Nobunaga is causing trouble again! But it's nothing, because... because when I was playing pillow fights with Andersen, Youshan, Youdi, and Chacha, I couldn't Be careful to offend that ghost deputy chief! Help! Well, anyway, I can’t get you, at least, at least let me have fun before this [event] ends ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah !"——BY can only summon a specific four-star heroic spirit during [events], and now because of overplaying, Lixiang, a certain African chieftain who will probably be unable to contact for a long time in the future

"What rice?!?" Li Xiang, who suddenly realized that the two unreliable companions were useless, had a dull expression on his face, "Gu, is it better to ask for others than to ask for yourself?"

"[Ask for others is better than asking for yourself], well, this sentence is very meaningful, I like it." The black mist gathered, and when Lixiang came back to his senses, a blond...handsome uncle appeared in front of him?

"Hmm~~" After a brief surprise, Li Xiang's expression returned to normal, "Dead Apostle? No, there is no such [disgusting] aura in this city, so, uncle, are you a follower?"

"You know it just by looking at it?" The man in black answered Lixiang's question gracefully, "Although I am surprised that there is a Master in this abnormal Holy Grail War, but I am more surprised than this." Yes, you are still young, are you not afraid at all? You know, now that I have been forced into madness, I have turned into the most disgusting posture, a real vampire?"

"Crazy, masculine, vampire, loathe myself as a vampire, elegant, well, overall, uncle, is it [Vlad III]?"

The man was silent, and this silence was also the default.

"Ah, that's how it is. I'm so rude." Quickly dropped the ball of wool in his hand, straightened his hair that was curled up like a cat's ears for some reason, and after tidying up his clothes, Lixiang smoothed the messed up hair. Sit up, "Scared, if I was a little scared just now, then I'm not afraid now."

"Oh? Reason. Why are you not afraid of me after knowing my identity? Of course, people in this era should not know my history, my legend, huh, but they will definitely be afraid of me as a vampire. However , Not only do you know this, but you have never shown any emotions similar to fear, which is really amazing. I understand the look in your eyes, well, it is well concealed, even after experiencing countless tortures and setbacks that ordinary people can't bear, you still haven't The eyes that changed, looking for something, were also the eyes that I gave in and admired in the end. To be honest, if it wasn’t for this look, I would have drunk your blood when you were just in a daze.”

"I see, thank you so much! But I'm not afraid? Because uncle, you are a great hero!"

hero……

"You said, I'm a hero?"

"Well, Vlad III, the Grand Duke of Wallachia, was a hero who repelled the mighty Ottoman army several times and defended his homeland, his hometown. Some people may think that uncle, your actions are terrible, but that How? Facing a powerful enemy, an army several times larger than your own, and talking about benevolence and justice, there must be something wrong with your head. Most likely you are a [-]-year-old boy or a party leader. After all, a frontal conflict is already very difficult. Then, why not use piercing punishment to inflict mental damage on the enemy?"

"Besides, when the enemy came, it is said that uncle, you evacuated the people, let the children, the elderly, and the civilians leave first, and then led the army to fight the enemy. Isn't it very powerful, isn't it great, and you have protected your hometown ( The hero (father) of the family) is definitely, definitely the existence I am looking forward to the most! Whether you are slandered or feared by others, uncle, you are fearless. In order to protect your people, you fought very bravely , If this is not a hero, then what is a hero? Facing the future self, shouting that I don’t care, I just want to be a partner of justice, and then there is an existence that even my own family can’t save ?”

...This kid is actually serious?Looking at the child in front of him who looked at him with shining eyes, after being berserk, under the forced order of the Dragon Witch, the man who transformed himself into the most disgusting posture - a vampire, saw it from Lixiang's eyes. Some kind of the purest emotion, that is, the emotion that moved him even in this posture.

In fact, it is true.From the perspective of Li Xiang, who had a somewhat unusual way of thinking, Vlad III, who guarded his hometown, was like a father who guarded his family.He hates his righteous partner's father more than anyone else, and because of this, he yearns for and loves someone who can protect his family more than anyone else. In fact, deep down in his heart... …

"I'm sorry, I treated you like an ordinary food before. I was so rude. Your words came from the heart, and your words were not false. Should I be happy? Unexpectedly, I was also regarded as a hero by children day."

"Oh! Not a child! I'm going to be angry!"

"Hahahahahaha, indeed." Looking at Lixiang who pouted, the servant who was the first to arrive at the destination after turning into a bat chuckled softly, "Then, how about my little lady? You don't need to use your command spells to call me." Servant? For you magicians, a Servant is an item, right? If it were you, I agree, and I will give you time to forcefully summon it. Although it is a pity, in the end, we are enemies after all, it is impossible Shaking hands and making peace."

After little princess and little lady, do I now have another title of little lady... Lixiang, who has given up fighting against the world's malice, shook her head.

"Please take this sentence back. Servants are not props, nor are they consumables. I and them are neither superiors and subordinates, nor the relationship between the lord and the courtiers. They are family members, yes, for me, they are family members, my most important and most important family." Holding hands and placing them on his chest, the servant with a gentle and loving face Li Xiang, who was slightly moved with a beautiful expression, looked at the other party and said word by word.

Not lying, do you really think so?The last temptation was unsuccessful. The man who longed for the Holy Grail was only to wash away the stigma of vampires. After an honest response, he suddenly walked towards the window.

"Then, let's forget it this time. Going to bed late is bad for your health, little lady, good children should go to bed early. Regardless of your ability, I can be sure about this cognition and emotion. You are definitely an excellent Master, what a pity, the embroidery that prays to God is definitely suitable for you, if you are the one who summoned me... Heh, tomorrow morning, the army of the Dragon Witch will be there Come, when the time comes, protect yourself, because at that time, I will never hold back. Ah, yes, it would be better to cover your ears quickly."

The sound of wings flapping the air.

After finishing speaking, Vlad III's body suddenly turned into a group of bats and flew out of the window. In this regard, while lamenting that we cannot be friends, he also questioned whether his servants are releasing water? Li Xiang, who didn't respond from the servants, was going to rush to the tavern immediately to check the situation.However, when he put his hand on the doorknob, his ears returned to normal due to the departure of a certain servant, and suddenly he vaguely heard something from the direction of the tavern.

"Don't think, don't think that you can knock me down like this! Just now, I just recalled my favorite thing to do when I was young, listen to my singing!!!"

There is singing.

My goodness, help, help, is this the legendary Banshee, or the Song of Death? ! ?Me, I don't want to die yet!

"This, how can there be such an ugly singing voice in this world, ah, so you should cover your ears, uh..."

While thinking about it, Lixiang lost consciousness in the next second.

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I am the Grand Duke from the New Year’s Merit Bag:

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PS1: The updated passing line is [-] words, and this chapter is [-] words, um.By the way, I had a bit of time last night, but because I suddenly realized that something seemed to have happened to FGO, I went to find out the situation... Sigh, these days, Moe Er is really troublesome, swimsuits, do they still exist? ?Looking at the cloth mother and the dancer, I suddenly burst into tears.

PS2: Long Niang grew up to be Camilla. According to Long Niang, Camilla's singing voice is estimated...(°ー°〃)

PS3: Now FGO has nothing to do except brush materials.

Chapter 36 Chapter 34. There seems to be something wrong with this war I

He had a dream, yes, a short, warm one, completely different from his already fragmented life, [sweet dream].

Although the content of the dream has been blurred, some fragments still remain.Li Xiang vaguely remembered that in that dream, her younger self was hugged by a man who was both unfamiliar and familiar, hated and liked, and then, that self, turned towards another man The man who made him feel kind and alienated stretched out his hand, that's right, he stretched out the kind of fleshy, soft little hand that is unique to children, and then...then, that self, grabbed it with his little hand the man's left index finger.

Hehe, what about children's pranks, no, judging from their age, maybe they don't even count as pranks, they are probably just unconscious actions, right?That's great, that [self].Although it was just a dream, Lixiang remembered that someone once told him that the so-called dream was actually projecting his own consciousness onto himself in another world, so to some extent, dreams were also real.In the past, Lixiang scoffed at this, but now...

"Now, I sincerely hope that this statement is true. However, even if it's just a dream, I will sincerely pray that I in other worlds, please, be [happiness]."

Has it changed? Ask yourself, Lixiang realized that she is different from before.If he was ten years old three years ago, he would definitely despise himself now, right?Thinking about running away, running away, regardless of dignity, feelings, morality, everything that can be discarded, for the only obsession deep in my heart, I have given up everything that can be given up, just to live As he went down, deep in Lixiang's heart, a kind of feeling that seemed to be called sadness welled up wonderfully.

"Live, absolutely must live, don't be soft-hearted! Don't cry! Don't give up! Don't be weak! Thinking about it now, I was really just a walking dead at that time, and in this situation, until I realized that the pursuit of myself was strange. It changed after the cessation of . Later, um, later, after communicating with myself in other worlds, I postponed my plan to go to Chaldea, and came to Fuyuki City, where my mother was born, to live for a year."

"Fuyuki City, what a beautiful city."

yes there...

There, I inherited the residences of Emiya and Tohsaka.Step by step, brick by brick, as if I could understand the past of my parents in this way, every part of the house was not spared, and I touched every part with my own hands as if I would cry in the next second touched.

There, I met the teachers of my mother and my father.Well, that is a very kind, although a little off-line, but a good guy who does his job.My parents really troubled you, it's nice to meet you, tiger, no, Fujimura-sensei!

There, I actually met my mother's younger sister who was sent out when I was young, that is, my aunt.It was a gentle woman with beautiful purple hair, but unfortunately, the family she lived in was a very distorted place, so, after a long period of deliberation and discussions with myself in other worlds, I finally got in touch with my mother's previous life. The teacher himself finally completed the 【Deworming Work】.

It's a pity that Aunt Luvia had an accident some time before the death of her mother, otherwise, with her personality, the end of the bug aggregate would only be worse.But it’s okay, the teacher who finally got out of the trouble vortex created by his own students and didn’t have to argue with a bunch of old men, maybe he didn’t feel that he was helping the descendants of the deceased students when he should help, or maybe it was something else reason?In short, after confirming that a certain magician was hopeless, he led a bunch of problem students and easily pushed that guy away.

Bug magic?The successors of Butterfly Magic are very interested in this.Butterfly magic can even bind the spirit body, some old immortal, do you have the guts to try to transfer the soul on the spot after the existing body is thrown into the street?

As for combat effectiveness?The sister who claims to be Grey has no pressure, but wait, I don’t want to know, if I think about it now, the face of Sister Grey who has been hidden under the hood seems to be somewhat similar to Sister Artoria, Could it be the offspring! ? !

Moreover, there is a canine creature around her, and she has a good relationship with her. Not only that, but the blond idiot who likes to nickname the person he likes has given him at least three other names should not be underestimated. The way is a bit strange, but as a magician, there is no doubt that he is first-class.

In addition, the teacher of my mother, who is Mr. II's poisonous tongue sister, can be said to let me understand what is the definition of a poisonous tongue. Coupled with the rest of the problem characters, I finally understand why II There is actually a pile of stomach medicine in the husband's luggage.Anyway, as I said just now, in the end, due to the activity of a group of strange people, a certain family in Fuyuki City ceased to exist.

later?Ah, later on, I declined that teacher's invitation, and honestly spent a period of time recuperating in Dongmu City, and asked about the past from Ms. Fujimura and my aunt by the way.And then, and then, I went to Chaldea.

Memories, this is the end.

Why not?Because Lixiang felt that he was not a regular magician, even if he had to say he was, he could be regarded as a third-rate magician at most. He, in fact, should be...【Magician】.Moreover, Lixiang has no good impression of a broken association.

Well, when it comes to this, some people may be confused, and some people said I was talking nonsense in the previous chapters, why is Lixiang not a magician?Then let me popularize it.

What is a magician? [Magic] is a general term for artificially reproducing mysteries and miracles. A person who holds a magic circuit and can perform magic is a magician in a broad sense.but!From the perspective of Lixiang, who received her mother's orthodox preschool education, the above is just a broad sense.

In fact, the first task of magicians is to research, develop, sublimate and continue the magic of their own family. Therefore, real magicians spend almost half of their time studying magic.To put it simply, magicians are a group of "scientific" lunatics who study "magic". Yes, or lunatics are fine. All ordinary people's thinking logic is not applicable to them. This is the real deal. The 【Magician】.

Well, I have never formally studied magic, but I only know some knowledge about magic. The few half-baked magics I only know are all the body-strengthening magic that Aunt Luvia mentioned when she taught him English grappling. Is Tachika, the little gem magic mentioned by Aunt Luvia's argument, really a magician?

The answer is no.Because of the lack of money, gem magic has been completely forgotten when he fled. As for body strengthening, he has really practiced well, but Lixiang uses more of the Bajiquan taught by his mother and the grappling technique taught by Aunt Luvia. .Tell me, this Lixiang, who sneaks up, assassinates and poisons when in doubt, comes to a wild-sex-liberation-release from time to time, and solves troubles all by fists and sex-seductions, is he a magician after all? Or a martial artist, or, simply an assassin?

So, in Li Xiang's view, as a magician, he is completely unqualified, a shame to his parents and aunts, and can only be regarded as a third-rate of the third-rate.But there's nothing you can do about it, it's too early, he started fleeing at the age of nine, and he's not a once-in-a-thousand-year genius, how much knowledge do you expect a child of that age to know?

So, what is a magician?The so-called magicians are heretical magicians who are not interested in studying magic, but only regard magic as a tool or a technique to achieve their own goals. How to delve into magic.

As magicians, this group of people may be unqualified, and may even be despised by orthodox magicians, but from a practical point of view, hehe, there are too many so-called orthodox magicians killed by magicians Yes, Emiya Kiritsugu, Emiya Shirou is a real [Magician].Of course, Lixiang didn't know about this, but what is the situation, will the blood of the Weigong family eventually become like this?

Forget it, okay, the science is over.In short, during the time in Fuyuki City, Lixiang learned about her family lineage, and understood that the ancestor of the Tohsaka clan was the second magician Kishua Zellich Shubein Ogu, also known as the jewel man old man.After lamenting that if he had been born earlier, he might have been treated as a baby, he found a four-dimensional box by accident.

That's right, the content of the second method is to observe the countless parallel worlds that exist, and travel between the worlds at will. Therefore, it is possible to obtain power from the parallel world, create four-dimensional pockets, etc. Something weird came out - like some magical girl transforming staff - but he found a chest.Yes, it was the box that he wanted to put the potion in when he had hot pot with himself in another world, and he brought it to Chaldea.

But fortunately Lixiang didn't find out a magical girl's cane at the beginning, otherwise the book would become strange. Look, magical girl Lixiang sauce...wait, why did this setting suddenly feel like this? Set a good look? ! ?

"...Hundred flowers...let's bloom...dance..."

Ah, there is a voice coming over, it seems that the time to wake up is coming.

That's right, Lixiang thought that he was originally unconscious because he heard some kind of too abnormal singing. In this case, if his servants are not completely wiped out, he will find himself soon and wake him up, right?Well, anyway, I dreamed of something good this time, that woman with a wonderful singing voice, thank you!

At this point in his thoughts, he was half asleep and half awake. Although he was no longer dreaming, he did not wake up immediately, and a smile appeared on the corner of Lixiang's mouth.

"...Glory to the Lily Crown (Guillotine Breaker)!"

"!!!"

Wonderful feeling.The discomfort caused by the singing gradually disappeared, and even the body seemed to become light and light. Not only that, but also the physical strength and magic power have been greatly restored... It seems that it is time to wake up.

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The scene in the dream, that is, too beautiful, illusory and tearful dream (the picture is the dream at the beginning):

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Well, a final whine.

Generally, updates are available only when there is time.If there is something—like now, a friend just called to say that the students would drink too much, and asked me, who lives in the easternmost part of the city, to go to the KTV in the west of the city, and help carry away a group of drunk people across districts and send them back— — Dude, it's past midnight now!Well, I can't type, this chapter is only half written OTZ

In addition, unlike writing when I want to write, even if I can't be perfect when I code, I will pay attention to at least not violating the original settings.Just like before, some readers complained, "When Kojiro called the doctor, he said Romance Your Excellency, what the hell is that!", I am very sorry, but please take a look at the intermission of Sasaki Kojiro.There, he personally called the doctor "Lord Romance" instead of "Lord Romance". In order to find the setting for the code words, I ate an apple, brushed the dog food, fed it to the full level, and then wrote it after going through the plot. So when I read that rant, I was very sad (;′⌒`)

Next, why is summoning followers so slow?Don't dare to summon before watching the setting and plot!Otherwise, the character set will collapse!In fact, it seems that someone has collapsed now, right? QAQ

In the end, I am a fool, and I often look at the materials and can't write anything.Yes, when I think like the picture below:

I'm so sorry, I'm such a fool!

It seems that I drank too much in the previous class reunion, ahahahahahaha, although I came back early, I have to go back again!The second half of the chapter will be added tomorrow!By the way, before I complained about why Lixiang didn't think he was a magician, I explained it, gentlemen, good night, I'm leaving!

PS1: This is half a chapter, and I think it is an update before I write a little over [-] words...

PS2: Although Shuke has updated the number of words in many books (﹃﹣), no, it’s nothing, it must be an illusion.

Chapter 37 Chapter 35. Something's wrong with this war II

"Hmm..." There was a singing voice, she opened her eyes slightly, and what Lixiang saw were countless particles of pure white light floating in the air.

It's beautiful, and the singing voice is also very nice.Although the brain that has not yet fully recovered cannot process too much information, at least the eyes and ears have returned to normal, so Li Xiang likes this scene very much at this moment.However, with the gradual recovery of his brain, he could finally understand some strange information he had been hearing, which was...

"...So, senior's ears are soft when you pinch them, and if you gently lick them, they will still feel sweet?"

Huh?

"Oh, so that's how it is."

"Not only that, senior's hair is also soft, and it feels as smooth as the highest-grade satin. Once you start it, you will never be able to stop it, ah, that perfect feel, just remembering it makes me It's tempting to commit a crime just around the corner!"

Huh?

"And when you fall asleep, senior's eyes that have always been calm, indifferent, and full of sadness and sorrow will be covered by eyelids, ah, look at those thin, trembling eyebrows, that small nose and The lips that make people want to kiss, the curled body of the senior is as pitiful as an abandoned little animal. Yes, this is the feeling now, facing such a senior, as long as it is a woman, it is impossible not to like it Bar?"

"Indeed, this charm cannot be underestimated. That cute appearance reminds me of Mary back then."

"But it's not over yet! Look, these slender fingers! They are soft, because they pay great attention to hygiene and often have a soapy smell. Ah, when they are touched by seniors, they feel itchy all over, but when they think of someone To do that kind of thing to senior, to have such a lovely hand be destroyed...

From the memories of the seniors, it can be seen that the group of magicians should belong to [Clock Tower].Sure enough, after the restoration of Humanity, try to contact [Atlas Academy] and [Wandering Sea], let's destroy [Clock Tower] together, just right, the director is no longer here.But wait, one is where magicians gather in dead houses, and the other is where crazy people with abnormal brains gather. Tsk, this is a bit difficult, but I won't give up! "

Huh huh? ! ?

"Forget it, let's continue. Look! This is senior's back, the softness is just right, even Venus, the goddess of beauty, can't match the perfect curve, look! This is senior's soft and cute belly, Delicious and full of charm! Look! The lower part of the belly, uh, the part below the belly is completely untouched."

"Well, well, as expected of Miss Matthew, your gentlemanly speech has already made me fully feel the charm of the little lady, but you seem to have missed a place!"

"What, what?!?"

"That's the armpit!"

"(Shock)!"

"After all, Mary is nearby, so dirty jokes are forbidden. However, to put it bluntly, you can only draw conclusions when you see, hear, and touch with your own hands. So, let's move the little lady who is in a coma first." The arm, the armpit has been proven..."

"—it's really uncomfortable."